Redneck Girl


 
I am 30 yrs. old and look young for my age, I was out
golfing with a few freinds and having a few beers. After golf I decided
to go with one of my freinds to a hick bar near the golf course. My
freind went there once in a while so he knew a few people there, I wasn't
use to this bar so I stayed pretty quiet. There was this girl 38 yrs. old
probably 5'8 160 pds. She was really loud and was with a couple of old
guys for some reason, we were sitting there ready to order some food when
she walked by and grabbed my ass. I didn't think much about it so I just
tried to ignore her. That was a big mistake because she either wanted me
or just wanted to fight, I don't know, but she took a disliking to me for
some reason. She came over and started talking to us and the two guys I
was talking to didn't want to talk to her so they just carried on without
her, I didn't know what to say so I just kept my mouth shut. All of a
sudden she grabs me and with suprising force said lets go outside,
stuuned I didn't know what to say, but I started getting a little scared
the fact fighting a girl for one but she really looked like she wanted to
fight. So I said no and her freinds tried calming her down, but she said
no I''m going to prove this guy is a wimp. Then I started getting scared
for some reason, I'm not much of a fighter to begin with and she looked
like she had been in a few. I told sorry dear I didn't try
to offend you, she said dont call me dear or honey, because I said no
thanks honey first. Than she set her beer down and started looking me
right in the eyes ready to fight. To tell you the truth I haven't been
that scared for along time, Than she started saying there were only wimps
I came from, finnaly she got me to admit that I am a wimp, than she
backed off. We sat there and ate our food finished are beer while the
whole time she was looking at me, my heart was racing fast because I had
a feeling she wasn't done with me yet. Than we left and sure enough she
followed us out just her, my friend isn't very big so he was afraid to.
She came out and called me a wimp and said I'd always be one. She came up
and started pushing me at that time I was really worried, she then took a
swing and hit me in the side of the face. I pushed her back and she came
at me again this time I was ready to fight but I found out I would have
better off running, she swung and hit me in the face again and I took a
swing back which she dodged easily and she drilled me again, than she
proceeded to have her way with me with punches to the face at will. All I
remember is going down to my knees and getting a knee to the face and it
was over. I had a blackeye and bloody lip and a loose tooth. I guess when
I was out she challenged my friend but he was better at talking his way
out of things than I was. She laughed at me and called me a pussy, I felt
pretty sorry after that.

It is a true story, for some reason women want to fight me sometimes,
just because I ignore them. I doubt I will ever go back to that bar, I
can't remember being that intiminated for quite some time.