Diana the Valkyrie

Diana the Valkyrie's Newsletter - December 2005

A hard man is good to beat

November, 2005

Brrr. November is when the last of the summer is chased away by the frost. The ash tree has turned yellow and brown, and the leaf drop has started. And has blocked one of my gutters, so I had to go out in the freezing rain and stick my hand into ice water to unblock. Afterwards, I ran warm water on my hand for five minutes before is started to feel again.

New and updated Galleries

Galleries added this month.

The Library

Stories added this month.

Listen with Diana the Valkyrie

Nothing new

The Movie Theatre

Movies added this month.

Newsthumbs

The Server Farm

Ianth (my nameserver) and freya (hosting the chatroom and message boards) have been running non-stop and non-rebooted, for over 820 days now.

When drives fail, it's possible to reformat them and put them back into service, but my experience is that it isn't worth doing, because if it's so old that it's out of warranty, then its value is about $20. And it'll fail again, which will be a nuisance. So, I've started giving them away. For example, a non-profit recently got a boxfull of them from me, together with stern warnings about the likelihood that they'll fail again. But if all they use them for is training, or stuff that doesn't need important irreplacable data, they'll be OK.

Other than that ... nothing to report, which is good news.

The DtV Broadcasting System

There's now a free version; the main difference is that the video size is very small.

Shopping Mall

Nothing new.

The please word

The words "please" and "thank you" seem to have dropped into disuse.

I get a lot of email, even if you don't count spam, and I got one just recently, "cancel my subscription". Well, I will, of course, and there's no obligation on anyone to say "please" or "thank you", but it just seems to me that the extra cost of the word "please" in an email is very low, especially when you set it against the effect, which is to make me feel just a tiny fraction kinder towards the writer.

The battle to defend "thank you" against the invasion of "thankyou" continues, but I have little hope of winning it; the most we can hope for is to stave off our inevitable defeat. Still, I should be grateful that we're still getting even a one-word "thankyou", although the context is usually "thankyou for not smoking", which is a thinly disguised commandment.

I shall continue to use the magic words "please" and "thank you"; magic because of the great effect for a trivial cost. I hope you will too.

Thank you for reading this article.

Cameras

Nothing new.

Spams of the Month

I don't make these up, although the comments on the spams are mine, of course. These are actual spams sent to me, which just strike me as funny. I don't include their contact details - go find your own spammers!

By the way, if you're using StoneColdMail (which is free to web site members) then you won't see most of these spams, they'll be delivered into your "Spam" folder.

You do not have to go out as you will work as an independent contractor
right from your home office. Your job is absolutely legal. You can earn
up to $3000-4000 depending on time you will spend for this job. You do
not need any capital to start. The employees who make efforts and work
hard have a strong possibility to become managers. Anyway our employees
never leave us.

That last sentence sounds a bit ominous.

You have been pre-approved for a $401,500 Home Loan as low as 3.25% Rate.                                                                               

Let me get this straight. You're willing to lend me $401,500 even though you know nothing at all about me.

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Sorry, could you repeat that without the chewing gum in your mouth?

Your case has been shown to the compulsory peoples, and upon prudent
care, we are able to volunteer to you the consequent opportunity.

Based upon prudent care you are eligible to be given a princely benefit
on your original property investment.

Sorry, could you repeat that without the thesaurus in your mouth?




Sponsorships

Most of the sponsorships now are by giving women server space and bandwidth, so they can operate their web sites without having to pay these fees. There's also photoshoots, which gets some revenue into their hands, as well as the traditional direct-funding sponsorship.

DtV Family web sites

A new artwork web site, from Zebodoy

Here's the full list of DtV family web sites

The Clubhouse

You can give a Diana the Valkyrie membership as a gift.

Sign up here for the gift that lasts and lasts. Perfect for a Christmas gift!

In the Chatroom

Manc is back!

Chatter of the month

Member

Posts

TomNine2489
1973manc2075
boomerflex2042
buffy189761662
mit192371580
tre13131546
hiram20001384
madman35791106
Jerroll1078
legion000817
jitka2005768
gaily304763
Jabber698
tommy2164666
bro007607
rainer0000560
lpdorman69520
Diana the Valkyrie490
asia101455
shad349374

Manc displaces Boomerfrom the second slot.

On the Message Boards

There's been a major discussion on my board, about the message board software. Once again, we're talking about the idea of changing to a different software package, possibly to YaBB (that's the package I put on Herbiceps and other sites). But I've also been changing the existing software to accomodate many of the things that people say they want.

Look here to see a new style of board, with threads, and multiple posts on the same page, and the ability to handle as many inline links as you want to have. The old style of viewing the boards will still be available when that version of the software starts to be used.

2259 posts this month.

Most posted Board of the month

Poster of the month

Board

Posts

Boomer's sports chat 671
Politics and economics 512
Sergeant Wick and PFC Kandor's Crush Camp 183
Diana the Valkyrie's message board 87
Jett_-_Health_and_Nutrition 79
Female bodybuilders 57
Gabrielle Hames 48
Scooby's Femme Fatale Forum, for mixed action 37
Female muscle 36
Buffy's Pub 34

Member

Posts

zig563291
steve333247
boomerflex146
Jabber115
Diana the Valkyrie105
davex81
billwick71478
femgrow00770
GrappleJack62
mrhappy57
Sport and politics. Sometimes I wonder if I'm running the wrong sort of web site. Steve and Zig again

Board access

Mavis is counting the number of times the message list is checked for each board. This gives a very different picture from the one above.

Most listed Board of the month

Most read Board of the month

Board

Posts

Female bodybuilders 6088
Scooby's Femme Fatale Forum, for mixed action 4862
TwoPossums TV and Pictures 4693
Sergeant Wick and PFC Kandor's Crush Camp 4358
Wrestling 4118
Female muscle 4013
Feats of strength 2604
Muscle Worship 2528
Lift and carry, f/m 2399
Boomer's sports chat 2339

Board

Posts

It's all about FBBs, movies and mixed action. The Grinch got the stats.

Back Page

University of California sued by monkey haters

I find this just so hilarious.

I checked the site statistics that Sandra counts up each night.

At the end of November 2005, there were about 883,000 pictures (67 gigabytes), 174 gigabytes of video, 9900 text files (mostly stories) and a total of about 242 gigabytes. There's about 160 million pictures altogether in Newsthumbs, increasing at about 5 million per month.

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