"Who Say 'Dat?"
by Tex Biceps

1. "Clinton's a real piece of shit, isn't he"

2. "BBs are animals in bed, they don't get tired and just want to keep
     going like the engergizer bunny."

The first chat-expert to email me (TexBB@aol.com) the nick(s) responsible for 
uttering these words of wisdom wins a FREE copy of Diana the Valkyrie's Sonia 
Fernandez vs. Shy Guy video!! HINT: Diana will know if you used a search 
engine...Sandra tells!



Coffee Lounger Spotlight: Captain Corc, my favorite Martian
by Tex Biceps

This month, the spotlight falls on a Renaissance Man who is very accustomed 
to being in the spotlight. He is the "Balanced 90s Man", hard machismo mixed 
with soft, sensitivity. Captain Corc is first and foremost a man of the 
sea--no, not Jonah. When the Captain is riding the briny deep, fish beware! 
No Popeil Pocket Fishermen for this salty dog! He uses a fly of his own 
design (not trousers) and wields a bamboo pole from a prior generation on 
unsuspecting sea life. And now he does so from his own Schooner! In fact, he 
and his significant other, the bonking suffragette, MizL are riding the waves 
this USA Memorial Day weekend.

Though Captain Corc is very comfortable firing his guns at well-chosen 
targets, he is equally comfortable discussing Gilbert and Sullivan hits. CC 
is John Grey's quintessential Martian. He just finished a 
critically-acclaimed run in "The Man of La Mancha", playing two roles to 
standing room only crowds. CC is hard, but he has a heart!

So next time you see the good Captain in the Coffee Lounge, spend some time 
to getting to know this seasoned seafarer. You won't be sorry...unless you 
get too close....BONK!!