Roxanne's entrance By Dreadnaught Roxanne deals with Don Another day shot to hell. Damn. I sat at the bar and nursed my beer and felt sorry for myself. I should begin by saying I'm a fight promoter and manager. Oh, not a professional manager, by any means. And you're never going to see any of my fighters in the ring. See, the types of fights I set up were not quite legal. We'd set up shop in a convenient location, like an abandoned warehouse, or parking garage, or a bar.. yeah, I know it's a sleazy job, but it paid. I'd set up some real winners in this particular bar I was sitting in now. But all that seemed gone now. The crowds that had come out to see two men beat the living crap out of each other seemed to have disappeared. On top of that, my usual list of fighters had dropped to almost nothing. Some had left to try their skills in the ring, some were injured, so I had four guys left on my roster. And with no one buying tickets.. well, I may as well have been trying to sell Ferraris to the Hare Krishnas. I sat grumbling, wondering what I'd have to sell to try to keep my head above water, when she walked up to me. A tall leggy brunette, wearing a very expensive looking long black dress, pumps and elegant gloves. Every inch of her dripped with class, and more importantly, money. She was built too, like a supermodel. "Mr. Black?" she asked. "Yes?" Her voice instantly caught my attention, the hint of an English accent somehow always did that to me. "If you have a moment, I have a business proposition for you." I sat up immediately. "I have more than a moment in that case," I muttered hastily, and beckoned her to a corner table. Apart from the stools at the bar, we kept the floor pretty much clear of furniture, so the fighters would have lots of room. The only tables and chairs were by the walls. We walked over and sat down. She was very elegant, moving with the grace of a ballerina. As she sat, the slit in her dress exposed a very lovely pair of legs as she crossed them. I paused a moment to savor the view before sitting down. She took no notice of my lengthy glance. "Mr. Black, I know of your financial troubles in the little shows that you run.. what would you say if I told you I had a way to not only bring more people to your fights, but also fill up your roster with fighters who could be relied upon to give the crowds what they want?" I was a little annoyed at the tone she used to describe my "shows".. as if they were totally unimpressive to her. But I admit I was intrigued, and I told her so. "Although I have no idea what I can do to draw the crowds back.. and my roster's never filled." She smiled slightly. "Well, I can assure you the crowds will return if you follow my suggestions, which I will outline in a moment. And if you follow my suggestions, your roster will only need three fighters." I boggled at her in disbelief. "Listen, I always found I need at least ten fighters on my roster. Half of them are either trying to get legitimate work or get clobbered and need time off." "Not to worry, the fighters I have in mind won't need time off," she chuckled. "Oh? Who'd you have in mind, Superman?" "I'll get to that momentarily," her soft, rich accent told me. "Let's discuss fees. What do you pay your fighters, Mr. Black?" "20% of the crowd take, and I keep all the booze revenues." "Ah. Well, with my fighters you'll be paying them 50% of the total take." I snorted loudly, but she continued. "Remember, my fighters will draw record crowds, plus there will only be three of them." "For that kind of percentage, they'd damn well better pull record crowds," I grumbled, beginning to think less and less of this woman's arrogant proposals. "And with only three of them, there's not gonna be too many fights going on at once." "Oh, I can guarantee crowds far larger than you've seen for a while," she smirked, "And you won't need many fights. They'll pull in enough money at once that you won't need it." I was becoming convinced this woman had a serious problem grasping reality. "Okay, Miss.." I only just realized she hadn't told me her name. "Call me Roxanne." Snooty sort of name. "Okay, Roxy.." Her face darkened somewhat, but she politely let me continue. "I can't see how in the hell this could work. No fighters in the roster, no way the crowds will flock to see these fights, and so no money in my pockets. Plus there's you, you're obviously going to want some sort of cut for your ideas and.. I assume you're managing these three fighters?" "I prefer Roxanne, if you don't mind," she told me. "And no, I'm not a manager. I'm one of the fighters." I laughed long and hard. Finally I was able to get my breath back long enough to speak. "Lady, you're good," I wheezed with laughter. "That was funny." "I'm quite serious," she insisted. "So am I. I may not run the most legitimate of businesses, but I still can't go around trying to push a crock like that one." I was starting to lose patience. "I mean, I'd pay money to look at you, yes, but not to see you get stomped into the ground." She frowned at me. "I can assure you, Mr. Black, none of your so-called fighters could stomp me into the ground. I've held my own against better men than you have in your employ. I dare say I could beat any of them with ease." "Yeah, right, lady," I sneered. "These men pound on each other for big bucks. No offense, but I just can't picture a woman getting into it with them down here and surviving. I really want to thank you for the laugh, but you're starting to waste my time." I began to stand. "Do I have to prove it to you?" Roxanne asked quietly and very seriously. This was ridiculous. "Oh sure, go ahead," I sneered. "Very well, Mr. Black," she said. "Is one of your fighters available?" I called back to the bar. "Hey Don, you feel like a fight?" Don turned around. He wasn't my best fighter, but he knew what he was doing. T-shirt, jeans, cowboy boots, six feet, 200 pounds, not too bright, but he brought in a few bucks. "Sure," he called back. "When and where?" "Right now," I answered. "Here. Against Miss Roxanne, here." Don laughed almost as hard as I did. "You're kidding, right?" he asked. I shook my head. "I don't fight no women," he called back. "Hey, I'm not the one asking for the fight, she is," I said. "She's the one who wants it." Don grumbled. "Lady, you're nuts, but if I get paid to let you pat me, what the hell." He confidently walked to the middle of the bar. "Excuse me for a moment," Roxanne said. "I must go change." She got up and walked towards the door, and I could see her through the window taking a gym bag from a shadowy figure and walking into the dark. "This is crazy, Dave," Don rumbled at me. "She can't be serious?" "She sounds like she is," I griped. "She seems to think she can actually fight. In all I my years in this biz I never heard anything so crazy. Just don't hurt her too bad, Don. Just enough to make her submit." Don nodded. The door opened and Roxanne strolled back in. Wow, she was built. She'd changed into a black one-piece gymnast's outfit, which revealed every curve of her seductive body. Long legs ended in ankle-high black boots with short spiked heels. She walked up to Don, who was as slack-jawed as I was. "So, are you ready?" She smiled. Don stuttered for a moment, then regained his normally cool composure. "Y-Yeah, if you are." They walked into the middle of the room. "Okay, I'm assuming you both know the rules?" I said for her benefit. Truth was there weren't too many rules. "No shots to private parts.. apart from that anything goes. Fight goes to a submission or a knockout." "What?" Roxanne exclaimed. "I know the rules you run by, Mr. Black. These fights continue to a knockout. Why are you changing your rules?" "Humor me," I replied. "I've never had a female fight for me before." "Oh, very well," she conceded. "Although I assure you I won't be submitting." "We'll see. Okay, fight!" I sat down to watch the slaughter. Roxanne and Don began circling each other, Don almost lackadaisically, Roxanne studiously, examining Don closely. Don stopped and said to her, "Okay lady, I'm gonna go easy on you.." He didn't get another word out before Roxanne brought her leg up gracefully, bent at the knee, and snapped her boot into the side of his face. My jaw dropped again. Her kick caught Don unprepared and he staggered back a few steps. He began rubbing the point of impact and looked completely shocked. I was shocked too. That was an impressive move. Roxanne smiled. "I shouldn't worry about going easy on me, big boy. If I were you I'd worry about getting through this fight in one piece." Don looked to me for guidance, and I gave him a signal to close in. She obviously knew a few moves, but I still couldn't see her standing up to him for long. Don closed in with his fists ready, but she stood her ground, again lashing out with her shapely legs when he was in range. This time she didn't aim at his head as Don and I were expecting. She slipped under his guard, kicking him in the kidney. He grunted in pain, and she closed in like a cobra. Her open hand came up, the base of her palm catching him under his chin with a loud whack. He grimaced with the blow, stumbled back and then wham, another solid kick slammed into his face, this time so hard that he spun around and dropped to the floor. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. This woman had just dropped one of my best fighters and he hadn't even laid a hand on her! She stood giggling, bouncing on the toes of her feet with her fists jabbing expertly at the air before her. "So, Mr. Black, are you prepared to accept my proposals yet?" she asked. Don lay on the ground shaking his head vigorously. I noticed he was beginning to develop a large bruise on his cheek from her kicks, but he seemed okay otherwise. "Quit screwing around, Don!" I barked at him. He gave his head one last shake, and stood, growling at her. "That's it, lady! I'm not lettin' you make me look bad to the boss!" He charged as I yelled encouragement. "That's it, Don! Get a good punch in and drop her!" This time he got in close and threw a jab at her lovely face. I didn't want to see her get hurt, but she was asking for it. I was surprised to watch her easily block the punch. She knew how to defend herself too. But Don was mad now, and he wasn't pulling his punches. He quickly followed up with a swinging left, and I watched amazed as she ducked under it, came back up and put one leg in front of his, slid her arm under him and flipped the man neatly over her hip. Don landed hard on his ass and grabbed at his back in pain. Roxanne smiled at me. "Really, Mr. Black, if he's one of your best you can afford to lose him," she sneered. I couldn't answer, I was too stunned by what I was watching. Don wasn't amused. He got up, still pawing at his back. "Dammit... I'll show you, you bitch!" he cried. He came at her and swung mightily. She lightly stepped back and avoided the punch. Don kept swinging, roundhouses, hooks.. she ducked and dodged a short series of them. He quickly lost patience. "Fuck! Stand still and fight like a man!" he yelled, much to her amusement. "Like what?" she smirked. "Like this?" As another wild punch soared over her head, she came up from her duck with a lightning-fast jab to Don's chin with her left, then a blistering right cross. Her rapidfire punches stopped his momentum cold and poleaxed him straight to the floor. "If you had wanted me to use my fists, why didn't you just say so?" Roxanne beamed at her stunned male opponent. I was pretty stunned myself. A beautiful woman with a posh British accent comes in, and starts beating up one of my fighters. Utterly ridiculous, except there it was in front of me. I couldn't doubt my own eyes, could I? I blinked a few times, but the scene stayed, the curvy, leggy girl standing over Don as he tried to recover. He was starting to have a hard time, too. Those punches of hers must have been dynamite, seeing as he could usually take punishment better than that. Roxanne stood off and gave Don some recovery time. As he sat up, she said patronizingly, "So, little man, do you want to concede? Or shall I really start doing some damage?" Don sat for a moment and rubbed the dribble of blood from the corner of his lips. "Damn you.. no woman's gonna do this to me.." He scrambled to his feet. But as he stood, she took two quick steps in towards him, pivoted and kicked out hard, into his chest. He grunted as the solid impact of her kick sent him sprawling back to the ground near the bar. My jaw was still on the ground. She was in total control of this fight. Amazing. As Don hauled himself up again, I screamed at him. "C'mon Don, quit playing with her! Let her have it!" This seemed to give him a bit of determination, and he went back on the attack. He rushed back at her as she approached, trying to get a good grip on her and put her in a submission hold. As his hands reached for her throat, she grabbed his left hand and twisted it around, barring his arm. Don cried out in pain and frustration, then louder as she moved in behind him and raised her knee brutally into the small of his back. "I'm afraid this man is just too unskilled for me, Mr. Black," she called to me. She then yanked on his arm and dragged Don to the floor with her. As the armbar was released he tried to sit and mount an attack, but before he could do anything Roxanne snaked her legs around his middle and clamped down a leg scissors. Don's face rapidly turned red as she squeezed him tight. "Is this fight still just to a submission?" she asked. Don couldn't seem to put enough strength into his grip on her legs to free himself. Her scissors became tighter and tighter around him as he began to gasp. She began to time the contractions of her leg muscles to coincide with his panting for breath. She grinned as he began to weaken rapidly. "Care to admit defeat?" she asked him, and he began to pound the floor. He'd submitted! Roxanne released the scissors, bringing her legs back away from him and standing, towering over him as he eagerly drew in breath. "Good thing you gave in, little man," she taunted him. "I've been known to crush ribs like that." I was almost unable to speak. The disbelief of seeing a young, elegant woman force one of my fighters to submit was just overwhelming. I felt both humiliated and excited at the same time. But all Don felt was the humiliation. As he regained his breath and his strength, he reached forward and lashed out at her legs with his arm, tripping her. She tumbled down face first but used her arms expertly to break her fall, then kicked back as she spun herself over into a sitting position. The bottom of her boot crashed through Don's face and he wailed in agony as her kick knocked him back onto his butt. "That was uncalled for," Roxanne said angrily as she stood. Don too struggled to his feet. "I guess this fight will be to a knockout after all," she promised, stepping up and bringing the pointed fingers of her right hand forward into the base of his throat. The devastating blow caused Don's eyes to bulge threateningly as he gagged violently, spit flying out of his mouth down to his chin. The lady gave him no time to recover from that, as she stepped in and punched him hard in the jaw with a left hook. Don had no chance to block her attack. Her fist spun him around and shot him back into the bar and he sagged against it pathetically but stayed vertical. "Hey!" I yelled at the amazon. "He submitted! You don't need to kill him!" I was on my feet with the sight of her breaking my fighter. "He needs to be taught a lesson, Mr. Black," Roxanne coolly replied. She picked up one of the lighter bar stools, raised it over her head and brought it down on Don. The stool smashed to kindling and I think Don almost did too. Don rolled off the bar to the floor, blood starting to drip from the back of his head. "Stop it!" I cried in anguish. Don was in a world of hurt now. I wanted to run over to help him, but she could probably smash two guys into mulch as easily as one. "I won't kill him," she reassured me. "But I will show him and you that I mean business. You expected to see me beg for mercy, didn't you? I want him to beg me not to hurt him anymore." Don's voice was weak, but still defiant. "Beg.. a woman? Never.." he groaned. He had stamina, that guy. I didn't want to see him lose it, especially to a woman. But he determinedly got to his feet and turned to face her. I winced as she wasted no time in renewing her punishment. Don bent double around her shapely leg as she kicked him in the gut. Before he could recover from that, her boot landed hard in the side of his ribs. Don screamed in agony and his knees began to wobble. But Roxanne gave him no respite. Again her leg came up, her thigh staying immobile in front of him as she snapped two rapidfire kicks to his face. Her first kick got his attention, and the second sent him staggering back to fall on top of the bar and roll down to the floor in a beaten, bloody pile. He clung to consciousness with great effort. "Have you had enough yet, wimp?" Roxanne asked. She seemed to be taking a twisted delight in wracking the man's body with pain. "If you give up now, I'll let you walk out of here. Otherwise you'll need to be carried." "Fuck.. you.." he muttered, again trying to get to his feet. "Don," I yelled at him, "Don't do it! She's letting you leave!" He ignored me and groggily got up. Roxanne shrugged as he propped himself up with help from the bar. "Suit yourself. I hope you enjoy pain," she leered at him. He managed to raise his fists and come at her. I didn't really want to watch the rest of the fight, because the outcome already seemed determined and I didn't want to watch Don suffer anymore, but I had to watch. It was like looking at an accident on the freeway, you know? You don't want to look, but you have to. Roxanne had me in awe. She was incredibly attractive, and probably the most fantastic fighter I'd ever seen. I couldn't have taken my eyes off this spectacle if I'd wanted to. Don came at her with a clumsy looking hook. She ducked down under it, and came up with a swing of her own, driving the back of her open right hand in a looping slap across his face. Don grunted and stumbled slightly. She took his right hand and spun him around so his back was to me, then powered her other fist into his chin. The loud crack of her punch landing made me wince, along with Don's agonized cry as he stumbled back from her. Sure of her advantage, she gave him one final opportunity. "Last chance, little boy.. walk away now. How much more do you think you can take before I knock you out?" Don tried vainly to shake off the damage she'd inflicted on him, but it showed in his groggy bearing and the blood and bruises he carried. "I ain't letting a woman do this to me.." He charged again. He put all his weight into a huge roundhouse punch at her head. Roxanne ducked easily, letting the punch sail over her and letting Don's momentum carry him past her. She stood and glanced over her shoulder to get his location, then pivoted slightly and kicked back, the bottom of her boot landing in the small of his back. Don shouted loudly and slumped to his knees. Roxanne was quickly on top of him. Taking his arms, she put a foot on his back and pulled back hard. Don was screaming his agony. "You should have left when you had the chance," she told him quietly as she tugged his arms back at unnatural angles. "You and your boss are going to watch as a woman puts you through the most excrutiating pain you've ever been through before she knocks you out." "No!!" Don was in tears from the pain she inflicted on him. But she didn't let up, she kept pulling back on his arms with a firm grip. I was afraid she'd dislocate them any second, but she kept up the pressure. "Please, no more," he begged. "What?" she giggled sadistically. "The big strong man begging the woman who can't fight to stop hurting him? Did you hear that, Mr. Black?" "Yes, I heard him, dammit! Stop it!" I was beside myself, watching with horror. "Very well," Roxanne said. "I will put him out of his misery." Smiling, she released the hold and moved around in front of him. She reached down and displayed an amazing amount of strength by lifting him to his feet and holding him there until he stood on his own. Then she drove a vicious punch into his stomach. Don groaned and bent forward as the air left his body, but he was brought back upright by a solid punch to his face. Her straight left sent him staggering back towards me. I knew from the way his legs were wobbling he'd just about had it, and so did she. She finished him off with a flourish. Stepping up, she leapt gracefully in the air before him, kicked her right leg up high, her boot crashing through Don's chin. The devastating kick completed her humiliation of him. He screamed in total pain momentarily as he flew 180 degrees away from her, her kick blasting him back into the table next to me. He crashed through it down to the floor and lay motionless, totally beaten and very much out cold. Roxanne walked to him and knelt next to him, rolling him over onto his back. I could see the blood coursing from his nose and mouth, the lurid bruises forming on his cheeks and around one eye. She stood and put one boot on his chest in total victory, grinning at me. "There you are, Mr. Black. Have I proven myself to you, or shall I knock out the rest of your fighters as well?" I looked up from Don's beaten form to the woman who had scored the knockout on him. From the sexy boot on his chest, up the long shapely leg, over slim hips, trim waist, full breasts and powerful arms, Roxanne had now earned my total admiration.. I was still in shock. I had watched her use her fists, feet and amazing strength to knock her male opponent out like a light, and she still seemed ready for more. "No," I conceded. "You win." "Good," she smiled. "I assume you'll listen to my plans now?" She left Don lying where he was and took the seat next to me. "First off, I'd like you to meet my associates." Two other slim, attractive women moved into the light from the shadows where they'd been standing. I was so busy watching Roxanne destroy my fighter I hadn't seen them enter the bar. Roxanne indicated the woman with dark, Spanish features, clad in a clingy white t-shirt and denim short shorts with black pumps. "This is Nina," she said, "And Tara," she added, pointing at the other woman, a tall, gorgeous blonde dressed in a black mini-dress. "Pleased to meet you," I called to them. "I suppose they both fight as well?" "Of course," Roxanne beamed. "And they're both as good as I am." My adulation got the better of me. "If they're half as good as you I'll be impressed." "Why thank you, Mr. Black. That's the most intelligent thing I've heard you say this evening," she said with a wink. I turned bright red. "Now," she continued, "As I said earlier, whichever one of us is fighting gets 20% of the cut for the night. I already have the first fight night planned, so I'll tell you what I have in mind. I believe there was a series of fights scheduled for this Saturday night?" "That's right," I said. "Four fights down here. Don was to be in the third fight." I looked down at the pathetic form Roxanne had beaten to a pulp. He was still sleeping like a baby. Roxanne snorted derisively. "Cancel his fight, he won't be in any shape for it when he wakes up anyways. Move the main event up to the third fight." I believed her, she'd pummeled him so badly he wouldn't be waking up for hours. "Okay, but what's the new main event?" Nina smiled as Roxanne gestured at her. "Nina will be. You will keep the fact that she's female a secret until the match. Then you'll ask for a volunteer from the audience to fight her." Roxanne saw me do a doubletake and continued, "Have no fear, Mr. Black. Nina is an extraordinarily gifted fighter. I have complete confidence in her abilities to emerge victorious no matter who challenges her." I looked Nina over. Like the other two women, she was strikingly beautiful, sculpted in a way only an artist could imagine. Her body seemed to be the perfect mix of musculature and femininity. "I believe you," I whispered. "Nina will take on either one or two combatants, depending on her mood Saturday evening," Roxanne said, and the three ladies grinned. She turned back to me. "I promise an impressive show of fighting skills, and keeping her identity a secret will be sure to get the attention of the crowd when she reveals herself." "Yes, but the crowd will be tiny, since they'll be expecting the usual fight," I complained. "True, but think of the size of the crowd once word gets around, Mr. Black," Roxanne comforted me. She was absolutely right. When people get word of similar fights to the one I just watched, we'd need to get Madison Square Gardens to hold all the people. Little dollar signs danced in my mind. "Okay, Roxanne, you have yourself a deal. Nina fights Saturday night," I grinned, and we shook hands to complete the arrangement, and thankfully she shook it gently. I'd put the whole thing down on paper as soon as possible. "One thing bothers me though.. my other fighters aren't going to like this arrangement. Guys like Don like to be center-stage, and aren't going to like being pushed into the sidelines, especially by three women." Roxanne laughed. "Oh, I think we can always persuade them to allow it, even if we have to use means such as I used on this pathetic novice here." She stood and walked back to the beaten man, picked him up and slung him over her shoulder as if he was nothing. I felt my jaw drop again. She was simply amazing. "Now, if you will excuse us, I have to honor my promise and carry this dead weight outside," she grinned. "Nina will be ready for Saturday." The three women turned and walked out, Roxanne carrying Don's limp form with grace and ease. My problems are dead and buried now! I thought. I couldn't wait until Saturday night!