Bride of the Atom - Part One By The Captain A Old-Style Science Fiction Story <><><> Chapter One - Bride Of The Atom! <><><> OCT 30, 1949 - 10:30 PM Dr. Benson looked down at his young wife. It had been quite a strain for him to move her into the proper position, she weighed much more than he had ever realized. His Nancy was a very healthy woman indeed, one who must have learned a few special exercise routines. Sadly, he had recently discovered what her true intentions actually were. He had been blinded by the beauty and passion of this woman, who was nearly thirty years younger than he. It was only by accident that he had learned of her plan to cause his death through "natural causes". Nancy would then inherit his wealth, and after a short but respectable period of time, she would marry her true love. That was her plan. He noticed a flutter of one eyelid. "Nancy, my dear, no need to keep up the act, I am fully aware of your secret plot to kill me. Please, open your lovely eyes and see what a wonderful surprise I have arranged for you!" Nancy open her eyes, saw that the doctor was only inches away from her and lunged at him, "Come here you old coot, I'll break your bones and be done with you!" Her movement was cut short by a series of extra thick leather straps holding her arms and legs tight against a cold metal table. "What's this! More of your stupid science! I'll break these toys like I'll break your neck!" "Nancy, my lovely Nancy, if you had paid attention to my attempts to educate you about my project then you would easily recognize that this table was built for the final phase of my experiment. Alas, the Army cut my funding, so I will not have access to the male gorilla that I needed to test my anti-radiation drug. In fact, this table is the only item remaining in my test bunker. The good news is that tomorrow morning the Army will be conducting a test of their brand-new twenty-five kilo-ton warhead. Sadly, the radiation will make this bunker unusable for nearly sixty years." "When they open the doors they will be quite surprised to discover your mummified corpse. I'm afraid that I won't be around to answer their questions, I very much doubt I will live to see one-hundred. However, I will outlive you by many years, even with your unorthodox exercise program. Really, your absurd notion of lifting and pulling metal objects to make yourself strong. Ha! You forget that you're a woman, and no amount of grunting and sweating can change that fact." Dr. Benson poked her arms, Nancy flexed her biceps by reflex. Dr. Benson gasped in surprise, noting that his wife's arms had ballooned to over ten inches. This was over an inch larger than his own, "How I do wish I had my recorders. Despite your sex, you have a nearly the minimal muscle mass for the drug. I think I will give you a maximum dosage, if the anti-radiation drug works, you will starve instead of dying from the radiation. The drug was designed to work on a soldier, with a man's muscle mass. Normally a woman would be unsuitable, but I see now that you have the muscles of a small boy." Nancy strained to free herself from the straps, her muscles became much more visible under the harsh light of the high-wattage incandescent lights. The frail doctor stepped back, watching her as he would any wild animal. For a moment he was reminded of some female circus performers he had seen as a young child, with their muscles unnaturally expanded through years of strange exercise. He turned to a small table and withdrew a small glass bottle from his leather briefcase. Carefully measuring the dosage, he turned back to her young wife and injected her with the drug. "The Army said it wasn't interested in my discovery. The fools, it will take them years to understand what I have given them. My drug does not just protect a human from radiation, it uses the energy contained within the radiation to actually repair any damage done. In a strange way, your survival may depend of the same deadly radiation that is killing you. An irony that you are too feeble-brained to enjoy!" Dr. Benson stepped back from the table, "Please notice, my dear Nancy, that I have taken the liberty to dress you in the very same wedding dress you wore less than a year ago when we became man and wife. Simply consider this a divorce, because soon you will be wed to a much different husband. A husband who will keep you warm whenever you feel the slightest chill. You see, Nancy, in a few short hours you will become the BRIDE OF THE ATOM!" OCT 31, 1959 - 6:15 AM Nancy continued to strain, refusing to let the old man beat her. This was not how things were planned. The Russian woman, Olga, who she had met in London said that this would very easy. The old professor was frail and ripe for an accident, and with the proper planning Nancy had been "discovered" by the good doctor. Olga had told her what to wear and what to say, the Russians had been watching the professor for years. The straps continued to creak and groan as Nancy pulled and strained. Even with the secret training program she had learned from Olga there was no way that she could break free of bonds that were built to withstand a frenzied gorilla. OCT 31,1959 - 7:00 AM She looked up at the ceiling as she felt a shock wave rumble past her. Was this the bomb? Streams of dust and small debris rain down on Nancy from above. When would she feel the deadly radiation? He "husband" was right, even if his magic formula somehow protected her from the radiation, unless she could escape from this bunker she would starve to death. Nancy felt a wave of heat descend into the bunker, her expensive wedding gown quickly became soaked in sweat. She continued to strain, but then found herself slowly drifting off to sleep. NOV 1, 1959 - 3:30 PM Nancy woke up and thought it odd that the lights were still on. She felt light headed and weak. "I've got to get out of here!" she mumbled. For several minutes she strained against the straps. They sounded as if they were being stressed more, like they were getting closer to breaking. "Must of gotten damaged by that heat!" Again sleep found her. NOV 9, 1959 - 10:00 AM She woke up to darkness, "I guess the Army forgot to pay their light bills!" Felling much better than before, Nancy summoned all of her strength and strained to free her arms. Unseen by her, the biceps on her arms had grown to nearly a foot in circumference. With a sudden and unexpected "snap" her right arm became free. "Muscles of a small boy! I'm coming for you, you old fool!" But before Nancy could take any other action she found herself falling asleep. NOV 22, 1959 - 5:20 PM Nancy found herself still on the table, but now her right arm was free. She felt around her bonds and found them to be pad-locked. "Well doctor, you weren't taking any chances! Since I just broke a strap that was built to hold a gorilla, maybe you weren't so smart!" She screamed with rage as she felt her strength surge and was rewarded with a second snap as her left arm came free. As she started to reach for the straps which held her legs she felt the now familiar wave of sleep descend upon her. FEB 7, 1960 - 8:45 AM "This is getting old real fast, I think the drugs my soon-to-be ex-husband cooked up are doing nothing but put me to sleep. But this is weird, every time I am awake I feel better. You'd think by now I'd be thirsty at least. At least it's not as hot as it was." Nancy reached down and ripped the straps from her legs with only a moderate amount of effort, not knowing that her arms had grown to fourteen inches. "The Army sure got ripped off, these straps couldn't hold a horny teenage girl, let alone a gorilla! Now it's time for me to have a nice talk with my loving husband." As Nancy got off of the table and started to feel for the door she felt a sudden stab of weakness and fell to the bare concrete floor. AUG 16, 1960 - 2:16 PM Nancy rose from the floor and stumbled into the steel-bar gate. With an almost animal-like snarl she pulled at the bars, slowly bending them apart. In the pure darkness Nancy could not see the ripples of muscle which exploded along the length of her body. And in her rage she could not hear the many tearing sounds which came from the remains of her once all-white wedding dress. Moments later sleep consumed her. MAY 9, 1961 - 4:20 AM It was some kind of solid-metal security-door, that was what she guessed. Her angry fists seemed to be making headway, though she thought she could feel her warm blood splattering on the floor. "I will not be stopped!" she screamed over and over as the meaty slams of her fits continued. Her mind drifted in and out of focus, something was wrong, something about what she was doing or had done. But her anger fueled her strength. As the door seemed to be giving way Nancy felt the familiar pressure to sleep return. DEC 11, 1964 - 11:15 AM Beyond the first security door was a long hallway. At the far end of the hallway were two doors, one seemed to be the exit, and was another thick security door, while the other was a simple wooden door that led to a small bathroom. Nancy felt around until she discovered the familiar round ceramic shape of a light switch. When she flipped the stiff switch two incandescent lamps came on, but one instantly popped in a sudden blue-white flash. Looking around the bathroom she spotted a janitor's closet. Her fevered search revealed only soap, toilet-paper, rolls of cloth towels and a partial case of military issue light bulbs. With a small smile she carefully replaced the burned-out bulb. "Well now, things are looking up! I got light and plenty of cold water! I wonder why I'm not dying of thirst? I bet my hands are a mess, with all of that pounding." She was surprised to find no bruises or scars on either hand. She didn't feel her head slam into the sink as she collapsed on the floor. MAR 26, 1971 - 10:55 PM As Nancy rose from the floor she noticed that one of the bulbs had burned out and that one of the sinks had a chunk smashed out of it. "How long have I been sleeping? And what the hell happened to that sink?" Walking to the open closet she was surprised at the layer of duct covering everything. "This is ridiculous! I thought the Army was a lot neater than this!" After she had replaced the burned-out bulb she stripped off her totally shredded wedding gown. "Damm! This looks like I was wrestling a team of mechanics! How did all of this get torn!" Nancy took a good look at her body, "Everything looks OK, though these lights really pick out my muscles. Must be an Army thing, make the guys feel tuff!" She flexed her now sixteen-inch arms, "This is a neat trick, I've never seen arms like this, not even on those girls in the Police Gazette." With but a moment of warning, Nancy sat down on the floor. JUL 1, 1978 - 2:30 AM Once again Nancy pounded on a security door, though this one seemed not quite as solid as the first one was. "The blast must have already weakened this one, that must mean I'm getting closer to the real exit!" She stepped back and kicked the door down, "Hey! This isn't funny ..." she mumbled as she fell face first onto the broken door. APR 19, 1986 - 6:15 PM Before she started up the stairs, Nancy went back to the janitor's closet to wrap herself in the cloth towel roll. "I sure hope this towel is better quality than those light bulbs! They keep burning out over night. Hey, I bet the radiation damaged them. But shouldn't I have felt something by now? Or did that old fool actually make a drug that protects you from radiation? Hey! Wait just a second!", Nancy looked at herself in the mirror, "Olga knew an awful lot about my husband. I bet she knew that he was working on this drug. Hell's bells Nancy girl, you got yourself conned by that Russian bitch! I bet she's got a bunch of plans all ready if the gullible farm-girl act failed. Oh Jeremy! What have I done! I've got to get out of here and warn you, it's the least I can do!" She didn't make it to the bathroom door before she collapsed. JAN 27, 1993 - 10:30 AM Nancy had fished several packs of matches from the ashtrays in the rest room. The roll of toilet-paper stuck on a broom-handle made a poor and to short-lived torch, but it was all she had. Besides, she seemed to have more than enough toilet-paper. In the sputtering light she saw the final door. "Well, now I know where all my tax dollars went. It's a god-dammed bank-vault! That has to be at least three feet thick or I'm a wooden dummy. Wait! It's got some kind of electric motor! Sure, there was no way my little Jeremy could open and close this door by himself." In the dim light of her improvised torch Nancy spotted a small control panel. "Let me guess, I bet I want to push the one that is marked OPEN!" One soft click and then a sudden burst of flame as the motor exploded and melted. Only then did Nancy spot the tell-tail trail of rust. "Water got in! But how could that motor have gotten rusted solid in just a couple of days?" Sleep returned. SEP 10, 1999 - 4:05 PM She pulled against the gears, feeling them slowly work free and start to turn. Her torch had gone out while she was sleeping, but Nancy remembered the room clearly enough. "I don't have to open the door all of the way, just enough for me to slip through!" For several minutes the metal gears groaned and complained as Nancy forced them into movement, her muscular arms swelling up over eighteen inches. In the darkness she could see a thin slit of faint light slowly grow wider. When she felt that the opening had grown big enough, Nancy stood up, and promptly fell down. MAY 21, 2005 - 10:19 PM The cool wind felt fantastic, Nancy looked around trying to spot a familiar landmark. "Can't recognize anything in the dark, but there's lights way over there, that must be where the Army base is!" Nancy started toward the lights, picking her way around blocks of concrete and metal. "I don't remember all of this junk being out here! I bet the atom-blast threw tons of stuff around." Several hours later Nancy came to a tall chain-link fence. In the dark Nancy didn't notice the razor-wire at the top of the fence or the "DANGER RADIATION" sign. Another hour brought her to a slightly shorter chain-link fence that she climbed over with ease. May 22, 2005 - 8:26 PM By now Nancy could make out individual buildings, "Too small for offices or barracks, that must be on-base housing. Great! I can barge in on some general!" After another two hours she came to a cinder-block wall. On the other side she could hear music, but it was unlike any she had heard before. Another quick climb and Nancy was in the back yard. Walking up to the first window she saw, Nancy peered in, trying to figure out who lived here. "What the hell! That guy has hooked up his type-writer to a weird looking TV! And why does he keep rubbing soap on that hot pad?" For several minutes Nancy watched, puzzled and somehow excited by what she saw, "Those women, they've got muscles, but not like a man, these are sexy! This must be some kind of secret Army thing, but how could you keep an army of women who look like the sister's of Hercules a secret?" Nancy moved away from the window and over to the back door, but before she could knock she was claimed by sleep. Brad was working through another long Google search, pictures off Kay Baxter were so hard to find, when he heard something slam into his back door. "What the hell are those cats up to now!" Jumping up, he ran over to the glass and screen door to discover a woman, wrapped up like a mummy, sleeping on top of the cat dish. "This isn't a good sign", Brad slowly opened the door and examined the body. "This lady is into some big-time weight-lifting, she's massive but not in a juiced-up way!" he noticed the dirt on her bare feet and the clear trail back to his window. "OK, a pro-level body-builder that I've never seen before, was standing by my window, watching me download pictures of muscle babes, wrapped up in the very long towel, and decided that my cat dish would make a great pillow. Sure. Happens all the time." Brad reached down and started to drag her into the house. "Well, they do say that muscle is pretty heavy! But this is getting a little ridiculous!" After several minutes of grunting, Brad managed to get Nancy onto his couch. MAY 22, 2005 - 10:15 PM Nancy slowly woke up, but this time she felt different, almost as if a tension she had been fighting was finally gone. As she opened her eyes she noticed the guy from the window watching her. "Hi there, I hope you're feeling better. I made you some hot chocolate milk, want some?" asked Brad. For the first time in weeks Nancy actually felt hungry and thirsty, "Yes please, that sounds fantastic." Unable to control herself, Nancy drank the entire glass in one shot. "More please!" she begged. As Brad walked out to the kitchen Nancy looked around the room. She leaned over after spotting a stack of magazines. "No! This is some kind of joke! No, this can't be right!" Brad heard her talking to herself, she seemed very upset about something. "Yeah, sounds more and more like some prima- donna got lost. Too bad, she's quite a babe, face like an angel with a hard-core body. Just like I like 'em." When Brad returned to the living room he found Nancy staring at magazines. "Is there something wrong with my reading selection?" he asked. Nancy looked up to him and he saw the fear, the terror in her eyes. "What is the date?" she whispered. "Well, it's May twenty-something. Do you have an appointment you need to get to?" Those eyes, he thought, the eyes of the lost. "What year?" she whispered so softly he could barely hear her. "It's 2005." She slumped back so hard Brad thought she was going to pass out again. "OK, what year do you think it should be?" he asked. Nancy looked up at him and sobbed "1949!" She took the second glass from him and downed it, "That's really good, I'm amazed you can cook this up so quick!" He looked down at the empty glass, "Well, that's what it is, it's powdered. You never had this before?" She nodded slowly. "My name is Nancy Benson, the wife of Professor Jeremy Benson. He's a big scientist over on the Army base doing stuff for the Atom Bomb program." "Ms Benson, the Army base was closed down decades ago, right after we got out of 'Nam. All that's left is the sealed off area where they tested a couple of small nuclear bombs. Look, we can Google him if you want, OK?" Brad smiled and pointed towards his bedroom. For some reason he just wasn't reaching her, she clearly spoke English, but nothing was connecting. After a few moments she seemed to have made up her mind. Nancy suddenly stood up, Brad couldn't help but notice the quick flash of muscle as she moved, "I'll have to trust you, I don't know what's going on, but I want to gaggle my husband! Though a phone call might work better." "Oh, why don't you use the phone right there!" Brad said as he pointed to his NFL football-phone. Nancy looked at the phone as if were some kind alien device. She picked it up, looking in vain for a recognizable dial. Finally Brad reached over and lifted the receiver, handing it to her. For a moment she stared at it. "Oh! You push these tiny buttons! How clever, you replaced the dial with buttons! It's interesting, but I don't think people will like to change from what they're used to." Brad could only stand there in stunned silence as she slowly called her husband's number. This lady was crazed, that's for sure. And that was sad, 'cause she was really hot. "What do you mean that you've had this number for twenty years? That can't be true! It was our number, my number just a week or two ago. Yes, I understand. I should try 411? What's a 411? Oh! Operator assistance. Yes. Sorry to bother you." After several minutes Nancy put the phone down. "Please, can we try your gaggle?" As he sat down at his desk Brad muttered, "It's Google, not gaggle. You make it sound like a bunch of birds." Back on line he ran the obvious search for "Jeremy Benson". After ignoring the porno links he finally found a useful reference, "Here we go! Doctor Jeremy Benson, won a bunch of prizes, invented stuff, lost his first wife, they don't say how, looks like he remarried, had a couple of kids, but him and his second wife got killed in a traffic accident in Paris. That was in 1967. This can't be your husband, though it does say he worked for the Department of War on something called BRR, also known as bio-radiation-regeneration." "Are there any pictures in your magic TV?" she whispered. Brad looked back at her, "Sure, here's one of him and his second wife." Brad turned to her after hearing her gasp. "It's Olga! That bitch, she was her own back-up plan. Poor Jeremy, you never had a chance. When did he marry her?" Brad jumped back to the prior page, "It says here they got married in 1962. She looks more like a Russian farm-girl than the math expert this says she was. I wonder what his first wife looked like. That's tragic, it says that his first wife vanished less than a year after they were married. No trace of her body was ever found. Here's a picture of her." Brad could only stare at the screen for several minutes, then slowly he turned to face Nancy. "This is your mother, or your grand-mother? The face is the same, but she would need five to ten years of super heavy-duty workouts to make her body match yours. A different guy wouldn't know that, but I'm one of those who are into women with muscle. You had me going for a moment, but whatever weird scam you're doing just fell apart. Which is really sad, because you are one really great looking lady. If you don't have a cell you can use my phone again to make a real phone call. " Nancy looked down, and after a moment she began to tremble, "His drug did this to me, all that time I was sleeping, it somehow kept me alive. At first all I wanted to do was escape that bunker, find him, and kill him with my bare hands. I had met Olga and she filled my head with the glory of the working class. She was a Soviet agent and she was pretty good at her job. I even learned some special exercise programs that made me more dangerous. Who knows what the Soviet Union is doing now with the information she stole from dear Jeremy." She looked up at Brad. "I don't know how to tell you this, but the Soviet Union collapsed years ago. Everyone says it was Ronald Reagon and his Star Wars plan. Are you still trying to tell me that you're this lady in the picture? You had some secret drug used on you that make you sleep away the years and turned you into an amazon?" Brad sat back, unable to stop himself from trying to memorize every ripple of muscle on her arms. "Hollywood had a war? I'm getting very confused. It looks like I'm a long way from home with no way to get back." Nancy smiled at Brad and pulled back her hair, "So, you like women with a little muscle? This kind of thing was pretty rare, but I guess things change. All of my family, all of my friends are gone. I don't know how to ask this, but I really need some help." She looked down at the towel wrapped around her body. "First thing, I'd like to get some real clothes. I can't pay you, all I have is this," Nancy took off her wedding ring and handed it to Brad. Brad took the ring, glanced at it, and was about to tell her that her scam wasn't going to work, when he noticed something odd about the ring. He recognized the design and style of the ring, it was exactly the same as his grandmother's wedding ring, right down to the weird leaf-like bands that held the diamond in place. Slowly, Brad turned the ring over in his hand to read the inscription "JWB-NEB 12/14/1948" Even the lettering was as he remembered from his grandmother's ring. If this was a scam, it was beyond anything he could imagine. He turned to his computer, "I'd like to ask you a few questions." An hour later Brad was convinced. She had known every thing, the name of the local mayor, the base commander, the governor, recent movies, what the weather had been, the price of bread, even the secret name for the atom bomb test. She answered all of his questions as if she really had been living in 1949. Hundred of random questions, all answered correctly. As time passed Brad began to believe, and Nancy began to relax. When the hour was over they looked at each other in silence. "I've got some cloths in a box, they're leftover from an ex-girlfriend. Mary-Ann was a big, strong red-head who was more into country music and bikers than guys like me. I think some of it will fit." Brad got up, rooted around the bottom of his closet and dragged out a large cardboard box. Nancy walked over, playfully showing off her strength by picking the box up with one hand and walking into Brad's bathroom. Brad suddenly remembered that he needed to clean up the kitchen. Nancy closed the bathroom door and looked at herself in the mirror, "Not bad for an old lady, but what am I going to do now? Hmmm, some of these clothes are brand-new. I know what these are, I bet Brad bought these for his ex-girlfriend and she refused to wear them. Hey, some of them still have the price-tags on them. I like this underwear, it's nice to see some things have improved. Now these are like what some of those women Brad was looking at wore. Oh why not, I want this guy to like me, and you know, I'm starting to like him. Figure I'd have to sleep fifty years to find someone I can get interested in." Nancy picked up a pair of leather pants and a plain black top that felt very interesting. "Wow," Brad thought to himself, "This is by far the most interesting Friday night of my life. Things like this do not happen, not to guys like me. Hell, they don't happen to anyone!" He continued to clean up and had just finished when he heard footsteps behind him. Turning around he saw Nancy walk into the kitchen, dressed all in black. For a few moments she just stood there, slowly rocking from one foot to another, the waves of muscular ripples making the leather pants creak like stressed rope. Every breath drew attention to her perfect breasts that were highlighted by the stretch-material of the gloss-black muscle-shirt. The four-inch heels Nancy wore brought her eyes two inches above his. The dark-red lipstick was a color that he thought never really looked good on Mary-Ann, but on Nancy it was perfect. Nancy smiled, "I know where I want to go, but we can talk about that tomorrow," she stepped towards Brad until she was a fraction of an inch away from him, "But tonight I just need to be with someone who accepts me for what I am, OK?" Brad smelled the soap from her freshly-washed skin and something else, something faintly electric. "The lady get what she wants," whispered Brad as he spotted the hunger in her eyes. MAY 23, 2005 - 9:43 AM Her request was not unexpected. It took Brad nearly ten minutes to Google the location of her husbands grave. He was surprised that both her husband and his second wife had been buried locally. It really didn't make sense, they were living in New York at the time of their death. Why would Nancy's husband have made arrangements to have himself buried in Nevada? The only thing Brad could guess is that the arrangements had been made while the good doctor was working on the now-closed Army base and never bothered to update things. Brad smiled, sounds just like an absent-minded professor. So now he found himself standing on a grassy hill, surrounded by tomb-stones. Thankfully the woman at the gate had a map she could give Nancy. In front of Brad stood an ornately carved block of stone with Jeremy and Olga Benson's names on it. "Why is his tomb-stone so thick? It's almost like a cube than a slab all of the other one's are like" Brad pointed to one of the sides, "And what's up with that? It looks like a hand-print carved into the stone." Nancy looked at the carving, "It doesn't look human, more like an animal. Why would Jeremy have that?" "Animal, a gorilla perhaps. Hey, there's one on both sides! Well, it would have taken a bunch of gorillas to move this thing." Brad looked closer at the stone, "Oh, here's how it was done, this thing is made up of more than one piece. See this seam? Nice workmanship, the carving hides it." "A gorilla? I don't think even a frenzied gorilla could pick that up." Nancy smiled, "It's a message that only I'd understand. But there's only one way to find out." She stepped up to the tomb-stone, put one hand over each of the carvings and started to lift. Brad spun around, making sure that nobody was looking. Turning back to Nancy he watch her body explode with muscle as she slowly lifted to top half of the stone. "Hey! There's something inside the block, it looks like some kind of metal box!" He carefully reached in and pulled the small metal box from its' resting place. "OK, I've got the box, put the stone down." "Go ahead, I know you want to feel them! They're pretty pumped right now," whispered Nancy, "This isn't as hard as it looks. But don't take too long, we are in the middle of a cemetery!" Brad stood close to her and ran his hand along her arm, every one of her muscles felt as hard as the stone she was lifting. It was as if some master-artist had carved a perfect arm. While Nancy was not as massive as some of the monsters Brad had downloaded, her muscles looked more developed, more refined. After a few minutes he gave her a nod and she slipped the stone back into place. As Nancy turned towards Brad she saw that he had managed to work open the small metal box. He lifted a letter, the paper crisp with age, out of the box and handed it to her, "You have mail!" MAY 23, 2005 - 4:10 PM "My dear Nancy, if you are reading this then my final calculations were correct. You have indeed outlived me and were transformed by the radiation into a highly enhanced form of human. Lovely Olga introduced herself to me several months after you last saw me and explained to me all of the reasons you were acting the way you had. If only she had communicated to me earlier all of this would have been cleared up. It seems that her father had been a leading scientist in the Soviet's nuclear program and had actually developed a formula similar to mine using information stolen from one of my earlier experiments. He had managed to create enough of the formula for a single dose. When a lab experiment exposed them both to a lethal dose of radiation he did what any father would do. He died without knowing if he had saved his only daughter." "Olga fell asleep for three days while her body fought the radiation, the dosage used was much less than I injected into you. When she woke up she had only one steel door to break through to find her freedom. Once she left the area of high radiation her body stopped adapting. The authorities accepted her tale of damaged material, the idea of a young woman ripping down a six-inch thick metal door never entered their minds. With her father dead Olga entered into the Soviet sports training program, with the help of several party officials who were happy to see her move on. She kept her enhanced strength a secret and used her new contacts and freedom to travel to search for the source of the information that her father had used. Olga was looking for me." "Eventually she found me and made up an overly-complex plan to gather more information about my work. That was when you were recruited. Olga never really wanted you to kill me, just find a way to steal my lab results. When I finally confessed what I had done to you she agreed to marry me in order to help me continue my work. My formula that I used on you was a more advanced version than that used on Olga. Based of my most recent calculations, you are alive even as I write this. While I can not predict exactly how long it will take for your body to become strong enough to escape, it is only a matter of time. Sadly, my young ex-bride, time is not on my side, and I am not talking about my advancing age. No, Olga and I seem to have become marked for assassination." "On the back of this letter are the instructions to recover the first of several gifts I have left you. Olga suggests that you find someone to assist you if possible, but be very careful. We don't really know the identities of those who wish to kill us, or why, but they seem to be targeting everyone who came in contact with my anti-radiation formula. Thankfully they will have no idea that you exist. Please forgive me if you can for making you the Bride of the Atom." Nancy cried for nearly an hour while Brad searched the web for references to the strange words that were written on the back of the letter. Nothing seems to connect. He sat in front of his computer, turning the box over in his hands, trying to think like a man who grew up fifty years ago. Suddenly Brad noticed that the bottom of the metal box was slightly thicker than the sides. Not enough for a true false bottom, but thicker than it had a reason to be. Looking inside of the box he saw nothing unusual, but when he brought the box close to his face he smelled something both familiar and totally out-of-place. "Wax? This smells like candles!" Brad got up and went into the kitchen, setting the oven to one hundred degrees. Not to hot to burn anything, but hotter than the box would have gotten inside of the thick stone cube. He put the metal box in upside-down and waited. A few minutes later he was rewarded by a metallic clang as a metal plate fell free from the box. Nancy came into the kitchen to see what his victory yells were about. Hidden by the metal plate, covered in white wax, there was a second letter. Nancy took the letter from him, "This looks like directions to a church, something about a statue in the garden. Jeremy must have hidden the real clue. I am amazed you figured this out! How did you do it?" Brad waved the back of the original letter towards her, "I couldn't find a reference to any of these words, so I figured they were fake, then I noticed the smell of wax." Nancy took the first letter from him and then started to laugh. "OK, what's so funny?" asked Brad. "These words aren't fake, they're brand names for some of the candles they sell ... or used to sell on the base exchange. I guess your magic box doesn't know everything. Jeremy was so focused on my muscle development that he forgot my lack of brain development. I never would have figured out that a list of candles meant that I was to heat up the box. I'm lucky to have you helping me." Brad smiled and was about to say something when he noticed a dark blur in the backyard rushing towards the back door. With a crash the glass and metal door was shattered as a slim oriental woman smashed her way into the house. "You must not search for Dr. Benson's formula, we can not allow that!" Before Brad could react he felt himself lifted and thrown into the front room. Picking himself up he looked around for a weapon. For a moment he touched the fireplace poker, "Yeah right, like that ever worked in the movies! Wait! The wand of doom!" Brad bent over and pulled his special baseball bat from under the couch. Years ago he had taken a standard metal bat, drilled a hole in the handle, and filled it with concrete. At the time it seemed to be a good idea. From the kitchen he could hear the sounds of continued fighting. Running back into the kitchen with the WOD in his hands, Brad found the small oriental woman locked in combat with Nancy. For just a second he paused to admire the way Nancy's muscles were bulging with effort. However, this woman was a threat that had to be dealt with. It took Brad three blows with the Wand of Doom before he could see any change, the first two bounced off the oriental woman as if he was swinging a kid's foam bat. The third blow seemed to knock something loose in the back of her head, but instead of blood, Brad found himself looking at some kind of access panel. "What the hell, she's got a USB port!" With a sigh of disbelief he reached over and pushed the clearly labeled reset button. The woman continued to struggle with Nancy for a few seconds, then she went "beep" two times and stood up. "I saw you," muttered Nancy, "You hesitated before you bashed this bitch. But at least you eventually came to my rescue, thanks. Now, what the heck is this? Is she a machine?" She poked the oriental woman hard in the stomach, "I think you'd like her, she's hard as steel and almost as strong as me." Brad shook his head and commanded the robot woman to follow him. He wasn't too surprised when she actually came with him into his bedroom. Nancy took the WOD from him and stood guard as he found a USB cable to connect his computer to the robot. "Why am I not surprised," he muttered to himself, "Windows XP comes with a built-in driver, she's plug-n-play! I can talk to this thing. Wonderful!" "Would you please speak English! If you can't get anything useful from this steel bitch I'm starting batting practice!", warned Nancy. "She's just a computer controlled machine ... a machine that just happens to look like a Japanese school-girl. My computer can see her as if she were an external storage device. These folders represent different parts of her system. The military is working on combat robot, though those use guns and don't look like they walked out of a porno movie. OK, here's something I need to do!" Brad quickly changed several values in a control file, which was stored in a format that Notepad could open. From the back of the robot another panel fell open. Brad carefully removed a small, red plastic box. "Better put something in the circuit, just in case." He unhooked two wires from the plastic box and connected them to a small door-bell buzzer he had in his junk box. "That was a good call, something was getting bothered that her self-destruct bomb had been removed. We just got real lucky, she was set to blow up if she came up against someone like you that was stronger than her. Better still, this thing is more like a missile than a assassin. Nobody expects her to report in, so nobody will miss her." "What if they launch more missiles? Are we safe here?" Nancy asked. Ben shock his head, "That would be the bad news. My searches must have triggered something. For better or worse, we're now on the run. I think we'll be safe until dark. That'll give us time to load up the Mystery Van and setup some parting gifts." MAY 23,2005 - 11:30 PM With the supple grace of a world-class gymnast, a second female robot stepped through the broken back door. Her infra-red vision showed a single human-shaped hot-spot in the bedroom. As she silently made her way down the hallway her sensors failed to detect the thin stands of nylon thread which criss-crossed the hall. The robot froze at the small mechanical sound next to her, but then five pounds of plastic explosive created hell inches from her belly, which generated it's own fireball of destruction. A faint ringing sound could be heard coming from the first robot as it lay on Brad's bed, covered with an electric-blanket. Less than an hour later Brad's house was smoldering wreckage. <><><> Chapter Two - Trial Of The Atom <><><> MAY 28, 2005 - 5:52 AM Brad moved the van slowly along the dirt and gravel road, in the distance he could see the lights from the traffic jam. "I'm glad we got off the fifteen, that was driving me crazy." he muttered to himself. He glanced to the passenger seat where Nancy, the mystery woman with the atomic-powered muscles, slept a deep but normal sleep. Brad felt the tension pressing down on him, panic was a small animal tearing into his gut as he tried to follow driving directions that had been given to him over ten years ago. With the proper fuses pulled no lights cam from the van, but in the moon-light he could make out the rough trail, road was too grand a term for it, as it snaked towards empty land. Somewhere, out there, Brad hoped to find his best friend from high-school. Lee Miller was the one nobody talked about at reunions any more. An early victim of the dot-com bubble, he had vanished in the nineties, becoming a hermit or perhaps even a "survivalist". But before he left town he had given Brad instructions on how to reach him, just in case "something" went wrong. Up ahead Brad spotted a weather-worn road-sign, identical to all of the others he had seen except for one small detail. On one of the painted arrows was a small industrial-looking logo. Brad smiled, it had been a long time since he had seen the logo from his high-school band, "Johnny Electric and the Solenoids". Brad stopped the van and got out, he noticed that the flat-brown paint on his van made it nearly invisible. Walking out to where the "special" arrow pointed he found a slab of concrete nearly flush with the surrounding dirt. It looked like it had not been moved in years. Finding a ring to lift it, Brad strained until he saw red stars. He stepped back only to bump into something unmoveable. "Did you find something Brad? Maybe a marker or a message from you mysterious friend?" Nancy asked as she reached past him and casually lifted the concrete slab. Brad noted that while the block looked slightly larger than the grave-stone she had lifted before, she was making less effort. Had Nancy gotten stronger since her battle with the school-girl robot? Nancy tossed the slab a short distance away, Brad felt the vibration from the impact through his shoes. "Look Brad! You get a metal box too!" exclaimed Nancy as she reached in to grab the box. "Wait Nancy!" yelled Brad, "Lee was more than a little paranoid right before he left, let's take a closer look." As Brad bent close he noticed several thin wires running from the box to several packages that seemed to be covered in thick wax paper. Running his fingers along one wire, he rubbed off some of the material that made the wires flat black. Brad smiled, "Lee was always a James Bond fan, but more for the spy tricks than the girls. See here? If we had just pulled the box up those wires would have pulled out the stoppers of those bottles and poured water into the tears covering that block there." Bending down with Brad, Nancy shined her flashlight on the large block of material at the bottom of the concrete box. "So what, something gets wet. It isn't like it's a bomb or anything, right?" Brad stated carefully snipping wires, "We were a little wild in high- school. Lee was a little more into chemistry and physics while I was going to be Bill Gates. One stunt that would have gotten him kicked out, if they has ever figured out who it was, was the exploding toilet trick he pulled just as a faculty meeting was having a break. It's actually a very easy trick, all you need is a small amount of pure potassium. Say, about a hundred times smaller than that block there!" Nancy stepped back. "If you don't mind, could you put the lid back on? We need to hide the fact that we're here as much as we can." MAY 28, 2005 - 1:25 PM A slight wind had picked up, making the visibility almost as poor as it had been early in the morning. The heat had drained Brad of all energy hours ago, while Nancy actually looked better, as if the heat were giving her strength. Brad smiled at that idea, with the van nearly out of gas, Nancy might have to carry him out of the desert. Directly ahead of them were two cinder-block and metal buildings. One looked like a small cabin while the other seemed to be a storage shed just big enough for him the park the van inside. With a nod towards Brad, Nancy grabbed the concrete-filled metal bat Brad had named the "Wand of Doom" and started moving towards the cabin. Brad carefully drove the van out of the blistering sun and into the shed. Because the shed was so narrow, he had to exit the van from the back doors. Forcing the shed's doors shut, he turned and walked to the cabin where Nancy stood waiting. "Looks like someone was here not too long ago, the floor is swept clean and there are some boxes of survival rations sitting on a table next to a cooler." Brad walked into the cabin, looking at the clean but Spartan furnishings. "What's in the cooler?" Brad asked. Nancy opened the cooler and brought out two bottles, small crystals of ice fell off and instantly turned to water as they hit the hot floor. "There's no bottle opener, and these aren't twist off, but I don't think that'll be a problem," Nancy smiled as she effortlessly popped the lids off of the bottles and held one to Brad, who smiled. "Delaware Punch, now I know Lee is around and watching us. I used to love this stuff when I was a kid, but you can't find it anymore." "Hey Brad, ever try that thing called the Internet?" Brad and Nancy spun around to find a slim blond-hared man watching them from the doorway which should have led to a bathroom. It took Brad a few seconds to recognize his old friend Lee Miller, for some reason he was reminded of the Russian agent on Man From Uncle. Nancy was still staring at the large and very ugly gun he had been pointing at them. "Good job stashing the van, I'd left the shed open so you could do that. When I watched your lady-friend toss that two-hundred-pound reinforced concrete lid around like it was a Frisbee I figured you had jacked a fembot, but IR and EMP scans tell me she is all woman." Brad smiled, "Lee, may I introduce to you Nancy Benson, wife to the late Dr. Jeremy Benson. Mrs. Benson, this is my good, if somewhat overly mysterious, friend from high-school Lee Miller. Lee, what's with all the cloak-and-dagger stuff, you made it sound like you have a secret base, not just a one-room shack that's missing a bathroom." Lee smiled and waved the two into the empty bathroom, Nancy picked up the cooler. Once inside, Lee closed the door and waved his hands in the air. From a distance there came the sound of mechanical pumps, but the moving floor itself was silent. "It took a couple of years to make all of the modifications, even longer to make all records of this base go away. But nobody really guards records of bases closed back in the sixties with a lot of effort. What we're in right now was one of two missile silos. In this one I keep mostly supplies and stuff. The other silo contains my living quarters and workshops." As the lift reached the middle of the silo it slowed to a halt. On the metal platform stood a tall, pale woman with long black hair and large eyes with pitch-black pupils. What Brad at first thought were a complex series of tattoos turned out to be a large collection a scars running along her arms and legs. While she seemed unarmed, she wore a pair of unusually thick metal gloves. "This is Lana, I've never discovered if she has a last name. I found her in Vegas in one of those dark alleys which you can see near certain casinos. She must have looked like a run-a-way just ripe for a gang-rape. Well, the six guys who followed her into that alley make a good effort, she had scars that took weeks to heal. But when I walked up she was the only one standing. I don't know why she came with me, she never speaks and I can't get her to write. The silver necklace she wore is only reason I'm sure her name is Lana." As they started to walk off of the platform Lee said, "Lana, this is Brad, he is the old friend I told you about. His friend Nancy is our guest and may have some things in common with you. Make both of them comfortable while they are here." For a moment Lana's hand flew into a series of gestures. Lee replied with similar gestures. Brad stared for a moment and then muttered "Sign language, you taught her sign language?" Lee turned his head towards Brad, "Actually, she already knew it. I'm the one having to learn. She knows a lot of interesting things. Some of them are kinda scary. We travel to Vegas a couple times a month for supplies or for me to sell my products. My last trip was a couple days ago. We were attacked by some kind of advanced combat mech. Lana kept it busy until I could drop it with an EMP grenade." "Where the hell did you get a working EMP grenade? " asked Brad. Lee smiled as he opened the door to his workshop, "They're one of the products I make. I build weapons, very expensive weapons." From the back of the workshop came a small woman dressed in a lab coat. Both Brad and Nancy stopped as she came into view. Lee took the cold Coke from the fembot's hands, "She's completely rewired and reprogrammed. Her original command core, after I stripped it of information, now lies under hundreds of feet of salt-water in the Gulf of Mexico. I now own the best looking automatic room cleaning robot in North America." Nancy waved at the fembot and Lana, "With company like this I don't blame you living away from the city." Lee starting laughing, "Well, the fembot lacks certain ... parts. And Lana is ... well ... complicated I guess. But the real reason I'm out here is because of what I do. Having no neighbors for nearly a hundred miles makes it very easy for me to test my products before I sell them. Wait a second! How is it that both of you knew what the fembot was before I told you?" Nancy whacked the WOD into her palm, "Because we met one and turned it into scrap, that's why!" "One of these things came to my house and would have killed my if Nancy hadn't been there. Between the two of us we disabled it and I downloaded all of it's files. We set a booby-trap which went off, according to the news, so I guess we might have taken a second one out." Brad smiled as he removed a string of thumb-drives from around his neck, "I'm glad I got the water-proof ones 'cause I've been sweating like a race-horse." He tossed the chain of drives to Lee, for an instant they looked like nothing more than a primitive necklace made of the teeth of a monster. Lee looked at the high-tech necklace, "Lana, please take our good friends to the guest quarters and make them comfortable, they have brought me a gift a great value! I don't know what's going on Brad, but you'll need friends to ride out this storm!" MAY 28, 2005 - 3:00 PM Brad didn't know where Nancy had gone to, but the cool spray from the shower had been worth waiting for. Out of respect for his host, Brad was trying to use only a minimal amount of water. As he reached out to turn off the water he felt a slim female hand stop him. He turned to find Lana next to him, silent as before. She had stripped bare, revealing an astonishing array of scars. Gently, she pushed him aside to let the flow of the water cover her head and body. As she lathered up her long black hair Brad enjoyed the play of muscle and tendon under her thin pale skin. Lana's muscles were not massively powerful like Nancy, she looked more like a prima-ballerina who could leg-press a ton and look graceful doing it. As Brad picked up the wet bar of soap, his nervousness made it shoot up out of his hand and bounce off of the shower head. Lana grabbed the bar with a snake-quick motion which somehow left her facing Brad. Lana looked directly into Brad's eyes, her face totally free of any emotion. As she put the bar of soap down he glanced at her arm to watch the subtle play of muscle. Her eyes followed his. Brad saw her arm slowly raise up, her hand slowly forming into a tight fist. She stepped closer to him, pressing him back onto the wet tile wall of the shower. He could feel the heat of her body. Brad took his still- soapy hands and started to rub her flexed arm. It felt as if she were straining even harder. Lana pushed harder, he felt pinned against the wall by her slim, strong body. His vision began to blur as the pressure increased. Somehow, they had joined, and now both of her arms were wrapped around him. Brad felt himself slowly blacking out, the pressure created by the tall, slim woman was far beyond anything he pictured her being able to produce. For a moment he did black out. He found himself, cleaned and dried, on top the guest bed, and covered by a warm towel. Lana entered from the bathroom, her long black hair freshly shampooed and combed out. He started to say something when she placed finger on lips, leaned over, and said, "Thank you." So, she could talk after all. Brad vowed to himself to keep her secret. It was only later that he wondered why she had a faint Russian accent. JUNE 9, 2005 - 9:36 PM Brad had parked his van two blocks away from the address. The area was far enough away from the strip it to look almost like a normal light-industrial area in any city. However, Los Vegas wasn't just any city. There was more traffic that he would have liked, on the other hand, if there had been no traffic then his van would have stood out more than it already did. Lee had come up with a couple of magnetic signs which made Brad's van more "industrial". Though Brad was sure he remembered the name "Yoyodyne" from someplace. Thankfully he was in a city were it was more common to have an out-of-state license plate than not. The run-down warehouse matched the address Lee had given him. Time to play spy. Lee had managed to extract some very interesting information from the fembot files. For one thing, it seemed that the one they had disabled had been used in some kind of kinky party before being programmed to be a killer. Lee had mumbled the name "Donna Matrix", but that had meant nothing to Brad. Evidently, the robots had a "fetbot" mode where they became quite aggressive and controlling. The school-girl outfits could do double-duty it seemed. Another file turned out to be a master target list. The warehouse in front of Brad had been on the list. Taking his time, he climbed up on the roof of the building next door. Lee had said he should hide by the air-conditioning equipment where the vented heat would mask his signature. Brad opened the sling-case that contained the hunting-rifle he had been practicing with for a week. He would never give a real sniper any competition, but he felt he could easily hit a target from across the street. It had taken him hours to get used to the night-vision equipment. Lee said that what he was using would be issued to the military within a year or so. Brad knew enough of the subject to enjoy how complex the integration of IR and adaptive-NV could be. Because of the multiple sensor technology, not only could Brad see every person walking down the street, he could also see a heat signature from each one in real-time. Well, from every person except the slim school-girl who was slowly trying to sneak through the sparse desert landscaping. He followed her with the scope, waiting until she had moved to a spot where she would be hidden from the street. That's interesting, she has some kind of weapon. Brad didn't think any normal human could take on one of these robots and have any chance of surviving. So why would the invisible enemy see the need for firepower? This was it! Slowly she began to stand up, the front door her obvious entry point. Brad was slowly squeezing the trigger just as the fembot smashed the heavy door down with one hand, the sudden movement started Brad, causing him to pull the last fraction of an inch needed to fire. There was a sudden crack of the rifle and a momentary flash as the hand-made sabot round punched a hole completely through the fembot's armored skull. The way she smoothly slid down to the walk felt like an anti-climax to Brad. JUNE 9, 2005 - 11:15 PM Taking out the killer robot was just the first part of his job. Leaving the hunting rifle and night-vision equipment in his van, he returned to the warehouse. Now Brad had to enter the building and discover the fembot's target. Debris from the broken door had sprayed over the cheaply furnished office. With his highly-modified 45 in front of him, Brad slowly moved forward. On the wall were posters from old computer games, on one a flight of helicopters were attacking a big tank that had two barrels. "Looks like these guys have seen better days." The hallway that led from the front office led to a strangely painted restroom, a break area filled with small plastic balls, and a near-empty store-room. As he walked into the store-room he thought he smelled faint perfume, but saw nothing of interest. "Nobody's home I guess," he said as he turned to leave. He heard the soft voice behind him, "Afraid be not, hurt you I won't!" Turning around Brad saw a four-foot tall figure emerge from the shadows. In the dim light he could barely make out who it was. Was this a child? No, her face was strange, not quite human, she appeared to have gigantic ears. A flash of light from a passing car revealed her true identity, "You've got to be kidding me! You're the female gremlin from that old movie! Wait a minute, that was a puppet, so what are you really?" With animal quickness she launched herself towards Brad, her slim green arms reaching out to him. Her surprising weight nearly knocked him down, his back slammed against the wall. "Well, you're no puppet that's for sure! This must be some kind of costume!" He managed to twist away, pushing the strange girl over the top of a chair. While she struggled to get to her feet Brad sprinted for the hallway and slammed the thick metal door shut. "OK Miss Gremlin, if you want me you'll have to break down this door!" Brad began to hear something rubbing against the door, "Play games you like! Make me want you more!" he heard her hiss. The door began to shake as the pressure from her tiny form slowly increased. Brad looked around and saw a heavy metal cabinet, "I think she's mixing up her movies, the short green girl with muscles was Miss Piggy." He strained to move the cabinet in front of the store room door. "This thing must weigh hundreds of pounds, no wonder the store room was empty, everything is in here!" The door continued to shake as the pressure continued to increase. Brad stepped back in surprise as one thin green arm forced it's way through the gap in the door way, "Coming lover I am! Make me work hard, want you more I do!" For a moment the gremlin stopped and held up her arm, her tiny fist was dwarfed by the perfectly spherical bicep which exploded into view. "How strong my love is you feel! All woman you need I am!" Brad slowly shook his head in disbelief and reached towards her small but muscular arm. He noticed that her skin felt cool and slick like a lizard. All thought of this being a child inside of a costume vanished when Brad felt the moving hardness of her bicep. "Wow, you are real! Ahh ... do you have a name?" Brad felt the door being forced open by the female gremlin, the thick metal locks splintered, the heavy cabinet slid as if it were made of paper, and his own efforts to push the door closed were overcome as if he was a small child. He was astonished that she was doing this feat of strength one handed, as her other arm remained in view, bicep flexed for his enjoyment. As the door was almost fully open Brad spied a hand sledge hanging from a hook. He snatched it and aimed a blow at the female gremlins head. One hand shot out almost too fast to see and caught the hammer before it hit. "Name is Patricia, lover. Want hit use hand. I stand for you, show you I good woman for you, yes." With that the female gremlin leaped onto a crate and faced Brad, "Now lover! Prove to you I what you want!" In the bright light of the hallway Brad could her clearly. Unlike the stiff puppet from the movie, the creature in front of him now seemed ultra-alive. It was as if each muscle on her body was made up of hundreds of layers of muscle, like an onion, but hard muscle. The slightest movement sent waves of tiny ripples as the many layers flexed and relaxed. With just a little hesitation he reached out and started to examine her. This seemed to be very pleasant for her, as she actively moved and flexed in order to give him the maximum exposure to her muscles. Brad started to use more force, squeezing as hard as he could. This only seemed to arouse the over-sexed creature even more. "OK Patricia, I am now totally confused. Either you are real of I am having a really weird dream. I know! There's something that just doesn't happen in any of my dreams. How would you like to ... say ... go all the way?" The female gremlins eyes grew wide and she pulled back her shoulders, pushing her small but perky breasts towards Brad. "Oh yes, lover! What I do, tell me!" Brad smiled and handed her a crowbar, "All you have to do is tie this in a knot! Then we'll wander back into that store room where it's a little more comfortable." Brad thought to himself, "Right about now is when I should be waking. Any time now. Say ... is that crowbar starting to bend?" The female gremlin took the crowbar in her hands and started to strain. Hundreds of layers of muscle all flexed at once, creating enormous pressure, and causing her body to grow as if air was being pumped into her. The bar started to make odd popping noises as it slowly deformed. Brad reached out and ran his hands along her now massively muscled arms and back. Patricia raised her arms, now bringing her pectoral muscles into play. Without thinking Brad followed the flexing of her muscles and suddenly found himself rubbing his hands on her breasts. "That's incredible muscle control you got there Patricia! I've never seen anything like this outside of a fantasy." "I go slow, first time don't rush! Strong woman good to find, yes?" The female gremlin stopped moving, Brad looked down at her hands, the crowbar was now in a knot. She smiled at him, "Foreplay done, yes? Gentile I promise be!" Patricia dropped the crowbar and reached for his hand. He found himself gently, but firmly led back into the storeroom. Somehow she could read him, she knew what to say and what to do. Plus, she was a creature who should not exist. "OK, I just stopped a killer robot from hurting a creature last seen twenty years ago in a really bad movie. And now I'm getting laid." Patricia looked up and him and cooed, "Reward of hero, yes?" JUNE 10, 2005 - 1:30 AM He staggered out of the warehouse, "Didn't see that one coming!", Brad glanced behind him where Patricia followed. The female gremlin carried the heavy fire-proof filing cabinet as if it were made of thin paper. In the darkness she had become any one of his wildest fantasies, even ones best left in the darkness. He wondered if she could cook, "What the hell am I thinking? Come on Patricia, lets load 'em up and head back to the ranch. Outside of some strange posters of evil-looking bald men armed with chromed-plated hand-guns, this cabinet was the only thing, besides yourself, interesting in that building. I wonder what the others found?" JUNE 10, 2005 - 5:05 AM Brad was tired for many reasons, several of them were wandering around, looking at Lee's collection of books. Lana, who was wearing pale-green robes which made her look more like a vampire than a servant, moved about the group serving drinks and small sandwiches. Nancy was having fun arm-wrestling Patricia the female gremlin. Lee was having an intense conversation with Karla, the large woman Nancy had rescued. Karla looked more like a barbarian queen, wild red hair hanging down to her waist, than the librarian she said she was. And on the table directly in front of Brad was a strange metal globe the size of a bowling-ball. It's surface seemed covered in strange symbols and he was sure that he was seeing faint blue flashes from time to time. Shaking his head Brad said, "OK folks, I've had more than enough of this weirdness for one day. I'm grabbing some sleep. But I'll take this thing for company, maybe it'll make a good night light." Grabbing the orb he climbed down to the main level and over to the room Lee had given him. "Maybe this is some kind of alien artifact left over from the crash of a space ship. Who knows how long it's been stuck here. Either that or it's the float from a demonic toilet." Brad walked into his room, placed the orb on the table by his bed and took off his shirt. "OK orb, I'm not a member of your crew, but I can hear them talking, and they say that you're to activate Emergency Survival Protocols. Begin auto-repair and build back-ups and sensor-grid." With a smile Brad turned towards the bathroom, "Well, that didn't work, so much for the Andre-Norton plan." Closing the door to the bathroom he started to clean himself up. As he was finishing he noticed a bright blue glow coming through the gap in the bottom of the door. After a moment, it faded away. As Brad slowly opened the door he noticed that the orb looked a little different. Instead of being pitted and tarnished, the surface now gleamed as if it were brand new. The random flickers of blue were now a constant flow of blue glows, as if he were watching some large computer, or a round lava-lamp. But the biggest change was that the orb was floating one foot above the surface of the table. "OK, this is different. If I wasn't so dead tired I'd do something. I sure wish I know what the heck you were." "I AM A PERSONAL ENTERTAINMENT DEVICE, STANDARD CRUSE SHIP MODEL THREE" "That's interesting, so what do you do, play games?" Brad muttered to himself, "Great! I've got an intergalactic GameBoy!" "I PROVIDE ACCESS TO THE SHIP'S ENTERTAINMENT LIBRARY." "Well, you don't have a ship or a library, do you?" "NO." "OK, what else can you do?" "I CAN PROJECT PERSISTANT INTERACTIVE SIMULATIONS." Brad thought for a moment. "OK, let's see Anna-Nicole Smith before she put on all that weight." In front of Brad a figure appeared and took shape. "Wow! You captured that look. It's a fantastic picture, almost as if you could touch her." He reached out and felt the warm firmness of her flesh. "That must be what you mean by interactive. Let me guess, when you say persistent you mean she'll stick around without you doing a lot of work, right?" "THAT IS CORRECT, YOU CAN DISMISS, EDIT, SAVE OR CONTINUE THIS SIMULATION AS YOU DESIRE." "Right, let's turn this one off for now, why don't you go into sleep mode or something until I call on you." "SLEEP MODE ACTIVE" Brad watched the orb slowly drift down and land on the table. Just as it finally stopped moving there was a soft knock at the door. Brad watched as the four-foot-tall female gremlin walked into his bedroom. All of her muscles looked fully pumped and she moved slowly as if she were sore. "Strong are your friends. Stronger am I tonight. Lonely you not be, I here." She climbed up onto the bed, snuggled up to him and cooed, "Protect you, I will. Hear of evil enemy I do. Lover save Patricia, grateful I am. Take turns others will. Lover choose not one, have all friends. You see!" JUNE 10, 2005 - 3:05 PM Brad woke up to the sounds of intense combat. He sat up to find Lana sparring with a muscular version of Laura Croft. Lana noticed that he was awake and make a sign with her hand. The torose tomb-raider stopped fighting and stood at attention. Lana sat next to Brad and smiled, "Thanks for not telling Lee I can speak, I think I'm madly in love with him, but I need to keep him separate from my old life for a while. I love your new toy, you guys get all of the cool stuff." "You figured out how to turn it on? Maybe I should put a password on it before Lee fills the place with whatever fantasy he's into. Which leads me to this athletic adventurer ... what the hell?" whispered Brad, pointing to Lady Croft. Lana bent close and whispered into Brad's ear, "I always wanted to beat the shit out of that woman, all miss perfect and boobs. That was fun for a while, but then I told the orb to start making her stronger and tougher. She's now the perfect exercise machine, I can go all out without holding back. Go ahead, try her out. If you hit her hard enough to do damage, like break a bone or something, to a real person she'll blink. Watch!" Lana stood up and launched a staggering blow to Laura's head. For an instant there was a snapping sound as Laura's head was slammed back. Lady Croft returned her head to the full upright position and blinked three times. "Right, like I can match any of you girls," muttered Brad as he got out of bed, "Well, I can work up a sweat before I take a shower." Standing next to the well-endowed computer-game character, he noticed that he was several inches shorter than she was. His first few punches were tentative, but soon Brad picked up the pace. However, no matter how hard he hit her, she would not blink. After a while he noticed that she was moving in a very seductive manner, winking at him and trying to move her ample breasts under fists. Turning around he spotted Lana giving commands to the simulated woman with sign language. Lana smiled, and with a wave of her hands ended the simulation. The pale woman walked out of Brad's room. JUNE 10, 2005 - 4:30 PM "With the information Mr. Miller has provided me, it was easy to trace the shipments of parts." Karla stood before them, the bright lights of the workshop turning her long-red hair into a seductive blaze. "This factory used to make toys during the early 90's but was shut down after a few kids got injured by the dancing purple bears. We don't have a lot of data on the new owners, but there seems to be a lot of Russian money flowing into it. I think this places needs a closer look. I've also looked at the target list from those androids. The only common factor I could see is that most, not all, of the individuals had some connection to extremely strong women or research into atomic energy." She paused to brush her hair back, her sixteen-inch bicep flickered into view, "I have no idea why I was on the list, I'm just a county librarian with a hobby of collecting weird research papers." Lee looked at Brad and smiled, "Did you know that Karla had in her files the original reports from Nancy's husband lab? Seems that she actually inherited them. Nancy, I'd like to introduce you to one of Olga's daughters! Karla, Nancy is your father's first wife." Nancy stood up, "She's ... my ... daughter-in-law? Yes I can see it now in her face! But you said there were two daughters, where is the other one? My God! I have living family!" Karla looked at Nancy and back to Lee, "What are you talking about? This can't be Professor Benson's first wife! She looks younger than I am! And I don't have a sister, do I? Damm it, you found out I was adopted and are trying to mess with my mind!" Just then Patricia, the four-foot gremlin, walked in carrying the crumpled form of Laura Croft. "Sorry I am! Toy broke! Too hard hit I have! Need help fix lover please!" She walked up to Brad and held the trembling woman up for him to see, Laura's eyes would not stop blinking. Brad looked at the shocked Lee and the amused Nancy. Karla sat down muttering to herself. From the back of the room Lana smiled and slowly clapped. JUNE 10, 2005 - 9:45 PM With a strange metallic ripping sound, the heavy lock was torn from the fire-proof filing cabinet. Nancy held the lock out to Brad and asked "Is this all that you wanted me for? Or do I detect an interest in shorter women?" Brad choked on his Coke and answered "I can't even explain what's going on to myself. If I remember correctly, I no longer have a house and what few friends I have all must think I'm dead!" He took the lock and tossed it into the trash, Nancy smiled, "We'll have to see about fixing that, but you've got a few new friends now, even if some look like they escaped from a B-movie". As Nancy walked out of the silo store room Brad started going through the file cabinet, "Wow! A bunch of files! Who would have thought of that. So, that's how that game should have ended?" Both the first and second drawers contained computer game related papers and CDs. The third drawer contained a small slab of stone wrapped in a black cloth and a familiar looking metal orb. "It's another alien entertainment unit, but this one looks like it burned out, almost damaged. And this slab, I've seen this in some game, something about Kane killing Abel. Only, I don't remember Kane being a woman, and that rock she's holding up in the air looks like some kind of machine." Turning the red slab over, Brad noticed a series of strange symbols unlike anything he had ever seen, "This doesn't match the symbols on the orbs, a different alien race? But wait, this thing here looks like some kind of chemical formula. I've got to show this to Lee! The orb, I'll ask the magic bowling ball, later." JUNE 10, 2005 - 11:00 PM Brad got back in bed and tried to keep his head from exploding. Nancy and Karla the librarian were still in the work shop trying to piece together their totally unconnected lives, as well as decode the strange red slab. Lee and Lana had gone to Los Vegas to pick up some "supplies". Which left Brad alone with Patricia the over-sexed gremlin. Currently she was having fun with a new simulation from the alien orb. From the bed Brad could see two identical female gremlins locked in a wrestling match. Muscles of absurd size bulged from normally thin arms and legs. Brad shook his head, "This looks as bad as those picture-mods where they give Madonna sixty-inch biceps! Oh Patricia, if you could spare a moment, I'd love to take you up on your offer to give me a back rub!" One of the gremlins smiled at him, her muscles swelling up even larger. The other gremlin was ripped free from Patricia's back and tossed to the ground. Brad assumed that this was the signal she had given to the orb as the simulation faded away. "This isn't fair! I figured out how to work the thing and I never get to use it!" He felt small strong hands pick him up and flip him face down on the bed. Patricia cooed, "Simulation no need, lover real thing have! Patricia all woman lover need! Patricia love Brad!" JUNE 11, 2005 - 1:25 AM Brad woke as the orb gave out a loud beeping, "What the hell? Don't tell me you're also an alarm clock?" The orb glowed bright blue and seemed to project an image of the Earth in the space above the bed. "INITIAL PHASE OF SENSOR NETWORK COMPLETED. SCANS INDICATE NON-HUMAN ACTIVITY ON SURFACE OF THIS PLANET AND IN NEAR ORBIT. ENERGY SIGNATURES DO NOT MATCH KNOWN TECHNOLOGY. NEAREST NODE OF NON-HUMAN ACTIVITY HOUSED IN THIS BUILDING." "The Luxor, why am I not surprised. Hey, that's a pretty detailed report coming from an entertainment device. What gives?" "EMERGENCY SURVIVAL PROTOCOL UNLOCKS MILITARY DATABASE. THIS IS DESIGNED TO ASSIST MERCHANT SHIPS ATTACKED BY PIRATE FORCES. CONVERSATIONS IN THIS BASE REPORT MULTIPLE ATTACKS FROM UNKNOWN FORCE. TACTICAL SOFTWARE GENERATED ALERT CONDITION. NON-HUMAN ACTIVITY POSSIBLE CONNECTION TO ATTACKS. REQUEST AUTHORIZATION TO DEPLOY POINT-DEFENSE SYSTEMS." Brad covered his head with his pillow, "I'm sleeping next to a fantasy creature with biceps the size of weather balloons and now my magic talking bowling ball wants to put up laser cannon to stop the space pirates." Brad put the pillow under his head, "Right! Sure thing! Better make the stealth version, don't want to upset the illegal aliens. Say, do you have a name? I can't keep calling you ORB." "IS SELF-DESIGNATION PERMITTED?" "I don't see why not! Just make it something I can remember and pronounce." "ACKNOWLEDGED. I WILL SCAN FOR ACCEPTABLE INPUT AND REPORT." Brad sighed, "You do that, just let me get some sleep. Oh, you can wake me if space pirates attack!" <><><> TO BE CONTINUES <><><>