Coffee Lounge, UK--Ever since the higher power yanked Adam's rib, a tension has existed between men and women. As the submissive role of females has eroded into equality, the tension has increased. Politically, socially, emotionally and physically, women have claimed their proper place beside the gender with three legs--some may say the third leg is a stub, but you get the point--but the tension continues...even in the chatroom...or perhaps especially in the chatroom.
This month that tension manifest as a physical challenge... zim - logged on. --- (Fri Jul 2 10:46am) Clepsydra - Hello, zim, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.... AbGrrl - Hi Zim Len - Hi zim zim - i challange any valkyrie.... zim - any girlies want to take up my challenge... AbGrrl - Zim: what sort of challenge, babe? zim - a wrestling match... MadScientist - Trying to get a free session are you, Zim? zim - well abgrrl what do you say MadScientist - Guys here spend up to $300 to have the pleasure of being beaten into helpless submission by steroid abusing she-brutes!... The gauntlet has been thrown down. Will it be accepted? zim - whats the abby girl are you affraid AbGrrl - afraid? hehehe. Where are you, Zim? How strong?... zim - i am in england and im stronger than you i can beat you anytime girlie ok abgrrl AbGrrl - ohh... you're in england as well, are you? what part, babe? zim - i am in kent where are you AbGrrl - Bristol MadScientist - Harvy's Bristol Cream? Where is there? Len - Hehe, this sounds interesting :-) AbGrrl - MS, it's in the southwest... zim - ok girlie do you acept my challenge or are you afraid Len - The old "are you a chicken?!" ploy... AbGrrl - Sure, I accept MadScientist - Oh my God!!! AbGrrl - What are the stakes, baby?... The gender-tension of ages manifest in this cyberspace&time! The stakes seem unspecified but in the broadest sense the stakes have already been set...but let's see what happens... zim - whatever stakes you say how do i contact you... AbGrrl - give me your number. i'll call you when i get out of work MadScientist - Extra, extra, read all about it..... MadScientist - Zim to take on AbGrrl in an informal wrestling match.... MadScientist - An sleek, tight assed aerobics instructor against... Len - Tex should be here to document this for the newsletter... zim - ok heres my number 07887664667 i look foreward to defeating you AbGrrl - Let him lap it up in the logs AbGrrl - What style do you fight, zim? MadScientist - AbGrrl, how do you know who you are fighting. What if he turns out to be 6'6" tall and weighs 300 lbs? Then what? AbGrrl - MS: Then I guess it'll be really good fun pinning him! Len - Or a 4'11", 110 lbs with a gun... MadScientist - Well, then we need a camera man! AbGrrl - Len: Heh. I'll psycho-screen him first, don't you worry. AbGrrl - Come on, Zim, what are your physical stats? Len - I'll volounteer, I'm not that far away... I'm sure Diana will pay for my air fare :-) Diana, are you listening? zim - im not as big as madscientist said but a lot bigger than len said how big are you... AbGrrl - zim, I'm 5'8, 162lbs, and vicious... zim - abgrrl youve got no chance give up now... AbGrrl - zim - do you really want me to say, "okay, you win" and not turn up? really?... AbGrrl - ooh, so manly AbGrrl - and when i win? how will you cope?... Len - What's the fun in humiliating a woman? MadScientist - If she had been cautious, she would have tried to find out who zim was BEFORE agreeing to the match! But, at least she knows he's is trying reverse sick-ology on her!... The gender struggle is emotional as well as physical...not to mention SEXUAL! zim - i dont think you stand any chance of winning so it makes no difference * AbGrrl grins MadScientist - Yeah thats right len. Even if zim wins, he still loses! AbGrrl - then let's make the stakes really high, shall we? zim - name your stakes... * MadScientist MadScientist is getting nervous! * MadScientist is getting anxious... What are the stakes of the gender struggle? Though this challenge is small, it is a microcosm of the primordial ebb and flow of the man/woman fight for dominance... AbGrrl - If I win, you're my slave for a month. Absolute obedience. You don't talk unless I say so, you don't eat unless I say so, you don't even take a dump unless I give you permission. And that includes in public areas.... AbGrrl - MS: I'll get a camera for afterwards, when I'm humiliating Zim zim - ok but the same stakes apply in reverse you have to be my slave AbGrrl - oh, absolutely * Scooby laps and laps... MadScientist - Holy Moleys!!! MadScientist - Just like in those absurd stories in Diana's gallery! Clepsydra - Scooby, you have a new Private message from AbGrrl zim - i look foreward to having you as my slave AbGrrl - likewise AbGrrl - I have to go now. I'll call you. Clepsydra - Cheerio, AbGrrl, come back soon. AbGrrl - logged off. --- (Fri Jul 2 11:18am) The stakes are high! But are they? My sources say AbGrrl may not be what she seems. In fact, this reporter has not seen the Abdominal Anglander since the conversation above. However, this reporter will keep his journalistic eye trained on further developments with regard to this story.