First Date
by DTM


(Hey all.  This story is alittle different than what Ive done in the past
- its ENTIRELY dialogue.  Just figured Id try it out, see what happened. 
Its not as sexual as most of my other ones, and definately alot more
reality based.  But I think its a fun read, and I hope you enjoy it too. 
Oh, and if youd like to read a sequel to any of my other stories really,
you can let me know at dtm352@hotmail.com.  Thanks.)

 

"So you really did it, huh?"

"Yep.  Youre looking at the newest member to Dial-a-Date, # 904456 if I
remember correctly"

"HA.  Can we say loser?"

"Hey, lots of people are doing it these days.  Online or video dating,
even over the phone, like the one I joined"

"Yeah, and for just $350 they can hook you up with at least 4 meaningless
dates over the next 2 years, Im sure"

"Get off my back Jimmy.  Just because you arent with the times and still
live in the Stone Age of dating, doesnt mean we all have to"

"I just like to see what Im getting into before I go out on a date is
all.  I mean Hell, even a blind date set up by a friend is something. 
With the women youll be seeing, who knows what theyll look like or how
theyll act.............Sooooo, whats she like?"

"Who?"

"Your blind date for tonight, moron.  What have we been talking about for
the past 15 minutes"

"I dont know, thats one of the stipulations of Dial-a-Date, no talking
about appearances before the first date.  Shes got one amazingly sexy
voice though, I can tell you that.  Oh and shes hot.  Drop Dead Gorgeous
from what Ive heard, trust me"

"From who?"

"From her, who else"

"Ohhhhh, I see.  You mean she told you she was hot, huh?  Gee, and here I
thought shed start out by telling you about her hairy upper lip.  And
besides, I thought that was against your dating services rules?"

"Youre such a pessimist, you know that?  What, every person that does
this type of dating is a liar?"

"Basically"

"Well for your information she didnt just say "Im Hot".......idiot.  Its
something she said in passing, something that made it obvious she was
beautiful"

"Oh, and that was?"

"Well, she said she was in this Beauty Pageant, several of them actually,
and she always placed high.  I think it was some big deal contest from
the way she was talking about it too"

"Really?  What was the name?"

"Miss.....uh.....hold on, let me remember.  Uh.....the Miss Olympia I
think.  Dont know what that is from nothing really, but what else could
it be but a beauty pageant?  And if she placed so high, more than once,
shes gotta be a looker"

"Uh.....youve never heard of the Miss Olympia before?"

"No, what am I, Bob Barker?  Theres so many pageants out there these
days, Im waiting for the Miss Out-House USA to get started"

"And you never talked at length about this with her when you were on the
phone?"

"No.  So what?  They have Ugly Pageants now that I dont know about??? 
Trust me, shes HOT!.......uh, not that it would matter if she wasnt.  I
mean, Im not a shallow guy you know"

"Uh, yeah......ok.  Brad......I hate to be the one to break this to you,
but......"

"Hey man, dont get jealous on me now.  Just cause Im about to go out on a
date with a Beauty Pageant Goddess, with the sexiest voice ever.  Hey,
Ill ask and see if she has a friend, then maybe you can up the class of
women youre seen with"

"Hmmmmm..........Well ok, you got me.  I was jealous.  Sorry about that,
Studly.  Ill just have to sit back and bask in all your glory then"

"Dont worry Jimmy, Ill be sure to fill you in on all the details
tomorrow, so you can truly feel how it is to go on a date with an honest
to goodness Beauty Queen"

"Yeah......you do that Brad.  But first, King of the Prom, order us
another round, its your turn"

"Anything for one of my loyal subjects"

**********

The next night, same time, same bar.

"So, how did your big night go, your majesty?"

"Funny.  Real Funny"

"My what ever do you mean, your highness?"

"You knew what the Miss Olympia was, didnt you?"

"And I was going to tell you too, but you were acting so cocky and
arrogant last night, I just couldnt ruin the surprise"

"Some surprise.  I never felt so weak and helpless with a woman in my
entire life"

"Hahaha.  Well, dont sweat it man, your dating service gives you more
chances with other women.  Im sure you can........."

"Are you kidding me??  Were going out again tomorrow night.  Jimmy, if I
have my way, Im going to marry this girl!"

".........ok, for those of us who missed the beginning of tonights
feature presentation.  Huh?"

"Yeah man.  I mean, I never thought I was into that kinda woman, but
Damn, now that Ive been with one, for even one night, I just cant imagine
going out with a "normal" girl again"

"No kidding??  So the date went well then?"

"Like a dream........but it didnt start out that way.  I mean, Im picking
her up at her place, expecting to see a Beauty Queen, and instead I get
Queen of the Amazons"

"Hahaha, sorry man, I just couldnt spoil that surprise.  God, the look on
your face, it must have been priceless"

"Tell me about it.  There she was, Kim's her name by the way, dressed hot
and sexy for me in this short and tight red dress, with one truly
beautiful face as well.  Her golden hair, her luscious lips....her
seductive eyes.......her...."

"Earth to King Brad, come in your honor"

"Uh......yeah.  Anyway, she was a real knockout, no kidding.  Its just,
she had these big full hard muscles, and she wasnt shy about showing
them.  I mean, she wasnt dressy trashy or over the top really, but with a
body like that, its kinda hard not to notice all she had.  All the curves
and shape a woman should have, and then some, but they were......well,
they were BIG"

"Awwww, big bad Brad didnt get beat up by his blind date, now did he?"

"Actually, that came later........whos telling this story anyway!!"

"As you wish, your high........"

"And if you dont stop it with the "your highness" bullshit, Im going to
kick your ass right here!"

"You sure you wouldnt rather have your new girlfriend do it?"

"You, are so dead!"

"Ok, ok.  Im sorry.  Hahaha  Please, go on"

"Well, after she answered the door, she invited me and said....."

**********

"Is that for me?"

"Huh?"

"The rose. Is that for me?"

"Oh....oh yeah.  Yeah, ....uh....sorry.  Here you go"

"Thanks, it even matches my outfit for the evening.  How did you ever
know?"

"Uh, well I....uh....."

"Brad, right?  Brad, just relax.  I promise I wont bite.  Why dont you
make yourself comfortable and Ill fix us up a drink before we leave for
dinner"

"Yeah, sure.  Thanks"

"7 and 7 good for you?"

"Yes, that sounds great, thanks.  Hey Kim, look, Im sorry, I didnt mean
to act so......"

"Hey, its ok.  Compared to some of the other blind date reactions Ive
gotten over the years, yours was nothing.  Here you go."

"Thanks.  Im sorry, I dont exactly follow"

"Well, lets face it, it takes a special kind of man to enjoy being seen
with a woman like myself.  I mean, most of the men I date immediately get
intimidated around me, thinking Im going to beat them up or something
like that"

"So youve never....."

"Oh sure I have, but not just for nothing.  I guess I better get this all
on the table here, and then you can decide after if youre still up for
our date.  Ive been practicing martial arts since I was a child.  Karate,
Judo, you name it.  I got hooked immediately, and couldnt get enough as
the years went on.  Well, I wasnt long into my late teens when I started
weight training to go along with the martial arts.  And after 10 years of
that.......well.......what do you think?"

"God......I mean, .....uh......sorry, let me start over"

"Another drink?"

"No, no Im fine, thanks.  Kim, I have to be honest, I never really
thought a woman with muscles was attractive"

"Oh........"

"NO.  No, thats just it, I never thought that until this moment.  Seeing
you in person.  I mean WOW.  Youre so beautiful, and your body is really
incredible.  And you have such a great personality.  Im sorry about the
shocked behavior before, its just that I thought....."

"You thought that the Miss Olympia was a Beauty Contest, didnt you?  I
thought about that after our phone call.  Look, Im sorry, I didnt mean to
mislead you here.  I guess Im a far cry from what you expected, Brad"

"Kim.........actually, youre right.  Youre more than I was ever
expecting......and not just in muscle size either.  Id be honored if youd
accompany me on our date tonight"

"You sure?  Should I change into something alittle less.....revealing
maybe?"

"Not on my account, trust me.  You look amazing Kim, much better than any
old Beauty Queen"

"Thanks Brad.......now youre making me blush"

"HA.  And here I thought you were a tough chick"

"Well, if the rest of this date goes as well as the last 5 minutes, Ill
show you just how tough I am later tonight"

**********

"And then she did what?"

"You heard me.  She flexed her arms, you know, like Arnold would, and
they just seemed to explode in size right there and then in front of me. 
I mean, I thought they were big before, but God.  And they were hard too"

"She let you feel them???"

"She insisted.  I dont know Jimmy, I mean I never thought of being with a
woman that was like that, you know.  So full, so hard, so strong.  Yet,
after just one night with her, I think Im in Love"

"Love huh?  Well, she certainly left an impression on you, didnt she. 
So, how did the rest of the night go, Lover Boy?"

"Well, after we left her place, we went over to Giovanni's for some
Italian"

"On 2nd and 45th?"

"Yeah.  Dinner was great, ........but her company was even better"

**********

"I hope this food is good for you.  I mean, we can certainly find a
vegetarian place or something alittle more......"

"Brad, I love this place.  Come here every once and a while myself.  You
really should try the Veal"

"Really?  Wow, I guess I just didnt know what you usually eat, with your
training and all"

"Well, thats just it see.  With all I do, in the gym and the dojo, I burn
a Hell of alot of calories and fat, so I can pretty much eat whatever I
want to really.  Oh, dont get me wrong, I keep a good diet going, and
dont eat ice cream every night, but I dont starve myself
really.......cept when its close to contest time.  Trust me Brad, you
sure dont want to be around me when its near a show"

"Oh, I dont think Id mind"

"Ha, say that now that I dont have another one lined up til January.  Its
tough for those who compete in bodybuilding around contest time.  All
that dieting, the training, the discipline and sacrafices........its even
harder when you dont have anybody with you during those times"

".........Well you have me now Kim, and if youll let me, whether were
still dating or just friends, Id like to be there for you in January"

"......Thanks Brad.  Thats one of the nicest things anybodys ever said to
me"

"Oh, I find that hard to believe.  Kim, youre beautiful, inside and out,
trust me.  I find it hard to believe that you dont get treated like the
lady you are"

"Well, believe it.  The general public doesnt even consider a woman like
me to be a lady.  They think were either trying to be men, or to conquer
or beat them up.  I cant tell you how many dates Ive been on that Ive
been asked if Id wrestle them, or if they could feel my muscles"

"Well, I mean....at your place.....I just....."

"Shhhhh, Brad, I invited you to feel them, its alright.  Youre
different.  I mean, after that initial shocked look across your face, you
didnt treat me oddly or bad at all.  Didnt ask me to lift you up, or if I
could crush a football in my legs or anything"

"God, do men really ask you those things?"

"More than youd believe"

"So you dont like wrestling men or anything like that then?"

"Oh No, I LOVE it!!  Er....sorry.  I do really enjoy doing those things,
and even did it for money a few years back, but it has to be with a
special kinda guy, you know?  Not just some guy who has some fetish about
getting beaten up by a girl with strong muscles, but by someone that
really appreciates a woman like me, both inside and out.  A man that has
more feelings for me than as just an Amazon girl to help live out his
boyhood fantasies"

"Yeah......yeah I could see how that would make you feel.  But you said
you used to do it for money?  How so?"

"Well, back in college I put an ad in our schools paper and on flyers
advertising playful wrestling matches for money.  Didnt get many offers
til a put a few pictures of me in with the ads either"

"Yeah, I could imagine.  Youre gorgeous"

"Stop it.......Im reaching my blushing quota for the day.  But thanks
Brad..........Anyway, Id go to their places, or theyd come to mine, wed
set up the mats Id bring and just have fun wrestling"

"Sounds dangerous, did you ever get hurt?  I mean, who knows what kind of
guys youd be seeing"

"Yeah, it probably wasnt the smartest thing I ever did really, but I
really wasnt too worried about getting hurt.  Like I said, Ive been
training since I was a young girl, and at that time I was VERY capable of
handling things if they got out of hand"

"I dont mean to bring up a bad memory here, and please if you dont want
to talk about it I totally understand, but......well.....did you ever get
into a real fight when you were doing this?"

"Its OK Brad, I like talking to you......I dont know, I just feel like I
can tell you anything.  Yes, there have been times where I really got
into fights during those sessions.  Either some guy would want more time,
or he wouldnt pay, even some of them getting alittle too "into it", if
you get my meaning"

"God, Im sorry Kim.......are you alright?"

"Hahaha, oh Brad, please.  I told you I could more than handle myself,
even back then.  Trust me, after I left them those nights, those boys
certainly thought twice before ever treating a girl badly in the future"

"Really??  What did you do?"

"Well, I dont want to seem to forward here, I never do this really, but
how about we skip dessert, go back to my place, and I can show you.  The
soft and gentle version, of course.  I wouldnt want to hurt you now"

"But I thought you didnt like doing stuff like......"

"With the right man Brad, Ill do anything.  And trust me, being held by a
woman like me, with a body like mine, is like nothing youve ever
experienced before.  Interested?"

**********

"Youve gotta be fucking kidding me!!"

"I swear to God, man.  Im serious"

"So what did you say?"

"Well, you know how strongly I feel about not rushing into anything, and
that I like to take new relationships slow and let them build into
something special"

"In other words?"

"In other words, I said......"

**********

"WAITER, CHECK PLEASE!!!"

**********

"........I said, sure sounds like fun"

"Playing it Mr Cool, eh Brad?"

"Hell, If shed have asked, Ive have let her bodyslam my ass right there
and then.  I mean, she is really that amazing.  And not just her body
either.  I felt such a connection with her, more so as the night went
on.........and it wasnt the 7 and 7 either"

"Beer Goggles off, looking back, you can still say all this, so I guess
it must not have been"

"I tell you Jimmy, being with a woman like Kim, its like nothing Ive ever
experienced before.  She obviously had a strong powerful body, and her
fighting training since birth told me she could beat the Hell out of me
without breaking a sweat if she wanted to...........but thats just it. 
She didnt want to.  She wasnt out to immasculate or humiliate me.  Wasnt
out to beat me or prove her superority over me.  She was just........just
a woman out on a blind date, you know"

"Sounds great Brad, Im really happy for you"

"Thanks alot, man"

"So, how is she in the sack?"

"........................"

"Oh, dont think that for a second ends our decision here.  Not when youre
just getting to the good parts.  Another round bartender, the man still
has a story to finish"

"Sorry Jimmy, but a gentleman never tells"

"And that applies to you, how?"

"Funny.  OK........I guess I can go on alittle farther, with us returning
to.........."

**********

".......Your place is really great, Kim.  Didnt really get a good look at
it before"

"Thanks"

"Hope you dont mind if I give myself a little tour of your living room"

"Not at all, make yourself at home.  If youre feeling daring, you can
venture out into the kitchen and hallway as well.  Ill be out in a few
minutes.  You know where the bar is, help yourself to whatever you like"

"Thanks Kim, I might just do that.  Can I fix you anything?"

"Maybe a water, from the 'frig?"

"You got it.........I see the mats you were talking about before here. 
Were you really serious about wrestling now?"

"If youre up for it, sure.  Dont worry, I wont apply any pressure to my
holds, I wont hurt you a bit"

"Oh, and you think Id need you holding back for my sake, eh?"

"Youd better, unless you want to be carried home tonight"

"Well, I guess well just have to wait and..........."

"So.......How do I look?"

"........................wow........................"

"Hahaha.  Ill take that as a positive wow, and thank you"

"God Kim......you look incredible!"

"Oh, this old thing?  Just something I picked up recently from the
swimsuit catalog at Peaches and Cream, over on 5th and Main.  I find it
alittle less distracting than wrestling in a bikini, which I used to do. 
I hope you like red, its my favorite color"

"Red?  Oh yes, red.....uh sure, I love
red........red.....is........good.........."

**********

"My, Mr. Bond, what a witty and charming conversationalist you are with
the ladies"

"Hey, youd not have been able to make a sound either if youd seen her
like I did.  I mean W...."

"Wow, yeah, I got that part.  So how did she look?  Details man"

"She looked .......well, she looked like a comic book super hero really. 
I mean, Ive been with a few women in my time.......shaddap.........and
none of them held a candle to Kim in the body department.  I mean, all
the curves she had, she shape, that outfit cling to her like a second
skin.  It was like it was painted on.  And all the while, her hard
muscular body was as clear as crystal in that suit.......and yet, she
looked more feminine and beautiful then any woman Ive ever known"

"God Brad, you have me so curious now.  Got any pictures???"

"NO, I dont have any pictures!!  Nice first date rule I like to stick
with"

"Yeah, like youve been doing so well with sticking to all your other
first date rules so far"

"Do I have to threaten you again?"

"Ok Ok, Im sorry, just continue already.  What happened next???"

**********

"Haha.  I guess you really do like red, Brad.  Hell, if you like this,
you should see me in my Wonder Woman costume"

"You have a Wonder Woman Costume?!?!?"

"Sure do.  I have a few different outfits actually.  Supergirl, Catwoman,
Batgirl.....uh.....I used to date a guy heavy into comics"

"So I see.  God, you must look amazing in those outfits Kim.  Id give
anything to see you one of those"

".........Tell you what, lets make tonight alittle more fun then.  You
pin me for 3 seconds while were wrestling, any way you can, and Ill model
any of those, or any other outfit I have, for you.  Your choice." 

"Pin you?  Shoulders held to the mat, for just 3 seconds?  Come on, I
know youre a strong woman Kim, but I outweigh you by
50....er....40......uh....like 35 lbs.  I dont know, it really doesnt
seem all that........"

"Getting cold feet are we?  And here I was just dying to show you what
interesting things I can do with Wonder Womans magic lasso" 

"YOU have just sealed your fate, Kim.  Ive been a Wonder Woman fan since
the Lynda Carter days, and there aint no way Im not beating you at least
once now to see how you compare"

**********

"You actually told her you like Wonder Woman?"

"Do you want to hear this, or not!........anyway, then she said......."

**********

"Excellent.  And what do I get from you if I remain undefeated?"

"Hmmmm......well, since that just aint happening, I figure you can name
your reward, my dear"

"So confident eh?  God, its going to be so much fun showing you want I
can do"

"Me?  Lose to you, a girl?  Dont make me laugh"

"I love your attitude, Brad.  Tell you what......you dont pin me once,
and I remain Queen of apartment house wrestling, then you have to take me
out again this Friday night.  What do you say, tough guy, up for another
date with these?"

**********

"And then she flexed her arms for me again, Jimmy.  I tell you, Ive never
been so close to losing it,......you know.....than I was at that very
moment.  Her entire body just got so hard and cut right in front of my
eyes.  I knew if her muscles were even half as strong as they looked,
then I was going to have to wait quite a while to see her as Wonder
Woman"

"You and Wonder Woman.......hahaha...........personally Im a Black Cat
guy myself"

"What?"

"Oh....uh, ....nothing.  So.....how did you do?"

"How did I do?  Hell, like I said before, I never felt so weak and
helpless with a woman in my entire life.  I mean, I was giving it
everything I had, visions of her displaying her super hero outfits to me
was giving me more incentive then ever, and yet I couldnt pin her once. 
Not once!!  I couldnt believe it.  I knew shed beat me overall, confident
swagger aside, but I figured Id get one lucky break and get her down"

"Youre such a loser, you know that right?"

"Yeah, like youd have done any better.  But you know........as weak and
defenseless as I felt there wrestling around with her.......it just
felt.....I dont know......it just felt right, you know?  She was true to
her word, and never applied pressure to her holds.  There was never a
fear of her hurting me.  She just overpowered and outmanuevered me every
step of the way.  I tell you man, it was unreal"

"You could just tell her you were being chivalrous and letting her win?"

"HA.  First off, I was as sweaty as a greased pig when we were done, and
from the look on my face while we were playing, she knew full well I was
giving it my hardest.  And secondly.......she didnt care.  She wasnt
trying to humiliate me, or make me feel worthless cause I lost to a
woman.  She was doing everything she could to make sure we both had
a great time..........and let me tell you, Ive never had a better time
with a woman in my entire life"

"Not even with Marci Tyler?  I mean, even I blushed when I heard what
you......"

"Jimmy!  Youre missing the point man"

"Hey.....in all seriousness Im glad you both hit it off so well.  Im
happy for you man.  ........So, how is she in the sack?"

"............................"

"Uh........So, how did you guys end your night?"

".........Well, as you know I........."

**********

"........Lost.  I remain undefeated, and that means you and I have a date
this Friday night"

"Awwww, do I have to?"

"HA, well......if youd rather not, Im sure I can....."

"NO!!  No, ....uh.....Im a man of my word, a second date it is.  This
Friday, say 7:30?"

"Sounds perfect.  Who knows, maybe if you get in some wrestling lessons
between now and then, youll get to see who really does make a better
Wonder Woman.  Lynda......or me"

"Get your tiara and boots all shined up for Friday Kim, cause thats one
goal I plan to reach"

"Hey Brad........thanks.  Thanks for such a great night.  Its been alot
of fun, really.  Its not easy for a woman like me to find a nice
guy........Im glad to see tonight my waiting finally paid off"

"Kim........youre one very special woman, know that.  Im sorry how I
acted at the start of our date tonight.  Truth be told, bet or no bet, Id
have done anything on this earth to be able to see you again. 
And....uh.......I know this is our first date and all.....uh......and Id
understand if you didnt feel comfortable with.......Whhuuufffffff"

**********

"Then she grabbed me around the collar of my shirt, nearly lifting me off
the ground, and gave me the most passionate good night kiss ever!"

"I see she shares your first date rulebook as well.  Haha"

"Well, with this one, I let the rulebook fly, Jimmy.  I mean, she was so
unlike anyone I ever thought Id be attracted to, and yet I cant stop
thinking about her.  And not just for that amazing body either"

"Yes, and you read Playboy for the articles too, Im sure"

"Tell me, why are you and I still friends?"

"Because weve known one another since we were 6, its Law now Im afraid. 
So, you seeing her again tomorrow night huh?"

"You bet your ass I am.  I dont know man.  I know its crazy......but I
think she could be the one.  And I think she feels the same"

"Thats great Brad, all bullshit aside, I really am happy for you. 
Hey......think you can do me a favor?"

"Sure, what?"

"Dont forget your camera tomorrow night.  I need pictures man! 
Pictures!!""

"...........Why did I have to be in Mrs Rosen's First Grade class"

"Face it man, Im here for the long haul.........now order us another
round, while I go call my friend, Jack"

"Wha?  What for?"

"He was Senior Wrestling champ in College 3 years straight......we gotta
get you some pointers before tomorrow night man, you suck"