ARE WE NOT MEN?
By Dr. Sigmund Biceps PhD


Once again the chatroom was filled with cigar smoke, smooth whisky, 
muscular women and stimulating discussions of the origins of schmoos. 
Fistman, a legal eagle, showed an impressive grasp of developmental p
sychology and left the room spellbound with his own particularly 
pertinent postulates...

FistMan - are you a believer in the freudian theory of fetish, tex?
TSfkaLen - Freud has a theory on fetish?
FistMan - sure did...i'll give a brief explanation and tex can correct 
me if i screw up
Tex - No, Fist...not really familiar with a specific Freudian theory 
with regards to fetishes...however, most Freudian theories ignore 
behavioral aspects (Skinner) and genetic influences...
FistMan - basically, freud said that there are 4 main fetishes....feet, 
hair, legs, and breasts
FistMan - his theory was that a fetish takes its roots in a baby's first 
conscious moments
TSfkaLen - This sounds interesting...
FistMan - and a baby is most likely to become fully conscious for the 
first time in one of a few places
FistMan - at his mother's feet
FistMan - over her shoulder with its face in her hair
FistMan - or at her breasts feeding or just being held there
FistMan - the baby at his mother's feet either sees her feet or is 
looking up at her legs
FistMan - so if your first conscious moment was a painful one, you might 
grow up to be a masochist
Tex - so if the mom had hairy legs, the kid's into legs and hirsuite 
women?
FistMan - and if your first conscious moment was being scissored....lol
* Tex must have been an armpit delivery...came out and felt a flexed 
biceps...
TSfkaLen - ...or breast smothered... :-) Come to think of it, in that 
case, a lot more guys should have that fetish 
FistMan - well most men do love breasts

Fist's "First Fredian Thang Theory" is only one of many...Here are 
more chattin' extrapolations...

FistMan - i think somewhere in early development some men are exposed to 
and perceive a strong women in a positive way...as we grow and become 
part of society, we learn to equate muscles with strength...so when we 
see our first muscular woman, we get an erection because muscle means 
strong or dominant or whatever

Tex - Len, my "evolutionary schmoo theory" says the decreasing need for muscular 
power to "bring home the bacon" (a traditional male role) is leaving room for 
women to become more dominant...but I think yer right, femuscle represents a better 
progeny-potential...

Socrates - here is one of my theories - as you might know - the average 
person is say 90% their gender and 10% the opposite (think of this in 
terms of hormones or yin/yang) - if someone is 80/20 they look for 
someone who is 20/80 to balance them - however sometimes when someone is 
95/5 (very macho guy) he might also look for a female is macho because 
he is out of touch with his feminine side

And on and on and on....

Unfortunately, I must report that my survey has experienced serious technical p
roblems and any results are further delayed...:-( ....'til next month...DSBs