The Soup Nazi By A.J. Brown 2 scenes from the famous Seinfeld episode that we never got to see Please send comments to ajbrown2005@yahoo.com **Note to my fans: I am currently writing custom stories per my fans request sent directly to your email. Please email me if you would like more information on this** Every big Seinfeld fan has seen the famous "The Soup Nazi" episode. But there are two scenes from the episode that none of us got to see. The first one follows the scene where Jerry and Elaine first discover The Soup Nazi's recipes in the armoire that Elaine got from The Soup Nazi. Elaine is standing in her living room wearing a long, button-up, maroon shirt and a pair of jeans. Jerry is also in the room wearing a navy blue button-up shirt and jeans. Elaine is complaining that The Soup Nazi was rude to her and as she speaks Jerry opens up the drawer of the armoire that The Soup Nazi gave her and finds over thirty of The Soup Nazi's secret recipes. Elaine, who hates The Soup Nazi with a passion, gets very excited when Jerry finds them, runs over and takes them out of Jerry's hand, and excitedly says out loud how she can give the recipes to every restaurant in the city and put The Soup Nazi out of business. As Elaine makes a move to leave the apartment with the recipes in her hand Jerry stands in her way. He is at least six inches taller than her and his frame is much wider as well. "Wait a second Elaine" Jerry says in his Jerry voice as he stands in her way. "Where do you think you're going?" "What do you care?" she asks back with an annoyed tone of voice. "Elaine I don't want you causing any kind of trouble down at the soup stand" Jerry says back firmly but in a voice that one can't really take too seriously. "I happen to love that soup." "Get out of my way Jerry" Elaine says softly, but firmly and her female tone of voice actually sounds much more threatening than Jerry's male voice. "Elaine, let the man make his soup" Jerry says back once again trying to sound intimidating but not pulling it off very well. "Don't make me hurt you" Elaine says back with this soft but harsh voice. When the episode was televised the scene ends after Elaine says that and the next thing we see is Jerry in the street talking to George and Susan. Here is what happened in between those 2 scenes that we viewers never got to see. "Oh please Elaine" Jerry said back and now he was basically laughing and not even trying to sound firm anymore. "I'm twice your size. And you're a WOMAN. What do you think you are going to do?" "Jerry" she said back still with her soft, harsh voice and the extreme look of intensity still on her face. "Don't be stupid. You know George is afraid of me. There is a reason for that. You should be too." "Yeah well just 'cause something scares George that's not exactly reason for me to fear it" Jerry said back still with the sarcastic smile on his face. "Well in this rare case George is right" Elaine said back and Jerry just looked down at her and smirked. "OK that's it" Elaine continued and she dropped the recipes on the couch that was next to them, ready to fight. "What are you going to do Elaine?" Jerry asked as he smirked. She then quickly jumped up, wrapped her arm around Jerry's neck in a headlock, and brought him to the ground. "Ouch!" he yelled as he went to the ground and Elaine held him there in a headlock. "You always thought you were the leader of our group" Elaine said as she held him on the ground in a headlock. "But you're not. I am. You may be the funniest but I am the most feared. George knows that and even Kramer knows that. You're about to learn that now too." Jerry tried to pry Elaine's arm from around his neck but was clearly not able to do so. "OK, enough Elaine" Jerry said and now there was no more humor in his voice. He tried not to sound afraid but it was obvious in the tone in his voice. "I'm bigger than you and I don't want to hurt you but you're leaving me no choice. Get off of me now!" Elaine tightened her headlock and Jerry screamed again. "No I don't think you're going to hurt me, Seinfeld" she said as she clenched her teeth and squeezed his neck. "I don't think you are going to hurt me at all. Now give up and admit that you lost or I'll snap your puny little neck!" Jerry tried with all of his might to get Elaine's arms off of his neck but, once again, was unsuccessful. "Ouch!" Jerry screamed again with his high- pitched, whiny, Seinfeld voice. "Give up now!" Elaine said back and was now talking with the voice of a psychopath. "Never!" he said loud but weak and Elaine squeezed his neck even harder. "Owww!" he whined. "OK, OK. I give up, I give up!" Elaine let go and stood up still with an intense, angry look on her face. Jerry stayed on his knees, holding his neck, and his face was beat red. "Jeez, Elaine" Jerry whined as he rubbed his own neck. "You could have really snapped my neck there." "Yeah, I know I could have" she said back showing no compassion. "I warned you to get out of my way. And there's one more thing you need to do so I don't do it again." "Oh great" he said back sarcastically. "What's that?" "Lick my boots" Elaine said back and she gave Jerry a proud look and then she pointed down at her foot and the camera showed her sticking out a black boot with a heel that we were never able to see on the original episode. "Oh come on Elaine, are you kidding me?" he said back and he stood up still rubbing his neck but once she said that he didn't seem to be noticing the pain nearly as much. "You won, fine, but I'm not gonna do that." "Oh yes you will" she said back seriously and she raised her eyebrows and closed her lips together. "Unless you want me to really snap your neck, Seinfeld." "Elaine, I..." he began to protest but she interrupted his sentence by snapping her fingers and pointing down at her boots. It was obvious by the look on Jerry's face that he knew he had no choice. "Alright, alright!" he yelled with his loud whiny Seinfeld voice. "I'll do it! But, I hope you can live with what a cruel, cruel person you are making another human being do this!" "Oh I'll be able to live with it" Elaine said back matter-of-factly. "In fact I'll even enjoy it, ha-ha-ha" and then her seriousness turned to laughter and she sat down on the couch and then laid back and stuck her boot out for Jerry to lick. Jerry looked back at her, scrunched his face up, and gave her the same disgusted look that he gave Newman whenever he saw him. Elaine just kept pointing at her boot and laughing and Jerry got on the ground realizing that there was no way out of this. After all of their years spent together Elaine was now proving that she was truly the boss. Jerry got down on his knees and began licking Elaine's boots with the most disgusted look on his face. Elaine just sat back and smiled. "Look at you, pathetic excuse for a man" she said. "First you could never get me to have an orgasm during sex. Even a mango couldn't help you. Now you are on your knees licking the boots of a successful business woman after she just beat you up. I've made quite the sissy out of you, haven't I?" Jerry didn't say anything. He just kept on licking away like he was told to. "OK I suppose you can stop now" Elaine said happily. "Get to your feet. But don't you dare spit on my floor or I'll make you give them another cleaning." Jerry immediately stopped licking Elaine's boots. He got to his feet and was moving his tongue around outside of his mouth and it was obvious he wanted nothing more than to spit. "You're not going to tell George or Kramer or anyone about this, are you Elaine?" he asked with his disgusted voice which still came out funny. "Ha-ha-ha" Elaine laughed as she sat back enjoying the complete power she had. "I suppose I could keep this between you and me. But next time if I warn you to get out of my way - you damn well better get out of my way. Otherwise, next time you'll be licking my boots in front of George, Kramer, and your on- and-off girlfriend there, Sheila. Now get out of here before I change my mind." With a frightened look on his face Jerry ran out of the room and Elaine just sat back laughing. Then the scene ended. The next scene we see is Jerry talking to George and Susan on the street. Jerry is able to regain his composure before he sees George and Susan so no one truly knows what had just happened between him and Elaine. The following scene takes place at The Soup Nazi's soup stand. The camera focuses on The Soup Nazi with his permanently angry expression on his face. "Go on. Leave! Get out!!" The Soup Nazi yells at a dark-haired woman in front of the line. "But I didn't do anything!" the dark-haired woman replies. "Next!!" The Soup Nazi yells and the dark- haired woman leaves. To add to The Soup Nazi's anger when the dark-haired woman walks away he sees his enemy Elaine as the next person in lining and she is leaning against the window holding the yellow pieces of paper in her hand. "Hello" Elaine says to him in a sarcastic friendly voice and she lightly waves her fingers. "You!" he says to her angrily. "You think you can get soup? Please. You're wasting everybody's time." "Oh, I don't want soup" she says with satisfaction as she walks up to the counter. "I can make my own soup" she says and she leans on the counter and waves the yellow pieces of paper. "Five cups chopped porcini mushroom" she says while looking at the paper. "Half a cup of olive oil. Three pounds celery." Elaine says all this with a huge, proud smile on her face. "That is my recipe for wild mushroom" The Soup Nazi says back in shock and he reaches for the yellow pieces of paper but Elaine quickly pulls them away. "Yeah, that's right" she says back proudly after she pulls the paper away. "I've got them all. Cucumber. Corn and crab chowder. Mulligatawny." She says all of this while shuffling through the papers. "Mulligatawny" The Soup Nazi says back with a high-pitched voice still unable to believe that his arch enemy got a hold of all of his prized recipes. "You're through Soup Nazi" Elaine says back to him with her teeth clenched. "Pack it up. No more soup for you. NEXT!" After Elaine shouts "NEXT" the camera freezes on her with her eyes wide open and her teeth still clenched and then we see the credits. After a commercial break they show the end of the show where Jerry bumps into Newman in the street and Newman tells Jerry that Elaine is causing all kind of trouble at the soup stand so The Soup Nazi is closing it and moving to Argentina. We got to see some of the trouble Elaine caused but not all of it. Here is what we, the viewers, didn't get to see: After Elaine said "NEXT" The Soup Nazi got an extremely angry look on his face and he got aggressive and reached his hand over the counter to try and grab the recipes out of Elaine's hands. "Give me those!" he yells at her and as he reaches for the recipes Elaine pulls them back farther away. The Soup Nazi then grabbed the collar of the shirt Elaine was wearing trying to bring her closer and when he did that Elaine wrapped her left arm around his neck and put him in a headlock. The Soup Nazi then tugged harder on her shirt so with her arm still around his neck she leaped over the counter, jumped onto his back, put him in a choke hold with one arm, still held the recipes with her other hand, and she tightly wrapped her legs around his torso. "Get off of.." The Soup Nazi began to yell until Elaine tightened the choke hold on his neck and he just gasped, unable to say anything. The long line of people just watched in amazement as the man they had all feared so long was now getting beat up the fiery Elaine. Finally, the short woman that had been working the register for The Soup Nazi approached them with a pot and looked like she was going to hit Elaine with it. Elaine saw the woman immediately, jumped off The Soup Nazi's back, and as she did so, this is something that none of us knew, the recipes actually all flew out of her hand. Elaine faced the register woman and all eyes were on the two of them while The Soup Nazi quickly caught his breath, picked up the recipes, and tore them into pieces which no one saw. Meanwhile, Elaine and the register woman still faced each other. "Back off bitch" Elaine said and pointed her finger at her. The woman attacked Elaine with the pot but Elaine kicked the small woman in the stomach sending her to the ground. "Don't you touch her!" The Soup Nazi yelled at Elaine and he attacked her from behind. Elaine heard him coming and quickly turned around and kicked him in the stomach as well. The Soup Nazi didn't fall like the register woman did but it did stop his progress and Elaine then gave him two backhands to the face knocking him down for the count as well. Everyone looked across the counter in shock as Elaine stood up and The Soup Nazi and the register woman lay on the ground. "Anyone else want a piece of me?" Elaine asked and no one said anything. She then bent down, grabbed The Soup Nazi by the hair and lifted him to his feet. "Anything you want to say to your customers?" Elaine asked as she held him like her bitch. "Yes!" he yelled. "Now that my recipes are out I am closing down! I am moving to Argentina. Come take what is left because I will never be back!" "Yes" Elaine said to everyone. "Line up. Free soup for all of you. All on The Soup Nazi." And everyone lined up to get as much soup as they could. None of them realized that the recipes had been destroyed, not even Elaine who must have forgot that detail when The Soup Nazi announced that he was shutting down. What drove The Soup Nazi out was not that his recipes were going to be revealed but that the man who had once been feared by them all had just been beaten and humiliated by his arch enemy who happened to be a woman. That was something that he couldn't deal with and that was what drove the man out of the country.