Boomer is a man's man. (No, he likes girls) He's a golfer, sports buff, and video monitor without peer. If a woman flexes on any television show on Earth, the boomeruski is capturing it on tape. He's the king of celebrity biceps! And last month he was the Coffee Lounge's Posting Champion. Now he is the newest member of FEMSPORT.

Boomer makes things happen in the chatroom as well. Whether it's using his ascerbic wit making chatters laugh hysterically or giving sensitive chatters grief until they're hysterical, boomy is in the thick of the action. You can always count on the Yankee Zipper to "stir the pot". Let's go to the tape...

boomer - tex, you know i'm the most peacable and caring guy around, i never argue

boomer - i wonder about pan, think hes a wp in the making?

pan - sorry boom, that's not an insult. you'll have to stab a little deeper

boomer - see, pan also is into the check it out after hes gone game, he is another wp in the making...

But beneath that together red-font exterior, lurks a wounded child. This schmoo of mythical proportions that loves armwrasslin' has a fatal flaw--unrequited love. You see, boomus' heart is given to a woman who doesn't know he exisits--unless he's been stalkin' lately. He's obsessed with Katie Couric. He waits breathlessly every morning for Katie to rip off that trendy jacket, roll up her sleeves and flex those fairly impressive biceps. Day after day, morning after morning, boomer watches and waits...Boom-bro, I feel your pain.

So when you're on the receiving end of a boomer needle, remember his struggle...