Royal Rumble By A.J. Brown Twenty of the baddest women compete in a WWE style Royal Rumble **Note to my readers: I write Custom Stories for those who enjoy my work that would like a personal story written for them. Please email me at ajbrown2005@yahoo.com if you would like more information on my Custom Stories** "And this arena is packed," Chip said in the microphone to Darren. "For those still not familiar with the rules of a Royal Rumble, we have 20 of the toughest baddest women from the area. They've all drawn numbers one through twenty. The women that drew numbers one and number two will be the first two in the ring. Their goal is to eliminate the other by throwing them over the top rope. That is the only way to eliminate another woman. Not by submission, pin, or even knockout. After two minutes the woman that drew number three will enter the ring and if neither of the first two have been eliminated, no one leaves the ring until they are. And we do this all of the way up to number twenty. The last woman standing in the ring at the end will be the winner." "So let's focus on the ring now," Darren said. "They're about to announce the woman that drew number one. No one knows what numbers any of the women drew, no one except the organizers and the woman themselves know which women were picked for this. Not even me or you, Darren." "And they're announcing the first woman. The crowd is excited. It's Jennifer Ryan." "Some simply call her 'The Feminist', Chip. She's president of the local feminist chapter. We know she has a martial arts background because she's beaten up a lot of men with her fists and with her feet. She's walking towards the ring wearing a blue bikini." "She is a fit woman, Darren, but she needs to get to a tanning salon or something. Her skin looks bright white, it's hurting my eyes from here." "That certainly doesn't seem to be bothering her. She's walking confidently towards the ring like she's not afraid of the fact that she drew number one and she's going to have to outlast 19 other women if she wants to win this thing. She's getting mostly boos from the crowd as she's made it known that she hates men and because of that she is not very popular. We also know a lot of the men in the crowd are here to see good looking women and they were probably hoping to see one that looks better than Jennifer with her pale, dry skin, and her dry, bony feet. Not to mention it doesn't look like she has tits at all. She almost doesn't need that bikini top, I mean, I don't think I've ever seen a woman with such a flat chest." "They've just announced number two and this one is going to make the men in the crowd a lot happier. Here comes Heather and she is looking as good as always. Her long dark hair is nice and straight for the occasion. She is rocking a nice tan and that black bikini she has on shows off those big boobs of hers." "Her tits put Jennifer's to shame, that's for sure. Her feet are looking nice with the black nail polish she has on which matches her bikini. Looks like she got a pedicure for the match. Jennifer's nails aren't even painted." "Heather is walking into the ring and it looks like we're about to get going here. The crowd is making some noise now and the women are staring each other down, neither of them looking afraid of the other. This is going to be quite the night. The bell has rung. Heather is walking towards Jennifer sticking her chest out trying to intimidate her with her breasts. Jennifer is standing tough but if you look at her eyes close enough you can a bit of intimidation there." "Want some of these, bitch??" Heather yelled. "Oh Heather just punched Jennifer in the mouth and it looks like Jennifer is shaken up by it. Heather just punched her again, Jennifer's flustered, but she's still on her feet. Jennifer throws a punch back but Heather blocks it. Heather punches Jennifer in the mouth again and knocks her back. Jennifer throws a punch that connects but Heather doesn't look like she's hurt." "The bell has rung and we're going to see who drew number 3. It's Kristen, Jan's best friend. She's a spunky girl, a lot smaller than Jan is. Some people think that Kristen is nothing without Jan around but she has proven herself a couple of times, beating up a guy on her own and she did beat up Amber once too which is not easy to do. She has an intense look in her eyes and she's running towards the ring, looking eager to get involved. It will be interesting to see who she decides to team up with or if Heather and Jennifer might team up on her." "I don't see Heather and Jennifer doing that as they are still battling it out with their fists. Heather has gotten a lot more punches in and Jennifer's mouth is bleeding but she's still on her feet. Kristen just entered the ring. It looks like she is going right for Jennifer. She just kicked her in the kneecap and Jennifer is going - no, somehow she stayed on her feet. Heather just threw a punch at Jennifer again but missed. Oh and Jennifer just gave Kristen a side kick right in her stomach. Kirsten grabbed her stomach and she is down. Jennifer looks like she's getting some confidence. Oh, did you see that?? Jennifer just threw a spinning back kick and her heel hit Heather right in the side of the head. Heather fell immediately and she looks she might be out cold. Kristen is lying on her side, holding her stomach, and trying her best to get her breath. Jennifer is bleeding and trying to catch her breath but she is the only one of the girls still on her feet. The bell has rung for number 4." "And I guarantee you this isn't who Jennifer wanted to see coming to the ring, Darren. It's Lynn McCarthy and she's the only one I know of that has beaten up Jennifer. They were at the pool Lynn hangs out at, Lynn beat her in arm-wrestling, stole her man, then beat her up after that." "And it looks like Lynn knows that the only one standing right now in the ring is a girl she's already beaten up because she looks cocky as ever. She's a short, petite girl but she has big tits for her size which she's sticking out as she walks. She's almost a smaller version of Heather, great body, great breasts, pretty face, great feet, and the same arrogance. She's walking in the ring now but Jennifer at least doesn't look like she's afraid." "Jennifer has her fists up and ready. She's got a few inches on Lynn in height and looks more muscular. It's almost hard to believe Lynn beat her up but she has a look on her face like she believes she'll do it again. Kristen and Heather are still on the ground and don't look to be getting up any time soon." "Jennifer just threw a crescent kick at Lynn's head but Jennifer is clearly worn out and Lynn saw it coming a mile away so she dodged the kick. Lynn just came back and kicked Jennifer with a side kick right in her hip. Jennifer's starting to back off. Lynn just kicked Jennifer in the stomach. It wasn't a great kick but it backed Jennifer off more. Lynn's small but we know she has strong legs." "Oh and Lynn just moved closer and kneed Jennifer right in the thigh. Jennifer grabbed on to Lynn to avoid from falling down and Lynn now has her in a headlock. Jennifer's trying to break free but Lynn's holding her in the headlock and punching her in the face. The bell just rung. Who is number 5? It's Angelina." "This girl is crazy, we know that. They've called her 'The Psycho'. She's beaten up a couple of her boyfriends and rumor has it she actually kidnapped a couple of them. She's probably not as strong as some of the other girls in the ring right now or as good as a fighter but sometimes craziness can go a long way in a fight." "Let's see who Angelina goes after once she enters the ring - oh she goes right for Kristen and kicks her when she is down. Kristen is still in pain from the devastating kick that she took from Jennifer and now Angelina is kicking her - stomping on her - while Heather is still down and not moving." "Lynn has now taken Jennifer to the ground. Both girls are on their sides with Lynn behind her holding her in a chokehold. Jennifer is pulling desperately on Lynn's arms but she can't even come close to pulling them off of her. Lynn has now kicked out her legs and has her legs wrapped around Jennifer's ribs from behind in scissors." "And Jennifer is clearly hurting. Lynn's squeezing and there is nothing Jennifer can do about it. This has to be so humiliating for Jennifer, a martial artist, a respected feminist, and she's getting beaten up by Lynn for the second time. Lynn just seems to have the answer for any martial arts that Jennifer throws at her and she's also clearly stronger than Jennifer as well." "You're right, this can't be good for Jennifer's ego. Not to mention that Lynn is much better looking than Jennifer is and women always feel insecure about that. Jennifer has more visible muscle than Lynn but Lynn, just like she was given natural good looks, also was given more natural strength than Jennifer. It's gotta be awful for Jennifer knowing Lynn is so superior to her." "Oh and now Lynn is holding her in the chokehold with just her right arm and punching Jennifer in the face with her left hand. Jennifer is looking upset - Jennifer is crying now. I can't not feel bad for someone that is crying when they are getting beaten up, especially in front of this many people, Darren." "Meanwhile, after giving Kristen a good stomping, Angelina has pulled her to her feet. Kristen's petite little body looks like it would just flop over right now if Angelina wasn't holding it up. She's taken quite the beating and she looks done." "Angelina is walking Kristen over to the ropes. We haven't seen any of the women get eliminated yet. Angelina has a tight grip on the back of Kristen's hair. Angelina's trying to throw her over the top rope. Oh Kristen has put her hands out and grabbed the rope! But it's not enough, Angelina has just thrown Kristen over the top rope and out of the ring on the mat. We have our first elimination ladies and gentlemen!" "Angelina is walking over to check out what she wants to do with Heather now. She seems to have no interest in getting involved in the fight between Jennifer and Lynn, the fight that Lynn is still winning." "Lynn's got Jennifer in a good chokehold there but remember, Darren, there are no submissions. If she doesn't think about doing something soon she's going to be on the ground when the wrong ... ." "The bell has rung again, who is our next competitor? It's Val. She's a short city girl that looks petite but she actually weighs 140 pounds." "Yes, Darren, Val is a lot stronger than she looks. She also knows how to fight as she beat the shit out of her boss and put him in the hospital. She is running eagerly in the ring and let's see what her plan of attack is going to be. She looks fresh and ready to hurt someone." "She's going over to Lynn and Jennifer. She's standing up, looking down at Lynn, and talking to her, Lynn just looking up and casually talking to her while she holds the crying Jennifer with her arms and legs. Her and Val are planning something." "Val is bending down and picking Jennifer up by the legs. Lynn is picking her up by the shoulders. The girls are working together to throw Jennifer out of the right. Oh but wait! When Val picked Jennifer up she held Jennifer's legs around her ribs. Jennifer is now scissoring Val. Val looks in pain and she's dropped her arms trying to push Jennifer's legs off of her." "And I don't know what caused it but Lynn just lost her grip on Jennifer. Jennifer was falling but she reached up, wrapped her arms around Lynn's neck, and brought her down with her. She is now on her back but her legs are up scissoring Val while she's pulled Lynn into her and is holding her tightly. Lynn's pushing on the ground trying to get free but she cannot break out of Jennifer's hold." "It looks like Angelina is working on pulling Heather up and doing the same thing to her that she did to Kristen - oh once Heather got up she punched Angelina in the face. Angelina is stunned and Heather just punched her again. The bell has rung. Who is coming next?" "It's Melinda Moretti. She's a cop and she also has a martial arts background just like Jennifer does. Every woman in the ring right now is between 20 - 30 years old but Melinda's in her early forties. We'll see how her age holds up against these younger girls." "This definitely doesn't look a woman who has any concerns right now about anything, Darren. Look at that bull-look on her face." "She does not look like she's messing around and she looks pissed off. Look at that body on her, though. Her shoulders and her arms look so fit and so strong. Her legs look great too. Her feet look a little rugged but I guess that's what happens when you're in your early forties and you've been beating plenty of people up." "Melinda's walking into the ring. Let's see what she does. She's going towards where Jennifer is fighting Val and Lynn and neither of them have been able to break free from Jennifer's holds. Oh, Melinda just elbowed Val in the side of her head. Jennifer let go of her with her legs and Val just dropped. Melinda just bent down and picked Val up off of the ground like a big pile of laundry. She's walking Val over to the ropes. Val still looks stunned from the elbow and isn't doing anything to stop her. Melinda just threw Val over the top rope and out of the ring! We have our second woman eliminated. Melinda's not done, she's walking back over to where Lynn and Jennifer are. Jennifer's let go of Lynn and Lynn is looking at Melinda looking terrified, her hands up begging Melinda not to choose her to go after." "Melinda's picking up Lynn now. Melinda's holding her off the ground in a bear hug. Lynn is punching Melinda's back but it's not having any effect. Melinda just threw Lynn out of the ring and she is eliminated. We had one elimination in the first 12 minutes and Melinda just eliminated two by herself in less than 2." "Heather and Angelina are still going at it but Angelina can't keep up. She's taken about four punches from Heather for every one she throws back and her punches don't seem to be hurting Heather." "The bell has rung. Who will it be next? It's Jackie Lombardi!" "Jackie Lombardi's an extremely attractive girl, Darren, but I don't like her chances right now. Melinda just threw the two smallest girls that were in the ring out with no problem and Jackie's even smaller than they are. Her face is pretty, her small body is great, and she has those sexy feet. She looks amazing but I just don't see how she's going to last long based on who is in the ring right now." "Jackie doesn't look afraid though. She has that mean look on her face that's scared plenty of guys she's beaten up. She beat up her one boyfriend and put him in the hospital breaking multiple bones in his body. I'm sure he didn't think she'd be able to do that to him so maybe she'll surprise us here tonight." "Jackie's stepping into the ring. Melinda is staring her down and it's obvious who Melinda is going to target next. Jackie has stepped in the ring and Melinda is charging her. I don't know how fair it is for Jackie getting charged like that before she can get situated but that's one of the disadvantages of having a later number in the Royal Rumble." "Melinda's picked Jackie off of the ground. Jackie is swinging her arms around but she clearly doesn't have any defense for this strong police officer. Look at the veins in Melinda's arms bulge as she holds her. Melinda's throwing Jackie over the top rope. Jackie looks like she doesn't know how to defend against it and she just looks afraid. Melinda's thrown her over the rope. Jackie didn't even last two minutes. The bell has rung." "Here comes Caitlin. She has a pretty face just like Jackie but not Jackie's body. She's a thicker girl and her tits are enormous. They look like they're going to pop right out of that black bikini top she is wearing. She's beaten up her best friend Stephanie multiple times but let's see how she does against these girls in the ring today." "Melinda and Jennifer have both gone over to help Heather out with Angelina. Angelina is standing with her back touching the ropes, holding onto it with her hands so she doesn't get knocked out but Heather is just unloading on her. Melinda wants a shot at her. Melinda just punched Angelina in the face. They're going to give Jennifer a turn now. We have three tough girls beating up on Angelina and it's just a matter of time now before Angelina is eliminated. Oh Jennifer just kicked Angelina in the stomach with a side kick. That got Angelina to let go of the ropes as she's bent over and is grabbing her stomach for air. Heather has one leg, Melinda has the other. They are lifting Angelina's legs up and they just flipped her over the top rope to eliminate her." "Caitlin is just now stepping into the ring. She had taken her time and - oh my, Melinda, Jennifer, and Heather have all turned to her and they are staring her down. They're slowly walking towards her now knowing she has nowhere to run. Caitlin doesn't have a chance of taking on these three and she knows it." "Caitlin looks lost and desperate. She just lunged at Jennifer and grabbed her. She's trying to wrestle her down. Jennifer actually can't break free from her. Oh but Melinda just punched Jennifer in the face. That got her to let go. Caitlin is up against the ropes now. Melinda's beating on her while the other two just watch. Caitlin's no match for Melinda. You can see she's trying to get her hands up in defense but Melinda keeps punching her before she can do anything." "Melinda has Caitlin by the legs now. You can tell Caitlin's face is going to be bruised up tomorrow. Melinda is flipping Caitlin over the ropes. Caitlin is eliminated." "Melinda has now turned around to face Jennifer and Heather who were just watching the entire time. I'll tell you Chip, the two of them should have considered teaming up and trying to throw Melinda out of the ring and eliminate her when they just had the chance. Eventually they are going to have to fight her and it looks like their best chance against her might be a sneak attack." "Then again, Darren, they could just be waiting for her to tire out. They've been doing a lot of standing around while Melinda's been doing most of the work and no matter how tough she is, she's going to wear down eventually. But right now it's just the three of them and it looks like they are going to fight now. Melinda is moving her eyes back on the two girls and neither of them looks like they want to attack. Melinda just moved at Heather and punched her in the face. Jennifer went at - oh the bell has rung." "Chip, Jennifer tried to attack Melinda when she punched Heather but Melinda was ready for that one. Melinda gave Jennifer a side kick in her stomach and Jennifer is hurting. She's grabbing her stomach and she managed to make her way to the corner where she's sitting on the turnbuckle and trying to get her breath. Melinda and Heather are fighting now and Melinda is winning getting the most punches in." "Here comes Amber, Darren. She's getting plenty of boos. Amber's possibly the bitchiest, meanest girl around and there are plenty of people that don't like her. Especially her victims and anyone that is close to her victims that knows what she's done to them." "And I'll tell you, Chip, Amber might scare a lot of people but I don't know how well she's going to do in this ring. She already lost to Jan in the ring and after that happened she went on a bad streak where she got beaten up by Annie, Kristen, Geraldine, and Amanda Weinberg. Before she lost to Jan she had also gotten beaten up by Amanda another time and also by Laura Hudson. None of those girls are in there right now but these ones are all at least as tough as the ones I just listed and they took care of Kristen easily who beat up Amber. I just don't see her lasting long under these circumstances." "We'll find out now, Darren, as Amber is stepping in the ring. Melinda sees her and she's going to deal with her. She punched Amber in the face and Amber didn't even come close to defending against it. Melinda punched Amber again and Amber is against the ropes. The other girls are coming over now and it looks like Amber will have the same fate as Caitlin did." "Oh but wait! Amber just kicked out her legs. She's holding onto the ropes with her arms but she's wrapped her legs around Melinda's ribs. Melinda is pushing at Amber's legs and Amber is clearly hurting her." "Say what you want about Amber, Darren, but no one is going to deny she has some strong legs as a horseback rider. Melinda's taken all of her attention off punching and she's desperately pushing at Amber's legs trying to get then off of her. Heather now is going at Jennifer. Heather just punched Jennifer in the face. Those two are fighting again. The bell has rung. Next is Emily." "Here comes Emily and she's another small one that I don't think who is going to last, Chip. She's beaten up some bigger girls but she is skinny as anything and I don't think she'll be able to last long with these four, although her one saving grace might be that they are all tied up right now." "Look at how cocky Emily looks walking towards the ring. She's got a skimpier bikini on than any of them and all of her body we can see is all skin and bone. She has a nerdy looking face but she's smiling like she's the most beautiful woman in the world." "And she might just catch a break as these four girls right now are going at it. Jennifer and Heather are exchanging punches beating the shit out of each other. But most surprisingly is Amber has fallen forward on top of Melinda. She is pinning her down with her legs tightly around Melinda's sides and Melinda can't move. Amber is punching Melinda in the face, looking like she is getting plenty of enjoyment out of it, and Melinda is not in a position where she's able to defend herself." "Emily has stepped into the ring. She looks unsure of what to do but she doesn't look worried. She just kicked Melinda in the leg. She now has gotten down and is punching Melinda in the leg. Melinda looks furious that this skinny girl who she knows she could take one-on-one is punching her. But she's trapped under Amber's butt and legs and there is nothing she can do about it." "Heather and Jennifer are still going at it but Heather has the clear advantage now. They're exchanging punches but Jennifer is missing on a lot of hers and each ones she throws looks weaker. Heather did beat up Rita Rose in an alley who it was made known wasn't invited to be part of the Royal Rumble because she's a professional fighter and would have too much of an advantage. But if Heather beat her up she clearly has a good shot of winning this whole thing." "Heather just clocked Jennifer in the side of the head and Jennifer went down. The bell has rung. Who is going to be next? It's Hannah. They call her 'Hannah the Bully'." "Hannah's a lot bigger than any girl in the ring right now weighing a little over 200 pounds. You can see plenty of her skin and plenty of her flab in that bikini she has on. Her boobs are jiggling around and so is the flab on her tummy and hips and her ass. But she's sprinting towards the ring and she looks ready to kick some ass." "Hannah's entered the ring. She's going right for Emily. She just picked up Emily grabbing her underneath the armpits and lifting her off of the ground. Emily's legs are swinging around but there's nothing she can do here with Hannah weighing almost a hundred pounds more than her." "Oh, did you see that?? Hannah just literally threw Emily over the ropes and out of the ring without even moving. Emily was a few feet from the ropes and Hannah didn't even move, she just launched her over the rope like she was throwing a bag of laundry across the room. Emily is on the ground and she is in pain but she's been eliminated." "Hannah just tried sticking her hands under Amber's armpits and doing the same thing but she wasn't even close to able to get her up. Amber's going to be a lot harder to lift up than Emily was." "Oh Amber just turned around and gave Hannah the bitchiest look. Hannah looks like she's going to back off. The two of them are talking." "Hannah's going for Melinda's legs now. Hannah has lifted Melinda's legs up and pinned them to her sides. Melinda's still pinned down by Amber so there's nothing that she can do about it. Amber is moving her butt on Melinda closer to her head. She's grabbing Melinda's arms and starting to stand up. Melinda's trying to get free but not having any luck. It doesn't matter how skilled she is, Hannah and Amber are both bigger and stronger than her and there's no way she's going to be able to take on both of them, especially now that they've got her." "Hannah and Amber are walking Melinda over to the ropes. Melinda is trying to wiggle free but the two girls aren't flinching. Melinda looked pissed off at first but now she just looks panicked. Amber and Hannah are going to throw Melinda out of the ring. They are swinging her. Melinda's been thrown over the top rope. Melinda is out!" "Heather is on top of Jennifer beating on her. Jennifer looks like she can't take Heather's punches anymore. These were the first two women in the ring and they still remain despite the fact that they are about to call number 13. The bell has rung. Who is next? It's Laura Hudson!" "Look at that smile on Laura's face, it is absolutely beautiful." "She's probably got the prettier face than all of the girls currently in there but she's also going to be one of the biggest. As pretty as her face is, she weighs almost 200 pounds and Hannah's the only one in there that is bigger than her. She's wearing her bikini that says the word 'juicy' on the butt and that's a good way to describe that big ass of hers. Laura's beaten up Amber before and don't think that her or Amber don't remember that." "Oh, Laura has just pointed at Amber with a smile indicating that she's going to go after her once she gets in there. Amber is trying to stay stuff but you can tell she's worried. Once someone beats you up that person's always going to be in your head. Laura's coming in the ring now and her eyes are on Amber only." "Laura just went right for Amber and she jacked her arm up behind her back. That scream Amber let out sounding like a shriek and it hurt my ears from all of the way over here. Laura's got a big smile on her pretty face as she's jacking Amber's arm up behind her back more. She's forcing Amber towards the ropes and is owning Amber right now. Amber can do nothing but go along with it. This could be the end of her." "But wait, Hannah just came up and got Laura from behind in a chokehold and pulled her off of Amber. If these two are forming some sort of alliance I don't see how anyone's going to be able to beat them. Laura is desperately pulling at Hannah's thick arm but she can't even come close to getting it from around her neck. Amber just turned around and punched Laura in the face with her left hand. Amber's right arm looks like it could be useless. Amber punched Laura with her left hand again. Now Amber just side-kicked Laura in the stomach. Laura looked like she was having enough trouble trying to breathe being trapped in that chokehold but after taking that kick to the stomach she looks like she can't breathe at all." "The bell just rung again. Who is next? It's Andrea Parker." "Andrea Parker was an art teacher who beat one of her 18-year-old students in arm-wrestling in class. He took so much ridicule after that, that Andrea was forced to resign. I heard after that she spent a lot of time working on her body." "Boy, did she ever. She's thin but you can tell she lost weight and was thicker before. She didn't lose any weight in her tits though as they are enormous, almost hanging out of the black bikini top she has on. Her skin is smooth and well-tanned and she did her hair up nice for the occasion. She clearly got a pedicure for this even with her soft feet and she has black toenail polish on. The men in the crowd are definitely cheering to see her." "They are, Chip, and either her or Heather will be the best looking overall woman in that ring once she steps in, but that's about all Andrea has going for her. All we know about her is that she beat a wimpy 18-year-old in arm-wrestling but I don't know that she has the training that Heather and Jennifer has and she definitely doesn't have the size that the other 3 girls in the ring right now have. I'm thinking we're going to see an early exit for Andrea." "We'll find out soon, Darren, because Andrea is stepping in the ring right now. She looks like she doesn't want anything to do with what's going on with the bigger girls. She's going over to help out Heather. She's kicking Jennifer at the same time that Heather's on top of her beating on her. " "Looks like now Heather and Andrea might be talking about working together to get Jennifer out of the ring. Heather is starting to get up and Jennifer looks like she just took quite the beating from her, not moving. Heather's getting behind Jennifer to grab her by the arms. Andrea looks like she'll grab her legs. Oh Jennifer was ready for that! Jennifer just used her leg to sweep Andrea's legs out from under her and Andrea went down. Jennifer just spun around and while still lying down she pulled her leg back and gave Heather a kick with the bottom of her foot right in the thigh. Heather's backing off in pain. Jennifer just jumped to her feet and is looking energized. Jennifer just kicked Heather in the stomach and Heather is grabbing her stomach gasping for breath. She's backed up and is sitting against the turnbuckles, holding her stomach trying to breathe, her entire body is now wide open Jennifer to beat on her. The bell has rung. Who is next? It's Amanda Weinberg." "Darren, you can hear the boos from the men in the crowd as Amanda is making her way towards the ring. Most of them that came out here today wanted to see good looking women and they do not like seeing Amanda. Women like this just don't belong in bikinis. Her skin is as white as can be. Jennifer's is too but at least Jennifer looks fit. Amanda has her thin upper body with no tone. But she has those thick legs and big butt. No one wants to look at her big, long, bony bare feet either and you can definitely tell from the reaction from the crowd they'll be happy if Amanda is eliminated quickly." "But look at her, Chip, those boos aren't fazing her at all. She is just looking straight ahead with a serious look on her unattractive face. She's either doing a good job ignoring the boos or she's just oblivious to them. She's had mixed results against the women in the ring right now as she's beaten up Amber but she got beaten up by Jennifer. I'd guess since she knows that she's going to go after Amber once she gets in there and not mess with Jennifer who is taking turns right now stomping on Andrea and beating up Heather." "We'll find out right now as Amanda has stepped in the ring and the boos have gotten louder. Amanda's doing just what you thought, Darren, she's going after Amber. Amber is still beating on Laura and she looks so focused that she doesn't seem to realize who has entered the ring. I think Amber might pay for that, Darren, Amanda's about to grab her. Oh, Amanda has gotten behind Amber and she's got her in a chokehold. Amber is pulling at Amanda's arms but she can't get them off of her. You don't want to get beat up by anyone twice but Amber definitely does not want to get beaten up by Amanda twice." "Amber can't get free but Laura is now pushing her big butt into Hannah's crotch and she's pushing her backwards. Laura has incredibly strong legs, even stronger than Amber's, and Hannah can't stop her. Laura's used her ass to push Hannah into the corner. Hannah just let go of the chokehold. Laura turned around. Laura is punching Hannah in the face. Amanda still has Amber in the chokehold with Amber now down on her knees. Jennifer is beating on both Heather and Andrea who have no answer for her. The bell has rung. Who is next? It's Annie." "Darren, a lot of people look at Annie as a white trash girl and because she's from South County you don't see her in a swimsuit much but now seeing her in a bikini reminds you how built she is. Her arms and shoulders look extremely strong and fit as do her legs. She's getting some cheers from the audience and she's looking forward with that ditzy smile on her face. Most people probably wouldn't have thought of Annie as one who would be a favorite to win this thing but looking at her body now, that's gotta change some minds." "Let's see how Annie decides to get involved. She's another one that's beaten up Amber before but Amanda is having her way with Amber right now so let's see if Annie decides to get herself involved with that. She's looking around with her ditzy look deciding what she wants to do." "She has some time, Darren, because every woman in that ring is involved in an intense scuffle right now. It looks like she's going to get involved with Amanda and Amber. Annie just kicked Amber right in the tit with Amanda holding her. Amber looks ready to drop and Amanda just let go of her to let her. Amber just flopped to the ground." "Now Annie's got her fists up ready to fight with Amanda. Amanda just raised her fists but you can tell from the look on Amanda's face that she's not confident in her ability to get in a fist fight. Annie just backhanded Amanda in the face and Amanda's head jerked back. Annie punched her again and Amanda just swung her arms around making a pathetic looking attempt to block her. Amanda can wrestle but she clearly doesn't know how to fight. Look at the focused look on Annie's face as she beats on her, just a little bit of a smirk on her face, but she has no doubt that she can beat Amanda up. She just side-kicked Amanda in the stomach and Amanda has fell to the ground, her and Amber both lying there victims of Annie's beatings. Annie is standing up looking confident and thinking about what she wants to do next. The bell has rung. Who is next? It's Gina!" "Darren, Gina is short, only about 5'2 but she is very thick and she's aggressive. She's running towards the ring and she's wearing a one-piece swimsuit but her fat is still jiggling. Annie's standing there waiting for her and it looks like she's going to wait for the fresh Gina rather than trying to get involved in either of the other two scuffles that started before she got in the ring." "Gina is in the ring now and she's going right for Annie. I don't know of any previous beef between these two but you'd think there would be one the way these two seem to be targeting each other. Gina is charging at Annie. Annie just raised her leg to kick Annie but Gina was coming at her so fast, she didn't have a chance. Gina just got low and wrapped her arms around both of Annie's legs then picked her right up off of the ground. Goodness, Gina is strong. Annie's waving her arms around as Gina carries her towards the ropes. Her fighting skills aren't going to help her now as Gina's got her. Annie just punched Gina on the top of the head and it didn't even seem to faze her. Gina has Annie near the ropes. Annie looks afraid. Gina threw her over the top rope. Annie's been eliminated." "The bell also has just rung, Darren. Who is next? It's Katie!" "Katie getting from cheers from the men in the crowd who seem happy to be seeing another extremely attractive female coming towards the ring. She has that lean body, great ass, but very strong legs, and her bare feet are extremely cute. Her face is plenty cute as well." "Darren, you wouldn't think Katie is as tough as she is with such a cute, girly face but don't let it fool you. She's walking towards the ring not looking confident in herself, though. Amber and Amanda are still both lying on the ground after the beating they took from Annie but both of them have beaten up Katie. Laura's beaten up Amber before and Jennifer's beaten up Amanda. Annie also just handled Amber and Amanda and she just got easily eliminated by Gina. There are a lot of women in this ring right now that are tougher than Katie and she can't be confident in what she is walking into." "Chip, Gina just attacked Jennifer but Jennifer was quicker than Annie was. Jennifer threw a roundhouse kick and Gina is so short that she didn't have a chance of stopping Jennifer's long leg as it hit her in the head hard. Gina is lying on the ground now with Amanda and Amber. I wonder if some house cleaning is going to be done soon as we have a lot of women in this ring that have taken beatings and don't look like they are in any position to fight. Jennifer is standing working on Heather and Andrea. Hannah and Laura had been going back and forth but now they both are just pushing each other at the shoulders trying to overpower the other. Both of them are so strong and I wonder who is going to prevail in that battle. Katie has entered the ring, let's see what she does." "Katie just walked by both Amanda and Amber on the ground, looking like she's not going to mess with either of them for now. She's approached Jennifer and it looks like she's going to help Jennifer out. They're working together. Jennifer has her arms around Andrea's right leg. Katie has her arms around Andrea's left leg. They are lifting her up. Andrea just took a beating worse than she probably ever imagined from Jennifer and she's looking helpless. The women are lifting her up. Andrea's not trying to stop them. They threw her over the top turnbuckle. Andrea's eliminated." "Now Heather's gotten back to her feet and she looks ready to take on both girls. She looked about ready to sneak up on both of them but Jennifer caught it and then Katie did too. Heather just punched Katie in the face. Katie took the punch hard but she managed to stay on her feet. Jennifer just punched Heather but Heather punched her right back. Katie's looking confident, probably because she knows she has Jennifer's help. Katie just punched Heather in the side of the head. Heather turned and punched Katie in the face again. Jennifer got behind Heather, grabbed her, and now she's holding her arms behind her back. Jennifer's got some strong arms. Heather can't pull free from Jennifer. Katie's punching Heather in the face now and her body is just wide open for this beating with Jennifer holding her arms. The bell has rung. Who is next? Oh boy! This one's getting a reaction from the crowd." "Look at Jan, Darren, she's walking towards the ring and the first thing I'll say is that is definitely the most expensive bikini we're going to see in the ring. It's light blue with thin white stripes and it even has a white belt with it. One thing about Jan is that she is fashionable." "And as the 19th woman entering the ring today, Jan is definitely getting the biggest reaction from this crowd. We're hearing plenty of cheers from the guys who are loving seeing her pretty face, those enormous boobs, her strong legs and her sexy rugged looking bare feet. But we're hearing the boos too. Jan is an outright bully who has done plenty of awful things to both men and women. When she's around, she's in charge, and everyone knows it. She's beaten up Amber and I don't know of her ever losing a fight. Let's see what she does when she gets in the ring. She's been moving slowly but she's walking in now." "She's going right for Amber, Darren, who is still on the ground. She just grabbed Amber's hair with her hands and pulled her right up. That woke Amber up and Amber looks like she's about to cry. Amber's tough but she is no match for Jan. Jan has Amber in the corner. Oh, she just elbowed Amber right in the head. Amber looks like she's not going to know what day of the week it is when she wakes up. Jan just elbowed her again. I wonder if Jan's too dangerous to even be in this ring. I'm sure if she had the strength to, Amber would run out of the ring on her own. Jan has her arms around Amber's legs. She's having trouble lifting Amber up. Jan's strong but Amber is anything but light. She's got Amber up now though. Damn, does Jan look strong. She's lifting Amber over the rope. Amber's going. Amber's out. Amber's been eliminated. The bell has rung! Who's coming next? It's Jamie." "Chip, Jamie's body looks petite in that blue bikini that she's wearing but don't let her fool you. She grew up on a farm and her body is extremely strong. She knows how to fight too. She's beaten up Amanda before so now there's going to be another one in the ring that's beaten up Amanda who is still on the ground. Jamie's entering the ring. She is number 20 so there is no more timer. Every woman in the ring right now has a chance to win it. 9 women are in the ring right now - Jennifer, Heather, Katie, Jan, Jamie, Amanda, Gina, Hannah, and Laura." "Let's take a quick look at where all of them are at, Darren. Jennifer is still holding onto Heather and Katie is beating on her. Heather is still conscious but Katie's punches don't just look as tough as Jennifer's and I have a feeling if Jennifer was the one beating on her, Heather would be done. Amanda and Gina are still on the ground. Laura has pushed Hannah into the corner. Hannah can't push her away but Laura can't seem to get her out of the ring." "Chip, it looks like Jan and Jamie are about to go at it. Jamie charged at Jan, jumped up, and she put Jan in a headlock. She pulled Jan down and now has her in a headlock against her hip. She just punched Jan in the face a few times. Jan is pushing on Jamie's arms trying to get free before she takes too many punches." "Amanda is finally starting to get up. Gina has put her hands to her head and it looks like she is in too much pain from the kick she took from Jennifer to do anything. Amanda is standing up but she's being careful. She pushing at Gina with her bare feet like she's testing a dead animal with a stick. Gina hasn't moved since she put her hands to her head but Amanda looks unsure of what she wants to do. Gina is heavy and I don't know that Amanda is strong enough to lift her up on her own. She also knows that there are two women in this ring that have beaten her up and I'm sure she wants to be careful because of that as well." "Laura has moved Hannah away from the corner and now has her up against the ropes. Hannah's heavier than Laura is but Laura's gotten off multiple punches, most of them to Hannah's face, and Hannah looks like she's not able to fight back. Laura is pushing Hannah against the top rope. Look at the way that top rope is stretching with all of Hannah's weight on it. Laura can't quite get Hannah over that rope because of how heavy she is but that rope is really stretching and if Laura does get Hannah to flip over it, Hannah is going to hit the ground outside of the ring hard." "Jennifer and Katie look like they're confident that Heather is done and I can't say that I disagree. She's bruised up, a bit bloody, and doesn't look like she's going to be able to fight anyone anymore. Jennifer and Katie now each are on one side of Heather and each have her by one arm. They're walking her over to the ropes. It looks like they are going to throw her out. They've got Heather up near the ropes now. They're working on pushing her. Heather looks like she still might be trying to resist a bit. Oh, Heather just pulled her arms free! Neither Jennifer nor Katie was ready for that. Heather has each of them in a headlock. She looks like something out of a horror movie right now with her face bloody and that look on her face like she wants to snap both of their necks. She's squeezing as hard as she can and Jennifer and Katie both can't get out. Heather is now leaning her weight more into Jennifer. She just let go of Katie and gave her a palm strike in the nose. Katie is stunned. Jennifer can't get free from that headlock and Heather is pushing her against the ropes. It looks like Heather is going to throw her out. Katie's still stunned and she's not going to be able to help her. Heather's lifting Jennifer up. She's got her going over the ropes. Look at that look on Jennifer's face, she wants to stop her but she can't. Heather just threw Jennifer over the top rope and Jennifer hit the ground hard. Jennifer has been eliminated!" "Chip, Jennifer does not like this at all. It looks like she got hit with adrenaline a bit too late as she just jumped to her feet and two security guards had to grab her and are having to hold her back from getting back in there and attacking Heather. Jennifer's furious but those guards are making sure she's not getting back in. Heather's paying her no mind. She's turned her back on her and she just punched Katie in the face." "And Darren you have to respect what Heather has done today. She drew #2 but she may as well have been #1 as her and Jennifer started in the ring at the same time. She's still standing in there with the last of them and the earliest number in there now besides Heather is Hannah who had drawn #12. Whether she wins this entire thing or not, Heather's performance today is definitely one of the best." "Chip, I'm not sure how much longer Hannah is going to last in there either. Laura has her bikini with her left hand and is just punching away at her face with her right hand. You look at all of Hannah's flab and it's obvious the only reason that Laura hasn't thrown her out yet is she's just too heavy. But the way Heather is beating on her now, it doesn't matter how heavy Hannah is, her body is going to be useless and then Laura will just be able to flip her over that rope." "Jan's managed to get out of Jamie's headlock. Jamie gave it a good shot against potentially the most dominant woman in that ring right now but, although Jamie is strong, she now just looks overmatched. Jan just picked her up and threw her on the mat hard. Jan just picked her up and did it again. Jamie looks like she's about to start crying. Jan won't having any trouble getting her out of the ring since she's bigger than her so I don't think Jamie has much time left." "Heather just punched Katie in the face again. Katie just threw a kick at Heather but Heather caught her leg in the air. Katie's kick just had nothing behind it, she's already been beaten up enough in the short time she's been in this ring, and she doesn't look like she's able to fight." "Darren, Heather meanwhile, looks like she's got a rush of adrenaline. She's spinning Katie around while holding onto her leg. She just threw Katie down. Katie looks like she's about to start crying. Heather just yelled something at Katie, no one could hear what it was over this crowd noise, but she looks energized. She just bent down, grabbed Katie by her bikini, and yanked her to her feet. Katie punched Heather in the face and all that did was look like it pissed Heather off more. Heather just pushed Katie away from her towards the ropes. She punched Katie again. Katie reached arms up and just grabbed Heather's throat with her hands." "Chip, Katie isn't accomplishing anything at this point other than getting Heather angrier at her and looking at Heather now, that's not a good place for Katie to be in. Heather just put her hands on Katie's throat and is squeezing. Look at how red Katie's face is getting. Katie just gave up on her choke and is now just trying to pull Heather's hands off of her as her face is getting purple. Heather reached back and punched Katie in the face again. She punched her again. Oh, look at that elbow Heather just hit Katie in the face with. Katie just flew over the top rope and you could see her face getting knocked out right when Heather hit her. Katie's on the floor outside the ring. Katie's been eliminated!" "Jamie is on her back. Jan just reached down to try and get her again. From lying on her back, Jamie just pushed her bare foot into Jan's stomach and hit her with a bicycle kick. Jan looks unsure if she wants to go in at Jamie again after that one. Jamie just used her leg and tried to sweep both of Jan's legs out from under her but Jan's legs didn't move." "And any confidence that Jamie had been building up is gone now, Chip. You can see how unsure she looks of herself from the ground. Jan's moving to the side of her so Jamie can't kick her again and Jamie can't move fast enough to keep up with her. Jan just grabbed Jamie's bikini and yanked the lighter girl to her feet again. Jamie punched Jan in the face and Jan doesn't look bothered by it. Jan just launched Jamie into the ropes. Jamie almost fell but she held onto the ropes to stay up. Here comes Jan. Jamie just kneed Jan in her thigh. That would have hurt anyone else but Jan's legs are too strong to be hurt. Jan just bent down and grabbed Jamie's legs. She's about to flip her over the ropes. Jamie is punching her on the top of her head. Jan's still going about her business. She flipped Jamie over. Jamie has been eliminated." "Heather was waiting for that one, Darren. She just came up at Jan from the side and punched her on the side of the head. Jan turned around and punched her right back. These girls are going at it now. Jan just grabbed Heather. Jan's pushing Heather across the ring and Heather's too weak to stop her. Jan looks like she's building momentum now!" "Heather put a good run together tonight, Chip, but it looks like she is done for. The ropes saved her from being eliminated right there but I'm not sure for how long. Jan is beating on Heather's bloody face with a sick smile on her face like she's enjoying it. Heather's got her guard up and is just trying to reduce the beating now. Jan just elbowed Heather in the side of the head. It looks like that strike knocked Heather out. Heather was about to drop but Jan caught her. Jan is holding Heather and can do whatever she wants with her now." "And it looks like what she wants to do is eliminate her. She lifted Heather up off of the ground and Heather's out of it so she couldn't try and stop her. Jan threw Heather over the top rope. Heather's been eliminated!" "Chip, you have to respect what Heather did in this ring tonight but it means nothing now as she's lying out cold on the floor. Jan really walloped her and she's looking down at her, still looking pleased about what she did." "This is exactly why no one messes with Jan. Jan's finally taking her attention away from Heather and she's moving back to bring her attention to the ring. She's looking fresh." "Gina is still not moving on the ground and Amanda is still poking at her with her foot. That roundhouse kick from Jennifer feels like it was forever ago but Gina's still feeling the effect of it. Here comes Jan over to Amanda and Gina, let's see what she's going to do." "Jan and Amanda are just talking. It looks like they're going to work on throwing Gina out of the ring. Laura still hasn't gotten Hannah out of the ring even though Hannah hasn't done any kind of retaliation. Laura might need some help with her but she's not going to get in any time soon." "Jan's starting to pick Gina up by the legs. Amanda's putting her hands under Gina's armpits. Jan's got Gina's legs up easily but it looks like Amanda isn't strong enough to lift Gina up." "Amanda has thick legs and that huge ass but her upper body is weak. You can see how skinny her pale arms look compared to every other girl that is in that ring right now." "And Jan is looking pissed! She does not look happy about the fact that Amanda isn't strong enough to lift Gina up. She's yelling at her now and Amanda looks too stupid and oblivious to react to it. The two of them are switching now. Amanda has Gina by the legs. Jan just easily picked up Gina's upper body. Gina's looks out cold, she's meaningless now, but Jan just showed off how much stronger she is than Amanda." "I don't think I would want to be Amanda once the two of them get Gina out of this ring, Darren." "If they get her out. Jan easily has Gina's upper body lifted up but Amanda's having trouble even holding up Gina's legs. Jan's doing all of the work as they carry Gina over towards the ropes with Jan comfortably holding onto Gina's upper body and Amanda practically dragging Gina's legs." "Not only that, Darren, but Amanda looks like she is tiring out from this. Look at her, she's huffing and puffing. It doesn't look like it's any work for Jan." "And you gotta wonder, Chip, I can't imagine Gina is going to stay out forever. She's a strong girl, she's definitely stronger than Amanda is, and she very well might be stronger than Jan too. If she wakes up before they get her out ... " "Oh, it doesn't look like it's going to make a difference. Losing her patience, Jan just pulled Gina away from Amanda. Jan's dragging Gina along kind of propped up like a scarecrow. She's got Gina over at the rope. Gina's still out cold. Oh, Jan just punched her again to make sure. Gina's heavy but Jan's strong enough where it doesn't matter. Jan's lifting Gina up more. She's having some trouble but she's got her. Amanda's just standing there like an idiot watching Jan do the job that she wasn't able to offer any help with. Jan's got Gina up higher. She's going over the rope. Gina's out!" "Jan's not wasting any time, Chip. She just looked at Amanda and pointed over to Laura and Hannah. Laura is giving Hannah quite the beating but she cannot get the heavy girl over the ropes. Here come Jan and Amanda." "Jan just kicked Laura in the hip. Laura turned around. Laura might be more aware than we think. She didn't even look at Jan. She's charged Amanda!" "Oh, Amanda was not ready for that one at all! Did you see that deer-in-the-headlights look on Amanda's face as she froze there when Laura charged her? Laura just pulled Amanda right off her feet and she's easily carrying Amanda across the ring like that. Amanda's a lot lighter than Laura is but based on how tired Laura just looked a second ago when she looked like she couldn't beat on Hannah any longer, it's impressive that she's able to just carry Amanda around like this." "Laura just slammed Amanda into the turnbuckle. Look at that focused look on Laura's beautiful face. She's tired but she's not messing around. She knows she can wreck Amanda and it looks like she's going to. She just picked Amanda up in another bear hug again. She could throw her out of the ring now. But she's not going to. She's carrying Amanda towards the center of the ring. Look at the ease she is carrying her with and Amanda just has to go along with it. Laura is just naturally strong." "Laura just slammed Amanda down on the center of the mat. Amanda's lying there, her eyes are watered up, and she looks like she doesn't know where she is. Laura is now straddling her. Look at how thick Laura's legs look around Amanda's skinny upper body. You almost have to feel sorry for Amanda as there's no way she is going to be strong enough to get Laura off of her." "Laura just punched Amanda in the face. She punched her again. It looks like Amanda's going to ... " "Oh Jan just came up from behind Laura and grabbed her arm in the air before she was able to get another punch off. Laura was not ready for that one. Jan just pulled Laura up to her feet. Laura looks completely off-balance and Jan is pulling her backwards." "Did you see that, Darren?? Hannah just fell over the top rope on her own. She was lying draped over it after taking quite the beating from Laura. The ropes were the only things holding her up and keeping her in the ring but they couldn't support her weight anymore. She just flopped right over, you could see her flab jiggling as she did. Hannah is out! We are down to three." "Laura managed to get her footing a bit and Jan wasn't able to pull her all of the way to the ropes. Jan's struggling to pull her now. She's still got her in the chokehold but Laura is pulling on Jan's arm. These are possibly the two strongest women that stepped foot in this ring tonight and what a way to end this thing seeing which of the two is the strongest." "Don't forget Amanda is still in this ring too, though after watching what Laura just did to her, and watching Jan show her up right before that, it's hard to imagine that Amanda has any kind of a chance of being the winner of this thing." "She's not giving up, though! She just lifted her leg and kicked Laura in the hip, I think that might have been the same spot that Jan just kicked her. Laura's in pain and she's holding her hip. Jan still has her arm around Laura's neck. Amanda just kicked Laura again. It doesn't get much more frustrating and humiliating than being kicked by Amanda Weinberg's bare feet and not being able to do anything about it." "Amanda's kicks look like they weakened Laura. Jan's pulling Laura over towards the ropes now. Laura's pulling as hard as she can on Jan's arms but she cannot pull them off of her. You can tell that her hip is still bothering her too. Jan just threw Laura against the ropes but she didn't go out. Jan just punched Laura in the face. Laura punched Jan back. It was a good one and there's some blood coming from Jan's mouth but Jan isn't bothered by it. Jan punched her back. Laura swung and missed." "Jan's now pushing all of her weight into Laura and pushing her right up against the ropes. Laura certainly doesn't lack weight but you can tell that she's bothered being sandwiched between Jan and the ropes like that. Jan just punched Laura a couple of more times. Amanda has no shame of just standing there in the center of the ring, not getting involved." "This could work out in Amanda's favor, Darren. She's clearly no match for either of these girls one-on-one. But if Jan gets tired out enough before she's able to eliminate Laura ... " "I still don't think that's going to make a difference, Chip. Jan doesn't look like she's losing that much energy and ... " "Oh Laura has found some energy and retaliated! She grabbed a hold of Jan's shoulders and she's pushing her towards the center of the ring. Amanda better move or these two stronger girls are going to run into her and knock her right over! Oh, Amanda just got out of the way on time. She seems to not want anything to do with the fight going on between Jan and Laura and she is literally just standing there watching. Look at her skinny upper body and those thick legs and big ass on Amanda. Her bony, bare feet look so big. You watch her standing there not looking nearly as strong as the other two girls and it makes you wonder why she signed up for the Royal Rumble to begin with." "Jan has gotten her footing and these two girls are pushing at each other as hard as they can. Look at how big Jan's legs are, how thick her arms look, and how big her boobs are. Look at how thick and round overall Laura looks. These are two strong girls and I think it's almost a given at this point that one of the two of them is going to be the winner. You can see the looks on their faces, they are both fighting with all they have, it might come down to who wants it more, or who just has more energy." "Laura has taken control! She's pushing Jan backwards and Jan can't stop her. Laura does have incredibly strong legs. Jan's looking pissed off that she can't do anything to stop her and she's looking worried now. Laura just pushed Jan against the ropes hard and Jan barely stayed in the ring." "Jan just put Laura in a headlock. She's got Laura's head locked up against her hip and now she's punching her in the face. Laura's fighting as hard as she can, she probably has more lower-body strength than Jan does, but she doesn't have her in upper-body strength." "Laura just pulled out of it. Her face is red and her eyes are completely watered up. She stood up. She just threw a wild swing at Jan but Jan ducked and Laura missed completely. Jan punched Laura in the face. Laura looks like she might be too big to get out of the ring." "Jan's bent low as Laura is still stunned from the punch. Jan's got her arms around Laura's legs. She's trying to lift her up but she can't. She's not even bothering to ask Amanda for help who is back in the center of the ring just watching again. Even I'm getting angry looking at that stupid look on Amanda's face as she just stands there not participating at all." "Jan's got Laura off of the ground. She's grunting trying to get her up, it's taking plenty of effort for her but it looks like she's going to do it. We very well could be down to our final two in just a moment here." "Oh, but Jan couldn't get her up and Laura just fell on her. Jan had her head between Laura's legs trying to get her over the rope but she couldn't lift her anymore. She couldn't hold her and Laura fell on top of her, her big juicy ass and all 190 however many pounds of her behind it all just fell on Jan's head." "Laura doesn't look like she's in much of a better place though, Darren. That last punch from Jan may have just done her in. She just rolled off of Jan and it doesn't look like either girl quite knows where she is right now." "Amanda's finally coming over to check it out. Amanda actually looks fresh now but the problem is she's not strong enough to lift up either of these girls regardless of the state that either of them are in. She's standing above them with her hands on her hips, looking like so dumb as she just stood there as a spectator while the two of them fought It out hard. I'm not sure if either of these girls are going to get up any time soon and you can already hear the boos starting in the crowd, the crowd not happy that Amanda isn't trying to do anything." "And Darren, those boos are getting louder now but it looks like they are motivating Jan even if they are not directed at her. Jan's starting to push herself up with a look on her face like she's getting a second wind. Laura is still lying there looking like she doesn't know what's going on. I just don't know how Jan's going to be able to get her up. She already wasn't able to lift her up last time and now she's hurting a lot more while Laura is on the ground as opposed to up and leaning against the ropes. Laura's a lot heavier than Gina is and the two of them could barely get Gina out of the ring." "Jan's giving it a shot though. She's made it to her knees, she has her hands on the top of Laura's bikini and she's trying to pull her up. Amanda just walked over to try and help and Jan just gave her a stiff-arm to keep her away. She knows after what happened with Gina that Amanda doesn't offer much in the way of help." "Jan's doing it. Look at the strength and determination of this girl. She's pulling Laura to her feet. Say what you want about Jan but she is as tough as they come. Laura still doesn't know where she is after taking that last punch from Jan. Jan's pulling harder. She's got Laura to her feet." "Jan's putting all of her bodyweight into Laura trying to push her out. She still can't do it. Amanda is still just standing there watching. Jan just took a few steps back. Jan looks exhausted but she's going to do something. Look at the way she just got her leg up! She threw a side kick and the bottom of her foot connected right with the center of Laura's face. That was enough to get her out of the ring. Laura's big, heavy body just flipped right over the ropes and it looks like Jan knocked her into next week!" "Oh and here comes Amanda now. She just sneak attacked Jan and punched her in the back of the head. Amanda just tried to steal the victory!" "It didn't work well for her, Chip. Jan just turned around and even though she looks completely worn out you can see in her eyes that her adrenaline is at full force now. She's walking towards Amanda and pointing at her. The crowd is so loud that no one can hear what Jan is saying to her." "Darren, all you need to do is look at the two reactions of these girls and you can have some idea. Jan looks like she's out for blood. Amanda is backing away. I wouldn't say that Amanda looks afraid but she definitely looks concerned." "Chip, I'd say Amanda is handling this pretty well all things considered. Laura is still down on the ground outside the ring and she is not moving. It's got to be terrifying having Jan staring her down like that after seeing what Jan just did." "Jan just lunged at Amanda! She put her arms underneath her armpits, hauled her right off of the ground, lifted her up high and she just slammed her down. She's pointing at Amanda who now looks shaken up after taking that." "And you know what Jan just said that time, Chip. You could read her lips and I think I might have even heard her over the noise. She said 'Dead!' right when she was pointing at Amanda." "It's clear what Jan has on her mind now. She could obviously just easily eliminate Amanda now but she's going to make her suffer first. That's what Jan does. As long as Jan doesn't break any of the rules she can keep Amanda in this ring as long as she wants to torture her. That cheap shot by Amanda wasn't a smart idea but you still can't help but feel bad for her knowing what's ahead of her." "Jan just bent down and lifted Amanda right up again. She's got her up high. She's throwing Amanda down again. She just punched Amanda in the face on Amanda's way down and it looks like Amanda hit the ground even harder than she did last time." "Jan's bending down to grab Amanda again. Amanda just threw her legs up in the air in a desperate attempt to keep Jan away from her." "Chip, I just can't get over how unattractive Amanda is in these different positions. Looking at her legs up in the air, they've got to be the palest legs I've ever seen. They're so disproportionately thick to her skinny upper body and none of that looks like muscle even though I know they are strong. And her bare feet are so big, pale, and bony. By rule all of the women had to fight barefoot today but I think just about everyone would have been OK if an exception was made to allow Amanda to wear wrestling shoes." "Well Darren, she just used the bottom of one of those bare feet to push against Jan's thigh and push her away. She just did it again. You can tell Jan's just getting angrier which I think anyone would be having Amanda's feet push against them like that. The last thing Amanda should be doing now is instigating Jan even more. She has no chance of beating her and the best idea for her would probably just be to submit." "For the time being at least, what Amanda's doing is working. Every time Jan tries to get close Amanda's pushing her away with her bare feet. Jan has her fists up and she's got a nice little gift ready for Amanda's face whenever she is able to get by her feet." "Darren, Jan just cannot clear her feet. Jan just tried to quickly move around them and Amanda spun around on her back still getting her feet in Jan's way. Jan's starting to look really frustrated and I can feel her humiliation from here. Amanda is pretty well-rested right now and even just moving around trying to get by Amanda's feet seems to be wearing Jan out more for every second it continues." "Amanda just pushed her feet into Jan's thighs two more times. Jan cannot get by her feet." "Jan's really looking frustrated now. She just made an aggressive attempt to get by Amanda's legs. It looks like she's going to ... " "Amanda just got her legs out and wrapped them around Jan's ribs! Amanda just locked her ankles. Jan's pushing on Amanda's legs trying to free herself from them. Jan's a lot stronger than Amanda is but Amanda's legs are strong and Jan's going to have a tough time getting free from them just using her hands. Jan's down on her knees now, trapped between Amanda's legs, not in the best position." "Darren, it's obvious how tired Jan is now too. She's using all she has left trying to get free from Amanda's legs but at this point it's just wearing her out. Amanda almost looks comfortable just lying on her back, her legs securely wrapped around Jan, and her ankles locked." "Jan is seething now and her face is red. She looks furious and if she's able to get out of this Amanda's going to be in a lot of trouble. But I'm not sure if she's going to be able to." "Amanda's toying with Jan now using her legs to rock Jan back and forth. There's nothing Jan can do about it and Amanda's throwing her off balance enough where she's not even able to try and fight out of it. You can hear some of the audience even starting to laugh at Jan. Amanda's rocking her harder. Jan's got to be going crazy. Look at how thick Amanda's legs are." "Amanda just used her legs to throw Jan down on her side. Jan's shoulder hit hard, her head shook around, and the side of her head hit the mat. That shook her up and Jan looks hurt. Look at the amount of water in her eyes after Amanda did that to her. She looks like she might start crying." "Now Amanda's getting aggressive. She's sitting up on Jan forcing her on her back. She's straddling her. She's got Jan pinned down. Jan looks like she needs to work hard to get deep breaths in. Look at how big Amanda's ass is sitting on her." "Chip, Jan's got Amanda pinned down firmly but I don't know what she's going to do next. You cannot eliminate someone from the Royal Rumble by pin no matter how long you pin them. Eventually she's going to have to try and get Jan up and Jan looks so fired up now that the second Amanda gets off of her Jan looks like she's going to rip her head off." "Oh and Amanda is definitely pushing the limits right here. She's lifted her legs up and she just put both of her feet on Jan's face. She's rubbing her feet up and down covering Jan's entire face with them. Jan grabbed Amanda's ankles and is trying to stop her but her arms have no chance against Amanda's legs. You can't even see Jan's face right now as they're covered with Amanda's bony feet right now you can see the fury in her body language." "Chip, it looks like Amanda is winning this crowd over. This entire place was booing her when she was approaching the ring but now they are cheering her on. 'Amanda, Amanda!', you can hear all of them cheering in sync. Jan's bullied plenty of men and women and now it sounds like everyone is glad to see her finally getting a taste of her own medicine." "But now Amanda's got her hands in the air and she's moving her hands down, motioning for the audience to be quiet. I don't see Amanda being able to quiet this crowd down though, they are way too riled up." "Chip, she's actually taking control of this crowd, though. She keeps motioning with her arms and they are actually quieting them down. The cheers are lessening. They're pretty much gone now. Just a few moments ago this place was roaring and now you could hear a pin drop in here." "Smell my feet!" Amanda yelled loudly. "Kiss my tootsies! You're my foot bitch now!" "Darren, Amanda is still rubbing her feet all over Jan's face. Probably at least half of the arena was just able to hear Amanda call her, her foot bitch but that annoying sounding laugh that Amanda let out was heard by everyone it was so loud. I actually just heard Jan grunt it's so quiet in here. The crowd is staying quiet wanting to hear what is going on in the ring. Amanda ass is still firmly holding Jan down." "Amanda just lifted her feet off of Jan's face but they're only a few inches up. From the right angle you can see the look on Jan's face. She still looks like she wants to rip Amanda's head off but she also looks like she's going to lose her mind if she's not able to get Amanda off of her soon." "My feet smell good, don't they?" Amanda said and then she started patting Jan's face with her feet, rotating each foot. "Pitter patter, pitter patter." "Darren, Jan just swiped Amanda's feet away from her face." "You are so fucking dead!" Jan yelled, sounding like she was about to cry but the anger in her voice was frightening. "Let's see you try and get me out of this ring! You can sit your big ass on me as long as you want but you're not going to win this and the second you get off of me I'm going to ... ." "Oh shut up!" Amanda interrupted with her obnoxious sounding laugh. "Chip, Amanda just shoved half of her foot right in Jan's mouth! She looks like she's going to stick her entire foot down her throat. Jan's pulling on Amanda's leg trying to pull it out. Amanda is gagging her with her foot. There's nothing Jan can do, even if she wanted to bite Amanda's foot I don't know that she'd be able to do that because Amanda's got her foot shoved in there so deep I'm not sure Jan could move her jaw enough to even bite." "The thing is, Darren, is that Jan is right that Amanda's going to have to get off of her eventually if she wants to win this. I'm looking at Jan's eyes right now as Amanda is still shoving her foot in there and I see craziness. Amanda seriously better stop instigating her like this, though it's probably too late now." "That annoying laugh coming out of Amanda's mouth isn't making this any better. Jan is fighting with all she has trying to get Amanda's foot out of her mouth and you can see she's really working hard to breathe through her nose. Her mouth can't breathe at all with that foot stopping it." "You're my foot bitch!" Amanda yelled cheerily. "You'll always be my foot bitch!" "Darren, Jan finally just pulled Amanda's foot out of her mouth though it looks like Amanda just may have allowed her to do it." "You are dead!" Jan yelled, not scaring Amanda at all as she mocked Jan by rubbing her cheek with the bottom of her foot. Jan pushed it away. "Bitch you are so fucking dead. Remember when I just kicked Laura in the head and knocked her out of the ring? I'm going to do the same thing to you but I'm not going to knock you out of the ring. No, I'm going to slam you on the ground and kick your fucking head over and over. I ain't gonna fucking stop and there isn't shit you'll be able to do about it you ugly fucking cunt bitch! So I fucking dare you, put your fucking feet in my face one more time!!" "You're my foot bitch!" Amanda said cheerily, almost singing it. "Chip, Amanda just put her feet on Jan's face again. I think this woman is too stupid to realize who she is instigating and that she's pushing it way too far. She's rubbing her feet in Jan's face more. Jan's trying her best to push them away. She can't. Finally she did." "Darren, Amanda just jumped to her feet! She got off of Jan! What's going to happen?" "Amanda's running towards the ropes. Jan just need to get a breath after finally having Amanda's big ass off of her. Jan just jumped to her feet but Amanda jumped over the ropes out of the ring eliminating herself!" "Look at the look on Jan's face, Darren, she doesn't care about this Royal Rumble anymore she just wants to get her hands on Amanda and make her pay. She's running towards the ropes. The referee just stood in her way. He's got his hands on Jan's shoulders not letting her get by. Jan's tough but this referee, he is 6'7 and probably weighs 260 pounds. They picked a big referee for this event with good reason. Jan's still trying to get by as Amanda is walking towards the dressing rooms. You can tell Jan wants nothing more than to get to her and she's not giving up. Two more security guards have come into the ring to make sure Jan can't get at Amanda. Jan looks like she's going to go insane." "Ladies and gentlemen!" the announcer said over the loudspeaker. "Here is your winner of tonight's Royal Rumble - JAN ... LAFLEUR!!!!!!" "Chip, Jan could not care less about being the winner. She wants to get a hold of Amanda before she gets away but it's not going to happen. Look at Amanda. She's almost dancing as she makes her way back to the locker rooms and seeing an awkward, pale woman with such a big ass and big legs with such a thin upper body is not a pretty sight." "The crowd loves it, though. It's not quiet in here anymore and they are all yelling the same thing right at Jan." "FOOT BITCH, FOOT BITCH, FOOT BITCH ... " the crowd yelled repeatedly. "Look at Jan, Chip. She has a packed arena mocking her as she stands there and now she can't even get by security to get away from it. She looks like she's going to lose it but she's helpless. The crowd just keeps getting louder!" "FOOT BITCH, FOOT BITCH..." they continued to yell. **Email ajbrown2005@yahoo.com if you would like more information on my Custom Stories**