CHATROOM DIVAS: Up Close & Personal!!! By Tex Biceps * HUGE JOHN takes off his shirt and flexes his chest! * Clean as a Whistle Tex wishes hHn would copy HugeJohn...doh! * Grog thinks tex's "schmoo" background is showing......lol....... * herHUGEness would not want to rip off her shirt and cause any irregular heart rythms this early in the day! Richard - that's ok hHn, i know CPR. can't spell it, but i do know it Grog - its alright HH........Richard here....he's got a heart machine nearby..... :-)))))) plowjack - Yep, Richard. My heart could take it, hH HUGE JOHN - HH, I showed you MY muscle! :-(((( Quid Pro Quo! Clean as a Whistle Tex - hHN, I have a very strong heart in the mornin'! :-) herHUGEness - LOL...well...I guess as long as I can leave my support device on....I can show off a bit... HUGE JOHN - YYYYEEEESSSSS!!!!!! HUGE JOHN - Get the camera Tex! * herHUGEness tugs her shirt up over her head, blushing furiously.... * herHUGEness turns slightly to the side lifts her arm and cranks up a HUGE bicep * Grog pulls up his chair to watch the flexin......... Clean as a Whistle Tex - hHn...don't forget, yer amongst schmoo-friends... Richard - hHn, i hope u'll flex ur pecs and bounce them for us Clean as a Whistle Tex - YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! herHUGEness - LOL that's what I'm worried about, cowboy! Grog - hey Tex......sit down....ya blockin my view!........ * HUGE JOHN admires HH's bicep, it's bigger than HIS! herHUGEness - uuumm well...I'm still working on that technique, Richard....got a bunch of resistance to overcome! * plowjack watches, transfixed. (years of skinny-dippin' means he doesn't think twice about nudity, but does love big, strong women) * Clean as a Whistle Tex remembers Athena said he can look, but don't touch! herHUGEness - 14" cold HJ....and more to come! * Grog can't see now cause his glasses have fogged up...... :-((((((((((
The crown of "Chatroom Diva" is often a heavy mantel to wear...Though their muscular frames prepare them for difficult duty, answering almost-endless, extremely personal grillings by thirsty-for-femuscle schmoos can be extremely tedious and tiring...With this in mind, this reporter decided to get the inside scoop on these elusive ladies...
What follows are direct transcriptions from THE CHATROOM DIVA INTERVIEWS...
TEX: Ladies, thanks for granting me this interview...Let me begin by introducing you...First, from Chicago, Illinois...the City with
Big Shoulders...the newlywed bride of steel...JOANNE!
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Next, a lithe lady of Pittsburgh...a Florence Nightingale with biceps...FITNESS GIRL!...And last, but certainly not
least...rockhard as the Rockies...she is big big
big!...... HERHUGENESS!...
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TEX: OK...let's get right to it!..Knowing the schmoo I am, I'm sure you won't be surprised by the fact that I'm
gonna start with stats...How 'bout tellin' good ol' Tex yer height and weight?...
FG: Tex...I'm 5'81/2, 135lbs...
JOANNE: 5'2", 130 lbs...
HHN: I'm 5' 6"...I stretch a lot buth that is the best I can do! My weight fluctuates between 170 and 180,
depending on whether I am at the end of a cutting cycle or a bulking cycle.
TEX: How 'bout yer biceps?...how big are they pumped?
JOANNE: 14"
FG: 12"
HHN: Just measured my bis last week at 15" an hour after my arm workout, as many of my chatmates may well remember. I was on a bit of an adrenaline rush and only too happy to share the details!
TEX: Big H...I love yer enthusiasm!...Now ladies, I need to ask the question that every man wants to know...how big are your
chests...and I'm not referring to bra size...
HHN: Last time I was "formally" taped was three months ago. At that time my bis measured 14" so I'm certain there is still a
lot of growth taking place, but last measured my chest at 41".
FG: 37"
JOANNE: 36"
TEX: Thanks...I know this is a bit monotonous...but you and I know every schmoo wants to know!...May I finish with a thigh measurement?...
JOANNE: 23"
FG: 21"
HHN: My thigh measured 27".
TEX: Now that the preliminaries out of the way, let's move from muscle to strength...and continue with queries every schmoo
asks...Ladies...How much can you leg press?
FG: 240lbs
HHN: The most I have done on the leg press so far is six plates on each side, so that is....540, I guess. I usually
work at 450 or 510 because I do heavy extensions and squats first. guesstimated max for this one would be 620.
TEX: My god!
JOANNE: The last time I did leg presses was about a year and 1/2 ago. The machine I use is much different than a normal leg press machine. You lay on your back flat and press. I did 100 lbs. Much different than the machine the ladies/men use when you hear them quoting 700-1,000 lbs.
TEX: Wow...I'm in the presence of significant femuscular strength!...(Tex thinks about scissor-potential, then refocuses)...What's yer best bench press?
HHN: I've never attempted a one rep-max as I am short on reliable training partners. (Had to fire Mr.HUGE...he cries too much ;o) However, my bench right now is at 135 pounds for 5 reps. According to my trusty training chart that should put my max at 155. Not nearly as HUGE as number for back lifts, but still coming up steadily.
FG: 105lbs
JOANNE: 175 lbs. for two reps. 125 lbs. for 10 reps. That is with a barbell. With dumbells, I can do 80 lbs. for 10 reps. Which means 40 lbs. per dumbell.
TEX: And barbell curls?
JOANNE: 110lbs. for 3 reps. 75 lbs. for 8 reps
HHN: Best ever was 85 pounds for 5. I've backed off on these a bit to clean up form and growth has increased, so it isn't all about how much weight is being moved around. Using the same chart that should put the max at 95.
FG: 35lbs
