One Humiliating Friday Night by BeegBoy Are all the females in Ken's life stronger than he is? Ken Beaumont was just finishing up his homework when he heard his mother and sister return home from their aerobics class at the health center. Getting an early jump on his school assignments had allowed him to finish them all and he now had the entire weekend ahead to relax and enjoy himself. Maybe he'd take Sara, his girlfriend, to a movie or they'd just crash on her sofa and watch a few videos. As he was putting his books away his sister, Stacy, passed his room dressed in her sweats and called out a cherry hello which he returned. Soon Ken heard the sound of running water, indicating mom and sis were taking their post workout showers before dinner. He grinned to himself and gently shook his head. About three months earlier Stacy and his mother, Grace, has gone on a fitness kick. Ken respected their drive and determination, but couldn't understand what all the fuss about getting in shape was. At 36, Grace was an attractive, if slightly plump, 5'3" woman who very much reminded Ken of the actress who played Mrs. Cunningham in the reruns of the show "Happy Days". Even photos of her at 18 (her age when Ken was born) showed her to be a bit full-figured, but well proportioned and attractive. She and Ken's father had divorced when he was 5, just after Stacy was born, and there hadn't been a steady man in her life since. Maybe, he thought, she was just trying to get in trimmer shape to reenter the dating pool and meet someone, but Ken felt she looked fine as she was. Women, go figure! Stacy, on the other hand, was a 14 year-old couch potato who had inherited her mother's physique. Initially, Grace almost had to drag the girl along with her to the aerobics classes but after a few weeks Stacy began to enjoy herself and was soon getting what she called a "fitness high" from the workouts. Ken could tell his 5'2" little sister certainly had more energy, but while her shape had gotten trimmer, her overall build was still on the hefty side. Guess there's no way to completely beat genetics, Ken figured to himself. Grace had asked Ken to join them at first, but didn't pressure him the way she did Stacy. This was probably due to the fact that Ken didn't appear to be in need of conditioning. Weighing in at 170 lbs. and standing 5'9", he was trim and in good shape. He had dabbled in a few sports but was not what you'd call a jock. Nonetheless, he was solidly built and believed himself as physically strong as any average boy his age. In addition, he'd flat out told Grace that aerobics was for girls, not guys - and his mother hadn't pressed the issue. At dinner, Ken was lost in his thoughts, thinking of ways he and Sara could entertain themselves this weekend, while Grace and Stacy rambled on and on about fitness ad nauseam. "I weighed in at 135 lbs.", Grace sighed, "I don't understand; my clothes are fitting looser on me, but I can't seem to get my weight down." "Stop fretting, mom", Stacy assured her, "It's more how you feel and look than how much you weigh. I feel lots better and full of energy even though I still weigh 120 lbs., the same as when we started" "But how can we be smaller and still weigh that much?" "Because muscle weighs more than fat, so even though we're leaner we still weigh the same, right Ken?" Stacy asked her brother. "I don't think he heard you sweetie", Grace laughed. "Hello Ken....YO KEN!!...earth calling!!!" Stacy teased as she waved her hand in front of her brother's eyes. "Oh...sorry", Ken smiled, "just lost in thought, I guess." "Dreaming about Sara, your great romance?" Stacy teased. "Wouldn't you like to know", he teased back. "Anyway", Stacy continued, "I was just telling mom muscle weighs more than fat, isn't that true?" "It sure is", Ken replied, "but, I think aerobics is more for endurance than muscle growth, it wouldn't really make you any stronger physically." "Oh", Grace said, "I guess we haven't been keeping you posted on our workouts. We don't just do aerobics anymore, we've added tennis and swimming to our program, even...", she added sheepishly, "a little light weight training." "You and Stacy? Pumping iron??" Ken snorted, "I'd love to have that on video!!" "Certainly not!" Grace laughed, "just small hand weights, though I'm actually beginning to feel like I could handle more." "Yeah", added Stacy, "and they say swimming really builds up your arms, so I'll bet we are getting stronger!" "Great", Ken mused, "now I can write a book on my life with the iron maidens!" Everyone laughed. After dinner they cleared the table and Ken listened to Grace and Stacy argue over who's turn it was to wash the dishes - Ken had done them the night before. Suddenly, Stacy got an impish gleam in her eye and put her right elbow up on the table. "Come on, mom, let's arm-wrestle for it", Stacy challenged, "the loser does the dishes!" "My darling daughter", Grace laughed, "I don't have to prove I'm stronger in order to command you, I am your mother!" "Oh, I see", Stacy teased playfully, "you don't wanna be shown up by a teenage kid, I understand". "OK, kiddo", Grace said with a wry grin as she put her arm up, "you're on!!" Ken watched in startled, but amused, disbelief as his mother and kid sister locked hands and asked him to call go. He shrugged his shoulders, rolled his eyes and laughed out, "GO!!" The contest started at once, and both women were indeed giving it their best. Ken found himself fascinated to see Grace and Stacy testing their strength against each other, after all, girls and women didn't do things like this, did they? After holding briefly at the starting position, the combatants' arms seemed to slowly sway back and forth slightly, with neither one winning a clear advantage before the other pulled her arm back. Ken looked on and studied his mother and sister with genuine amazement. Since they weren't slender in build, Stacy and mom had always had thick looking arms, but Ken had though them soft and pillow-like. But now their arms appeared almost as hard and solid as polished wood. Furthermore, both of their upper arms now clearly displayed biceps bulges. Not large, not "cut" or vein-filled, just small, slight, but very noticeable bulges. Ken couldn't help but admire the effort they were both giving to the competition. He still didn't think his mother and sister were very strong, but he had to admit to himself they were certainly stronger than he'd originally believed (not that he'd ever though about it all that much). Still, the contest continued. Grace and Stacy had their mouths closed with their lips tightly pressed together, but their eyes showed amusement and joy along with the strain of their efforts. They were each going all out to win and clearly enjoying testing their prowess. Ken again noticed his mother's arm. The bulge of her biceps still didn't look that big, but it was clear to see the short sleeve of her blouse was pressed tightly against her skin whereas it had been slightly loose-fitting when the match started. Finally, Grace got a slight advantage over Stacy and held onto it. Then she slowing starting forcing her daughter's arm down, either because she increased her pressure or because Stacy's resistance had started to wain. Ken sat there and watched in fascination as his mother finally brought his sister's arm down and pinned it to the table. Both women released their grips and shook their right arms. The match had lasted over two minutes, evidently due to the near equal strength of the competitors. This hadn't been a quick five or ten second match like the ones in Petaluma! "And now, sweet daughter of mine", Grace snickered, "your dishes await!" "Darn!" Stacy exclaimed, still shaking her arm, "guess I'm not quite ready for you yet!" "That's right!" Grace laughed, "I'm still in control of the household and can kick butt around here!!" "Sorry mom", Ken sneered playfully as he rolled up his sleeve and put up his arm, "but you won't kick my butt!! Pay attention, my little sister, as I show you how to take mom down a peg!!" "You can't be serious!!" Grace laughed, astonished. "To be queen, you must conquer all your subjects!!" Ken replied in a mock serious tone. "The queen's a chicken!!" Stacy teased, "She's a fraidy-cat!!" "Alright, buster", Grace sighed and put her arm up, "let's see if my big teenage boy is as strong as he thinks he is!!" Stacy, who was about to get up and start the dishes, remained in her seat. She'd lost her match, and it was only fair she get to see mom lose one, too. Besides, she was really in no great hurry to start the dishes. As Ken and Grace clasped their hands together, his eyes widened a bit in surprise as he felt the power of his mother's grip. Grace had noticed his expression as was equally surprised, since she'd gripped Stacy's hand just as firmly as his. In fact, it seemed to Grace that Stacy's grip had felt tighter than his did, but how could that possibly be? But she merely shrugged it off, thinking Ken was just taking it easy on her. Stacy called out "GO" and the match began. Certain she was no match for her son, Grace initially only put forth a half-hearted effort. Besides, her arm was still tired from the lengthy match with her daughter. She knew Ken would beat her, but was a little curious to see how long she could hold out against him. Slowly, Ken started to force his mother's arm down to the table. He tried to maintain a neutral, composed expression on his face, but was truly amazed at the degree of resistance his mother was giving him. Was she actually this strong? If she was, how had Stacy lasted so long against her? Ken now had Grace's arm halfway down to the table. Stacy was watching the contest closely and wondered why it was taking her big brother so long to force their mother's arm down. Suddenly, she had a flash of female intuition that told her Ken was heading for a bad fall. Grace was also trying not to let her emotions show on her face, but couldn't understand why Ken wasn't forcing her arm down faster. She was actually giving him a bit less resistance than she'd given Stacy but his progress wasn't increasing. His eyes showed the strain of the contest and his bewildered confusion, whereas her eyes showed a lesser degree of strain combined with amused disbelief. Was her son just toying with her and playing games? Or was it possible that Grace was stronger than she herself thought? She decided she wanted to know the truth; no, she had to know the truth, even if she didn't really want to! Grace increased her effort slightly and stopped Ken's downward motion of her arm cold, then with an additional moderate increase she easily forced her son's larger, more muscular arm back up to the top starting position. If her easy reversal of Ken's efforts didn't crush his self-confidence, what he saw did. As Grace had forced his arm back up he'd again noticed the bulge of her biceps, but this time her blouse sleeve wasn't tight against her skin, it was still a bit loose!! Seeing this made Ken realize his mother was using less strength against him than she had used against his younger sister, yet she had forced his arm back to the starting position and now she was starting to force his arm down, she was winning!! How could she be winning!?! Ken clenched his teeth and gave another desperate surge of effort but failed to move Grace's arm back at all, in fact he barely even slowed her progress. As mother and son locked eyes, and Stacy looked on, all three of their mouths dropped open in various degrees of surprise, disbelief, and embarrassment as Grace smoothly and steadily forced Ken's arm down to the table with hardly any visible strain on her part. Even more crushing to the boy's ego, their match had barely lasted a minute. It had taken mom more than twice as long to beat his sister - his little sister! "My God, Ken", Grace whispered as she swallowed uncomfortably, "please tell me you were just kidding around with me, that you let me win. You weren't really trying your best, were you? Surely you could have done better than that!?" But even as she spoke, the devastated look in Ken's eyes told her this was no joke; she had bested her son in a direct test of strength, and had done so with embarrassing ease. She still couldn't quite accept it, or maybe she didn't want to. "Ken", she leaned over and whispered so only he would hear, "I had a much harder time beating your sister - your little sister for heaven's sake!!" Ken didn't know how to answer, what could he say? The awkward silence was soon broken by an exhilarated Stacy. "Mom beat you!!! She beat you!!" Stacy exclaimed gleefully, "and she beat you faster and easier than she beat me - me!!!" It was obvious Grace needn't have whispered to Ken, Stacy had seen the match and easily gleaned how much easier her mother had won the second match. The second match! The second match! Ken thought to himself as he considered the situation. His mother's arm had been tired from the match with Stacy and she's still beaten him so damned easily! How much faster would it have been if she'd been rested? Grace looked sympathetically at her humiliated son but also couldn't think anything comforting to say. The poor boy didn't even realize she'd been holding back at the start of their match; she could probably have pinned his arm in seconds. How could she be that strong (or he so weak?). Ken silently started to get up, he needed some time in his room to mull this situation over. As he rose Stacy rapped him lightly on the shoulder. "Not so fast, big bro", Stacy chirped as she put her arm back up on the table, "loser has to wash the dishes!! "Stop it, young lady!" Grace said sharply, "You don't bully your brother, you protect him!!" Ken looked at his mother, wounded and bewildered. "Her, protect me?? Mom, that's crazy, why.......", Ken began. "Oh, honey, what's the point in denying it", Grace said to him in a voice both sympathetic and frustratingly patronizing, "I've just tested you both, and...and...well, what can I say, as far as I can judge, Stacy's clearly stronger than you are." "No", he stammered, "No, NO - that can't be!!" "Well", Stacy teased, offering forth her hand, "there's only one way to find out!" "NO, Stacy!" Grace exclaimed, "I won't have...." "It's alright, mom", Ken interrupted as he sat back down, "this is the only way to know - and I have to know!!" Grace watched with maternal concern as Ken and Stacy locked hands and prepared to test their prowess against each other. There was no doubt her emotions were mixed over the situation. She hated the idea of her son's feelings being hurt and his ego getting bruised, but why should she and Stacy deny themselves the feeling of being proud about the benefits of their exercise regimes? She had initially asked her son to join in their workouts and he'd refused; and now it was Ken who was insisting on accepting little Stacy's challenge, so he'd have to deal with the consequences - if he could. Even as they settled in, it was clear Stacy had the advantage mentally. After all, she'd seen how Ken and been vanquished by mom with less effort than had been used against her. Ken had a determined, but concerned expression on his face that made his sister's look of secure confidence glow even brighter. They both nodded they were ready and Grace gave them the go. Without hesitating, Ken pulled at Stacy's arm with everything he had; leaning forward and closing his eyes to concentrate as he produced a mighty surge of power. But, when he opened his eyes their arms were still at the starting position, he hadn't moved Stacy an inch. He looked at her brother in wide-eyed delight and started to giggle uncontrollably and he pulled at her arm again and again and again without any visible effect. "That's it!? That's all you've got, big brother?? That's the extent of your big, manly muscles??" Stacy rambled on and on as she started forcing Ken's arm down relentlessly, "If that's the best you can do, then tha-tha-that's all folks!!!" Ken's hand was thrust down to the table with a solid thump. Ken pulled his hand away and shook his arm vigorously, then placed it on the table again. "Once more!!" he stammered, "One more time!!" "Anything you say, muscle man", Stacy teased as they clasped hands again. Grace couldn't understand why Ken was fighting such a futile, losing battle, but she decided it was his choice and remained silent. The second match was even worse. Stacy was in complete and total control with all of Ken's best efforts having no effect on her whatsoever. She rested her chin on her left hand and looked almost bored as she casually moved her arm back and forth, back and forth. She'd let Ken take her arm down to within inches of defeat and watch him apply all the strength he could muster to force her arm down that last final bit, then she'd easily force his arm up and over and almost all the way down to the table, stopping just shy of pinning his arm. She finally just got bored and slammed his arm down again, gaining her second clear victory. Now Ken really felt like he needed to mull this over in his mind. He quietly got up to go upstairs to his room but Stacy blocked his path. "Sorry, Kenny, but we had a deal", she chirped, knowing he hated to be called Kenny, "you have those dishes to wash!" "What?" Ken asked, dazed and momentarily distracted, then his voice sharpened as he fully understood what she'd said, "and what did you call me?!" "I said you have dishes to do, Keennyyy!!" she hissed out his last name. Then she stepped forward and, placing her hand on his chest, shoved him towards the sink. It was a gentle shove, and Stacy laughed aloud when she saw how far it forced him back. "Stacy, stop that", Grace interjected, "nobody likes a bully, so don't pick on your brother!" "But we had a deal, mom", Stacy complained, "why should I do the dishes?" "You don't have to do the dishes, Ken will, but there's no need to push him around." As she spoke, Grace noticed Ken glanced at with an appeal in his eyes, but she merely shrugged, "What can I say, son, you accepted her challenge and she beat you fairly, now you must do her chores." Ken looked to Grace again, but she just shook her head sadly and sternly, letting him know she wouldn't intervene. "If I were you, I'd think long and hard about wagering your servitude on tests of strength against your sister in the future. Stacy, let's go upstairs and give your brother a little private time, I think he needs it." They left him alone in the kitchen, Stacy looking back at him one last time with a wide grin on her face. As they walked up the stairs, Grace and Stacy talked quietly amongst themselves. Stacy tried to talk seriously and sympathetically about her brother, but it was hard to conceal her pride in her new found ability. "Mom, will Ken be OK about this?" "I'm think so, honey, but he'll need some time to adjust his thinking and accept it." "Maybe he can start working out with us." "He could, Stacy", Grace sighed, "but I doubt it would make any difference. I've just this minute realized something. I know I'm stronger than before I started going to the gym, but I also know how much stronger I've become and I've a fairly good idea how much stronger you've become. Can you keep a secret?" "Sure, mom, what?" "Stacy, I could have beaten your brother months ago, before I even started working out - and I think you could have, too!" "Really??" "Yes, really. I doubt he could catch up to us now, much less surpass us. We can be proud of our strength and don't need to hide it - but there's also no need to rub his face in it, OK?" "You mean don't tease him or call him Kenny anymore?" "Yes, that's what I mean!" After they went to their rooms Grace sat on the bed and though about what had happened and how everything had changed so much in the course of a half hour. She thought long and deep - then she reached for the phone on her nightstand. Ken washed the dishes in silence and then sat down at the kitchen table again, still trying to analyze how rapidly things had been turned upside down in his world. True, he'd never considered himself to be a superman, but he'd also never doubted for a minute he was stronger than his mother, not to mention his kid sister. Maybe he had a mild case of the flu he though, or maybe he should pick up a set of weights a second voice in his head said. Soon, Ken was again so lost in thought he almost didn't hear the tapping at the back door. Looking up, he saw through the glass that it was Sara, his girlfriend, and he waved her inside. As she entered, Ken saw she had her little sister, Monica, with her. At 17, Sara was a slender 115 lbs., standing 5'6", with the blue eyes and blonde hair that came with a Scandinavian heritage. Her sister Monica, 12, at 5', 95 lbs., was a smaller, but stockier version of Sara. They came over to the table and stood by Ken. "Something on your mind, babe?" Sara asked, "you were a million miles away." "Nah, just thinking about things in general", Ken responded, for the time being forgetting the evening's earlier events. "Boy, it's a little warm in here", Sara remarked as she removed her jacket. Ken's eyes were immediately attracted to her arms and shoulders and it soon occurred to him why. They'd started dating during the winter months and he'd only seen her in long sleeves that whole time. Sara had fairly wide shoulders, and her arms, while not muscular, appeared thick, almost as if they were slightly out of proportion with the rest of her body. Reaching for Sara, Ken caressed her arms as he pulled her down on his lap and found them to be firm and solid, not soft or cushy. The evening's earlier events rushed back into his head - was Sara as strong as his mom and Stacy? She couldn't be, he reasoned, she didn't exercise or workout, and with her figure she didn't need to! "So, what say he go back to your house and watch some videos?" Ken suggested, "we'll pick up some soda and chips on the way." "I'd rather go to the movies", Sara counter offered, "we haven't been out in a while." "Aw, I'd rather stay in at your place, the flicks are so crowded and noisy on friday nights", Ken said. "But I'm sick of staying in all the time!" Sara griped mildly. They argued softly back and forth for several minutes and then Sara got off his lap and sat down opposite Ken at the table. "I know how to settle this!" Sara teased, and put her arm up on the table, "I saw this on Wide World of Sports once!" As she said this, Sara grew concerned when she saw the color drain from Ken's face. "Are you OK, babe?" she continued, "you look like a ghost who's been scared by another ghost!!" "Uh, yeah, yeah, I'm OK - why is your arm on the table?" Ken asked, fearing the answer. "Oh that, yeah, I saw it once on TV - let's arm-wrestle! You win and we stay in, I win and we go to the movies!" "That's silly", Ken responding, trying to hide the shaking uncertainty in his voice, "if you want to go to the movies that badly I'll take you, OK!" "Oh come on!" Sara goaded, grabbing his hand and putting their arms in position, "just for fun!! If you wanna stay in, you've gotta me fight for it!!" Before Ken could pull his hand free or otherwise react, Sara started pulling against his arm and trying to force it down. Ken fought back out of sheer panic, afraid that losing to his own girlfriend would be the final blow to his already fractured ego. He looked at Sara's arm as they struggled and saw only the slightest, small bulge of biceps appear, but then she started to force his arm down. Monica cheered her big sister on as she moved Ken's arm a few inches off center towards defeat. Ken concentrated his eyes on their locked hands, trying desperately to reverse Sara's edge over him. He couldn't believe she had taken the advantage, couldn't believe his non-athletic girlfriend was that deceptively strong. Ken quickly glanced up at Sara and saw she was also staring at their hands with what, he thought, appeared to be a look of genuine surprise with a touch of mild contempt. Then, she raised her eyes and met his, and when she did her expression changed and her strength appeared to fade. Ken quickly took the initiative, forcing her arm back up to the starting position. Monica continued cheering for Sara even as Ken gradually started to force her big sister's arm down towards the table. He began to smile happily even as Sara grimaced and clenched her teeth while she fought back. After he'd slowly forced her arm halfway down Sara managed to hold him off for a few more seconds before her resistance failed and Ken slammed her arm down. "Ouch!!" Sara whimpered, "You didn't have to take me down so hard you big ape!!" She pulled her hand free and started to massage it. "Oh man, sweetie, I'm sorry", Ken quickly said. His concern sounded genuine enough, but inside he was cheering to himself. Mom and Stacy had been a fluke! Maybe his blood sugar had been down or something. Even if it was from their working out, Ken was now confident he'd catch up to them and surpass them if he started pumping some iron. Average girls like Sara were clearly no match for him, Ken thought to himself as his ego structure started to reassemble itself. He was on such a high he failed to notice the quizzical, doubtful look little Monica was giving both him and her big sister as she looked back and forth at them. "Apology accepted, babe", Sara mock pouted, "I guess we go back to my house for videos." "No, my dear", Ken exclaimed cheerfully, "I am a kindly conqueror and will happily take you to the movies, even Monica can come along if you want!!" "Great!" Sara brightened, "Just let me use the bathroom and then we'll go!" Leaving Ken and Monica in the kitchen, Sara went out towards the bathroom but passed it by and went over to the stairs, where Grace was standing waiting for her. "How'd it go, Sara?" Grace asked quietly. "Well, he seems to be a lot happier than he was when I arrived, Mrs. Beaumont", the girl answered, "thanks for calling and giving me the heads up about this. I think his ego's on the road to repair." "Good, thanks for playing along", Grace paused, looking at Sara quizzically, "is something wrong, dear?" "Well, to be honest", Sara began, sounding embarrassed, "when you called me on the phone and told me what happened I figured Ken would beat me easily and everything would be fine and back to normal, but....." "But?...." Grace questioned again. "Well, gee, Mrs. Beaumont - I really had to ease off to let him win!! I mean, you work out and you're an adult. I'm just an average teenage girl and even I could have beaten him easily! I really like Ken, but I don't know if I want a guy I'm stronger than as a boyfriend. Does that sound, you know, mean?" "No", Grace sighed, "You're only being honest about it. What happens next is up to you. But please, if you do break up with Ken, don't tell him the true reason. Knowing he's weaker than an average girl would be devastating. I want to help rebuild his ego, but I can only hope a small bit of self-doubt will remain so that he'll shy away from testing himself against any other girls this way." "Oh, I'd never tell him!" Sara declared, "as I said, I do still like him a lot." "Thank you so much, Sara", Grace said relieved, "if you'd seen his face after both Stacy and I defeated him you'd......" "Stacy!" Sara interrupted, "Stacy beat him, too!! You didn't tell me that on the phone - STACY BEAT HIM, TOO!!!!" "Why....yes" Grace answered, stunned, "I didn't thing it was important to tell you his younger sister had....." "Monica, oh no, Monica!!" Sara cried as he headed back towards the kitchen with Grace following closely. Sara and Grace reached the kitchen doorway and looked in, but it was already too late. They arrived just in time to see little 12 year-old Monica slam Ken's arm down to the table in defeat. When Monica saw Sara she smiled and said, "That was three in a row!!" Ken sat there dejected and nearly crying, he wouldn't (or couldn't) take his eyes off the floor - he couldn't look at Monica or Sara or his own mother as he sat there steeped in his humiliating embarrassment. "When I asked him why he thought you let him beat you, he laughed at me and claimed that he had really won", little Monica chirped, "but I knew you let him win, so I took him on and showed him even I'm stronger than he is, and I'll bet any girl is! I really showed him good, didn't I sis?!?" Awkward silence filled the room, it was gonna be a long night!!