MATRIMONY IN VEGAS by Tex Biceps Las Vegas....the electric oasis...host to countless World Championship boxing events...center of the planet's lust for games of chance...and congruently, matrimoninal capital of the world. Marriage, one of the oldest forms of gambling, is played 24/7 in Vegas. Passionate couples from all over the globe come to tie the knot in this curious and lurid mix of love and sin... Speaking of love and sin, the original chatroom couple, JoanneFan and JoanneK created a permanent link between themselves in Las Vegas this June! Always chatroom trendsetters, the J's exchanged vows of love in front of an small, exclusive audience. An insider told this reporter that the JF promised to worship the lovely JK's biceps, in sickness and in health...for richer or for poorer.. As with all weddings, the bride's dress was a hot topic after the wedding... HardbodyPaul - And the big question is......Was JK's dress SLEEVELESS? Mrs. JF - Sorry, Paul, it wasn't sleeveless! HardbodyPaul - Oh, I can't believe it, Jo! It wasn't sleeveless? What is this world coming to? http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/j/joannek01/joann003.jpg True to his schmoo roots, JF documented this momentous event... http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/j/joannek01/joann000.jpg JoanneFan - Got a good Cannonon EOS shot of her bicep on the plane, man.... http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/j/joannek01/joann001.jpg Mrs. JF - LOL, Gomez! Nope, but JF took some shots of me flexing. http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/j/joannek01/joann002.jpg Mrs. JF - JF took some pics of me naked in the hotel room! The world awaits those pictures! CONGRATULATIONS, J's....may you live happily ever after...your passion as fiery now as in the future... JoanneFan - Cleapatras barge was a rockin' Yes! http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/j/joannek01/joann004.jpg