SHE SAVED ME By destroying her ex-boyfriend By Elrohir, Elrohir57@gmail.com I never thought I would end up here ... flat on my back with a mountainous angry man standing over me, holding the biggest bowie knife I'd ever seen. This was in my usual watering hole, which up until now had been the quietest of drinking establishments, but in a heartbeat things had turned ugly. It all began shortly after I moved here to Panama City Beach. I'd been a police officer, then a detective, in a large Midwestern city for most of my adult life, until a bank robber's lucky shot ended my career at age 46 by taking out a section of my femur. The bone had not healed properly, so in addition to being a couple of inches shorter than the other leg, it was bent slightly, forcing me to use a cane to walk, and running was out of the question. My wife, who was also on the Department, had stuck with me to the end of my recovery only to promptly run off with a younger copper we both knew. Brothers in arms, my ass! So I said to Hell with it all, took my disability money and moved here, got a little apartment and a job with a small company that provided beach chair and umbrella rentals to a section of the public beach. Every day I would drive to a nearby parking area, hobble down to the beach, open the little storage building and put out umbrellas and cushions for the wooden lounge chairs permanently moored there. It was a painful way to start the day, but after I got set up I could spend the rest of the day recovering on one of the chairs in the sun, collecting rental money from the tourists while I watched the beach bunnies from behind my mirrored sunglasses. I was still a rather handsome man, they said; distinguished-looking, they said, and once in a great while some young beauty with Daddy issues would fancy a little fling with an older man while on vacation, and invite me up to her room. One even called me Daddy repeatedly during the act, but I didn't mind. I was careful, though, picking and choosing according to my old cop's intuition, and always using protection. Most of them thanked me the next morning, some even complementing me on my equipment and my cocksmanship, but only a few ever requested a second engagement. Most awoke with that "What the hell have I done?" look on their faces, so I usually never had to break off anything or even see them again. I'd remind them they knew where to find me if they needed "anything" else, and I'd leave. It was great, really, kind of like being on vacation 24/7/365. With all the tourists and transients who came and went, however, and having had more than my fill of human contact over the years, I didn't really warm up to people and hadn't really made many friends beyond Jack the bartender, so it was lonely at times ... until I met Jenny. She jogged up the beach every morning while I was setting up, and I always tried not to stare as she went by but always failed, and she never failed to notice, her eyes boldly meeting mine. The first couple of times, she just smiled and nodded, then she started saying "Good Morning!" as she passed, and eventually she would stop for a few minutes of polite conversation. I was flattered that she would even speak to me, because anytime she was there, Jenny was the best-looking woman on the beach, and she was maybe 30 years old while I was 50. She jokingly called me "Old Man" in our little chats, so I knew there was no way I would ever have a chance with her, although that didn't stop me from having a huge crush. She was almost six feet tall, with long auburn hair tied in a pony tail, a regal face, piercing green eyes, and a great all-over tan. If I had to guess I'd say her measurements were something like 38-24-40, but her long torso and legs made her appear both curvy and statuesque at the same time. She was a registered nurse who worked in the local hospital emergency room. Her work week was three twelve-hour shifts. She spent the other four days of the week running, working out, and practicing the actual martial art version of Tai-Chi, so she was very fit, powerful, and graceful, too. On the days she jogged wearing a bikini, she drew stares from every man on the beach, and was the cause of many a sharp elbow in the ribs from a jealous spouse or girlfriend. This morning I thought I would do a little something special: I stopped at Starbucks and got two large cups of medium roast coffee, and had cream and sweetener packets on the side in case she wanted those. I finished setting up my chairs and umbrellas and settled onto the chair closest to the water and sipped my black coffee while I waited for her to jog by. But she never came ... . Her coffee got cold and I poured it out, knowing she ran at the same time every day like clockwork, so if she was late she wasn't coming. The rest of the day went by at an excruciatingly slow pace, after which I drove to my local watering hole with a heavy heart. "Why the long face, Steve?" said Jack the bartender. "Oh, nothing" I tried to say evenly. "Does it have something to do with some girl named Jenny?" "What???" I asked incredulously. I knew bartenders supposedly get good at reading people, but this was ridiculous. "Why would you say that?" "Because occasionally when you actually talk about your personal life, she is the only person you say more than two or three words about, and even though you never smile, when you mention her name the corners of your eyes crinkle up like you're ABOUT to smile, even though, as I said, you never do." "Oh. Well yeah, that's it, then. I'd forgotten I talked about her so much. I just didn't get to see her today, is all." "Oh, the HORROR!" he said, in mock consternation. "What ever will you do without your ladylove?" "Oh, SHUT UP!" I grinned. Jack knew he could always cheer me up with sarcasm. We talked for a little while, just idle chit chat about the weather, how bad the traffic would be when the Spring Break kids got here, etc. We were just about to run out of things to say to each other when the evening crowd began to trickle in, so Jack got busy and was spared my presence, and I his, for a while. I'd finally gotten out of the cop habit of trying to watch everyone in the room, so I barely noticed any of the arriving customers, except for one gargantuan guy with a bald head and a thick handlebar moustache. He had on a Harley jacket, ripped jeans and motorcycle boots. His style was Biker Clich'. I instinctively looked for weapons, and noted he had a bandanna hanging from belt his in such a way as to try to conceal a big knife sheath on his side. Not wanting to draw his attention any more than necessary, I turned back to the bar and my beer. Suddenly a strong hand clapped hard on my shoulder and a spun me around while a voice said "Hey, Old Man, fancy meeting you here!" I turned to see the most beautiful piercing green eyes staring into mine. I couldn't stop my face from lighting up when I saw her. "Hey, Jenny! I missed you this morning! Welcome to my humble home away from home." "Yeah, one of my patients passed away unexpectedly, and I had a lot of paperwork to complete, so I didn't get to run, today. But you knew that." She looked around in mock appraisal of her surroundings and made a sour face. "I didn't know you lived in such a DUMP!" she laughed, punching me in the shoulder. Wow! She just about knocked me down. I could see that she'd already had two or three drinks, just enough to make her lose some inhibitions ... and forget her own strength, apparently. "OW!" I cried in mock pain. "Dang, woman! You almost broke my collar bone." I was only half joking: It was actually still hurting, and I was certain I would have a bruise there in the morning. "Whatsa matter, Old Man, can't take punishment from a little girl? She leaned her face in toward mine and made a muscle as she said this, her bicep expanding to surprisingly large proportions. She grabbed me around the waist and roughly pulled me to her, our faces within inches of each other. She half-whispered "Maybe I'll just kidnap you and have my way with you!" Lord, she was so strong and sexy, I tried to back away to avoid revealing just how happy I was to see her, but she held me fast. Damn, she was strong! She pressed me to her, and there was no getting away. Her embrace left no doubt she could feel the angry one-eyed monster rearing up in my pants. She pretended not to notice and looked me in the eye, winked, and said "Just kidding! I'd better get back to my date for the evening. It was good to see you." She hugged me like I was her Grandpa, but as she did so she surreptitiously ground her crotch against the bulge in my pants, causing me to gasp. She smiled, pulled away and winked at me again, then walked away. I couldn't help but watch her hips sway as she sauntered over to the other side of the room ... and joined up with the Humongous Biker Dude! I overheard her calling him Kenny, an oddly euphemistic name for the gigantic monstrosity to which it was attached. My heart sank. I didn't know what to make of any of what had just happened. I turned back to the bar to hide my front and avoid looking at Jenny any more. Jack found enough of a lull in the action to come down and grab my mug and refill it with Amber Bock without asking. Ah, the joys of being a barfly. He leaned forward and said quietly, "Is that Jenny?" I wanted to say it was none of his business, but I just nodded instead to avoid a battle that I would inevitably lose. Her yellow tank top and white shorts accentuated her tanned skin and clung to her curves like I wished I could. He let out a low whistle. "No wonder you light up around her, uh, relatively speaking. You actually looked human there for a minute, I mean." "Thanks, Jack. It warms my heart to know that you appreciate my taste in women." "Brother, she's the Surf 'n' Turf Diabla of female dishes. Every man would have a taste for that and would want a bite, even if it was so hot and spicy he couldn't take it!" he grinned. "You wax eloquent, my dear bartender. Yeah, she's a goddess. I guess I'm a foolish old man for having a crush on her." "I wouldn't be too sure, Steve. She looks at you with what I can only describe as the light of love in her eye. I guess it could be just a Grandpa thing, though." "Geeze, thanks for the backhand compliment!" I sullenly exclaimed. "Hey, I'm just sayin' it's too soon for me to tell yet. I can tell you one thing for sure: She don't look at HIM like that." He said, gesturing toward the Man Mountain. Indeed, Jenny sat across the table from the big ox, but barely looked at him. In truth, she looked bored. She caught Jack and me looking at her and gave us a quick smile. It warmed my heart, and my blood. I think it kind of lit up Jack, as well. He seemed embarrassed by it, blushing as he bashfully smiled back. I'd never seen our loquacious booze vendor at a loss for words, but he did not speak for a good five minutes, until someone finally asked him if he was in the business of making drinks for his customers. Startled, he ignored the sarcasm and promptly filled the man's order, another first for Jack. I think he was kind of smitten by Jenny; and I decided at that moment I would have to kill him. When he returned to my part of the bar, however, he caught Jenny flashing me a big smile while the Giant Guy had his head turned. Jack's face fell. "Sir" he began ostentatiously, "I regret to inform you that your business is no longer welcome here ... unless you can get HER to come in with you, of course." He was so theatrical it made me chuckle in spite of myself. "Well in that case, it has been a pleasure being served by you, my good man. I shall always treasure my memories of this place, such as it is. I will say a sad farewell and depart, then." I bowed. "Hey! Don't give up so easily, Old Man. I thought maybe you might rise to the challenge, even if you are a bit of a Geezer. Ya never know unless you try. Stranger things have happened." "Aww, I'm a charity case at best, where she's concerned, Jack, and if by some strange circumstance I DID manage to gain her affection, I would not bring her within TWO MILES of your lecherous countenance! You forget, also, that yon leather clad fortress of the Maginot Line prevents any incursion into his territory." "Point taken" he said, disappointed. He took my mug and refilled it, then returned with a shot of Jose Cuervo for himself. We drank together in morose silence. Just then there was a deep disturbance in The Force as Kenny the Human Planet arose from his chair and headed for the restroom, numerous small objects dragging in his wake as they were caught up in his gravitational pull. After he went inside, Jenny got up and went to the jukebox, and soon an old slow song, the Jeff Healey Band's 'Angel Eyes" began playing. Jenny turned and walked right up to me. "You're dancing with me, Old Man." It was a statement, not a question. Just a few of the bad things that could happen to me ran through my head for a moment, but like the male spider who knows he'll be eaten at the end of the mating dance, I was going for it. "As you wish, my Queen." She moved me to the miniscule dance floor by the tiny little-used bandstand and began leading, holding me up with her arms so that I barely felt my feet touching the floor. Her strength and stamina were amazing! She carried me around the floor like that for the entire duration of the song, and as it ended and the last notes died away, she set my feet down and clasped me against her, her bodacious breasts pressed hard against my chest. She then kissed me, a long, romantic sort of kiss that electrified me and took my breath away. She walked me back over to the bar and looked deeply into my eyes. "Thanks, Steve" she said softly, placing one hand lightly on my chest. She looked as if she was about to kiss me again, but suddenly she broke our gaze and turned to go back to her table. It was at that moment that I felt the bow wave being pushed out in front of a huge moving object as it washed over me. I knew what that meant, and turned to meet what I was sure would be a devastating onslaught. His booming voice bellowed "What the FUCK do you think you're doing with MY WOMAN?!" and he swung a massive right paw at me. He telegraphed it so badly, however, that I was able to duck under it. When I tried to launch a right cross in response, though, my unsteady legs betrayed me, and I spun around without connecting. He fired a follow-up left that crashed into my breast bone and knocked me to the floor, winded and coughing. He added a kick to my mid-section which caused me to ball up to avoid more punishment. I think it was only about a half-power blow, meant to be more insult than injury, but it hurt like hell. With a flourish he pulled out the biggest bowie knife I'd ever seen, more like a small sword, really. "I should just GUT your ass" he said menacingly, as if he were really thinking about it. I was beginning to think this might truly be my last night here on Earth. Just then there was a "HEY!" from behind the bar and I saw Jack move past me, his Louisville Slugger in hand. He swung at the massive target in front of us, but a ten-pound ham of a left fist caught Jack's hand and stopped it cold, the bat continuing over the Monolith's shoulder. He laid his right fist, still holding the knife, into Jack's chin and laid him out cold there beside me. I recovered a bit and tried to kick his knee from my position on my back, but it barely connected and only served to draw his attention back to me. He lowered the point of the knife to point it at me, fire in his eyes. Suddenly a white and yellow blur flew in between us and obscured my view of the giant wall of man. I saw the ham hand holding the knife, but my view of it ended where the arm was trapped under Jenny's left armpit. She savagely drilled his nose twice with the heel of her right hand, and then I saw her magnificent legs tense mightily as they drove the ogre backward. He had to put a leg back to resist her push, and opened his stance in the process, as she had intended. She pointed the toes of her right foot and delivered a perfect ballet kick, the top of her foot driving THROUGH the behemoth's balls and up into his body. The kick seemed to lift him up off the floor, although I suppose it was just his body recoiling away from the source of its excruciating pain. A massive guttural grunt erupted from him, followed by gagging sounds as if he was about to retch, his face contorted in pain. The knife fell from his hand and clattered to the floor as he sank to his knees. Jenny slid the knife back to me with her foot. "HA!" she laughed into his face. " EVEN YOU BIG MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE WEAK SPOTS, DON'TCHA?!" She stepped back, pulling the trapped arm with her, taking him to his hand and knees, then she stepped up and locked her thighs around his head in a standing reverse scissors and crossed her ankles. I was aghast to see his legs tense as if he was attempting to lift her up, but she sensed it and twisted the trapped arm over his back and fell to her right, taking his head with her, which forced him to roll onto his left side. I saw her big, beautiful thighs flex and expand on either side of Kenny's head while she simultaneously twisted his arm grotesquely up behind his back in a combination arm and wrist lock. She was no small woman, but I was still in awe that she was so strong she could manipulate his massive body so easily. "MMMMRRRRRROWRRR!" he growled in muffled agony as she crushed his head and strained the joints of his arm almost to the point of tearing apart. She laughed again, tauntingly, and began smacking his ass hard, adding humiliation to his pain, reminding him that she owned him. She was crushing his head as she smothered him, she was making his shoulder scream with pain, and now she was blasting lightning into his ass with each blow, and there was absolutely nothing he could do to stop her. He began flinching with each loud smack as she struck his ass hard enough to make him feel agony through the pain of the torture of her other two holds. After spanking him repeatedly for at least a minute, suddenly she stopped, leaving his ass throbbing. Her expression became serious. "NOW, SHUT UP!" she commanded as she eased up on both holds a little bit. Kenny's face went from deep crimson to just red in color. "Now get this straight: I have not been your girlfriend for OVER A YEAR. The only reason I've kept you around at all was just for a FREAKIN' BOOTY CALL, and a damned sorry one at that. We are DONE, do you hear? You leave me alone or I will DESTROY YOUR ASS, is that clear? "Fuck you!" he tried to exclaim, but it came out as more of a whimper. "I'll kill you both ... ."There were tears in his eyes as he eked this out, and his little attempt at bravado thus was failing miserably. Jenny, however, had no pity for the big lummox, and took his words at face value. "WRONG ANSWER, ASSHOLE!" she bellowed and immediately her legs flexed massively around his neck while she contorted his arm beyond its human limits. Kenny's face turned purple and suddenly there was a tearing sound from his shoulder. "AIYEEEEEE!" he screamed in fear and agony. I'd say that he screamed like a little girl, but that would do an injustice to little girls. As horrifying and pathetic as it was, his scream mercifully didn't last long, because she had him unconscious in seconds. Jenny released both holds and disgustedly pushed the giant useless pile of flesh over onto his back with her foot. She stood up, leaned over and spat in Kenny's unconscious face. She picked me up like a rag doll and held me where I could see Jack, who was still out, but breathing. His jaw was probably broken, from the way it looked. Jenny confirmed that with her expert medical opinion. "We need to call 911 for Jack" she said gravely, "and even with what I've done to him, Fuckwad there will likely not be out long. As if on cue, Kenny stirred and groaned a little. "We probably should go, just so I don't have to kill him." she said. "I have an idea" I said, and went back into the kitchen, found a mop and carried it back into the bar area. "Let's go." We went out the front double doors and let them close; I took the mop handle and jammed it through the upright handles of the doors as a makeshift barricade. Jenny had ridden with the ox to the bar, so we walked around to the back where my old Jeep Wrangler was parked, its top completely removed to take advantage of the Florida weather. As we turned the corner of the building there was the BANG of a large object hitting the front double doors from inside and finding them blocked. "Come on!" I yelled, and we ran to the Jeep as we heard another loud bang from the doors. Since I had removed the ragtop it was easy to hop into the seats. A thought occurred to me, and on a hunch I pulled the Jeep up to within about 18" of the big metal door to the kitchen, which opened toward the outside. Just as I did so, the door banged open against the bumper of the Jeep, and a giant head and shoulders forced itself through the gap. When his midsection became visible, I hit the gas slightly, pinning him in between the door and the frame. He struggled mightily, but was, nevertheless, completely stuck. Size was definitely not an advantage in such a situation. Big Kenny launched an immediate torrent of booming profanity in our direction: C words, F words, and MF words, as well as several death threats of the most gruesome nature. Now that we had him pinned, however, I wasn't sure what to do with him. "What do we do now?" I asked of Jenny. "Ha! I know exactly what I'm gonna do!" She immediately stripped off her tank top and bra, stood up and leaned forward over the Jeep's windshield so that her breasts were dangling for the Man Mountain to see. They were real and they were spectacular. "LISTEN, ASSHOLE" she bellowed, interrupting his tirade. He seemed to be as mesmerized by her massive rack as much as I was. "TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT THESE, BECAUSE THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU'RE EVER GONNA SEE 'EM!" She grabbed on in each hand and brought them up, kissing one and then the other. Kenny made a loud sort of wounded animal sound and rather unintelligibly resumed hollering epithets, pounding on the hood of the Jeep with his one uninjured hand. Incensed and hot as hell, she turned to me with fire in her eyes and straddled me in the seat on her knees. She kissed me deeply, agitating Kenny even more. His screams of rage were no longer even in the form of words. The old Wrangler's hood was really taking a beating from his frustration. Jenny wasn't done, though: She rose up and planted her cleavage in my face, theatrically beating my face back and forth with both boobs, making me forget where I was for a second, because I was in Heaven. Kenny's face darkened even further with rage, and he spewed forth even more profane-sounding venom, but it was gradually becoming mixed with tears and crying. Not satisfied, Jenny stood up and stepped over to her seat, then removed her little white shorts, revealing her unbelievable body in all its glory. She paused just a moment facing Kenny so he could take in the sight, then knelt on her seat and turned to me. She yanked my shorts down over my knees and took my stiffened member in hand. She leaned forward and stuck her tongue in my ear, then whispered "Try not to come until I tell you to. You're gonna have to concentrate on using the Jeep to keep him in place." I nodded. She stepped over me, facing forward, grabbed the top of the steering wheel and lowered herself onto me. I almost came the moment she enveloped me, it just felt SO DAMN GOOD, but I did have to concentrate on maintaining pressure on the gas pedal to prevent the Big Goober from escaping, so that greatly helped me in controlling my arousal. She slowly, rhythmically moved up and down on my shaft, a satisfied "Mmm" coming from deep within her with each stroke. "Damn, baby, you're so freakin' BIG!" She moaned, as if she really meant it. She must have been looking Kenny right in the eye the whole time she was riding me, because I could catch brief glimpses of him whenever she was on the down stroke, and he looked as if he was in agony, his face contorted with emotions he couldn't begin to comprehend. He was an alpha male, ever the king of his domain, but now he had been tortured and emasculated by a WOMAN and it paralyzed him. He stared, frozen, completely silent while he was forced watch HIS girl fucking another man in front of him while he was helpless to do anything about it. She rode me for what seemed like forever, and I was in ecstasy. I didn't have any problem coming too soon, because I was in the zone: I had reached a plateau of complete nirvana, and I never wanted it to end! I felt as if I could last forever. Suddenly she paused and began shaking, a little cry issuing from her throat as she shuddered and came. I knew by Kenny's reaction she wasn't faking: he must have recognized her little orgasm fit, because he burst out bawling like a little baby, his ego hammered into dust by knowing that she was coming while riding another man. He closed his eyes tightly, trying to keep out the scene before him. She savored her orgasm for almost a minute, then climbed over and knelt sideways on her seat and went down on me all in one motion. When I began moaning uncontrollably, Kenny must have recognized that sound, too, because his eyes opened wide and his wounded animal howling began all over again. He was crying uncontrollably, unable to contain himself. He wasn't threatening or even angry anymore, he was so totally traumatized. The humongous, arrogant, strongman bully had been completely destroyed and reduced to a puddle of quivering emotional goo. She took me out of her mouth just long enough to say "Come whenever you're ready, baby." I couldn't do it immediately, however, because as I said I was in a zone, and this little grudge fuck would likely be my only chance with Jenny, so I wanted it to last as long as possible. Eventually she looked impatiently into my eyes, silently commanding me, and then began pumping me furiously with both hands. In seconds I came harder than I ever had. I cried out so loudly it seemed to rattle the sides of the Jeep, and I lost all control of myself, my whole body shaking as I emptied myself of every bit of my essence. Jenny contained it all with little effort, milking out every last drop. In one last spasm my legs stiffened, the right one driving itself into the gas pedal. The Jeep lurched forward and there was the sound of groaning metal as the bar's back door bent around its giant human impediment. "AAAAAK!" cried Kenny as the air was forced out of him. He gasped and gasped for air, but I hardly noticed, my body shaking with the biggest orgasm of my life. When I had spewed my last and my senses returned, I finally noticed that Kenny's head was lolling lifelessly to the side. Fuck! I was terrified that I had killed him, but Jenny was much cooler headed: She removed my member from her mouth without spilling a drop, and without saying anything she jumped down from the Jeep and went forward to where Kenny's body was still pinned. She motioned for me to back the Jeep out, and I did so. Kenny collapsed to the ground, lifeless. She rolled him on his back and put her head to his chest and listened for a moment, then looked at me and gave me a thumb's up. Whew! What a relief that was! I became concerned, however, when Jenny put her hand under Kenny's neck and lifted his head back as if she was about to give him artificial respiration, Instead, she pulled his jaws apart and opened her lips slightly, allowing a long stream of my cum to dribble into his open mouth. When she'd finished, she moved around and knelt over his face, grinding her sex onto it, mercilessly thrusting her hips forward and back and up and down, until finally she paused and shuddered once again, violently, roaring like a lioness. When finally she got up and walked away from him, in the glow of the headlights I could see the sheen of her juices coating his face. He would eventually awaken to strange tastes and smells, some familiar and some very foreign to him. There's not much more to tell: We went down the street and called 911, then came back when the troops arrived. Jack had roused some by the time they transported him to the hospital, but Kenny stayed out and did not regain consciousness until just after being wheeled into the ER, when awoke crying, then for some reason began gagging. Kenny was well known to the police as a bully and troublemaker, while Jenny was actually a minor legend in the Department for the way she had handled a couple of would be purse snatchers a few months earlier, so the officers at the scene had no trouble believing our somewhat sanitized account of what happened. We were released pending an investigation and I drove Jenny home. When we arrived, she planted another breathtaking kiss on me. As she got out of the Jeep she said casually, "Hey, Old Man, are you free Tuesday night? A slot just opened up in my schedule ... ." Well, what do you THINK I said???