MadScientist: Sex Sells
by Tex Biceps

Those who frequent the Coffee Lounge are more than familiar with our 
Psychotic Empiricist, MS. As his nick implies, he has keen a intellect but is 
a bit unbalanced. This dichotomy was clear in this May 9th (10:30am Clepsy 
Standard Time) exchange regarding the finer points of marketing:

MadScientist - I read your story Violet. If you want other people to 
read it, I suggest you avertise it appropriately.
MadScientist - Instead of "Violet Discovers her Powers" how about "Hot 
Lesbos in Action!"
MadScientist - A tittle (sic) like that willl REALLY get their attention!
Winsock - Austin Powers?
MadScientist - Violet ( the character in the story) is psychic!
Richard - "Hot Muscular Lesbos in Action!" MS. lol
Violet - Not only lesbos MS I walk & write ***both*** dsides of the 
street!
MadScientist - She can talk to people mentally like they do on Star Trek
Violet - muff munching??
Violet - Are you doing a PR job for me Mads or trying to put me down??
Richard - never thought of fist fucking as cunnilingus. i think lingus 
refers to the tongue if i'm not mistaken
MadScientist - The question is what is the slang expression for 
cunnilingus. Ex, felatio = blow-job.
MadScientist - Well that should be fellatio with two ls
Violet - I told you Mads Muff munching!
Richard - MS, how about eating pussy?
MadScientist - muff munching???

One can't help but be impressed by the technological advances being made in 
the science of marketing! Though this reporter does not believe Violet has 
undertaken MS's
PR campaign as of the date of this writing, she should--MS knows!