CATASTROPHE!! by Tex "Wacko" Biceps...

The Ms. Olympia has been the schmoos' holy of holies for the better part of two decades. Ms. O is the queen of the FBBs...a schmoo's dream. Yet, in reality the Ms. Olympia contest is a front for Joe Weider's capitalistic needs. This month that sometimes-subtle truth became painfully apparent to the patron's of Diana's Coffee Lounge.

Early in September the horror of horrors happened. NO, the stockmarket did not crash. NO, the 9.0 earthquake did not hit San Fransisco. NO, Diana the Valkyrie was not consumed in a hostile takeover by the Boomer-led FEMSPORT monolith. No, this month the Ms. Olympia contest was cancelled, apparently due to poor advance ticket sales. That's right, the Schmoo Super Bowl was CANCELLED!

As one would imagine, a castastrophe of this magnitude was the main topic on the lips of chatters this month. Here is some conversation that is representative of that chat...

Warrior - I'm glad to see that life exists without the Ms. Olympia.
Diana the Valkyrie - Actually, it could be rather good for FBB...
Diana the Valkyrie - It means that FBB is free of the Weider empire...
MadScientist - Well, they are free form Ben and Joe, but what are they 
going to do now?...

oriole99 - Well, I have a curious thought about the Ms. O --The Weider 
Corporation supports the whole bodybuilding/IFBB things, if I recall. 
Why out of diplomacy are they not saving it?...
MadScientist - Thats what they were doing for the past 15 years. I am 
told the show has never made money since then....
Diana the Valkyrie - Oriole, a lot of people think it's because they 
want to kill FBB, so that MBB can become an olympic sport....
MadScientist - Diana, I bet they wouldn't KILL female bodybuilding if it 
weren't half-dead already!
MadScientist - If the show was a box office success we wouldn...
MadScientist - we wouldn't be speculating about why they canned it!
oriole99 - Well, that would be a little ridiculous and unfair..support 
the males and kill the females?... 
Diana the Valkyrie - First and only, Oriole. The purpose of MBB and FBB 
is to sell "supplements"...
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, but they sell "supplements", so they're safe

Gwill - With the Ms O cancelled what the competitors should do is all 
enter the Ms International. It seems to be a strong event...
TomNine - The Ms I is the next biggest show, even if it is treated as a 
minor event in the Arnold Classic.
Gwill - Yes and because of the Arnold success the Ms I won't be 
cancelled most likely...
TomNine - Right, the Ms I won't be cancelled. Just marginalized in favor 
of the MBBs and the fitness girls.
Gwill - I would bet Kim C will be entering it this year
TomNine - Even the Jan Tana, which is supposed to be about the women, 
puts most of the prize money and attention towards the Masters Mr O.
Gwill - We have to face the fact that we like a small market sport
TomNine - Kim C will have to do something. It must be a major 
disappointment to the women who train all year just for the Ms O and 
don't do any other shows....
TomNine - It's up to us fans to support the sport better by going to the 
shows...
Diana the Valkyrie - The trouble is, the promoters don't support the 
fans
Gwill - I think FBB needs a media superstar

Sometimes inside the blackest cloud is a silver lining. After the 
cancellation of the Ms. O, the powers-at-be decided to hold the remnants 
of the schmoos' holy of holies in conjunction with the longstanding New 
Joisey femuscle event, the Women's Strength Extravaganza. In this writer's 
humble opinion, the WSE has always treated real femuscle with 
respect. Despite the WSE's compromising inclusion of a fitness competition, 
the main focus has been female bodybuilders. They even have the fitness gals 
compete in strength and endurance events! Even the greedy, narcissistic 
Weiderfuhren contributed a rumored $50,000 for prize money. So perhaps the 
catastrophic crucible of change may yield an improved environment for women 
bodybuilders...


TomNine - The WSE is just a week before the Ms O, so most of the women 
should be closing in on contest shape. I bet several will change their 
plans.
TomNine - FBB hasn't had a media-friendly champion since Cory.
Gwill - Is she entering the strenght part of the show
TomNine - I have no idea what the promoters are thinking of.
TomNine - They already cancelled the FBB strength competition, but WSE 
added a pro FBB event. 
Diana the Valkyrie - That part of the show got scrapped
Gwill - too bad
TomNine - Of course they kept the fitness girl strength show. Stupid 
stupid stupid!...
TomNine - I'm sure they will get some bigger names. The biggest draw for 
the pro show before was that it was a Ms O qualifier. Now they will be 
getting real Ms O contenders....

So what will become of women's bodybuilding? Diana certainly has her own 
ideas...and apparently she read my opinion in last month's Tattler.
If you don't remember, check it out:  
01.htm at 
www.thevalkyrie.com . Regardless, here's the Valkyrie's sage advice...

Diana the Valkyrie - I'm hoping that FBB cuts loose from the IFBB
TomNine - That would be best, let the IFBB chase its own dreams while 
the women get along with the competitions.
Diana the Valkyrie - And I'm hoping that one of the women organises it
TomNine - A few influential women and fans could put together something 
much more interesting than what the IFBB and NPC has been promoting. 
Diana the Valkyrie - I'd like to see a separate federation, ideally.
TomNine - I hated to see Denise Masino on AAWA suggest that everyone 
write the Weiders. That's the best she could think of?
Diana the Valkyrie - That's just a knee-jerk reaction. It'll be followed 
by some more thoughtful response
TomNine - The problem is that there are already plenty of federations. 
All with their own agendas, none eager to go after the IFBB's hegemony.
TomNine - Denise is exactly the type of leader who can help bring the 
women together. She clearly has a better idea of what the fans and the 
general public want to see...(Tex asks,"Sexual content, Tom?")
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, but it's a no-brainer now. FBB has to split 
off from the IFBB
TomNine - Is this site taking a position, or will it? Its sponsor money 
could play a major role.
Diana the Valkyrie - I'm encouraging the women (Tex asks,"How Diana?"), 
the FBBs should take the initiative. If they do, I'll support it.
Diana the Valkyrie - If there's a new federation, I'll support it
Diana the Valkyrie - But the initiative *has* to come from the FBBs
TomNine - That's good. The other players, like WPW, have their own 
agendas.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hey, we all have our own agendas, me included. 
That's why I think the FBBs should take the inititive, and organise and 
define the new federation...

But I'm too big a human being to say "I TOLD YOU SO"...:-)