-jabber Knocks JK Unconscious Without a Punch
by Tex Biceps

Chicago, USA--Schmoo extraordinaire, -jabber, has always had a significant 
impact on the ladies. Known the world over for his schmoosing and 
controversial opinions, -jabber is used to intense emotional reactions from 
the women he meets, but nothing could have prepared him for Joanne's response 
to this Pseudo-Texan's presence.

The "-jabMan" and his sidekick, Hardbody Paul, arranged a visit to Chicago in 
May. Their schmoo-crazed agenda included visiting the Coffee Lounge's most 
prominent couple, JoanneFan and his muscular-mate, JoanneK. (Link 1) HBP had 
met "the Js" before, but this was to be the -jabberuski's first contact with 
them. Visions of feeling the lovely Ms. K's rippling biceps and armwrasslin' 
this pint-sized powerhouse danced (stripped?) in the -jabber's head. Little 
did he know what was to come...

Confidential sources close to situation say JoanneFan greeted the Dynamic Duo 
at the door and said JK "was getting ready". Paul and -jabs let the engorging 
begin, anticipating Joanne entering the room in a very exciting outfit that 
displayed her exquisite hardbody. However, as the minutes passed and after JF 
had performed a rigorous set of beer-bottle-curls, the Biceps Boys started to 
wonder what was taking Joanne so long...

The -jabbisino and Paul began to worry and asked JoanneFan if JK had been 
sucked down the toilet. JF burped and went in the bedroom to take a look. The 
Dynamic Duo waited, listening intently for any hint that JK was a-comin'. 
Excruciating minutes passed. Finally, JF emerged from his den of inequity and 
told the soon-to-be disappointed duo that JK WAS ASLEEP! That's right, the 
lovely Miss Joanne "slept" through -jabber and Paul's entire visit!

As far as this reporter knows, JK is not narcoleptic. Hence, a reasonable 
schmoo can only deduce that the -jabber's reputation preceded him and the 
intensity of his schmoo-aura knocked the luscious musclegal into dreamland. I 
shudder to think what will happen to JK if this good ol' Texan visits 
her--coma?