We Had Ourselves A Fight
By Beaten Man -[Replies to humbled@abeatenman.com]

It was In the alley out  behind the bar


I showed up at the bar,..

it was getting kind a late

All I really wanted was a cold one and a  date

I take a look around
 
I see her sitting there

Stacked ... 

a real looker... . 
.......
.she even had blonde hair

She stood about five seven

weighed a hundred and a half

I sez how ya doin babe, 
why don't we have ourselves a laugh


The bitch tells me - 

take a walk,  

Sez I oughta  hit the road

Sez she aint got time to be.... 
.......fuckin with some toad

I tell her better watch it., 

watch  what the fuck ya say

Cause  if you wuz a guy.... .
they'd  be carting you away


She tells me I got no idea 
who I'm fuckin with

I tell her yes I do.    
I'm fuckin with some bitch

She tells me I'm an asshole 
and  we oughta go out back

I tell her that I'd love to... 
.....and  I'd kick  her in her crack


She pays her tab and tells me 

she'll see me in a bit

unless of course I.m really......
.... just a chicken shit


We walk out in the alley
  
behind the bars back door

We both pull off our shirts....
..... and throw em on the floor


I tell her its her last chance 

She'd best be backing out

She puts up both her dukes.... 
.......and throws one at my snout


I block it and I throw one  

right into her gut

She bends and then I hit her... 
.....with an uppercut


She falls against the wall.
.. 
but still she blocks my shot

She looks at me and sez you're fucked 
if thats the best you got


She throws a right above my left 

which lands square  on my chin


Then a left to my jaw and the street begins to spin


I stumble back still punching, 

still trying to attack 

But then her next two punches.. 
...put me on my back

I lay there lookin up at her 

in the darkened street

She tells me we aint through yet... 
....To get back on my feet


I figured that the knockdown 

was just some lucky break

So I got up and that turned out .. 
......to be my next mistake


We then exchanged two punches - 

Her left swapped for my right

Then she hits me twice and sez- 
....you don't know how to fight


Her left, her right .. her left again,  

all landed on my face

I fell . She called me pussy....
.....said I was a  disgrace


I'm down again and hurting, 

my bloods running on the floor

I'm begging her to please not ....
.......hit me anymore.


I'm beaten and you've won, 


I've really had enough

She laughed,  and left while saying


I was just some powder puff