It still haunts me Part 15: The trip to the Shredder's mansion The three of us were inside the powerful vehicle going about the city to reach the highway and then on to a northward trip that would take about three hours. I was sitting in a squatting position and she placed her feet on my two legs. "Start massaging my calves, Alex," she ordered and took a cigarette nervously and lit it. I have not seen her smoking before. Perhaps she was so angry and considering some plans of death and destruction in her own mind. I was really scared and tried to avoid being an extra burden on her wracked nerves, so I just concentrated on the immense pain of calves in front of me. While I was massaging Madame Adele's death-delivering weapons she calls calves, I reflected for a while on how I got into all this in the first place. I felt so humiliated. I had a life and it was a good one. My mother was caring for me. I used to go to the club from time to time and play football and swim with my friends. Now I am a servant for some merciless ladies, preparing their breakfasts [remembering how I used to be served breakfast by mom], inhaling their farts, which impaired my sense of smelling, sucking their toes, eating their shit, drinking their urine, forced to show gratitude for this, and witnessing a murder of a harmless plumber whose larynx was crushed under the foot of Madame Adele, and it all began with just an innocent crush on a sexy lady's legs. I just wondered what else I am going to witness and see. I woke up from my reveries with orders from Madame Adele to take off her flip-flops to make her feel more comfortable. I continued with the calves. The car was air-conditioned. Madame Adele felt so lazy to stretch her arm to use the ash-tray. "Keep your mouth open and point it upward, Alex. I need to drop ashes from my cigarette," she ordered and I obeyed. I kept my mouth open for the ashes from her cigarette. When she finished her cigarette, she ordered Josh to stick out his tongue to snuff out the cigarette butt. He did as ordered without a second's hesitation. He was in agony, I bet. He then swallowed it. "May be he does not want to be a burden on her nerves, too," I thought to myself. Two hours have passed when Madame Adele ordered Josh to stop at a McDonald's on the highway. "Gosh! I am so hungry. You are going to get McDonald's both of you today. Go get me five Big Macs, two big French fries and three big Cole Slaws," she told me and gave me 30 bucks. May be she avoided telling Josh to go because he could not enter the shop with his shackled legs. While I was walking towards McDonald's, I thought why she did not ask me or Josh about what we should eat. May be she decided for us that we would like Big Macs. Perhaps she wanted three for herself, one for me and another for Josh. I ran back to the car to avoid keeping her waiting. She opened the door, received the package and ordered me back where I was. Night was almost descending. We were parking in clear spot away from any eyes. No one would notice me in my position at Madame Adele's feet. Passers- by would see a man in the driver's seat and a woman beside him and they could think they were lovers, but no one would have the slightest idea of what was happening here or the nature of relationship between Madame Adele and Josh. Josh and I sat silently in our places while Madame Adele kept eating a Big Mac after the other with no intention of giving us any. "Could she shit in our mouths here? But how?" I asked myself. She finished the meal. Actually, in my past life I used to live, I could not breathe after eating one Big Mac, and she is here finishing off five, in addition to a huge amount of Cole Slaw and fries. This lady is abnormal. There is something mighty about her. She signaled Josh to drive on. We moved back to the highway and Josh was going at a high speed when instructed by Madame Adele not to exceed 100. She signaled me to come closer to rid her of the excessive gas in her intestines. "Damn! This Cole Slaw gives me a lot of gas here, but what can I do? I like it so much. Anyway, since I have somebody to help me with the gas problem, then I guess I'll have no problem." I moved closer to her ass hole and routinely dipped my nose in there and she started giving me a countless number of farts that sounded like someone giving the Bronx cheer. The odor was horrible though my smelling was damaged, but I inhaled all of them until she said "enough!" "Of course you are wondering about the Big Macs I promised you and thinking I can not give you your meals here the way I used to give you in my house, but don't worry, my dear servants, I had bought two big stainless steel funnels and I placed one here in the car for any emergencies like this," she said, ordering me to open the big glove compartment behind my back and get her the funnel. She took off her tight stretch shorts in the meantime. She took the funnel and placed its wide top under her ass and moved inches forward to install its end into my mouth. "Dear servants, I would never forget on this trip to feed you well. Did you think I am that reckless inconsiderate person?" Shit flowed like hell from that funnel. I gulped huge lumps of these brown devils. She was pushing shit hard with ooohs and aaaahs. Suddenly she stopped and ordered Josh to stop driving and park at the side of the road. "Don't you want your meal, Joshy boy. I know you are hungry. Come here in Alex's place. Alex, sit at the wheel and drive on. Come on the two of you, quickly. I don't have all day. I've got several people to kill," she ordered. In a moment, Josh and I switched places. He sat at the feet of our owner, who was still resting her buttocks at the top of the funnel. She ordered Josh to insert the funnel's end deep into his mouth. As soon as he did, I heard those Bronx cheers again, but this time it was not my mouth receiving the content of her bowels. It was Josh's. She kept pushing lumps of shit and ooohed and aaaahed again as if she was giving birth. In fact, the size of her shit was nearly the size of newly-born babies, or that was what I thought. She emptied all that she has eaten into our digestive systems, and she finally felt comfortable. Madame Adele then ordered me to stop and switch places again with Josh. I sat back at her legs and Josh went on with the driving, still chewing Madame's shit as if it were candy. Madame Adele did not move the funnel away. She grabbed my hair and placed the end again into my mouth. "Time for refreshments, babies. My bladder will explode. I promise I'll piss like a horse into your mouth, Alex dear," she said, sending pee in a gush as if a water pipe was broken. I swallowed and swallowed and no way a drop was going outside my mouth. The end of the funnel was already hitting my palate. She stopped and moved the funnel away. "Now the funnel is clean from inside. Put it back in the compartment, Alex. You will find a large one- liter glass, hand it to me," she commanded. She took it and placed it under her pee hole and nearly filled it and handed it to Josh. "Your refreshments, Josh. Drink it in one go. It's still warm," she addressed him. He took the pee-filled glass and took it in one big gulp with eyes still on the road. "Ah-ah-ah-ahh. There are still few drops, Joshy. I want to place it dry in the compartment," she told him. He took the glass again and swallowed it all until there were no drops coming from the upside down glass hanging over his open mouth. She took the glass and told me to place it back in the compartment, which I did. She ordered me to massage her calves again and snap her toes gently. "We're almost reaching the mansion, Madame. There is a guard sitting inside a sentry box directly at the gate from within," Josh said.