RICKI By Chelgi Ricki rounded the bend in the road and looked at the dusty little town in front of her. She stopped her horse at the edge of a small brook and noting that the town seemed to be downstream of her, let Jug lower his big head and drink his fill as she looked at the town in the distance. She had no idea of the name of the town, didn't even rightly know what state she was in. She was pretty sure she was out of Texas, but wasn't sure where she was. She had just been wandering and following the road for several days. She had seen only a few people and had only nodded or said "howdy" and rode on by. She didn't really want to talk or socialize with anyone in her present mood. She let Jug, short for Juggernaut, drink his fill and raise his head on his own before she even thought of what she was going to do here in this town. She laughed to herself, "Kinda hard to make plans on what to do when you don't even know where you are." "Well, Jug, you ready to go on in and hear all the same jokes again? Plow horse, how's the air, and all the sick jokes about 'taming that big filly' She laughed, "Ain't none of them smart ass jerks done it yet!" Ricki had reason enough to be a little apprehensive about her welcome, seemed folks always poked a bit of fun at her and Juggernaut since he was a huge black Percheron and was usually thought of as a draft horse and not a saddle horse. But at seven foot four, Ricki didn't feel it would be right to plop her huge two hundred ninety five pound frame on some skinny little saddle bronc and ride him all day. Poor little bastard'd probably be swayback by sundown if she did. Not that she was afraid of them, her two hundred ninety five pounds weren't fat, but solid muscle, she was exceptionally quick, and she knew how to fight. She usually finished any fight she was in with just one punch, and she was fast enough she could outdraw and out shoot any man she'd ever heard of, much less met. She just didn't like for folks to always poke fun at her and her horse. She had watched all the heads turn and watch as she rode slowly into town, but hadn't heard anything but "Wow!" and "God Damnnn...!" until she stopped in front of the saloon and started to get off her horse. "Mam, I hope you don't intend to go in there. They don't allow ladies in the saloon." Leaning forward in the saddle she looked at the man sitting on the porch leaned back in a chair with his feet on the rail, and said, "Well, thank you sir. Most people don't realize that I'm a lady." "Well, that does appear to be a skirt you're wearing, and I'm not blind yet, you appear to be a very nice looking young lady." "Well, thank you, sir, a true gentleman, but maybe you had better reserve your judgment until I get down off my horse." "Dunno what difference that'd make. A beautiful lady is a beautiful lady on or off a hor..... OH, my God....!" This as she swung down and stood beside the horse on the ground and was still looking down at him sitting on the porch. She had a beautiful if muscular figure with large jutting breasts and long strong thighs under a short split leather skirt, with long blonde hair cascading from beneath the brim of her hat. What at first appeared to be a small ladies gun strapped about her trim waist was in actuality a large 44 Colt with an enlarged trigger guard for easy access to the trigger by her big fingers. "Still think I'm beautiful?" "Yes, Mam. A bit bigger than I had thought, but still beautiful." "You know, I could learn to like a man that thinks like that. Can I go into the saloon and get me a drink, sir." "Mam, I'd be honored to be allowed to escort you in and buy you a drink." "Oh, that's not necessary. I can buy my own." "Well, since unescorted ladies aren't allowed in the saloon by town ordinance, if I go in with you, you aren't unescorted. Then I can buy you a drink and everything will be all within the law." "You make that law up yourself , just so you can 'escort' ladies into the bar?" "No, Mam, in fact this is the first time I even thought of such a thing, but you're just so dang pretty I thought I'd offer, since I'd like to go in with you, and I can see that you're going to go in anyway." "You the sheriff, want to keep everything legal, and don't want any trouble?" "No, Mam, we don't have a sheriff just now, but I don't expect the boys I'm waiting for to be here for a couple hours yet, and having a drink with you sure beats sitting here eating dust and waiting." "Boy, there went all your nice compliments down the drain. I'm just barely better than sitting here 'eating dust and waiting'?" "Now, Mam, that's not what I meant, and you know it. You're just twisting my words to make fun of me." "Well, dang it! That's what you said." and she was grinning as she mocked him. Come on let's have a drink and get your tongue all straightened out." and she stepped up on the porch, ducking her head to clear the support beam. The chair legs banged down and he stared up at her with his mouth open for several seconds as he looked from her dust covered black boots up to her shimmering blonde hair, stopping for several seconds on the massive mounds of her bulging chest. "I -- I -- " In shock and awe, the poor guy couldn't even speak as he realized how big she actually was. She looked down between her mammoth breasts at him standing there in shocked awe, "What's the matter, little bigger than you thought?" "I -- I -- I don't mean any disrespect, Mam, but....." She was enjoying herself now, "But what?" It was her turn to laugh as he stuttered out, "I -- I -- I ain't never seen anything like that." "Here I thought, that you thought, that I was a beautiful lady, and now I'm a 'that!'?" He was on his feet now and still staring up at her huge breasts. "Mam, I don't mean any disrespect, but.... I mean.... I....." "You mean how tall am I? I'm seven feet four inches tall and weigh two hundred ninety five pounds. How'd I get this big? Like topsy, I just grew. I don't know, my parents were both very tall, but I just grew bigger than anyone I've ever known. Sorry if I surprised you. You don't have to keep your date to have a drink with me if you don't want to, but I'm buying. OK shorty!" and she laughed because he was a good six feet two or three inches tall. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you, it's just that...." "I know, you've never seen anyone as big as me before." "Yes, Mam, but it's not that. You're still a beautiful woman, and I'd still be honored to have a drink with you. If I haven't offended you and lost the invitation." "Come on, shorty, I said I was buying, you haven't lost any invitation, I affect most people this way when they first meet me. But you reacted better than most, so I'm buying! And don't argue with me, it's a losing proposition. I've never lost a fight in my life." Her arm went around his shoulders and she pulled him toward the saloon door. In response to her arm around his shoulders he reached out almost automatically and put his arm around her waist as he recovered from the shock at her size. Then he lost his composure once again as he turned to look up at her face, when he started to say something, and found his face pressed directly into her massive breast. He tried to duck away, but her massive powerful arm held him irresistibly tight to her side. He jerked his head back and looked down to get out of the embarrassing situation he found himself in. She chose a table in the corner and releasing her grip on his shoulders slid out a chair and sat down. He looked at her for a second and then pulling out another chair sat next to her. There were several other men in the bar as they came in and they all turned and stared at her, but none made any comments as he asked her what she wanted, then ordered two beers from the bartender, who was staring intently at Ricki, but not saying anything. They got their beers and had barely introduced themselves to one another as Ricki and Jim, when with a tremendous racket four dusty cowboys came through the doors laughing and pointing outside, slapping each other with their hats as they laughed. "Hey, Kelly, did you see the big plow horse out front? Who's the idiot clod hopper that put a saddle on a plow horse. I gotta meet someone that stupid. Riding a plow horse!" and he broke off in a gale of laughter. Jim saw Ricki's reaction and put a hand on her arm to calm her down. "Easy, Ricki, easy, they're just a bunch of crazy cowhands that don't know any better." "Well, maybe I should teach them better." "Ricki, don't! They're already half liquored up and might take a notion to shoot you if you start anything with them." "Relax, Jim, I can handle myself, and them too, if need be." "Ricki, look, I know them and a couple of them are pretty good with a gun, you may be big and strong, but they're really good shots and fast to boot. Two of them have already killed a couple of other guys in shoot outs.. Please don't." "Jim, there's a couple of other things you don't know about me. Maybe someday I'll tell you. But for right now just stay out of my way. That's my horse, sod buster. I know you couldn't be a real cow puncher, cause anyone but a sod buster would know that the percheron was bred as a war horse back in the middle ages in England, long before you sod busters started making them pull plows just because they are big and strong and easily trained." "SOD BUSTER? Who called me an ignorant sod buster?" He turned and looked at Ricki for a moment then settled his gaze on Jim. "You there! Did you call me a sod buster?" "No, he didn't! I did!" Ricki was sitting low in the chair and in a darker portion of the bar and he couldn't see all that well having just come in out of the bright sun. "Oh, the little lady has spunk! Well, little miss, what are you doing, running away from home on papa's plow horse?" "Ricki" Jim whispered urgently. "Stay out of this Jim, I've had enough of people making fun of me and Juggernaut." "Ricki, he'll kill you! He's already killed two good men for less than you've already done." "Jim, stay out of the way." "Juggernaut? That's a funny name for a plow horse, what does it mean. Little lady." "You really are an ignorant sod buster aren't you? Don't even know the meaning of the English language. Ever try looking up words in the dictionary? Or can't you read?" "Little lady, I don't usually bother ladies, but if you keep on pushing I can be persuaded to make an exception for you." "Anytime you feel lucky, sod buster, but don't try anything until you can see. I realize that you can't see or you wouldn't be calling me, 'Little lady' A lady I am, but you had better look again before you call me little." "Oh, my goodness, I'm shaking in my boots. I've insulted Calamity Jane herself." and he started laughing as he walked toward the table where Ricki and Jim sat. "Well Calamity, maybe it's time you got a good spanking and quit trying to act like a man. "Ricki, please...." Both Ricki and the cowpoke spoke together, "Stay out of this!" and Jim slid back away from the table. Ricki waited until the man was right at the table before she stood up very quickly. He was non-plused at the size of the woman. He stood there in awe, staring up at her with his mouth open. She reached out grabbing the front of his shirt and lifting him off the ground easily with one hand. Holding him several feet off the floor with one hand, she shook him back and forth for several seconds, then simply threw him half way across the room. He landed in the dirt of the floor sprawling at the feet of his companions. "You're going to spank me? Get over here so I can spank you, you little sod buster shit head!" Ricki stepped out from behind the table and started toward the four men. The three on their feet turned to face her and at first put up their fists, then realizing her size began to reach down toward their guns. Ricki's enormous fist caught the biggest man full in the face flattening his nose in a bloody smear, snapping his head back viciously. The force of the blow lifted him off the floor and threw him half a dozen feet backwards, slamming him into the wall before he ever touched the floor. He bounced off the wall and collapsed like a limp wet dishrag to the floor. Before the first man hit the wall Ricki grabbed the second man by the back of the neck, picked him up with one hand and simply threw him, he was in the air and on his way over the bar even as the first man slammed into the wall unconscious. Without even a noticeable pause from throwing the man over the bar, her hand flew back catching the third man in the face knocking him over a table and nearly out the door. The original man she had thrown across the room rolled to his back and grabbed his gun. Before he even had his fingers on the butt Ricki had pulled her big 44 and he was looking up the barrel. "DON'T...! I don't want to have to kill you and your friends, but don't push it. You've had your fun, and I've had mine. There ain't no need for anybody to get killed over a couple of jokes and a little ol' fun fight, now is there?" I want all three of you to very carefully take your guns out with two fingers and give them to Kelly, then take your unconscious friend's gun, very carefully, and do the same with it. Kelly will give them back to you next time you come in. Right Kelly?" "Yes, Mam, if you say so." "I say so! OK, give Kelly your guns and take your friend over to the doc so he can fix his nose and whatever else needs to be fixed. You do have a doctor here in this burg don't you?" "Yeah, we got one, but who's gonna pay him?" "I suggest 'sod buster' here pay since he's the one that started it." The man on the floor very carefully took his gun from his holster with two fingers on the butt like Ricki had said and tossed it to the bartender, then nodded to his friends and they did the same, very slowly and carefully since Ricki still had her gun in her hand, and cocked. The man who had been thrown over the bar and the one she had backhanded walked over and picked up the man she had hit in the face and pulling his arms over their shoulders carried him out the door. Ricki heard the original man who had started the whole thing say, "OK, you'all take him on over to Doc's I'll be right there." But there was something wrong about the voice, and he didn't seem to be moving in the right direction. She had just put her gun back in the holster when Jim shouted. "Ricki....!" Before Jim had finished shouting, everyone in the bar saw the original man and the guy Ricki had thrown over the bar standing in the door with rifles in their hands. The roar of the shots drowned out any other sound; but everyone saw them thrown back by the impact of the heavy 44 slugs hitting their chests as the rifles fell from their hands. Ricki stood there with her gun in her hand, as she said, "Damn... Why couldn't they leave it alone, and take their friend to the doctor's like I told them? Shit, a little fight ain't no reason to start shooting people. What do we do now, Kelly? I understand there ain't no sheriff here." "Well, I guess Jim here's more or less the head man around here. What do we do Jim?" "Don't rightly know. Guess we ought to call doc, and have him pronounce them dead, not that there's much question about it, and then have the undertaker carry them over to his place till we can bury 'em. I guess everyone here ought to write a note, or sign one telling how they came in with rifles pointed at her after she whipped 'em in a fist fight, and were going to shoot her. You know, that's really pretty damn good gun handling, Ricki, two guys with rifles having the drop on you and you got both of 'em before they even got a shot off.. Yeah.... that's mighty damn good.... or lucky as all hell anyway." "Jim, I told you there were a few things you didn't know about me." "Hell, I knew that, but damnn....! That fast?" "I guess everybody that's big ain't always slow." "I guess not....! But G...o...d, damn.....! Are you a professional gun fighter?" "When I first met you, you said I was a lady, and I agreed that I was. I'm a lady, not a gun fighter. I just happen to be kinda big, and I can take care of myself pretty well. In fact I think I already mentioned that to you." Everyone watched as the doctor came up and putting his bag down checked the two men lying on the porch. "Hell, why call me? With two bullets each in the middle of their chest like that, there ain't no way they're alive. Get Jesse and have him take 'em over to the funeral parlor and lay 'em out. I'll be over to sign the papers later.. What happened?" And what happened to the two in my office, they'll be all right, but they the look like they ran into a mad bull." "No, just an angry lady." Jim grinned and pointed to Ricki. "Oh....! She, did that... to 'em?" "All four of 'em!" "Four?" "Yep! All four. She sent them over to your office, but these two got their rifles off their horses and came back in to settle up with her. Bad mistake....." "What'd you guys do? Shoot 'em when they walked in?" "Naw," Jim pointed at Ricki again, "They were pointing their rifles at Ricki, here; and we were all standing there with our mouth's open like a bunch of jerks. They looked like they were about to shoot without asking a lot of questions, when she drew and dropped 'em both before they could get off a shot. Never saw such shooting in my life." "I guess not, beat the drop against two rifles? Did you look at the bullet holes in 'em? "Naw, that's your job, Doc." "Well take a look. Two shots in each, not more'n an inch apart. Dead center in their chests." "S -- She shot four times...?" "Unless someone else shot too, cause there's four holes in 'em. Two in each, like I said, dead center." "Ricki...?" "Yeah." "That right, you shot four times?" "Yep, don't like to take chances. Two for each one." "Kelly, did you realize that she had shot four times." "Shit, Jim, I only thought there was one shot. Maybe a little long for one shot, but there sure was hell wasn't any time for four shots, least I didn't think so. Was too fast for me to count. I figured maybe two real fast ones, since they both went down, but not four. Least I didn't hear more'n two at the most..... I thought." Ricki pulled her gun and dumped four empty shells into her hand, handed them to Jim and said. "Yep, that's right, four." Then she casually reloaded and put the gun back into her holster. Jim and Doc looked at each other for several seconds, then nodded apparently in agreement on an unspoken thought. Jim, looked up at Ricki, and said, "Were you just passing through, or did you intend to stay here for a while?" Ricki looked at him for several seconds then replied, "Which do you prefer? I was really just wandering through, no place to go, didn't really even know where I was heading. In fact I don't even know whenna stay for a short while, till you'all can find a real sheriff to take the job. All right?" "Done!" shouted Jim, and Doc, in unison. "By the way, what's this 'sheriff' job pay?" "Ten dollars a month, and like you said, room and board for you and your horse." "Ten Dollars a month? I'm supposed to risk my life, fighting with a bunch of rowdy cowpokes all the time for ten dollars a month?" Doc said, "Fifteen?" in a questioning voice. Ricki stood up and turned toward the door. Jim, almost shouted, "Twenty" hesitated for a second, and added, "Five!" Ricki turned to look down at him, "Twenty five dollars a month, plus room and board for me and Juggernaut. You know we both eat a lot? And I do expect good chow." "Oh, yes, absolutely the best, and all you could possibly want." "Well, OK, for a while, I guess. We do have a judge don't we?" "Oh, sure, the circuit judge comes through here every two weeks. In fact he's due Monday or Tuesday next week. He'll sign the papers on those two you shot then." "Mmm... That'll be great, I can see it now: 'Hi, Judge, I'm your new sheriff. How about signing the papers on the two guys I shot to get the job?'" "Ricki, It's not like that at all." "Not? How is it? The only reason you even asked me to take the job was because I shot those two guys, now ain't it?" "W-e-e-e-lll....." "Well, what? You know damn well, it's the only reason you asked." "Well, if they hadn't come in with their rifles, it wouldn't have come up, and if they had shot you, we wouldn't be asking either, but since they did, and you did, I guess we're asking you to take the job. There won't be any problem with the judge, everyone here saw what happened. And as I recall you told them that a little 'fight' wasn't any reason to shoot anyone, and that alone shows you have the right attitude for the job." "Some job. But OK, for now." Jim grinned and said, "Great! Let me take you over and introduce you to Stella, and show you to your new room." "How about eating?" "Stella usually has dinner for her guests, but we have good food here, and anytime you want to eat here, just order anything you want and it goes on the town's bill. OK, Kelly?" "As long as the town pays their bill promptly. And Mam, drinks are on me." "That's awfully nice Kelly, but I sense an ulterior motive." "What's that mean?" "That means, you want something out of me in return for the free drinks." "OH, no, nothing from you." "Just the customers I'd bring in as your special attraction, right?" "Well, I don't think a big, good looking, female sheriff, like you, being in here would hurt my business any. A few guys just might drop in to look you over. And if they buy a drink in the process, I wouldn't mind." "Kinda' figured that. But it's OK by me, I've had people staring at me all my life so I'm kinda' used to it by now. Just so you don't mind the occasional fight, when some yahoo thinks he can whip me." "Oh, no, I'll cover that as part of the operating costs." "I guess I'll be like the Saturday night fights to bring business in. Well, Kelly, I hate to disappoint you, but when I stand up most people back off kinda quick, so there may not be as many fights as you think, to bring business in. Especially when the word gets around." "I figure the other way. 'Big tough hombres' will be coming from all over to prove how tough they are against you. Then when they see how big you are, they'll have to have a few drinks to get enough courage to challenge you to a fight." Ricki laughed, "Sounds like a mistake to me, but I can always use the exercise, maybe I should be getting a cut of the profits, if you're right." Kelly grinned, "Well, maybe we can work out something if it works out like I think it might. Let's wait and see what happens." "Sure, why not?" and Ricki was grinning from ear to ear. Jim looked up at her grinning face. "Ricki, as sheriff you're supposed to stop fights not encourage them." "Oh, I'll stop them all right. But first we ought to see if Kelly's right before we start getting worried, or excited about them." "Oh, Ricki!" and he put an arm around her waist and looked high up into her beautiful face. "By the way, there's a little matter of that town ordinance you mentioned that don't let unescorted women into the saloon, that's gotta go, you know." "Out of effect as of now, and it'll be repealed at the next town meeting." said Doc. "And it don't apply to the sheriff anyway," Jim chimed in. Kelly walked over to the mirror behind the bar and took a metal star from one edge of the mirror, "Here you might want this if you're gonna' be the sheriff." and he tossed the sheriff's badge to her. Ricki, laughed, "That's it, I'm sheriff now?" Doc said, "Jim, I think we ought to swear her in." "Sure, why not. Raise your right hand. Swear you're not wanted anywhere, and you'll uphold the law to the best of your ability?" "I do." "That's great, sheriff! First round of drinks on the house," Kelly declared, "It's about time we had a new sheriff around here." Ricki grinned at Jim, "Come on, little man, you were going to take the new sheriff to her bedroom. Remember?" "That's not what I said!" "Well, it wasn't the words you used, but it was obvious what you really meant." Jim turned beet red, then said, "OK, whatever you want, you great big beautiful hunk of woman you." and he turned and headed for the door. "You can't talk to the sheriff like that!" and she gave him a gentle cuff on the back of his head pushing him toward the door. "Why not? The first thing I established with you was that you were a lady. And a beautiful lady at that. And anyone can see what a great big woman you are, so I'm perfectly within my rights calling you a 'great big beautiful hunk of woman'." Jim was grinning and almost purring when Ricki put her arm around his shoulders, pulled him against her side and squeezed him tightly as they walked out the door. Stella took an instant liking to Ricki and gave her the best room in the house without any argument, especially when she found out that the town was paying her room and board. It was a big high ceilinged room overlooking the main street. "This will be great for you, Ricki, you can even see the street and watch what's going on. This way you can see anything that happens and be ready for it when you go out." "That's awfully nice of you, Stella. I don't mean to take your best room." "Well, look at it this way, since the town's paying, I don't need to worry about you leaving me stuck with the bill. Even if you walk out with two months rent due, the town will still have to pay. 'Course they better not let two months bill build up." And she looked pointedly at Jim and Doc. "No, no Stella, in fact I'll get the money over to you tomorrow for the first two months rent." "That'd be fine, Jim. Not that I don't trust you, but you know how these things seem to slip the mind once in a while." "Come on Ricki, Let's go on over to your new office." "My new office?" "Sheriff's office." "Oh, I didn't think of that as my new office." "Well, you're the sheriff ain't you?" "I guess if I took that job, I am. Let's go see my office." Stella, laughed, "Better take a cleanin' woman with you. Ain't been nobody in that office since they shot the last sheriff." "Who shot the last sheriff?" Ricki asked quickly. "Oh, a couple gunfighters that old man Atkins hired." "Who's old man Atkins?" Jim muttered, "Oh, don't worry about him. He won't cause any more problems." Jim found himself with a very large hand holding the front of his shirt and his feet waving helplessly in the air. "WHO... IS... Old man Atkins?" Ricki asked him as she held him up with one huge hand grasping the front of his shirt. "Oh, he's a rancher and mine owner that seems to think that he owns the whole area. He's settled down after the last incident and won't cause any more trouble." "What was the 'LAST INCIDENT?' and why don't you think he'll cause any more trouble?" "Well, he had a disagreement with the owner of the general store over his bill, thought Willie had charged him too much and had added a few things he didn't think he had bought onto the bill. He rode in with several of his hired hands and a couple of hired guns to settle his account." "What happened?" "He had his boys drag Willie out of the store, then after a short, very short argument, Atkins did all the yelling while Willie begged him not to kill him, he simply picked up his rifle and shot him while the two hired hands held him. When the sheriff came out and started to ask what had happened, Atkins told his hired guns to 'get rid of him too.' and they shot him before the sheriff even had a chance to defend himself." "And you think this guy isn't gonna' cause any more trouble? Why in the world would you think that now?" "He took over the general store and runs it now himself." "Suppose I started to look into the murders?" "You don't have to do that. It's all over and done with." "He killed the store owner and the sheriff and nothing was ever done about it?" "I guess not." "Why not?" "We didn't have any sheriff to do anything about it." "How long ago was this?" "Last spring." "Last spring? That's only three or four months ago!" "Yeah, about that." "And it's all over and done with?" "Sure, we don't hold a grudge around here." "You're kidding! He shot the sheriff, only three or four months ago, and now, I'm taking over as the sheriff. I don't know what you think, but I think I'll have to read up in the law books and see what I have to do about getting two people killed only a couple of months ago and not doing anything about it." "Don't start any trouble now. Like I said it's all over and done with, let sleeping dogs lie." "Jim, do you really believe that?" "No, but I don't want you hurt." "If I don't do anything now; how long do you think it will be until he does something else like that, and I have to do something about it." "We kinda look the other way when Mr. Atkins does something not quite right around here, since he has too many men to fight and is the biggest property owner in the area." "NOT QUITE RIGHT! He kills the owner of the general store, then the sheriff, and it's 'something not quite right?' Jim, I know I don't know anything about being a sheriff from the standpoint of the law, but I do know that's wrong! And since I'm now the sheriff, I'm gonna have to do something about it." "No, Ricki, you'll get yourself killed." "No confidence in your new sheriff? What's the matter? You think I can't handle the job, because I'm a woman? Then, how come you gave me the job?" "Ricki, that's not it, we want you to handle the every day things that come up here in town." "Like a bunch of rowdy cowhands on Saturday night?" "Yeah, and whatever else you have to do as sheriff." "Well, this certainly seems to me like it'd fall under that 'whatever else, I'd have to do as sheriff,' clause." "Not right now, maybe we could let this settle a while, till you get the hang of being sheriff." "What's that supposed to mean?" "I - I guess it means let's let people know that you're the sheriff now, and sort of get used to the idea of a woman sheriff." "OK, so I hang around town for a week or so, let Atkins know how good I am, and he'll just come running in to surrender. That what you mean?" "Ricki, you're twisting my words again. Let's wait a bit and see what happens, before you go running out into a hornet's nest. He's got a couple dozen hired hands, and at least three professional gunfighters out there." "You want me to wait till he comes into town on his own?" "That's a good idea, he comes in every week or so and you can talk to him then." "OK, you're the boss, I guess. I'll wait for him to come to town and then arrest him." "Yeah, that'd be a lot better, he won't have all of his hired hands with him then. That'd work out a lot better. You can do it that way." "If that's what you want, I'll do it your way. Besides it is getting kinda' late today, how about we put my horse up and then you buy me that big steak dinner you promised me at the saloon. We can sit in the saloon for a while and let people get used to their 'New Sheriff'." "Good idea, I'm starting to get a little hungry too. Stella, can you get one of your cleaning girls to clean up the sheriff's office?" "Sure, I'll send one over in the morning." "Any of them around can do it now? I've seen this gal work and listened to her all afternoon, if we sit in the saloon this evening we just might end up using the cells tonight." "Ok, but you're gonna have to pay extra for getting it done tonight." "All right, put it on the tab with Ricki's room and board." "I'll send Mary over in a little bit. Door open?" "Yeah, and have her clean the cells too. I think they're open, if they're not, the keys are behind the sheriff's desk on the wall." "OK, but, sheriff, take it easy and let Mary get the place clean before you start arresting people. You'll like it better. I'll have her make sure the lamps are full too. I'll have her stop by and let you know when it's clean and ready for you." "Thank you, Stella," Ricki said, "I appreciate your looking after me. Thanks a lot." "Don't worry about it, you just take care of yourself too. I'm looking forward to seeing some of the faces around here, when you tell them that you're the sheriff. That ought to provide some fun." "How about my horse, Jim?" "I already told Doc to have Andy pick him up and put him in the stable. He should be there in a nice clean stall with lots of hay by now." "Well, little man, you're all right." and she pulled him around to face her and kissed him, squeezing him tightly against her huge body. "Hey, hey, none of that in here. I run a respectable place sheriff." and Stella's grin was almost as wide as Jim's. "OOPS, sorry Stella, didn't mean any trouble, but he's a kinda nice little guy. I think I like him. Is it all right if he visits me here once in a while?" "Just so it ain't too often or too late at night." "OK, I'll abide by your rules, Mam. But suppose that we were planning to get married?" and she laughed as she hugged Jim again before letting him go. "Oh, well then that'd be OK, I wouldn't mind him visiting, if you were planning to get married. I guess I'd just go on back downstairs and leave you too love birds alone." and she closed the door behind her as she left them standing in the room. "Hey, I didn't say anything about getting married. I just met you a little while ago, I don't have any intentions of marrying you." Jim asserted.. "I didn't say you were going to. See, just like Stella and so many other people, you jump to conclusions too quickly. Listen, what I asked her was 'suppose we were planning on getting married?' right? Well some day I plan on getting married. I don't have any plans yet, but someday, I'm planning on getting married, aren't you?" "Well, I hadn't really thought about it, but yeah, I suppose that someday I'll get married." "OK, see, first I just ask the question 'suppose' now all that is, is a question wondering if it would make any difference, not stating we, meaning you and I are planning to get married tomorrow or next week, or at all. Just asking if it would make any difference. I can't help it if she thinks it means something it don't, for that matter the way I worded the question it don't even refer to marrying each other. Each of us could be planning on marrying some one else sometime in the future. Right?" "That's not..... I guess it was what you asked, but it meant..... I mean, I thought you meant.... Damn, you're slick. You sure you ain't one of them lawyer fellows, they always word something so nobody knows what it means." "Naw, I ain't no lawyer fella', First off I ain't a fella' and second they ain't the only ones that know how to speak the English language correctly and what it means." "Yeah, but you don't know Stella, she'll have the wedding planned, and the preacher waiting for us by the time we get downstairs." "Maybe we better stay up here for a little while and then stage a fight as we go downstairs to cool off any wedding plans." "That'd be a good idea, but how about just an argument instead of a fight, since I've seen you fight and I don't want any part of a fight with you." "Chicken!" and she grabbed him, squeezed him tightly lifting him off the ground in her big strong arms as she crushed her lips against his. Even though his arms were crushed tightly to his sides Jim managed to get his hands up and hold her sides as he returned the passionate kiss, his tongue dueling with the huge sensuous writhing mass of her tongue filling his mouth so sweetly. Her huge lips engulfed his completely as they squirmed and writhed against him for long minutes as they kissed. Finally when they came up for air, they were both smiling and grinning. Jim squirmed in her arms and getting his arms loose from the titanic grip of her huge arms wrapped them around her massive body squeezing against the enormous warm mass of her huge body. Her arms returned to lift and squeeze him again. He could barely breathe as she squeezed him in a crushing grip, but he didn't seem to care as he kissed her again and again while his feet dangled in the air. Still holding him in her arms she moved back and lay back on the bed pulling him down on top of her enormous body. Squirming and writhing against one another they wriggled into a comfortable position on the bed and continued kissing and hugging for quite some length of time. As their bodies squirmed and writhed Ricki's blouse came open and she was moaning as she slid the material back revealing one of the biggest breasts Jim had ever seen, firm, round, and massive. The nipple was swollen hugely as she squeezed her breast lifting it and offering it to Jim as she moaned, "Jim... Please.... please...." He dropped his head slightly and took the enormous swollen nipple into his mouth swirling and licking the huge firm nipple with his tongue as he sucked. This brought a moan of pleasure from Ricki as she engulfed the back of his head with one huge hand and squeezed his face tightly into the soft rounded mound of hot flesh as she heaved her hips up against him, lifting him easily as she writhed and squirmed. "Oh, Jim, you sweet thing, I love you." and she put one huge hand on his ass and pulled him tight against her writhing heaving hips. "Ricki... " he moaned around her huge hard nipple as he licked and sucked. "Jim, lock the door and get undressed, I need you." and she pushed him off herself. He nearly ran to make sure that the door was locked and he slammed the bolt into the door frame to make certain they were not interrupted. He turned and saw that Ricki had removed her clothes and was lying there on her back nude and waiting for him. He stared at her big, beautiful, naked body for long moments as he quickly tore off his clothing. He had never seen such a beautiful woman in his life, long powerful legs, with lusciously curvaceous calves and massive strongly muscled thighs smooth and white, a taut hard stomach with enormous swelling breasts rising above it. Wide shoulders and long golden hair spilling over the pillow and framing one of the most beautiful faces he had ever seen. He reached the side of the bed and Ricki reached up and pulled him down on top of herself again. As their hot bodies met she wriggled, and spreading her legs adjusted him to herself. She felt the delicious hardness of him sliding into her and moaned as he entered her hungry vagina. She writhed and heaved up to meet him as he thrust into her and clutched him to herself tightly driving him all the way into her eager cunt. He wriggled and sliding out only a tiny bit drove down against her massive squirming hips. Once more filling her hunger. He penetrated her heavenly cunt as he lay atop her enormous body and he found that her huge lusciously ripe breasts were even with his face. He had never experienced such fantastic ecstasy as he felt the hot soft flesh of her pussy surrounding and engulfing his prick. With his prick engulfed so deeply into her and his mouth sucking and licking her soft hot breast he was ready to explode in seconds. As he pulled back for another stroke she squeezed her love muscles on him and dropped away pulling on his prick as she did so. He nearly screamed as he exploded over and over again gushing fountains of cum into her huge hot cunt as she moaned in ecstatic release. He had been with many a woman before but never had he experienced such rapturous delight as he had with this gigantic amazon. She was rolling and heaving, shuddering and grasping him tightly to herself as she wrapped her enormous thighs tightly about him and squeezed again and again with a crushing grip. It had all happened entirely too fast, he felt as though he had barely gotten started when he had exploded and it was all over. He lay atop the vast expanse of her huge body and squirmed against her rubbing his body on hers for long minutes. She in turn was caressing and squeezing him against herself as she slowly came down from the erotic high she had experienced. She felt him slowly regain his erection as he squirmed about to adjust him to herself again. She spread her massive thighs and holding his ass in her hands crushed him against herself almost exploding again as she felt his hardness slip into her pussy again. Jim couldn't believe how quickly he had recovered and was trying to ram his prick back into her when she wriggled about and spread her legs adjusting him to the right place. He felt the hot softness of her hot slippery flesh engulf his throbbing prick again and shuddered in ecstasy as he slowly pressed it deeper and deeper into her cavernous cunt until he was all the way into her. She squeezed her gargantuan inner muscles on him crushing his prick in the hot wet softness inside her huge cunt. He shuddered and exploded again then pulling back and thrusting into her again exploded again. It seemed like each time he thrust into her he orgasmed and exploded in luscious, erotic, ecstasy. This time it didn't end so quickly, he continued to thrust into her while she writhed and heaved her hips about, tossing him around like a feather pillow on top of her huge body as she too came again and again in rippling spasms of ecstatic release. This was absolutely the most fantastically glorious, wonderfully delightful, the most sensuously erotic experience he had ever had. He clung tightly to the warm softness of her luscious, massive body, hugging and kissing her all over while his hands caressed and fondled the gigantic mounds of her breasts as they lingeringly enjoyed the sensuous, slowly fading, afterglow of the most delightful experience he had ever had. She in turn was moaning, caressing and fondling his body, squeezing him tightly to herself again and again as the fantastically sensational feeling slowly receded from her. "Oh, Jim, you're marvelous! You're wonderful, delightful! I may change my mind about what I told Stella and let her make the arrangements for our marriage. I have never been so in love with a man." and she crushed him tightly against the hot soft mass of her tremendous body. He squirmed and wriggled delightfully against her hot bare flesh enjoying the feel of her enormous body against him. "MMmmm.... I feel the same way. I have never been with a woman as fantastically luscious as you. I love you and I'd love to marry you right this second, but maybe we should get to know each other a little better before we do something as drastic as getting married. Hell, I don't even know where you're from, or even your last name for that matter." Ricki rolled back away from him and grinning at him said, "are you really sure you want to know about me? There may be some things you don't want to know. In fact there might even be a good reason that we can't even get married." He grabbed her shoulder pushing back and stared up at her, "what do you mean, a good reason we can't even get married. Don't tell me that you're already married." "No it's worse than that! I'm not the same as you." "Oh, yeah, I know. You're a big beautiful woman, and I'm an ugly little man." "No, don't try to make a joke about it. I guess the best way to describe it to you is that I'm like a sailor from a distant land. I had trouble with my ship and I came ashore here. You might say I'm a shipwrecked sailor, and now I'm stuck here, wrecked on the shores of a distant land. I look pretty much like the natives, but I'm not like the natives. Aside from the fact that I'm a lot bigger, there are other differences that you can't see, but could make tremendous problems if others found out about me." "You are absolutely fabulous, a lovely woman! The most delightful woman I've ever known. What could ever be so different about you that could cause problems? The worst thing could be that you'd be considered an illegal alien, and we can take care of that without that much trouble." "Jim, do you know what stars are?" "Certainly, I've seen thousands of them every night of my life." "No, I mean do you really know what they are?" "Oh, you mean like those scientist fellows say, that they are suns, just like our sun only way off in the distance? Sure, this is 1895 and I'm fairly well educated, I've heard those theories. Don't really believe 'em, but I've heard about them." "Well, if I tell you something that'd be really hard to believe, and would cause me a lot of problems if anyone else found out about it, can you keep it a secret for me?" and she caressed his head and pulling him toward herself kissed him again, letting her lips linger on his for a long time, swirling her tongue in his mouth as they hugged and kissed for long minutes. "Well, can you keep a secret for me if I told you something that'll really scare the pants off you?" "I don't have any pants on! You already pulled 'em off me." "Jim, I'm serious, I love you, and I can't love you at the same time." "What kind of nonsense is that? I love you and I can't love you! Either you do or you don't. I know that you're a great big beautiful woman and I'm just a little guy to you, but I don't know anybody else your size either. And I love you too." "Well if you really love me, you're gonna' have to keep this a secret and never tell anyone. For the most part they wouldn't believe you, they'd think you were crazy and I'd have to tell them you are, if you ever tell anybody." "OK, I can keep a secret as well as the next guy. What's the big secret?" "I'm not from here." "Hell, I know that. None of us are, I came from North Carolina myself. Hell, the town's only been here for a couple of years, ain't nobody from here but a couple little babies." "I don't mean this town. I mean this world!" "What do you mean, this world." "I'm not from this world." "That's crazy, where else would you be from? Everyone is from this world. There ain't no other, unless you mean you're from Heaven or Hell." "No, that's what I meant when I asked you if you really knew what the stars are. The scientist are right. Stars are suns just like your own, only a long ways off. In fact they are so far off I doubt if any of the scientist would even believe how far away they are, much less anyone else." "Ricki, honey, don't talk that way. If someone hears you they'll lock you up in the crazy house." "I told you that you'd have to keep it secret, and no one would believe you anyway. I could prove it to you, but it'd scare the hell out of you." "What are you gonna do, take me home to meet your mother? Introduce me to your little green father?" "God, I wish I could take you home with me, but I can't even get there myself. Remember I said I was a shipwrecked sailor. My starship has broken down and crashed, years ago. So I'm stuck here with all you little Earthlings." "My God, you really are crazy. Do you really believe that nonsense, or are you just joshing me?" "Jim, it ain't nonsense, I'm telling you the truth. Let me demonstrate some things to you. I'll start easy. You remember how easily I whipped them four guys?" "Yeah, but then you're eight feet tall and pretty dang strong too. I don't think it'd really be too hard for a woman of your size to do whip four little guys like them. I mean they weren't really little, but compared to you they were." She turned, swung her legs over the side of the bed and stood up, her naked body towering massively over him, and looked around the room for a few seconds. She saw a candle holder made from a horse shoe hanging on the wall. Reaching out and taking it off the wall she said, "Watch." She took the horse shoe in her fingers and without seeming to exert any effort at all twisted it easily in her fingers. "I'm a little stronger than I seem." "Well, you are awfully big, and strong to boot." "Jim! Damn it I'm a superwoman here on your little planet. I'd crush your gun in one hand but you may not want me to ruin your gun. I can bend your iron and steel in my hands like it's putty. I could lift a locomotive in my bare hands. You couldn't believe how strong I am. I come from a planet where the gravity is a lot stronger than it is here." "Stronger what?" "Oh, come on, Jim, you know what gravity is. It's what makes things fall toward the center of the earth." "Oh, yeah, I know what you mean. But stronger gravity? How can that be?" "My world is bigger and heavier than yours, therefore the gravity is stronger." "Honey, you lost me, I'm not one of your scientist, I'm just a poor cowpuncher from the east." "OK, just being stronger doesn't prove anything to you. I also have some other things that are different from your people here on this world. I can use my mind to move things and change things." "What'd you mean use your mind to move things and change things?" "I mean that just like you reach out and pick up something with your hand I can reach out and pick it up with my mind." "What'd you mean pick it up with your mind?" "Promise you won't run screaming out the door accusing me of being a witch?" "I won't do that. There ain't no such thing as a witch, I ain't no dumb superstitious hick." "Well, if you can keep that attitude, after I demonstrate my mental powers, we're gonna' get along great. Watch that chair over there." and she pointed to a wooden chair sitting in the corner of the room. Suddenly as she pointed the chair slowly lifted into the air and hung there three feet above the floor. "My God! You are a witch!" "No! Not a witch, just a woman from another world with powers that the people of your world don't have and can't understand." Jim slowly backed away from her, "God, damn... I don't know what to think about you." "Remember your promise not to run away calling me a witch." "Yeah, but that was before... I don't know." "Jim, I don't want to do this to you, but I can keep you here, and will, if you try to run. I can lift you as easily as the chair; want me to do that?" "You mean with your magic?" "Jim, it's not magic. It's a mental power that I have." "What's the difference?" "MMmm, good question. If someone doesn't understand how something is done, it's just considered 'magic.' So I guess what I can do would be considered 'magic' since people here don't understand it or how it's done. For that matter, I don't understand the how of it myself, no more than when you want your hand to come up and scratch your nose. You sort of think, you don't even have to think it directly and your hand does it and you really can't explain how it does it. I can lift and change things the same way. It's really no different for me to pick up that chair that way, than it would be for you to pick up a glass of water in your hand." She pointed to Jim and crooked her finger at him wiggling it in a come here motion, he lifted slightly off the floor and drifted toward her. He suddenly started squirming and struggling but he was helplessly floating through the air toward her. "Ricki...." he screamed, "What are you doing?" She said, "Shushhh.... don't wake the neighbors. Or Stella either for that matter. I'm not going to hurt you, I just wanted you here by me." and she reached out her hand and pulled him into the embrace of her big strong arms, squeezing him tightly against her huge body. As he came against the warm softness of her and her powerful arms went around him he ceased his struggles. "Ricki, you scare me. Don't do that." "Little man, the last thing I want is to have you afraid of me. I just wanted to show you what I can do, so that you could get over being scared of me." "Well, lifting me into the air and making me fly to you sure as hell didn't do it. I'm terrified of you. Maybe not really you, but your powers, or whatever you call them. I do feel like I'm with a witch and you can manipulate me any way you want to." She squeezed her huge arms tightly around him and holding him off the ground gently rocked him back and forth in her arms. "Jim, please, forgive me. I love you, I think you're wonderful. Please don't be afraid of me, please, I love you." and she hugged him tightly to her massive body. "Oh, Ricki, I love you too, but the thought of what you can do scares me to death. Are you making me love you with a spell? Are you really a human, or are you some monster from hell, or another world? I don't really know, and it terrifies me. You feel so good when I'm in your arms like this, but is this really you?" "Oh, Jim, it's really me. This is what I look like, I could change what I look like, but I haven't and won't. And no, I'm not making you love me with anything but my love for you, and the physical attraction of my body. When I say I'm from another world, I don't mean a world like Heaven or Hell, or the spirit world. I'm not a ghost or monster, I'm from another world just like this, a physical world that goes around another sun just like yours goes around your sun. In fact if we go out into the open tonight I can actually show you the star that is my world's sun. Want to take the chance and go out into the dark with me?" "Well, as strong as you are, and with your powers how could I resist if you wanted me to go with you?" "By just saying no. I won't make you do anything you don't want to. I'd love to walk in the open with you out into the quiet night, and gaze up into the lovely night sky with you, and show you my home world, but if you don't want to go, you can stay here or where ever you feel you want to. I won't make you do anything you don't want to." "Ricki, you're so wonderful. I love you. And I trust you, so I'll go anywhere you want me to go with you. If you want to take a romantic walk in the moonlight with me tonight, I'll be happy to go with you. Maybe if I stay with you a little while, you can show me some more of your powers, slowly please, and I can get used to you a little bit at a time." "Sounds fair enough to me." and she bent her face down to engulf his lips in hers again. They kissed for a long while and he was hugging and squeezing her as he writhed against the massive softness of her body. "Get dressed, Jim, we need to let Stella know we aren't doing anything wrong. Remember she's probably trying to get the preacher over here to marry us right now. And if we stay up here too long she'll know she has to get us married right quick like." "You know her pretty good. I didn't know that you knew her." "I don't know her personally, but I've met a lot of 'do gooders' like her over the years and know how they operate. Let's get out of here while the gettin's good." "You betch'a!" and he pulled on his pants and shirt as she slipped back into her clothes, and buckled the gunbelt around her huge hips. Jim had just finished pulling on his boots as there was a loud knock at the room door. He quickly moved to the window and leaning against the window frame as though he was looking down at the street below motioned Ricki to answer the door. Fully dressed she stepped to the door and opened it a little bit to see who was there. Stella looked up at the huge woman and pushed her way into the room, as though Ricki couldn't have stopped her with an easy push of her arm. "Hi, is everything all right? You've been up here for quite a while, and I was beginning to worry if everything was all right." Jim smiled at her and said, "Sure Stella, we were just talking about the town. I was telling her about the town and the people here. She wanted to make me her deputy, but I'm not sure I want to be a deputy sheriff. Especially for a woman sheriff." Ricki almost laughed at the way Jim said 'woman sheriff' so emphatically, and Jim grinned as Stella glared at him and then looked at Ricki and said in her sharp voice, "and what's wrong with a woman sheriff? You think a woman can't do the job? I could do as good a job as the last sheriff we had." Jim laughed, "Yeah, I guess so. Anyone can loose a gunfight." Stella glared at him and stomped her foot. "That's not what I mean, and you know it, Jim Daniels!" "Thanks, Stella," Ricki said, "he hadn't told me his last name yet. Now, mister James Daniels, are you going to be my deputy sheriff or not. I'm going to need a good deputy. I think you'd do a good job, and I think I can trust you too, which goes a long way toward making me want you for my deputy." "Well, like I said before I'm only fair with a gun, but I can hold my own in a fight with most guys in the area, so I guess if you really want me to be your deputy I'll do it, at least for a while." Jim grinned at Stella, "If you're so all fired set on seeing me as her deputy, I'll do my first job as deputy sheriff and tell you to get someone over to the sheriff's office and clean it up right now." "Jim Daniels, you can't talk to me that way!" "Sure I can, Stella, you two just made me deputy sheriff, so what I say goes, now git going and get that place cleaned up if you have to do it yourself." Stella was miffed at first but when both Jim and Ricki started laughing, she recovered her dignity and said, "All right mister all-mighty-deputy, I'll send Mary over to get it cleaned up." Then she laughed, in fact it should be just about ready now, I sent her over when you two first came up here. I looked at the way the two of you were looking at each other, and knew she'd probably have time to get it clean before you were ready to go over and look at it." and she was grinning back at them as if to say, 'I know what the two of you were up to, you ain't fooling me any!' Jim followed Ricki out the door and down the stairs totally fascinated with the lovely way her tight leather skirt squeezed her massive muscular rear and thighs, as she walked. He was completely entranced with her big beautiful body, and could barely see anything but her as he followed her out the front door of Stella's. "Jim, enough looking at my ass, where's the sheriff's office?" "Oh, I didn't mean... I mean I wasn't...." "The hell you weren't, and if you weren't don't bother now 'cause you're probably gonna get to see a lot more of it before we part ways." She chuckled, "With and without the tight skirt." "Ricki!" he gasp, "How could you say something like that?" "Real easy, I just open my mouth and tell you what's going to happen with us. I love you, and I think you love me. We'll probably get to know one another pretty well in the near future." Jim was in seventh heaven as he looked up at the smiling face of the huge woman walking so close beside him. "Ricki, I love you too, and hope we can be together for a long time to come. I know that a while ago you said you didn't have any plans to get married anytime soon, but could I change your mind?" "What'd you mean?" and she was grinning wider than he was as she looked down at him, and put a hand on top of his head, petting him like he was her little pet dog. He merely grinned and moved closer to her rubbing against her huge body and slipping an arm around her waist as they walked. "Well, this isn't exactly the most romantic setting to ask, but will you marry me?" "MMmm.... I kinda thought you might bring up that subject, but I was expecting you to wait until we took that walk in the evening. Least I was sure going to try and get you in the mood to ask it.. Should I make you wait until you ask it again, in a more romantic setting, or should I just jump at the chance to get a big handsome man like you, and say yes right away?" "Say yes right away!" Jim answered. "Yes! right away." "Oh, yess..... that's great..." and he turned toward her, put his arms up around her neck and pulled her head down till their lips met in a lingering kiss right there in the middle of the dusty street. "Oh, Ricki, I love you!" "I love you too, Jim, but people are staring. Let's get into the sheriff's office." and they stepped up on the porch and went inside.. Ricki pushed the door shut behind them and reached out toward Jim when a noise startled them. They looked up to see a woman in a long dark skirt with a can in her hand. "Hi, I'm Mary. It's a good thing I brought this kerosene, there wasn't a drop in any of the lamps, but they're all full now. I'll leave the can here in case you need more before the general store opens tomorrow." "OK, thanks, Mary, everything looks neat and clean. Thank you." "Sure, I'm finished now. Do you want me to come back tomorrow and clean it up again?" "That'd be a good idea. Can we just put your bill on Stela's or should we pay you separately?" "I guess you can just put it on Stella's bill." "Wait a minute, here, how about a little tip for you doing such a good job. Stella doesn't need to know about this either." and Ricki pulled out a small gold piece and handed it to her. "Oh, nothing like that!" Mary said in astonishment, "That's five dollars!" "I know that, I like the way you cleaned up the place, we'll make that your tip for the entire month. Would that be all right?" Mary could barely contain herself. "Oh, yes! That'd be fine." and she was grinning from ear to ear as she went out the door. "Tipped a little too much?" Ricki asked Jim. "I think you could say that. She don't usually make that much for three months work at Stella's." Jim grinned, "but I think you have another friend." "I hope I don't have to buy all my friends in this town." "I don't think so, I think you're gonna have more friends than you know what to do with once people get to know you." "Well, I sure hope so. I could use a couple of friends around here." Jim smiled and said, "Giving Mary a tip like that, seems to indicate what you said earlier about not needing a job." "Well, I told you I didn't need a job." "Then why did you make us raise the salary to twenty five dollars a month?" "Cause, that's what I think the job is worth." "All the rest only got ten a month." "All the rest are dead or gone." "Hard to come up with an answer for that." Ricki walked around the office for a few minutes acquainting herself with it. She took the keys off the wall from behind her desk and closed and locked the cell doors, then opened them again. "Jim, I'm gonna need a bigger chair. I don't think this one is going to last very long if I start plopping my big ol' ass in it on a regular basis." And she pulled out the chair and sat gingerly in it. The chair squealed slightly, then there was a sharp crack and it collapsed completely dropping her to the floor as it disintegrated completely under her. Jim thought he could feel the whole building shake as she hit the floor and said "Oof! Told you I needed a new chair!" "Well, you sure do now. I'll see if I can get a nice big sturdy one for you. Maybe just a tree stump so you won't break it sitting on it." "You better be nice to me or I'll sit on you!" "I guess that would depend on how you were sitting on me whether or not I'd like that." "If I sit on you at all, you won't like it." "Well I can think of a position or two that I might like to have you sitting on me." "Watch it little man." "I like watching it." "Now who's got all the smart answers?" About that time they looked out the front window and noticed three riders coming slowly down the street, all dressed in dark clothing. Ricki looked at them for a minute, then asked, "Who are they?" "Don't know. As far as I know, I've never seen them before, but from the way they're looking around, and the way they're dressed I don't like their looks. Look like some professional gunfighters, to me." "Don't suppose word on me had gotten out this quick do you." "I don't think so, I guess you're just lucky." "Lucky?" "Sure, if they're what they look like and you can take them, your reputation will be made." "Why should I take them? And what reputation?" "Your reputation as a fast gun." "I don't want a reputation as a fast gun." "Well, we're on the trail to both Tombstone and Tucson, so we get plenty of that type through here, and they usually cause trouble before they leave." "In that case, maybe I should go on over to the saloon and greet them." "That's a good idea. I'm not going to stand right beside you, I'll be off to one side so they can't concentrate on both of us at once." "Stay fairly close, I can cover both of us if I can see you and don't have to look around to make sure of where you are." "You think you can cover both of us against three professional gunslingers?" "I think so. There's still a lot you don't know about me." "Yeah, and I think that'll be true twenty years from now too at the rate we're going." "Could be. But after we talk to them I still want to take that little stroll out in the desert with you, so I can point out my home world star." "Ricki, I told you not to talk that way, someone is going to think you're crazy and lock you up in the loony bin." "If they try that, I may have to break down and really show you some 'magic.' "They've stopped at Kelly's and are going in. Want to go on over?" "Sure, might as well go over and see how I'm going to do as sheriff around here. After all, I gotta keep the peace. Right?" "Right!" and Jim pulled the door closed as he followed Ricki out the door and toward the saloon. Ricky ducked the beam on the porch and as she walked across the wooden porch her boots clomped loudly, echoing on the wood. One of the men at the bar laughed and said, "Hey bartender, I think you got a horse coming in for a drink." and all three of them started laughing. Kelly, looked up for a second then turning to the man said, "I think maybe that's our new sheriff, and I don't know if she'd take kindly to remarks like that or not." "New sheriff? She....? You mean you got a lady sheriff here now? What the hell good is a lady sheriff? Who's gonna be afraid of a woman?" If I were you, I'd look the situation over before I made too many smart ass remarks." "Yeah.... Right!" He hoisted his beer, laughed and turned around with his back to the bar and watched the door. Two big hands with long fingers grasp the top of the swinging doors and pushed them open and suddenly the entire doorway was filled with Ricki's huge body. "That's OK, Kelly, I was noticing it'd be hard for me to sneak up on anyone with these boots on that damn wooden porch of yours. You sure I ain't gonna fall through it? It creaks pretty bad when I step on it." The three darkly dressed men looked at Ricki with their mouths gaping open in awe as she ducked her head and stepped into the saloon. They were staring at Ricki so intently they didn't even notice Jim step out from behind her and walk to the table in the corner. Bare headed her blonde hair cascaded all around her head she she walked toward the bar. "Kelly, gimme a beer. Sorry fellas, didn't mean to startle you. I'm a little heavy and make a little too much noise with these damn hard heeled boots sometimes. But it's just damn hard to get any good boots to fit." and she extended her foot so they could look at the size of it. "Yeah, I could see where you could have a bit of a problem sometimes." "Hell, it ain't sometimes, it's everytime I want to buy a pair of boots with these big ol' feet. They just don't make things big enough for me. But with clothes, I can usually find a seamstress to make me clothes that fit, it's just boots that I have problems with. Kelly give 'em a drink on me." "That's awful nice of you, Mam. So you're the new sheriff?" "Yep, just started today. Got the job kinda quick like." and she chuckled, looked at Kelly, and winked. Them guys ever come back in for their guns, Kelly?" "No, Mam, I don't think it's that important to them right now." The tallest of the three that had been doing most of the talking asked, "This isn't one of those towns that takes everybody's guns when they come into town is it?" "Naw, we just had a little fight here this afternoon and I had Kelly hold their guns till they all cooled down." Kelly looked at the tall man and grinned, then said to Ricki, well I think two of 'em are pretty cool by now." She said, "Yeah, I guess so. Give their guns to their friends if they come in for them." The tall man looked at Kelly and ask, "That mean what I think it does?" "If you mean does it mean they're dead? Yep, they sure are." "Well, guys that play with guns without knowing what they're doing often, end up that way. What happened?" "Ricki shot 'em. Man you should've seen it. Four cowpokes came in and started a fight with her, and she wiped up the floor with 'em. Then she told 'em to go on over to Doc's and get fixed up, a little fight ain't nothing to kill someone over." "Yeah, that's right, sure ain't." The tall man answered. "Well, instead of going to Doc's like Ricki told 'em....." "Kelly, don't make too much of it. They just made a mistake." Ricki interjected. "I'll say, I never saw anyone as fast as that. Going up against you was the biggest mistake they ever made." "Kelly!" "What? It was...." "Kelly, what in hell are you doing, planning to start a town newspaper? Telling everyone in the territory about everything that happens?" "Aw, Hell, Ricki, everyone in town knows about it, why not tell these guys." "What 'd you want them to do pass the word on so everyone can come in here and drink so they can hear you exaggerate what happened?" "Ricki, when you're that fast, I don't have to exaggerate." The man looked up at Ricki and said, "Most big people aren't very fast." "I know," Ricki replied, "but once in a while some are." "I guess so. How fast are you?" "I don't know how you'd measure that. I get by." Kelly started in again, "Man, she's so fast, when them two guys came back in with rifles pointed at her, she dropped them both in their tracks with two rifles pointed at her and they never even got off a shot." "That right?" Ricki just nodded her head slightly. "That's pretty damn fast." "I guess." "I'm pretty fast, but I don't know that I'd want to go up against two guys with rifles pointed at me." "It wasn't a question of wanting to. It was pretty obvious they were going to shoot me without so much as a 'by your leave.' So I figured, it was get them, before they got me." "Well, that puts a slightly different light on things. When you get in a situation like that, you do what you have to do. Guess under those circumstances I'd try it too." Ricki replied, "Well, like you said, sometimes you just do what you have to do. By the way, you fella's just riding through, or staying here?" "We got a letter from a fella' named Atkins, wanted to hire us on." "Well, you sure don't look like miners, and you don't even look much like cowhands either. What kind of work do you do?" "We're private investigators." "Private investigators? Any thing like bounty hunters?" "We've been called that. We prefer private investigators." "I don't know why he'd want to hire private investigators. I haven't been here long, and haven't really had a chance to talk with him, but from what I've heard, I have to talk with him the next time he comes to town about a little incident that happened last spring." "Last spring? Why hasn't anyone talked to him about it before now?" "Well, seems like the sheriff tried to, and that's why I'm the new sheriff." The man turned to his two companions and said, "You heard what happened, still want to work for Atkins?" The two who had been quietly leaning on the bar and merely sipping their drinks and listening, looked Ricki up and down a few seconds, then the older of the two said, "Well we've come this far, let's see what he has to say. Besides he owes us for showing up expences." The tall man looked at Ricki for a moment, then said, "Yeah, guess we ought to just stay in town tonight and ride on out in the morning. Anyplace to stay here?" "I guess Stella's place across the street. Anyplace else Kelly?" "Naw, Stella's is about all there is." The man laughed tossed down the remains of his drink dropped the money for the drinks on the bar and said, "Well, fellows, I guess it's Stella's for us tonight. See you later Ricki." "OK, see ya'..." and she turned back to Kelly and pushed her glass at him, Come on Kelly, you're supposed to keep me supplied, remember." "I dunno, you're supposed to earn your keep. How'm I gonna make any money, if when three gunslingers come in and you just talk real friendly to 'em?" "What am I supposed to do, make 'em draw on me here for nothing and see if I can beat all three? If something like that's what I have to do to earn my drinks, I'll pay for my own." "Ricki, I didn't mean anything like that, just seemed so obvious what them three was here for and you didn't say a word." "I said lots of words, found out a lot about them too." "Found out a lot, you didn't ask them hardly any questions at all, what'd you find out like that?" "Well, I don't know if I should tell you or not. I found out that the tall one's the leader of the group, the smaller one's very nervous, and they're all very professional and carefull. They aren't gonna start anything unless they're getting paid for it. And even then they're gonna look the situation over very good and make sure that all the conditions are in their favor before they do anything. And they are good." "Now what makes you think all that from what little you said to them, and they said even less to you. They didn't say anything to tell you any of that." "Kelly, as a bartender, you should be able to read people better than that. It wasn't their words I was listening to, it was their actions and reactions. I was watching them all very closely when you were telling how great I was, and how fast I was. They were watching me as close as I was watching them, and neither of us was letting on that we were watching each other. The only time they gave it away was when they started to leave and the silent two looked me over to see how I carried my gun, if I was carrying a second, and whether they really thought I was that fast." "Well what'd you think?" "About what?" "Can you take 'em?" "Depends." "Depends on what?" Kelly asked. "Depends on whether it's a fair fight or one facing me and the other two spread behind cover, which is more the way I figure them to try me." "Fair fight?" "I think so, but don't expect it from them." "Just think so?" "Well, there appears to be a good chance that I probably could, but then there are three of them and they're all professionals, and from what I saw pretty cool characters, they calculate the odds pretty good before they go into something I think. I just have an idea that they'll try to get me to go up against some other guy first so they can watch me." "How would they do something like that?" "Prod some poor dumb cowpoke into drawing on me while they're here so they can watch how I react, and see just how fast I am. Maybe find some half way fast slob with a gun and tell him that they're looking for a fourth, but he has to prove himself before they can take him in as a partner." "Think anybody'd fall for a dumb story like that?" "In a second, there's always young guys that are tired of working and think gunfighting is a really great life where you make a lot of money and don't have to work hard. And young guys like that always think they're the best there ever was, particullarly if they are pretty fast, and that'd be the perfect stooge for them." *** Saturday night found Ricki and Jim just finishing up a big steak dinner, and Ricki was watching the action as the cowhands came in for Saturday night rest and relaxation. One big cowpoke was already half drunk and starting to get loud. Since this was Ricki's first Saturday night as sheriff and the entire town was buzzing to see how she'd do, she figured to start by stopping trouble before it started. Ricki walked over to the big loudmouth and quietly said to him, "I think you've had about enough and ought to start on toward home for the evening." "I ain't even started good yet. And I don't take kindly to women telling me when to go home." then loudly so everybody could hear, "Hey, guys, the lady sheriff wants me to go home early. Buzz off ya' big heffer." Ricki stepped up to where he was standing at the bar and said loud enough that everyone in the imediate area could hear, "I asked you nicely to finish up and go home for the night, and you call me names and tell everybody that you're not going to do what I asked so nicely for?" "That's right, sheriff...." and he drug the word out to emphasize his distaste for her as sheriff. I ain't going no where! I like it here and ain't no woman gonna send me home like a little boy, sheriff or not!" The other men in the area backed up a couple of steps so they wouldn't be involved if trouble broke out. Ricki took the initiative, reached out with one big hand, grabbed him by the front of the shirt, lifted him several feet into the air, and simply held him there in mid-air, screaming and struggling trying to get her hand off his shirt, while she quietly reached over with her other hand and plucked his gun from his holster. "Here, Kelly, keep this until he comes back sober tomorrow." and she tossed Kelly the man's gun. Then she said so everyone in the room could hear it, "Jim, take him over and lock him up for the night." Then she lifted the helpless, squirming, and struggling man higher and simply tossed him half way across the room toward the door. It was an impressive sight to see a two hundred pound man flying across the room from an easy, one handed toss by Ricki. He landed in a heap at Jim's feet and Jim reached down, lifted the stunned man to his feet and walked him out the door before he could even realize what had happened to him. It was failrly quiet in the bar for quite some time until the noise level slowly built back to it's former level. Ricki noticed the three 'bounty hunters' sitting at a table in the corner with a fourth man with them, a tall gangly young man with a gun slung low. She almost giggled as she realized how well she had read the trio of gunmen. She wanted to point out to Kelly how right she had been, but since he was busy she left it alone, and walked over to the table instead. "Hi, Fellows, how's it going. Atkins hire you?" "The tall one looked up at her and said, "Yep, paid us our show up fee and two months wages for a simple job. This is Bob, our new partner. Looks like he'll be traveling with us now." "Howdy, Bob, where ya' from?" "What's it to ya'? I ain't wanted nowhere. Leave me alone." "Sorry, just trying to be friendly, no offence." Ricki appologized, realizing what was happening. "You're offensive just being here. We didn't ask you to come over her to harrass us, go back and show off how strong you are some more. You don't impress me any." "Bobby boy, I think I need to talk to you." "You ain't got no reason to be harassing me, shove off!" Ricki stepped around the table, grasp his upper arm in one big hand, and lifted him bodily from the chair he was in. "Bobby, that ain't no way to talk to a lady, or a sheriff either. Come on outside I need to talk to you a bit." Unfortunately Ricki was holding his left arm and as she lifted him, his right hand darted down and he had his gun in his hand coming up toward Ricki, before she noticed what he was doing. She noticed the gun coming up at the last second and without even a hesitation reached across his body with her left hand and caught his hand and the gun in her massive grip. She squeezed slightly and easily pulled the gun from his numbed hand. She turned and looked at Kelly, who was watching. "Here, Kelly, put this one with the rest of 'em." and she tossed Kelly the boys gun. She lifted him to his feet and walked him out the door to the street. He was struggling and trying to break free of her powerful grip as she spoke quietly to him, "Bob, stop fighting me, I'm going to save your life." "You ain't saving my life, you're ruinning it!" and he took a swing at her with his right hand. She ignored the blow and since she was too tall for him to hit her in the face like he wanted his fist struck the middle of her chest just above her big breasts. "OW...!" He screamed as his fist hit her hard chest. "Damn you, you've broken my hand!" "Oh, I don't think you hit me that hard, it's probably just a bit numb, it'll be all right in a couple of days. But that's good, it'll give you an excuse not to try drawing on me, and getting killed. Those guys you're with are trying to get you killed, just so they can see how fast I am. They don't give a damn about you, and have no intentions to take you on as a partner. You're just a dupe so they can watch me in a gunfight, and see what they have to do to kill me. Of course if you were to get lucky, or if I wasn't as fast as Kelly's bragging said I was, and you killed me, they'd be home scott free, and would collect their bounty from Atkins for killing me while you went to prison for the murder of a sheriff." "That ain't how it is." "Then how is it?" "They want to see if I'm good enough to ride with them as one of them." "Right! And you have to shoot me to prove that you're good enough to ride with them. Right?" "Well, yeah..... but it aint' to test you, it's to test me." "What, to see if you can kill someone, and if you're fast enough to ride with them?" "Yeah.... More or less....." "What's more or less? That was the deal! Wasn't it? And it had to be me so you could prove you're really fast enough for them. Right?" "Well..... yeah." "Bobby, let me show you something. I don't really want you telling anyone about this, but I want to show you what would have happened if you had tried to shoot me in a gunfight. See that bottle over there in the gutter? Pick it up and throw it in the air as far and as high as you can. Then when you're ready, slap your holster like you were drawing your gun, then fast as you can, point your finger at the bottle like you're shooting at it, and I'll show you something." "What, big woman, that you can hit a bottle in the air? Anyone who's half way good can do that." "Well, I'm going to give you a little more than just hitting the bottle. I'm going to have my back to the bottle and watch you when you throw it. I'm not even going to draw, or watch where the bottle is until you reach for your 'gun' OK? Then when I do shoot, I'm going to hit the bottle, first up around the neck, then the bottom half. OK?" "You're going to have your back to the bottle watching me, and wait until I draw to shoot. Then you're going to hit the bottle twice?" "That's right, and both times before you can move your hand up and point at the bottle." "Ain't nobody that good." "Throw it when you're ready, then slap your holster and point at it like you're shooting it too. When you're ready. OK?" "OK!" "When you're ready." Bobby hesitated several seconds then gave the bottle a hard throw high and down the street, hesitated for a second, then reached to slap his holster. The roar of gunfire drowned out the slap of his hand on the holster, and he watched in shock as he saw the top of the bottle explode miliseconds before the bottom exploded into a million pieces. His hand was still on the holster. "Oh, my God! That's unreal. Ain't nobody that fast, least nobody human. Are you real." "Bobby, I'm real. Think you'd have had a chance drawing against me?" "Nobody'd have a chance against that!" "Still think you want to try me?" "No, Mam. Thank you for not killing me. I know you could have without any problem. Thank you." "Why don't you get your horse and go on home now, those guys aren't any good for you. They'll just get you killed. You don't mean a damn thing to them, just someone to draw the fire away from them for the split second they need to gain an advantage to kill someone else. If you live OK, if not, they don't care. They'll just get them another patsy next time they need one. You aren't any more valuable to them than a spitoon full of spit." Ricki gave the boy a little hug around the shoulders, a pat on the shoulder and pointing him toward his horse said, "I'll have Kelly give you back your gun next time you're in town." "OK, that's fine, and thank you again Mam." and he walked off shaking his head. Ricki looked up to see a dozen people standing in front of the saloon watching her and the boy. One of the men asked, "What happened?" "Nothing, just showing Bob how to shoot." "What do you mean, showing Bob how to shoot? He's one of the best shots in this area." "One of, says it all, he's realized it ain't no good if he's not the best." Ricki walked inside, and over to the table with the three gunmen at it. Pulled out a chair and sat down. She looked up at Kelly and pointed at the table indicating he should bring her a beer. "Hi, fellows, not out front watching?" "We heard the shots, what happened?" "Just a little demonstration." "Demonstration? Who got shot, Bob?" "Nobody got shot. Dissapointed?" "No, no. Glad nobody got shot. Where's Bob." "Bob, said to send you his regrets, but he remembered some chores he needed to do at home. He won't be seeing you again." The tall man laughed, "Scared him that bad huh?" "I guess you might say that. Now let's get something straight between us. Don't try to get any more young fellows to do your dirty work for you. If Atkins hired you to kill me, and you want to try it, let's go out in the street right now, or here, if you want, and finish this business off here and now. If you feel like it and want to try, I'll face all three of you at once, if you get me first, you can collect your payment, if I get one or two of you, before the others can get me, the others will have more in their share. OK?" "Now, you seem to have us wrong. We're private investigators, not gunfighters, or hired killers." "Somehow, I just don't quite believe that. Call it anything you want to, but Atkins has hired you to get rid of me. Right?" "No, No, that's not right. Mr. Atkins didn't hire anyone to kill you." "Bull shit! Everybody in town knows what you guys do for a living, and I read you like a book the first time we met. If you don't believe me, ask Kelly what I told him you were going to try to do. I told him that you'd get some young foolish kid, to try and goad me into a fight, if he won, great. You'd collect from Atkins and not even have to worry about a murder rap. If he looses you would have been watching me to see how fast I am and how good I shoot, and how I move, that would possibly give you the advantage if you have to go up against me. You should have gone outside with me and Bobby, I showed him a little target practice and he decided he didn't want to go against me. Too bad you weren't watching. You might have learned what you wanted to learn from Bobby's death. But he won't be dying anytime soon now. To be continued.