Edna vs Husband - 2
By koedkid



It's been six months since Edna fought her husband, Matt, leaving him as a
pile of bleeding flesh on the kitchen floor - for the police to haul away.
Edna had been in an abusive marriage for 20 years until a woman introduced her
to a self-defense class that taught how to attack vulnerable points on the
body. This fighting knowledge gave her the courage to stand up to her
husband's abuse and knock him unconscious before the police arrived. She got
an order of protection against her husband and filed for divorce.

After the beating from his wife, Matt was not in the mood to violate the order
of protection and confront that female warrior again.

Edna was working and was now dating a nice man named Roy for about three
months.In discussing their past, Edna mentioned being in a bad relationship
that she was glad to be out of.She never talked about her fight with her
ex-husband and how she beat him unconscious.In fact, Roy and she liked to
play wrestle, and Roy usually won. He was 5-10, 180 pounds and pretty strong.


Edna was not a good wrestler and did not mind that Roy won all their friendly
matches in bed or on the living room rug.Roy just assumed that was the way
things were supposed to be. He was the man. He was stronger. And Edna was the
weaker sex that needed to be protected.Their wrestling usually ended with a
schoolboy pin and great sex afterwards.

One night at a neighborhood bar, Edna and Roy were having drinks, when Matt
walked in with two friends.It was obvious that this bar was not his first
stop of the night, as he was loud, swearing and particularly obnoxious pushing
his way through some crowded tables.Matt had the reputation of being a
bar-brawler - and even more so in the last six months since leaving Edna. He
won more than his fair share of the fights because he generally picked on guys
who were smaller than his 6-feet, 200-pound frame.

On this night Matt walked in with his two friends when he saw Edna and Roy at
the end of the bar. His friends heard about his fight with Edna. But they only
heard Matt's version, that he was beating her senseless when she cold-cocked
him with a frying pan.He said police came and dragged him away just as he
ready to beat his wife into the ground.

"Hey Matt, isn't that your ex over there," one of his friends said.Edna
looked great. She was wearing daisy duke shorts and a yellow halter top with
no bra. "Who's that guy with her?"

Matt sauntered over to Edna and Roy and made some crude remarks about Roy is
wasting his time with his ex-wife."She's a lousy lay," he bellowed.Edna
said "Just leave us alone Matt."

Matt stared at Roy and turned to Edna laughing "So now you're going out with
wimps."Roy got up and was going to confront Matt, when Edna stood between
them and said, "Matt if you know what's good for you, you'll just walk away."


Matt looked at his wife and had to admit to himself she looked really sexy.
Her breasts danced under her halter as she bounced off her bar stool to
confront him.

Matt yelled "Get out of my way," as he shoved Edna to the side, sending her
crashing into nearby chairs.Roy felt this was his time to step up and
protect his girlfriend. He grabbed Matt by the arm, but the big guy whirled
around with an elbow catching Roy's eye.He went down.

Matt shouted "what a wuss you have here. Edna, you remember me - you had a
real man then."

Roy was slow in getting up, when Matt kicked him in the ribs causing him to
fall back down. His friends shouted encouragement "way to go," in a manner
that indicated they were going to step in as back up if Matt needed any help.


"Come on Edna, let's leave this wimp and have some fun," Matt laughed as he
grabbed her arm and began pulling her toward the door.Roy again felt it was
his manly duty to protect his date, and he got to his feet and was moving
toward Matt, when a surprising thing happened.Edna twisted her arm,
breaking free from Matt's grip, and she then kicked him in the back of the
knee, causing him to drop to the ground.

Roy stopped dead in his tracks. He was surprised to see Edna staring down at
her ex-husband, with balled up fists."You don't want a repeat of the last
beating I gave you," she yelled.Matt's friends had queried looks on their
faces...asking "beating, what beating."

Edna smiled at the two men and asked "what did he tell you happened?Didn't
he tell you I beat him to a pulp and the police had to come and rescue him
before I killed him."

The two friends and the rest of bar couldn't believe their ears. They saw a
small sexy female facing a large male, who's fists were bigger than her head.
How could she have beaten him to a pulp, as she claimed.

Roy also had a confused look on his face - hearing about his tiny girlfriend
taking down this bully, who just threw him across the floor.Matt snarled
"you got lucky and caught me by surprise - something that is not going to
happen now."

Matt got up and began to move toward Edna. Roy moved slowly toward Matt to get
between his girlfriend and the brute that just decked him.He was not sure
what he was going to do, when Edna said, "Stay back Roy, I'll take care of
this."

Matt's two friends chuckled "Hey Matt, looks like the little woman wants a
rematch."Everyone in the bar was watching this scene which played out for
the last two minutes.Man insults woman, woman's boyfriend tries to be
gallant and protect her honor but gets decked by the bully. And surprisingly
the woman takes down the bully and now is facing him for a one-on-one fight.

"Are you sure you know what you're doing?" asks Roy, who is remembering all
the wrestling matches where he pinned his dainty girlfriend.Where is she
getting off thinking she can fight this bar-room brawler? he thought to
himself.

"Don't worry," said Edna. "I took him down once, and I can do it again."

The whole bar laughed and snickered at the thought of this tiny woman beating
this hulk who was half a foot taller and more than 80 pounds heavier.Matt
heard the snickering and shouted, "Time to end this real fast."

He charged Edna and she stepped to the side, grabbed his arm and flipped him
over, sending him crashing into chairs and tables.All of a sudden it didn't
seem like such a mismatch.Edna was standing and Matt was on the floor,
again."I'm warning you Matt, this time the police won't be here to save
you."Matt's friends laughed at the thought that this small woman was going
to beat up their buddy, who was a pretty good fighter.

Matt screamed "I'm going to kill you," and with that he flew at Edna arms
wailing.Edna did not back away, and the crowd was mesmerized by the sight of
flailing fists and the sound of slapping flesh.After a minute, the fighters
stopped.Edna had rotated her arms and parried everyone of Matt's punches.

"When we first fought, I only had three months of training, Matt.I've now
got another six months behind me, and if you thought I hurt you then, you
ain't seen nothing yet."

Roy was now sitting on a stool, trying to take it all in. So were Matt's
friends.This big galoot attacked this tiny woman with about two dozen
punches, and she didn't have a mark on her. Matt was also having a hard time
digesting what just happened. But it didn't stop any feeling that he had about
beating his ex-wife.

He knew his fighting skills will not fail him in a one-on-one battle with a
woman in a yellow halter.He again charged in, but this time, Edna also went
on the offensive.

She ducked under a punch and kicked Matt in the stomach, to slow him down.
She then went back to the basics of attacking vulnerable points.She punched
his throat and the whole bar heard him gag.

Matt began staggering, trying to grab some air.... Edna move in and kicked his
right knee, causing the big guy to drop to the ground."Is it all coming
back to you?" Edna smiled."This is the part where I knock you out."

Matt tried to grab his wife, while he was on the ground with his gimpy knee.
She darted in and out, kicking his head - keeping out of reach. Matt's face
was taking many of the blows, and his nose was pushed in, his lip was
bleeding, and his eye was beginning to close.Matt's friends sat wide-eyed in
disbelief to see their tough, bar-brawling friend being taken apart by a woman
who was not even breaking a sweat.

With each kick to the head, the other patrons in the bar began cheering.No
one liked Matt and his bullying.

"Get Up," Edna commanded."I'll stop so you can get up and walk out of here
on your own power."

Matt sat for two minutes to clear his head and slowly stood up on his wrenched
knee.His vision was blurry, and he had trouble breathing because his nose
was broken.

Edna turned to Matt's friends and said, "Get him out of here, before I really
hurt him."The two men were leading Matt to the door when he grabbed a beer
bottle from a table, whirled and chucked it hitting Edna in the head. The blow
caused her to go down, but not out.

Roy ran over to help Edna, but Matt got there at the same time and punched him
in the face.Matt saw his chance with the small woman on the ground and he
tried to stomp her.Edna avoided his large boots and was able to get to her
feet.

"I should have expected a cheap shot like that from you, Matt. You're nothing
by a big coward who can't beat me in a fair fight,"Edna shouted."Stay out
of this Roy. And someone get ready to call 911, cause he's going to need it,"
she said.

Matt was unsteady on his bad knee and still groggy from the fight, but he
still felt he could beat Edna. It only would take one good punch."Bring it
bitch," he yelled.

Edna lit into Matt like a swarm of hornets. Her fists blackened his eyes. Then
cracked his throat causing him to collapse, gasping for air. and finally, she
kicked his balls.The kick sent Matt's nuts up to his stomach.He was nearly
unconscious on the ground, vomiting and crying at the same time.

"No more, I quit," he cried."I won't bother you anymore."Matt's friends
looked at the quivering hulk who started off the evening as a statue of male
bravado out to drink and cause trouble.

Edna stood over Matt and gave him one more kick to the nuts, and then dropped
on her knees into his stomach."I told the police six months ago, that the
only way to stop you was for me to kill you," she screamed.

People in the bar were stunned at the sight of the small woman on the large
bar-brawler, threatening to kill him. Surely, she won't do it.Not with all
these witnesses. However, people did notice that he adrenaline from the fight
had Edna's tits getting perky. Her nipples were showing through her halter
top.

While sitting on his chest, she lifted up the man's head and stared into his
half-closed eyes which showed a glint of fear."tell you what Matt, I'll
spare your life. But I want your clothes."

"No not that," cried Matt.His friends got up to intervene but one look from
Edna told them to sit back down or they would end up like their beaten friend.

Edna pulled off his boots. She took off his pants and underwear leaving him
naked on the floor, whimpering."Now get his ass out of here," Edna
commanded the two friends. They picked up Matt and dragged him outside.

The bar erupted in cheers, as it was pretty apparent that Matt would never
come back again.Edna and Roy finished their drinks and went home.This time
when they play wrestled, and Roy got on top for the pin, he wondered out loud
if Edna was letting him win.Edna said "Oh no. I'm not a good wrestler. But I
know how to be a bar-brawler.