Bar Crawl
By A.J. Brown
Chad suffers a humiliating night out


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Chad walked up to the bar with his date Colleen. The 29-year-old man had been
eyeing Colleen for awhile and was happy that she accepted his offer when he
finally got the courage to ask her out. He walked up to the bar with her to
order a couple of drinks.

Chad looked to his right and was not happy when he saw Laura Dunne wearing a
beige corduroy coat and tight jeans. Laura was a 23-year-old acquaintance of
Chad's. Laura had an absolutely beautiful face and she had nice straight blond
hair. Below Laura's neck wasn't as perfect as her face was. Her upper body was
pretty thick, she had a huge ass, and her legs were huge. She was still a good
looking girl, just a thick one. Laura's thickness was what caused problems for
Chad. He was a slim guy standing at about 5'10 and not weighing more than 160
lbs. Laura was shorter, probably about 5'5, and based on her size Chad guessed
that she probably weighed close to what he weighed if not more. Laura knew she
was bigger and stronger than Chad and would always playfully pick on him when
they saw each other out. Being bullied by a girl who was 6 years younger than
Chad was not something he enjoyed and he was not happy that he had to run into
her when he was out on a date.

Chad and Laura made eye contact across the bar and a huge smile stretched
across her face. The girl did have a beautiful smile but Chad did not want to
see it right now. Laura ran over to Chad, gave him a big hug, lifted him way
off of his feet, and held him there. It must have been a very comical sight
for everyone to see a young, good looking girl holding a gangly guy in the air
against his will but Chad did not enjoy it one bit. His arms swung around and
his legs dangled in the air. He felt her strong arms squeeze him and he looked
down at her powerful legs keeping their balance so well as she held him
airborne. He couldn't have gotten down if he wanted to.

Laura finally put Chad down and then 6 of her friends who were all girls
walked over. "Buy us all a round of drinks" Laura ordered to Chad not even
saying hi or acknowledging that Colleen was there.

"All of you?" Chad asked sounding surprised. "No way. That will cost me over
$30!"

Laura grabbed Chad's arm and bent it behind his back then took her free arm
and wrapped it around the front of him in a bear hug. This hurt Chad's arm a
lot and the bear hug didn't feel good either. Chad struggled to break free but
Laura was a lot stronger and he stood no chance of getting free. The pain plus
the feeling of being bullied by someone must stronger than him caused him to
scream and whine.

"Let go" Chad screamed like a little girl. "Let go of me!!!" Chad made eye
contact with Colleen. She rolled her eyes at him indicating how pathetic she
thought he was.

"I'll leave you two alone" Colleen said and she left the bar. Chad still stood
there whining in Laura's hold. He could see she had a big smile on her face
and the ease that the strong girl was bullying the skinny guy with was
upsetting Chad even more. Finally Laura let Chad go. He looked around. Most of
the other patrons in the bar weren't paying any attention to him but a few
eyes had definitely just watched Laura humiliate Chad.

"OK, time to get us our drinks" Laura said to Chad with a big smile on her
face and the other girls giggled.

"What do you want?" Chad asked and he pulled out his wallet.

"Jager bombs!" Laura said excitedly.

"What?!" Chad replied sounding unpleasantly surprised. "Those are $7 a piece.
With the tip that's going to cost me over $50 for just one round!"

Laura raised her fist at Chad. "Like I said Jager bombs" she laughed and her
friends laughed as well. Chad could not believe her was getting bullied like
this especially by a girl 6 years his junior. He was going to buy this round
of drinks, get the hell out of there, and do his best to forget the night ever
happened. Chad bought the drinks, they all "Cheersed" and drank their shot.
Chad started to walk away and Laura grabbed him by the hair.

"Where do you think you're going" she asked.

"I'm leaving" he whined as she gripped his hair tighter.

"Oh no you're not" she laughed. "We're doing a bar crawl all around town
tonight and you are coming with us. You are going to be my little bitch!"
Still grabbing him by the hair, Laura dragged Chad through the bar and the
rest of her friends followed. More eyes started to watch now as Laura pulled
Chad around like he was her dog. They all walked out the front door and the
bouncer had a big grin on his face. "I'm taking my bitch to the next bar"
Laura said to the bouncer with a big smile and he smiled back. Chad's
humiliation was getting worse by the second.

Laura pulled Chad through the streets by his hair and they all walked up to
the next bar. The bouncer made everyone pull their ID's out and Chad had to do
so with Laura gripping his hair.

"What did he misbehave or something?" the bouncer joked.

"Yeah he's my bitch and he was getting a little mouthy before" Laura laughed
back. "He'll learn not to do that again." Chad was mortified and it was
beginning to feel like he was just experiencing a horrible nightmare but the
pain he could feel from Laura pulling on his hair reminded him that this was
all too real. They all walked into the bar and many heads turned at the sight
of Laura pulling Chad around by his hair. They walked up to the bar and Laura
finally let go of him. "Get us a round of Margarita's this time" Laura
ordered. That was going to be even more expensive than the Jager bombs and
Chad was glad that he did not even have the cash to buy that much.

"That'll be over $60" he objected. "I don't even have that much cash on me."

"Then it's time to get out the credit card" Laura replied. "And I know you
have one with you because I saw it when you pulled out your ID to show the
bouncer." Was this girl serious? It was still very early in the night and at
this rate Laura was going to rack up over $1000 on Chad's card. He did not
make a lot of money and it was going to take him many, many months to pay off
this one night of drinking with a bunch of people that he didn't even like. He
looked at Laura. She was so thick and so strong. Chad had no choice. He pulled
out his credit card to buy the girls their next round of drinks. Everyone
drank their drinks including Chad and he sat their like a little sissy boy as
the girls laughed and joked. When they finished their drinks Laura dragged
Chad out of the bar by his hair, dragged him through the streets like a sissy
bitch, and brought him into the next bar with the rest of her girls.

When they got into the next bar Laura made Chad by them another expensive
round of drinks. He had now spent over $150 on them in less than an hour. He
sipped at his Long Island Iced Tea. He had already been drinking before he ran
into Laura and now he had to piss real badly. "I have to go to the bathroom"
he said and he stood up. Laura grabbed him by the hair.

"No way am I letting you walk away so you can sneak off" Laura ordered and she
grabbed his hair tightly.

"Then walk with me" he said angrily. "I really have to go!"

"Don't tell me what to do!" Laura said with disgust.

"I really, really have to go!" Chad protested feeling his bladder fill up more
as he spoke.

"Tough" Laura responded. "Learn to hold it." Chad sat back down. Another 5
minutes or so passed and Chad felt like he was going to burst. He had to piss
worse than he ever had in his life. This was getting out of control. He had to
go to the bathroom.

Chad stood up again. "Look I have to go to the bathroom or I am going to
explode" Chad said sounding desperate hoping Laura would see the urgency of
the situation. She grabbed Chad by the hair again.

"Oh really?" she laughed. "Hey girls how funny would it be if my bitch peed
his pants in this bar?" Chad could not believe what he was hearing. Every time
he thought things couldn't get worse they did. With a big smile on her
beautiful face Laura held Chad by the hair and began poking Chad's bladder
with her fingers. The girls laughed as she did this and she just looked at
Chad with her large grin challenging him to do anything about it. The poking
was too much for Chad and he felt himself pissing his pants for the first time
in about 24 years. At first it did feel good to finally let loose but when he
looked down at his soaking wet pants he couldn't believe what had just
happened. All of the girls laughed at him and mocked him. Everyone finished up
their drinks and Laura grabbed Chad by the hair and escorted out of the bar,
through the streets, and up to the entrance of the next bar.

"Did he piss his pants?" the bouncer asked Laura as she held Chad's hair
acting like Chad was not even there.

"Yeah, he did" Laura laughed.

"Well if he's that drunk he's not coming in here" the bouncer replied angrily.

"He's not that drunk" Laura said with a big grin. "He's just an idiot!"

"Well he's still not coming in here like that" the bouncer stated.

"OK sissy" Laura said to Chad. "Looks like we gotta take you home and get you
cleaned up. Chad was relieved that this humiliating bar crawl was finally over
with. They walked to the cars of two of the girls that had driven out. The
girls starting piling in the 2 cars.

"He's not sitting in my car like that" the one driver said about Chad. "I
don't want his pissy pants touching my seats.

"He'll just have to ride in the trunk then" Laura stated. Chad did not want to
do this. He had ridden in the trunk of a car before and it scared him to
death. He remembered the last time he had rode in the trunk of a car. It was
literally pitch black and he could not see a thing. It was a terrifying
experience and he was terrified at the thought of having to do it again. Laura
still had him by the hair though and he knew he had no chance of getting away.
Laura threw Chad in the trunk and slammed it shut. It was a horrifying drive.
The driver had no respect for the fact that she had a human being in her
trunk. She was driving extremely fast and taking extremely sharp turns.
Obviously Chad did not have a seatbelt on and if one of those sharp turns was
taken too sharply he could have easily been severely injured or killed by this
bitch but she didn't seem to care as she continued to drive like a maniac. The
smell of his pissy pants in the closed quarters of the trunk was getting worse
by the second.

Chad was extremely grateful when the car stopped and even more grateful when
the trunk opened and he had not gotten hurt. "Get out bitch" Laura ordered and
Chad gladly complied. Laura dragged Chad into whoever's house it was by his
hair. "Time to get you cleaned up" Laura stated. "Go take a shower and do it
quickly so we can get back out to the bars." Chad was disappointed to hear
that the bar crawl was not over with. He jumped in the shower and got himself
cleaned up. When he finished up he wrapped a towel around his waist and then
walked out into the living area where all of the girls were sitting drinking
wine.

"I don't have anything to wear" Chad said matter-of-factly to Laura. She
looked back at him with a big grin on her pretty face.

"Oh I have something for you" Laura said with a big smile and Chad began to
fear what she had in store for him. She left the room and came back holding a
red dress. Chad felt his stomach drop. "You're a lot taller than me but I'm a
lot bigger than you" she smiled. "This should fit you perfectly!" Laura was
completely crossing the line now. Normally Chad would have just ran away but
he was barefoot and he had no clothes on and Laura easily would have just
caught him and beat on him until he wore the dress anyway. Still he could not
go out in public like that. He was going to have to be a man and fight Laura.

"I'm not going out like that" Chad protested. "I'm not going to let you do
that to me." Laura gave a Chad a big smile.

"OK come try and stop me" Laura said with a smile. "Let's see what you've
got." She stood up. Chad took off his towel and stood there butt naked in
front of all of the girls. With more anger in him than he ever had in his life
skinny Chad charged at Laura. His skinny body lunged at her and she easily
threw him on the ground. The problem was that as angry and fired up as Chad
was Laura was a lot bigger and stronger than him and there was just no
possible way his body could outmuscle hers. Laura pinned Chad down on the
floor in front of all of the girls and held him there. He felt her large upper
body overpowering him and her legs which felt stronger than steel held his
legs down. His legs felt like they were trapped in a vice. He whined and
whimpered as Laura and the rest of the girls laughed at Chad's helpless
struggle.

"I'm not going to let you up until you put on the dress" Laura stated with a
sexy smile. Chad thought about his options and as much as he hated to admit it
he knew he had no choice but to obey.

"OK, fine" he mumbled.

"What?" Laura laughed.

"Fine, I'll do it!" Chad shouted. Laura laughed and got off of him. She walked
into her bedroom and came out holding stockings and a razor.

"You're not putting this dress on with those hairy legs" Laura ordered. "Get
in the bathroom and shave your legs before you get dressed. And hurry up so we
can go out again." Chad was mortified but he knew he had no choice. He went
into the bathroom and shaved all of the hair off his scrawny legs. He walked
out of the bathroom still naked and all of the girls laughed at him. Laura
dressed him up in the stockings, the red dress, and high heels. "I knew the
dress would fit perfectly!" Laura said proudly. She then pulled out a makeup
kit and dolled up his face. That was the icing on the cake but Chad was
beginning to come to accept the fact that he was now living in hell. When
Laura finished up her work all the girls sat their laughing at Chad standing
there wearing the red dress, with his legs shaved, wearing the stockings and
the high heels, and his face covered in makeup. Laura grabbed Chad by the hair
again and dragged him out of the house. "It's only 12 a.m." she said happily.
"We still have 2 hours before the bars close. Let's go continue the bar
crawl!" They went back out. The girls were kind enough to let Chad ride in the
back seat of the car this time instead of the trunk.

The rest of the night consisted of Laura dragging Chad around from bar to bar
by the hair with him dressed up like a woman. People stared. People took
pictures. Laura made Chad pay for all of their drinks for the rest of the
night and he ended up charging a total of $800 to his credit card which he did
not have. People he knew saw him out at the bars dressed up like a woman and
getting pulled around by his hair and he wondered what all of his peers would
think of him now. All of the bouncers and bartenders laughed at him and a lot
of hot girls were looking at him like the freak that he was. Finally at 2 a.m.
the night of hell ended and they all went back to Laura's house.

When they got home Laura pulled out her camera. "Let's see you do some poses"
Laura laughed. "I don't want this night to end without having some pictures to
remember it by." The rage began to shoot through Chad's body again and it
showed in his face. "What do you want to try and fight me again?" Laura teased
and she set down her camera. "Come on give it a try." Wearing his dress and
makeup Chad charged at Laura again. The result was the same because she was
just too damn strong. Laura smiled as she held Chad down on the ground and all
of his struggling was going absolutely no good. Laura's powerful upper body
and her rock solid legs easily held Chad on the ground. The combination of the
pain, the frustration, and worst of all the utter humiliation of this entire
night caused Chad to cry and tears started pouring down his face. "Oh look,
the little sissy is crying now" Laura laughed. "Girls, come take a picture of
my little sissy slut crying like a baby." The camera flashed and that caused
Chad to cry even more. He wondered who would be viewing these pictures.

When it was obvious that Chad had no fight left in him Laura got off of him.
Chad just lay on the ground, defeated, wearing his pretty red dress. "OK, I'm
ready for bed" Laura stated. "And I want you out of here sissy boy. Go home.
Since I'm so nice I'll even let you walk home in my pretty red dress." Walk
home? Was she serious? Chad didn't even know where he was. He had no idea how
he was going to find his way home and he knew that walking home alone in a
strange neighborhood, not knowing where he was going, and wearing women's
clothing was not only embarrassing but also dangerous.

"But I don't even know how to get home" he objected. Laura gave him a
threatening look and raised her fist.

"That's not my concern" Laura responded. "Just get out!"

Chad walked through the dark, unfamiliar streets wearing the red dress. He had
absolutely no idea where he was and he realized that his cell phone was back
in his jeans which were still at Laura's house so he couldn't even call for
help if he wanted to. It was a cool night and Chad was cold. It was not
comfortable on his feet walking around in the high heels and when he took them
off that wasn't any better. The realization that he was now $800 in credit
card debt made him feel extremely queasy. He looked around. These streets were
extremely dark and he had no idea what direction to walk in because he had no
idea where he was. He was now forgetting about all of the extreme humiliation
he had suffered that night because now he was scared to death. He couldn't
walk anymore. His feet were in too much pain and the walking wasn't getting
him anywhere anyway. He sat down next to a tree. It was getting colder and
colder and the dress wasn't providing any warmth. Chad felt like a lost child.
He huddled up next to the tree and started to cry like a baby somewhat out of
humiliation but much more out of fear.