House Party Part 1 - Armwrestling goes wrong. By San Kirkpatrick Picard. We"d all returned to my share house from a day at the beach for "a few drinks." "A few drinks" had turned into many. It was a hot night and we were all in various stages of insobriety. There were five men and four women partying at the house. The four women - Nicole, Jess, Meg and Tam were still in their beach gear. Nicole is one of the prettiest women I"ve ever known. She was still in her bikini top as was Meg. Meg has enormous tits that burst from her slim body. They were spilling out from an undersized bikini top. Tam has the classic girl next door appearance but a career as an ice hockey player gifted her with an intimidating body. Jess looked intimidating too. I"d never actually met Jess before, but she was really cute. She lounged on a couch in a long loose fitting top that only revealed bulky arms that were well toned. Meg had only just started dating our housemate Jake. Tam was going out with Nicole. Jess was friends with Tam and Nicole. Our housemate Jake was easily the drunkest. Jake is funny, tubby and a bit lippy. He was rattling off to Tam and Nicole about how the only thing hotter than watching lesbian girls kissing would be to watch two women armwrestle. Meg laughed. She laughed at everything Jake said. They clearly hadn"t been dating long. My other housemate Ben chimed in "what about both at the same time and watching two lesbians armwrestle" That"d make you blow your load on the spot Jake" "Eww gross," said Meg. It was a pretty gross thing to say, but we all looked at Tam and Nicole all the same. "You"re way stronger than me honey," Nicole said. "You"re pretty strong though darl," Tam replied. The two girls faced off. They were both pretty drunk. They made a sexy couple and I felt myself go a little hard as the two of them leaned over a low table. Their faces were only inches apart. Nicole wasn"t just pretty, her body was insane. She was slender, toned but not overly muscled with a flat stomach. It could turn a woman gay. Maybe she did actually turn Tam gay. It was going to be an interesting match. Nicole worked out at the same gym as I did and I knew she was a deceptively strong woman, probably stronger than your average man. Then again, I knew Tam had been a machine of an ice hockey player. They grabbed hands and squared off. They quickly kissed and nobody had time to count before they started armwrestling. Both were laughing as they struggled for a moment but Tam took Nicole down pretty quickly. "That is possibly the hottest thing I"ve ever seen," came a voice from behind me. Another mate Joel had come into the kitchen holding two beers. He handed me one. "Where"s Adam"" asked Joel, "He"ll want to see this." "Want to see what"" asked a large blonde. Adam came up beside me and Joel. "Tam just armwrestled the shit outta Nicole," answered Joel. "Hey, Tam, take on Meg," demanded Joel. "I saw you staring at Nicole"s cleavage," smirked Meg. "You just want me to bend over too pervert." "You afraid of losing Meg"" Joel replied. "Lose to you, no." she replied. "ooooooo " them"s fightin" words" I shouted. Nicole and Tam both moved away and Meg and Joel squared up. Meg deliberately bent over further than she needed and Joel showed no shame in having a good look. They gripped hands and we all chanted "three " two " one " go!" Adam, Joel and I all trained together at the same gym four or five times a week. Joel might have been stronger than most men, but Meg still put up a pretty good fight. Joel looked fatigued when he finally took Meg down after about half a minute. "Jesus you"re strong," stammered Joel, catching his breath. "Those tits give you superpowers or something"" "Maybe," Meg smiled. She placed her hands under two enormous breasts and pressed them up and let them fall a couple of times. "They"re magical aren"t they"" "Hey only I"m allowed to play with those," protested Jake. "Meg, let us watch you beat your boyfriend," Ben suggested. Jake moved a little too enthusiastically for what was about to come next. He thought Ben was joking but we all saw what Ben did. Meg did look stronger than him. He had no idea what he was in for. Meg had adjusted her bikini top to the most revealing setting. Her positioning on the table squeezed her boobs together. She was clearly trying to distract her boyfriend to gain every advantage. Despite the distraction working, she was about 10 seconds from showing she wasn"t going to need it. "Three - two - one - go," we all shouted. Jake was clearly distracted as his girlfriend got the jump on him but after half a second Jake looked up in astonishment and started straining against Meg. Jake"s hand was pressed against the table in a couple of seconds and we all cheered. Jake went bright red. After I quickly recovered from the shock of how easily Meg beat her boyfriend, I took a better look at Meg. Her breasts were such a distraction from the rest of her, it was easy to miss the clues as to how strong she really was. She was by no means overweight but it was enough to hide a strong physique. I knew she"d been a gymnast at school. She must have always been naturally strong and had never lost the extra strength gymnastics had gifted her. We all looked at each other for the next match up. Jake rubbed his arm and stammered something about needing to use the bathroom. "Meg and Tam," someone shouted. "Fuck off," said Ben. "I haven"t had a turn" "Fine, you and Joel," said Nicole. The two young men looked at each other from across the table and smiled. The next 10 minutes were mayhem. Chants, counts, squeals and roars left our ears ringing. Ben beat Joel and then Ben easily beat Jake when he came back from the bathroom but Adam beat Ben. I beat Joel after Jake refused any more matches with anyone. I then beat Ben and Adam and I was feeling pretty good about myself. Meg beat Nicole and then was one of the most interesting matches of the night. Tam and Meg finally squared up and to everyone"s surprise, Tam took down Meg fairly easily. She must have been going easy on her girlfriend Nicole earlier. I was expecting Meg to be pissed as she was normally competitive, but she was grinning like it was Christmas. "My God Tam, you could beat any of the guys here." Meg looked over at Ben. "Ben and Tam," she shouted. Ben smirked and approached the table. They faced off and neither had budged for a full minute by which time the smirk had long gone from Ben"s face. He looked anxious by the end. After a few more seconds Ben sighed, "damn, you"re too strong," and let Tam press his hand down to the table. Ben looked sheepish. "Woooo," cheered the girls. "These matches aren"t fair," said Nicole. "I"m actually left-handed," she continued. "I want to beat the guys lefty." "Jake will go first," volunteered Meg. "That"s just mean," said Nicole. "He won"t stand a chance against me and you know it Meg." "I"m standing right here! I get it! I"m the weakest here!" protested Jake. "You don"t need to rub it in" "You like turning me on don"t you"" said Meg, touching his crotch over his jeans. "Watching women overpower men turns me on." Jake looked at us all uncomfortably but we all wanted to see what Meg would do next. I"d never seen this side of Meg before. Drunk Meg was scary. Meg forced Jake over towards the table. He tried to fight loose of her, flailing like a fish and stammering about a sore arm but his girlfriend was having none of it. Meg had always been feisty and was enjoying her new boy toy. I actually felt sorry for Jake as Nicole easily beat him with her left arm and dispatched his remaining manhood with her right. Jake slumped in an armchair and sulked. My guess is that he and Meg wouldn"t be dating tomorrow. The next big surprise of the night came when Nicole beat Ben and Joel with her left arm as well. It wasn"t only that Nicole was stronger with her left arm as the two men just weren"t as strong with their left. The got a bit of pride back both beating her in right armed rematches. Nicole looked tired but she still took Adam on. He beat her both times in sweaty contest and I was relieve that us men had at least one undefeated champion against the women. "Don"t go anywhere Adam," said Tam, kissing Nicole firmly on the mouth, "I need to avenge my woman." Tam lost her first match to Adam when they started on their right, but Tam defeated Adam with her left. Tam challenged a tiring Adam to a final match back on their right side and after a couple of exhausting minutes Tam finally defeated an exhausted Adam a second time. "Girl power," shouted Meg. "We are dominating!" The mood in the room had changed. I was the only one now who hadn"t lost to at least one of these women. Meg looked around for the next match up. I"d seen enough matches to feel fairly confident I could beat any girl here, left or right, although I knew even I would struggle with Tam. I was expecting Meg to demand that I armwrestle Tam, but when Meg spoke, I realised we"d all forgotten someone. "Jess, who do you want to match up against"" "Oh, I think I just want to sit here," Jess replied. She"d been inconspicuously scrolling through her phone and drinking wine on the couch in the corner of the room. "No way," said Meg, bouncing over to her, her tits bouncing all over the place. "You"re a beast. Show the boys what you look like under that top." "Meeeeggggg"." Jess moaned. "Take your shirt off before I rip it off you," Meg laughed. Meg started tugging at her shirt. "Fine," Jess replied exasperated. Jess got up and staggered a little. She was the drunkest of the girls but still seemed to be relatively dextrous. Jess pulled her shirt over her head and we all stared. She wore a simple bikini top but there was nothing else simple about her. Her shoulders were broad. She did a little twirl as she came over to us and I saw that her back was packed with muscle. Her arms and torso were thick with muscle but there was barely an inch of fat on her. Her hands looked as though they could crush walnuts. Crevices lined the outline of a rock hard abs. Her legs were long but strong. She was tall and had hips as wide as her shoulders. Her waist was tiny but her butt was huge. It was hard to imagine such a muscular woman could look so womanly. Her hourglass figure was to die for. "Ooohhh," said Tam, "Please let me armwrestle you." The two girls matched up. Jess" arm dwarfed Tam"s. Jess actually looked like she was taking it easy on her as she effortless glided Tam"s hand down to the table. "Holy shit," exclaimed Tam. "You"ll crush everyone here." Tam looked over at me. "Him and Jess!" "Ready for a woman to kick your ass"" Meg said with an evil grin. "She"s kinda like a man so I"m not sure it"d count," I joked. I immediately regretted the reply. A flicker of rage crossed Jess" face, but it was gone so quickly I thought I might have imagined it. The whole night Jess had been quiet and unassuming. Something in her posture changed as she approached the table. A nasty look drifted across her face. "Dude, I don"t think she liked you saying that," Joel whispered loud enough for everyone to hear it. "Loosen up Jess," I said, trying to rescue the situation but failing spectacularly. "You must use testosterone to look like that." "I"m all woman," she mocked in a girly tone. She came over to me and grabbed my hands playfully cupped them over her breasts. She casually ran my hands down her body and rested them on her firm ass. She rubbed her hands down her wide hips and grinded left and right against my hardening crotch. She teased her body playfully in front of me. "Is this really a manly body," she asked" "No, not at all," I gulped. Jess stopped abruptly and raised herself to her full height. She was even taller than I"d initially realised. About 5" 11, maybe ever 6 foot I was guessing. She adjusted her long ponytail. It was a deliberate ploy to casually "accidentally on purpose" show off her biceps. Her biceps were enormous. Even larger than mine. Jess had been shy all night but something seemed to have awoken in her. I wasn"t sure if she was drunk or if it was my comments to her. Maybe it was both. She hadn"t used much effort at all to take down Tam so I"d never realised how large her bulky arms truly were until she"d flexed them before me. I stepped away from her nervously and took to my side of the table. Jess took to her side and leaned over. Her cute boobs dangled casually and despite my comments, I knew there was nothing manly about her. My cock started to press against my jeans. I tentatively rested my arm in front of hers and she immediately gripped it tight. She squeezed my hand forcefully and I winced. My hard-on faded as quickly as my chances of beating her. "Three " two " one " go," the room chanted. Jess casually flattened my arm against the table. This woman was phenomenal. She had beaten me as though my arm were limp. She pulled my arm back to a starting position and before I was ready, she slammed my arm again into the table. I yelped with pain and she returned my arm to the starting position again. She gripped my hand tighter still and started at me with an evil look in her eyes. The room was silent. "That was mean what you just about me. I think you should apologise." she slurred in a hurtful tone. I didn"t answer. It wasn"t that I didn"t want to apologise, I was simply stunned by this sexy beast of a woman. She took my silence for petulance and slammed my hand into the table a second time. The bang echoed throughout a silent room as the table rattled. "That was so hot Jess," gasped Tam. "Totally," agreed Nicole "You chose the wrong woman to piss off dude," laughed Adam. Jess let go of my hand. I inspected it and it had already turned red. "Why is it that men think that strong women must be manly"" Jess asked. I just stared at her blankly. "Maybe women are just stronger than men." Jess continued Adam went silent. All the men remained silent. "Would any of you like to fight any of us"" Jess continued. All the men were still silent. "That"s right," shouted Jess. "Any of us would beat up any of any of you lot." "That"s right sister," shouted Meg giving Jess a high five. I started to move away but Jess spoke up "let"s go again." "Oh yeh," clapped Meg, "I want to see Jess crush you again." "No thanks," I mumbled and I started to walk away. "We got your back sister," laughed Meg Before I could get away, Meg grabbed me by the arms. Joel was right. It was like her tits did give her superpowers. She wasn"t strong enough to move me but she was too strong for me to break free. Another set of drunken hands helped to force me back towards the table. I was helpless as Meg and Tam dragged me back to the table. It was like Jess" comments about beating up men had these drunk women itching for a fight. Meg"s breasts were squashed against me but I was too worried to be turned on by it. I maybe could have fought my way past either Meg or Tam but even I wasn"t a match for the two of them. While Tam and Meg held me opposite Jess, Nicole took this moment to get involved. "You know he started going to the gym because I always beat him up when he was little"" "Really"" echoed Meg, Tam and Jess all together. She smiled at me and gave me a patronising kiss on the cheek. "No matter how many hours you spend at the gym, I"ll always be able to beat you up!" Nicole laughed. Jess was right, those three women were scary strong and were asking for a fight " a fight I was more and more certain we"d lose. I started to wonder if I"d underestimated the strength of women all my life or if I"d been unlucky enough to have pissed off four strong women in one unlucky coincidence. I stood before Jess and we got into position. "Whenever you"re ready," Jess said. I looked at my bruised hand and it was all I could do not to cry. Jess was squeezing it tighter the longer I waited. I was honestly afraid the next loss would break my hand and I wondered if it wasn"t her plan all along. I swallowed my manhood and placed a second hand on my hand. I couldn"t risk her slamming my hand against the table a third time. "Yeh, beat him two handed, Jess" screamed Nicole. "You still got not chance," clapped Tam. The guys were still oddly silent. I prepared to armwrestle her with both my arms. Jess relaxed her grip a bit and raised her eyebrows. I waited for her to protest what seemed as though it"d be a mismatch to her detriment but she simply repeated, "Whenever you"re ready." I waited a moment and yanked my arms against her. Jess" biceps popped from her arm and her hand instantly crushed mine. I felt a knuckle pop and I cried out uncontrollably. She pulled both my arms down with ease and pressed my hand firmly into the table. She quickly yanked my second arm off the one I was holding. I struggled to get my arms free but she held me firm seemingly with little effort. She pulled my arm back to a starting position. I was dazed and it took me too long to realise she was setting us up to armwrestle one more time. While holding my other arm firmly in her left, she slammed my right into the table one final time. I felt my hand crack. Jess still had one final amount of prodigious strength in her hands and she squeezed across the break. Something else broke and I screamed and burst into tears. "Shit, sorry," stammered Jess drunkenly, "I didn"t know my own strength." I slummed to my knees and I felt myself go faint. "You really shouldn"t have called me manly," Jess protested as I shouted all manner of unpleasantries at her. "That"s really insulting. Men are just weak cry babies. You"re kinda proving that right now." "Harden up, dude," Joel said. "We"ll get you"ll drunk enough you"ll forget about it in the morning." There would be nothing forgettable about this night.