The FBB on TomNine's Back
by Tex Biceps

Coffee Lounge, UK--TomNine, aka Don Nueve: Ruthless Head of the Session 
Cartel, is known far and wide on the internet as being the man in the know 
when it comes to playing with sessionettes. A role model for young schmoos 
everywhere, T9 has grappled with musclegals from all over the globe. If you 
have a question about sessions, Don Nueve is the da man! If you need more 
proof, check out his Message Board, TomNine's Tusslin' Tenement. (Link 2)

Yet, powerful as he is Don Nueve revealed he is struggling with a problem 
heretofore unknown to science, SchmooAddiction. On May 15th, 10am Clepsy 
Standard Time, TomNine discussed his struggles with Richard: 

Richard - so, Tom, u must have a session today or something?
Richard - seems the frequency of your sessions has increased
TomNine - Only 3 sessions in 1999, a slower pace than 1998.
Richard - so, Tom, why the slower pace? there's so many of us who live 
vicariously through you
TomNine - Richard, there aren't really very many women out there who I think 
I could have a satisfactory session with. I may be getting more picky.

Dr. Sigmunds Biceps says T9's last sentence is clear evidence of his denial 
and indicates he needs more and more to get a "session-high", if you will. 
According to Dr. Biceps, "As with many pharmacological highs, Mr. Nine is 
getting less and less satisfaction from his session experiences. Yet, he 
continues to be driven to consume sessions. His hypothalmus has become 
densensitized to the thrill of being overpowered by a muscular, strong woman, 
thus he must have bigger, better sessions with bigger and stronger women to 
achieve the schmoo-sensual peak he is accustomed to. In layman's terms, Senor 
Nueve has 'an FBB on his back' ". 

Dr. Siggy suggests Diana the Valkyrie encourage the formation of 
Schmoo-Addiction 12-steps groups on her website as well as provide clinical 
treatment for this burgeoning schmoo-related disease. Dr. Biceps let this 
reporter know that he would provide "theraPAY" for a nominal fee, depending 
on the schmoo's insurance. Diana, are you listening?