Return of the Prodigal Schmoo
by Tex Biceps

Coffee Lounge, UK--We all know chatters come and go (double entendre 
intended), but none with the flair of longtime chatter, serious Iron Maiden 
fan, and spelling/grammar expert, Iron Warrior. Known for the majority of his 
visits to the Coffee Lounge as "Warrior Poet", this Iron Iowanian has been a 
fixture in the chatroom for a long time. 

Known for being articulate and having a hair-trigger temper, IW has a 
colorful Coffee Lounge history. A former Chatroom Newletter Editor, in 1998 
he left the Coffee Lounge for an extended period of time after threatening to 
commit suicide. Earlier this year he was suspended by Diana the Valkyrie for 
a week. Most recently, IW left after a spat with Diana, vowing never to 
return, and that's when Tex applied for his current job.

Late in May, Iron Warrior returned with very little fanfare and has been 
chatting ever since. Tex welcomes the return of this prodigal schmoo and 
looks forward to visiting with him in the future. For those who haven't met 
IW, he is knowledgeable in many areas including supplements (he helped 
Andrulla get a sponsorship deal), computer stuff, sports and bodybuilding in 
general. He has a voluminous collection of FBB pics and videos and can be 
considered a FBB historian, though his youth belies this ability. So look for 
the Iron Warrior the next time you step into the Coffee Lounge. But watch 
your spelling...