Lita Takes On Christian Part I, 
by Primevalspirit@hotmail.com
Christian underestimates the strength and skill of Lita, and Lita punishes the weak.

BACKSTAGE: Christian was talking on the phone in the lobby of the Buffalo 
HSBC Arena when a loud and very angry sounding woman charges up to him; 
it was Lita. She says, "Okay piss for brains. I need to talk with both you and 
your companion, Edge!" Christian says goodbye to whoever he was talking to 
and hang up to respond to the angry diva. "Well ... Lita. My bud has been 
hospitalized thank to your two lover boys, Matt and Jeff. He'll be gone for the 
next few weeks!" Lita stood with her hands on her hips and a great big smile 
on satisfaction on her beautiful face and said with much enthusiasm. "Oh ... 
that is just too bad. I guess you'll have to just play with yourself until his 
return." She ended with a giggle.

You see, Lita doesn't really like Edge & Christian very much. They were 
feuding enemies with her #1 allies and best buds, the Hardy Boyz. Those two 
fags also cost her, her championship title in a 4 corners match against Jaquie, 
Trish and Ivory. Ivory walked away the new women's WWF champion.

Lita shoved Christian into the pay-phone and boasted in a very aggressive tone, 
"How about I challenge you to a one on one match. No interference and no 
possible disqualification's?" Christian grasped his chin in a thinking pose and 
said mocking Lita, "What about Debra? What makes you think she'll go for it?" 
Lita moved closer to Christian so that her lips were just an inch from his in an 
attempt to tease him and whispered, "I already asked her! She was so happy to 
oblige she practically thought that it was her idea." Christian then zoomed 
away from Lita and headed for Debra's office. Lita knew that was exactly 
where he was headed for. He was going to get everything clear.
Debra was already standing at her desk, waiting for them. She had a feeling 
that they were both on their way to her. She was standing with a big southern 
grin on her face and her little judging hammer in her right hand. Christian came 
right up to her desk and said in an almost to enthusiastic tone, "What the hell is 
going on? Are you crazy? I'd kill this little baby diva!" Debra just continued to 
smile and hit her little hammer down and said, "I have made my desision! God 
I love my job!" Christian smirked and said, "Okay Lita. You want a fight ... 
you got one. Be prepared for the awesomeness beating of a lifetime!"
Lita and Christian both headed for their rooms to prepare for their match which 
would take place latter that week. It would have latter that night but the night 
was almost over. Besides, this match was too good for Thursday Smack Down. 
It was more of a Monday Night Raw sort'a thing.
Christian felt that he didn't have to work out or anything to defeat his female 
opponent so when Lita turned her back on him, he secretly followed her to her 
room. Lita locked the door behind her, not knowing that Christian had entered 
behind her and was hiding in her closet. At first, Christian's little venture into 
Lita's closet wasn't worth it. Lita was looking through some of her mail and 
washed her hair dye out in the sink. Christian thought he wasn't going to see 
anything worthwhile until Lita began to get undressed. She was dressed in her 
usual sports bra and leather hot pants. But soon all she was wearing was her 
overly hiked-up thong bikini bottoms. Christian couldn't help but make a 
sound. Too bad for him, Lita heard it. Before he knew it, Lita had swung the 
closet door open and pulled him out by the neck. Lita was pissed. Christian 
layed on his back, looking up at the hot diva hovering above him. Strangely, 
she made no attempt to hide her bare self. Lita figured that he had already seen 
everything anyway. Christian got up and went for the door, but he forgot that 
Lita has locked it behind them. Christian liked what he was seeing but he really 
wanted to leave before someone else found out what he was doing in Lita's 
room.
Without a word, Lita closed in on Christian and shoved him into the wall with 
much strength and much power. Christian collapsed to the floor, in shock of 
how much strength had been thrown into him. Lita said in a strangely calm yet 
stern toned voice, "I am going to unlock this door and you are going to leave. 
You will not ever come anywhere near my room again. Understand?" Christian 
said nothing but Lita knew that she had gotten through to him. She unlocked 
the door and the very frightened Christian bolted.

So much for professional feuding. This now was very, very personal and 
Christian was going to pay.

To Be Continued in "Lita Takes On Christian Part II" (Coming Soon)