TEX: Hmmmmmmm...tempered aggression...you ARE lovely ladies...Now, have you ever been approached by a suspected-schmoo?...e.g. guy asked you to flex..comments enthusiastically about yer muscles....

JOANNE: No, except for JF. I have noticed guys staring at my muscle, but no comments from them. Been told I am stronger than a guy by JF's friend, Steve.

HHN: I have been asked to flex a thousand times online, by now, but never in person. Not that I don't have a HUGE audience when I start doing double cable curls or military presses...something that tends to show off the true extent of my muscularity. I suppose I come across as a bit unapproachable in the gym because of the intensity with which I train. I try to smile and say hello to anyone who meets my gaze in between sets, but I think it is quite obvious that I will not allow anything to come between me and my training. or....maybe it is just that the growling and moaning I do to help me move HUGE amounts of weight around, really do scare people...

FG: No, I can't say that I have had that experience.

TEX: Ladies, there are thousands of schmoos...but we are shy...but not all are shy...Divas, does femuscle play a role in your relationship with your significant other?

HHN: Quite honestly, mrHUGE married me for my cleavage. He says it is one the best of all times...which probably explains why he doesn't do much to support the loss of my fat deposits! He had always like BIG girls....while other kids were stealing daddy's playboy, he was drooling over the warrior babes in the Conan the Barbarian comic books. He does like the way lots of muscle looks in stacked heels, seamed stockings and a miniskirt, as long as the pectoral ornaments are proudly displayed and not dieted away.

FG: Yes, he enjoys having me work out with weights. He is very encouraging and is my work out partner. I also think that the strength and endurance that you can attain make for interesting "private time".

JOANNE: Yes. JF is very turned on by my muscle and strength. You have heard the details in the chat.

TEX: Yes JK, we have...so tell me...describe yer "Perfect Man"....

FG: Tall and defined musculature. Intelligent with a great sense of humor. Pleasant face, good teeth and clean. Sounds like a animal show,sorry. A Ricky Martin knockoff wouldn't be bad at all.

JOANNE: I already have the perfect man in JF. No need for anyone else.

TEX: Some might say those are famous last words, JK...any tips for schmoos on how to land the muscular lady of their dreams?

HHN: Capturing the muscle gal of your dreams....hhhhmmmmm....we're as different as any other group of women I think so no guarantees, but here's what might work for me, in the gym, were I not already spoken for...Smile, make eye contact, hold the door for me, wave me ahead to the drinking fountain. Depending on how I am training that day, I may turn you down...but I'll do it with a smile and be glad you treated me like a lady!... I like to feel people watching me train...especially if I am lifting very heavy or doing a show-off exercise such as double cable curls...but pleasee don't interrupt my sets. Once I am at my bench, please respect my space and my time. I hoep you ARE impressed with weight I throw around, but please, if you must comment to my face (I hear alot more of what goes on around me than you might think!) please give me a minute or two to suck some air and get abck into my body before you do so....If you really want to mpress me, learn how to do a good spot. Don't take the weight away from em....just don't let me get stuck...and please ask before you do a spot! ...Guess so far this is all just meeting your potential goddess. If you've gotten that far... Don't assu me she knows how much her muscles need YOU! Just because we wear this muscle doesn't mean we are totally conscious of the effect it can have....sure came as a shock to me! So move slowly and allow her to learn what you can do for her~~~Massage, massage and massage. Those poor muscles are taking a beating....you can help her recovery and enjoy yourself at the same time ;o) then there's fixing a nice hot bath...candles, etc....She may actually have interests other than the gym...do some homework and find out what they are...a most flatter thing.....

JOANNE: Yes! Do not be so picky when it comes to women. So many of these gentlemen want this super muscular woman. I think they need to concentrate on the personality rather than the muscle. The body is not everything. For example, even if I didn't have muscle, JF says he would still love me because of my determination and passion. I think that is what counts the most. The tip is don't make the woman think her muscle is the only thing you're interested in.

FG: Be a sincere guy and don't lie to her. Care about your own appearance as much as hers. Be romantic every once in awhile, girls love flowers and mushy cards. Work out at the gym together and you'll have the beginnings of a great relationship with "the muscle girl" of your dreams.

TEX: YAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Thank you, ladies....it's been interesting and exciting...Now, one last question...What are your thoughts regarding posting a picture of yourself on the internet?...

HHN: I'm about ready to share all this hard work I've done over the years. I've been thinking pretty seriously about posting something here on Diana's site. At this point, however, mrHUGE seems unwilling to share, and since he pays the lion's share of my food and supplement bills, I think I'll give him a bit more time to get used to the idea.

FG: I have entertained the thought, maybe I will one day.

JOANNE: No big deal. Actually it is very flattering to have people commenting on your picture. http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/j/joannek/joann012.jpg

TEX: Divas of Diana the Valkyrie's Coffee Lounge...Thank you....The next time a new-schmoo begins askin' questions...just link 'em to ya...UP CLOSE & PERSONAL!