Short and soft to long and hard. (dick smiths story.)


           I always got called half incher,--
       Biceps that is.
   Everywhere I went they would say, "you'll never get pussy", ---
evil cat that is.
They said you'll explode in 21 seconds,---
of combat that is.
I wanted to prove that I was hard and could do her in,---
Kill her that is.
So I grabbed the middle of the rod,
Weights that is.
  And I inserted my whole package,
All my strenth that is.

Several months later.

I was getting harder and longer after many hot times,----
Exercise that is.
But after I would always treat myself to popping the cherry,
Ice cream sundaes that is.
Now it was time  for her to get layed,---
Kill the evil cat that is.
  So I went for the condom,--
Condominium that is.
When I got there I could see her body bare,---
Barely that is.
  I wanted to throw her down and fuck----
in kill her for all her evil deeds.

My efforts made her cry out and scream,---
I'll kill you that is.
I tried to stick it in her but what a tight fit it was,
Pushed against the wall that is.
  She was pressing her juggs against me,
Jugs of poison that is.
If she did that they were right, my fluid would spray everywhere,----
Blood that is.
I had to put it to her from behind.
Kill her that is.
So I strattled,------
My body out of dangers way and that is.
I hid, when she was in front I stuck it in,----
The sword that is.
  I had to finish her off.
She used a vibrator,---
Scream to shake the ground that is.
I was at my hardest,---
Part of the fight that is.
So I put it in her mouth,---
Sword that is.
The vibration was sent back down south, leaving her with wet pleasure,---
      Blood that is. happy she was dead that is.
I had done it I had put it to her hard.!!
I had killed the evil pussy.
  Not only that  I won mr hard of the year award,---
Muscles that is.