My new girlfriend By Angry Bald Guy A regular guy meets the girl of his dreams.eventually. Let's face it guys, relationships are tough in the best circumstances. If most of your fantasies involve hot chicks trying to beat the shit out of each other they are even tougher. My name is Kurt and this is my dilemma. Finding a beautiful, sexy, athletic woman who loved me enough to fight for me. Fat chance, huh? This is the story of my attempt to find that woman. My story begins with Sonja. Sonja was gorgeous. Five foot six and a buck seventeen, long blond hair, stunning face and a body to die for. Her legs were long and lean with well-defined muscles that formed a perfectly round ass at the top. She had washboard abs that ended at small beautiful breasts. She had good shoulders and well developed arms. She worked out almost every day and it really showed. Sonja was kind of a bitch but that was part of what attracted me to her. She loved to intimidate other women. She pushed around co-workers, friends even strangers whenever she could get away with it. I secretly wished it would one day get her in trouble. About three months ago my wish came true. Sonja and I had been dating about six months when this new girl started working as a waitress in the restaurant where Sonja bartends. Her name was Claire and she was the first girl to work there that not only rivaled Sonja in the looks department, she refused to be intimidated by her. Claire was very pretty in a girl next door kinda way. She was tall, about five-nine, and weighed about a hundred and thirty pounds. She had a lean, hard body with full, firm, melon sized breasts. She looked like she was really strong and was not about to put up with any of Sonja's crap. Sonja hated her almost immediately. Claire became Sonja's favorite subject to bitch about. Claire flirted too much, Claire wouldn't do her work, Claire was lazy, and Claire was a slut. What it boiled down to was that Claire wouldn't do what Sonja told her to do and it drove Sonja crazy. Sonja had been at the restaurant for two years and she thought she was in charge. Claire was the first person to stand up to her imagined authority. Sonja was constantly threatening to kick Claire's ass. This situation of course got my deviant little mind to working overtime. I knew if I could get Claire and Sonja alone in the right situation I could instigate a confrontation. I started hanging around when Sonja closed a lot more to see if anything would happen. I would take Sonja out to places I had heard Claire liked to hang to try and get them going. I even considered asking Claire out in order to get things started but I was afraid Sonja would just dump me and nothing would happen. When it finally did happen I was taken completely by surprise and was completely unprepared for the result. I came home from the office one evening to find that Sonja had picked up a shift at work and was not at home. I had been puttering around the house for about half and hour when there was a knock at the door. I opened it and was shocked to see Claire standing on my front porch. She looked like she had just left the gym. She was wearing short red spandex shorts that showed her legs to great advantage. Her incredible breast were struggling to escape the tiny white sports bra she was wearing, the fact that her nipples were clearly visible trough the fabric on such a hot day indicated that she was excited about something. Her shoulder length brown hair was pulled back in a ponytail. Her entire body glistened with a fine sheen of sweat. "Hi," she said as I stood there in shock, "mind if I come in?" I stepped aside and let her in silently, still to shocked to speak. As she walked by I noticed how flat her belly was and how perfect her ass looked in those spandex shorts. I finally managed to stammer out "Claire, what are you doing here?" She looked a little hurt by my reaction. But she composed herself and brought a sweet smile back to her lips. "I wanted to talk to you and I knew Sonja was at work today. I've seen you looking at me a lot lately, and some of the people at work told me told me you were asking about me. I know you live with Sonja but I think you're kinda cute and funny and since Sonja hates me anyway I thought I would just come over here and take my chances." Now I was really flabbergasted. I've always considered myself an average looking guy. Not really ugly but not handsome by any stretch of the imagination. I had always been kind of amazed that Sonja had gone out with me and now, it looked like I could have Claire too if I wanted her.and I would be crazy not to want her. I sat down and motioned for her to do the same. I sat there for a few minutes, stunned, trying to organize my thoughts. I looked at Claire and she seemed a little apprehensive. Like what I said next might be important. When I finally did speak, I could not believe the words that came out of my mouth. "Claire, I think you are a very pretty, very sweet girl, and I'd love to go out with you. But if you really want me, you'll have to fight Sonja for me." Claire sat there looking a little stunned herself. After a moment she looked as if she was about to say something when the door opened and Sonja walked into the house. She was carrying her work clothes and wearing a pair of flat sandals, her shortest, tightest, pair of cutoff jeans and a tight white half tank with no bra. Her long wavy blond hair hung loose around her shoulders. I don't think I'd ever seen her look better. She smiled at me and said "Hi, it turns out I didn't have to work tonight," Then she saw Claire and her pretty features turned to a look of pure hatred. "What he fuck Is that bitch doing here?" Before I could answer her, Claire stood up and walked right over to her and said, "I came over to ask your boyfriend out. He needs a woman who is not such a cunt. What do you want to do about it?" Sonja looked shocked, I don't think she could believe Claire was being so aggressive. They stood there, hands on their hips, inches apart and I compared the two. Claire was a little taller and heavier, her arms and legs were a little larger than Sonja's. The blond, however, was more defined, with well-peaked biceps and a perfect six pack of abs. She looked like she was in better shape. Just when it looked like Sonja would answer the brunette's question; Claire slapped her right across the face. Sonja backed up a step and Claire attacked. Grabbing a hand full of blond hair in her left hand, she began to slap scratch and punch with her right. She quickly backed the smaller girl up against the wall. Claire nailed her with another hard slap the face the smacked her with a backhand across the mouth. The brunette buried her fist in Sonja's left breast then hit her with two hard punches to the blonde's hard belly followed by a knee to the crotch. She clinched her small fist and nailed Sonja with one more big right directly in the nose before grabbing two handfuls of hair and throwing her roughly to the floor. Sonja was on her hands and knees sobbing while Claire stood over her with her hands on her hips breathing heavily. She kicked the blonde in the ribs and screamed at her, "You've been treating me like shit since I started working with you, you treat everyone we work with like they were shit," another kick to the ribs. "You treat Kurt like shit and when I'm done beating the shit out of you, I'm going to fuck him in half." Claire reached down and grabbed two handfuls of blonde hair to lift Sonja to her knees. Sonja was hurt but she wasn't finished. She slammed her right hand into the brunette's crotch. The bigger girl squealed and loosened her grip on the blonde so Sonja balled her right fist and nailed her with two more hard punches right in the pussy. Claire's hands went between her legs to ease her pain and Sonja grabbed her by the hair and slammed her face first into the floor. My girlfriend was still to hurt to follow up on her momentary advantage and sank back to her hands and knees, trying to catch her breath. Claire rolled over on her back, one hand holding her wounded womanhood, the other on her forehead where it had impacted the floor. They stayed like this for a few minutes until Sonja sat back on her heels and glared at me for a moment. There was a little blood streaming from her nose and lips and she looked very angry, and not just at Claire. The brunette must have seen her move because she also rose to her knees and looked at Sonja. On some unheard signal they lunged for each other, grabbing handfuls of hair. The pair fell to one side and began to roll around on the floor, fighting like wild animals. This fight might have started over me but it was about something else now. These girls just really hated each other and they wanted to destroy each other. The were trading punches, slaps, gouges, scratches, kicks, knees and even headbutts. The fight went back and forth like this for about four minutes until Claire managed to pin the smaller girl to the floor and straddle her. She then pulled the blonde's tank up over her head, tying up her arms with it. Claire held the tank top around Sonja's arms with her left hand and pulled her right fist back to pound it into her rival's face. I thought my girlfriend was done for when she suddenly bucked her hips wildly, dislodging Claire from her perch and suddenly rolled the bigger girl over on her side. Sonja quickly freed her arms from her shirt and tossed it aside as both girls got back to their knees. The brunette launched a punch at her rival that bounced off the angry blonde's abs. She tried to follow it with a right to the head that the blonde blocked then caught tying up the brunette and slammed two hard rights of her own into Claire's stomach, doubling the bigger girl over. Sonja then grabbed two handfuls of brown hair and slammed Claire's face into the floor twice. Sonja sat on her heels, trying to catch her breath while she continued to grind Claire's face in the floor. Claire must have been dazed because she just laid there and took it. The blonde finally decided to end it and pulled the sports bra over Claire's head tying up her arms. She then lifted her rival's head by the hair and shoved her over on her back. Sonja slowly climbed up Claire's body until she was straddling her waist and began to slam the girl's head into the floor over and over again. The brunette's big tits were bouncing all over the place and this seem to infuriate Sonja as she released her hair and began to bury her small fists into her rivals melons. By this time Claire was sobbing uncontrollably and begging Sonja to stop hitting her. Sonja stopped for a moment and looked down into Claire's eyes. She spoke softly in an icy voice. "If I ever see you again, I swear, I'll kill you." I thought the fight was over and then Sonja started punching Claire wildly again in the face and body until the big girl stopped moving. She was out cold. Sonja stood up slowly and looked down at her victim with her hands on her hips. She looked magnificent. I had never been so turned on in my life. My sexy, topless girlfriend standing over the girl she had fought for my affection was just incredible. I walked over to her and she slowly tuned and punched me right in the nose. "You set this up didn't you, you bastard. You wanted to see a catfight to fulfill some sick male fantasy of yours. I hope you enjoyed it." I was starting to feel a little sorry for Claire, Sonja hit hard. Just as I thought this whole thing was going to backfire on me Sonja grabbed my head and kissed me hard on the mouth. It was an angry passionate kiss and she pushed me back on the couch and quickly slipped out of her shorts. I was already as hard as a steel rod and quickly pulled off my pants. I was surprised at how hot and wet Sonja was as she violently impaled herself on me and began riding me like I was a wild horse. The sex was short and violent as I mauled her breast and she bit my tongue so hard she drew blood. Sonja screamed out her orgasm just seconds before I came and she immediately rolled off me and walked to the bathroom on shaky legs. I just sat there and looked down at Claire, who I had momentarily forgotten all about, she was just now coming around. Sonja came out of the bathroom wearing her robe. She looked at me with a dead stare and told me to "get this bitch out of my sight." I did as I was told. I drove Claire home in her car. She cried the entire time and didn't say a word. She ran immediately into her apartment when we got there. I didn't speak to her again for a long time. I caught a cab back to my house, only to find I had been locked out. Sonja wouldn't answer the door or the phone and my keys were in the house so I had to take the cab over to my buddy Tom's house and spend the night there. I seemed to have lost my old girlfriend, and the girl who might have been my new one in one vicious fight. I guess I just couldn't leave well enough alone. Anyway, it might have been worth it. Like I said, relationships are hard.