Lisa vs Chuck



  Chuck was a brutal bully, 6'2", 230 lbs of muscle.  He saw one of his 
favorite targets, a skinny guy, and decided to take out the day's 
frustration on him.  He walked up to him and socked him in the nose.  
The guy fell to the floor bleeding.  
  Lisa saw this and decided that Chuck had to be stopped.  She walked up 
to him and said "Hey, buttwipe, pick on somebody your own size!"  Chuck 
turned around, saw Lisa and began to laugh. 
  "Like you fat girl?"  He said. 
  "Naw.  I'm too heavy and strong for you."  Chuck tried to kick Lisa in 
the face.  She caught his leg at the ankle and, using the muscles in her 
enormous 20 inch forearm, began to twist it.  Chuck howled in pain.  "Do 
you doubt that I could break your leg right now if I wanted to?!"  Asked 
Lisa.  Chuck didn't respond.  She twisted some more.  
  "No! No!  Let go!" 
  "If I see you picking on anybody else I will break your leg."  She 
said and let it go. 
  As she turned to walk away Chuck said "I could break your leg."  With 
that, Lisa got up on a lunch table and out from under her dress came the 
thickest leg Chuck had ever seen.  He had never imagined a leg could be 
so thick.  His mouth opened in awe. 
  "Go for it."  She said.  Chuck grabbed her leg and tried to twist it 
like she had done to him.  But, he couldn't.  It was like trying to 
twist a gothic pillar.  Lisa began to laugh.  Chuck grabbed it with his 
other hand.  But he still couldn't twist it.  Lisa laughed louder.  
  "You have to admit, Chuck, being 3 feet tall and having 50 inch 
thighs, 34 inch calves and 15 inch ankles has it's advantages."