The Goddess’s Garden By Daedelus98 and Goddess of Destruction - Kali Alaura What happens when uninvited pests from another world crash the home of “The" Goddess of Destruction Kali Alaura”? Find Out! Contact Kali - kalicrusheralaura@gmail.com Check Out Her Website! - https://www.kalialaura.com Home Sweet Home. Kali was tired from a long shift at her fashion boutique, dealing with snotty and rude customers all day was tiring. Kali started to move toward her spacious living room when she stopped to look at herself in the mirror. Despite her exhaustion Kali still looked fantastic, her long brunette hair tied into a ponytail, exposing her silky-smooth neck. Her outfit, a white polka dotted blue dress complemented her 5ft 3in frame, a form-fitting garment showing off all her voluptuous curves. Kali's tired expression quickly turned into a smile at how good she looked! Kali remembered a tall, dark, handsome man named Damon that at first kept slyly glancing at her from across the boutique. He finally chatted her up, playfully flirting with Kali on and off for weeks. Damon knew about clothes which impressed Kali because most men were clueless about fashion's finer points. Finally getting a rest! Kali slowly kicked off her white "Mob Boss" Stilettos and plopped right down on her new, large, and amazingly comfortable couch. The leather easily absorbed her fatigued body, instantly providing her tired form stability, almost acting like a pair of gentle hands gracefully providing much-needed tender loving care. Kali's legs hung off the arm of the couch's arm with her sore, tired feet dangling, finally free from her cute shoes all day. Kali really loved her legs as did the customers, very shapely and fit. Kali especially loved the pedicure she had received the day before. She had always loved her toes, especially painted with her favorite color - red. She regarded the pair of heels lying on the floor next to her and remembered the first time she wore high heels to middle school. The boys did not pay any attention to her at first, but that soon changed after she carelessly and viciously walked all over the baseball cards, they had strewn out on the classroom carpets! Kali remembered the looks on their faces when the cards crumpled around her heels as she trampled them! Those boys were so angry, but she did not care, destroying them was so much fun and those cards should not have been there anyway! To Kali those cards were just useless pieces of paper, she could not then and still not even to this day understand why boys and men (As if there is really a difference!) waste their money on such things! Kali's middle school teacher, Ms. Laura Masters had even evilly smiled at Kali in approval of her actions! Ms. Masters was going to do that very same thing herself; she hated those annoying boys and all the silly, stupid junk they brought to school! CRASH!! Kali started to fall asleep when suddenly a loud ruckus in the back yard jarred her instantly awake! Up off the couch by the noise she scanned the living room, then ran to the other rooms to find the source of the commotion. Nothing. Finally, Kali looked toward the backyard with every intention of investigating the disturbance, but annoyance and fatigue started to overcome set in keeping her from taking that action. "Fuck it!" she exclaimed, putting her shoes back on. "It must be a wild animal in the backyard again!" Kali thought to herself making her way to the sliding glass door. It was an Albuquerque summer evening; it was dusk and that meant relief from the hot desert sun. The patio lights unveiled a mess of, broken ceramic pots, potting soil, and most importantly all her marijuana plants littering the cement! Kali was furious and had little patience, thus was in no mood to deal with trifling things; however, there was no use in bitching, so she started to clean up the mess. Not of the world? Suddenly Kali noticed a faint blinking red light on her side of the chain link fence separating her from that geeky neighbor of hers. "Maybe, it is one of those stupid remote-control drones he always flies; it could be one of those big ones buzzing around my house all the time!" Kali guessed. In the past she had run-ins with him and his toys, always landing in her yard! Kali informed him that if it happened again the toy would not return in the same condition! Kali had caught a couple of times him spying on her while was relaxing by her backyard pool. He was not a bad looking fellow just obsessed with his toy drones and flying them around her house at all hours of the day and night. Kali's further examination of the object ruled out the annoying neighbor theory. She slowly and hesitantly walked over to investigate the strange object, being careful not to slip on tiny rocks disturbed by whatever it was. This was no drone. Kali nearly lost her balance on the loose rocks, but recovered her footing finally getting a good look at the strange thing now in her backyard. Kali was surprised at the discovery of a small, wrecked spaceship! Kali could not believe her eyes! The blinking red light was on top of a round dome resting on a big saucer, protruding from it in the back were two cigar shaped projections held up by struts. Kali slowly bent over to touch it hesitantly putting a single finger on the red, blinking light. Kali instantly pulled her finger back in pain of its searing hot, smooth metallic skin. Suddenly the red dome light flashed brighter and brighter blinding Kali who instinctively covered her eyes. Smoke started to billow from the bottom of the object. A loud, piercing noise forcing Kali to now cover her ears causing her to wince from its intensity. More smoke billowed out as the object started to slowly rise, blind curiosity overwhelmed her as she moved toward the hovering object now at shin level. Kali foolishly reached out to touch it again when instantaneously a strange green ray struck her in the chest. Pain shot through Kali's body as her legs buckled from the strange object's attack. Undaunted, Kali now angry again moved toward it, receiving two more blasts stopping her dead in her tracks! Recovering from the assault Kali yelled, "You fuckers crash my yard, then shoot at me!". Big Mistake! The object continued its painfully slow ascent, but Kali ended that by raising and resting her left high heeled foot on top of it. The object strained to gain altitude now with even more smoke billowing from beneath its hull, but Kali would not let it escape from her! Fuhgeddaboudit Fellas! The red light was now flashing blue, futilely the object fired another salvo of green energy blasts causing negligible effect to the infuriated giantess! Applying FULL weight to her foot the object went back down to the ground hard, again disturbing the small rocks underneath it! Kali felt a rush of power surge through her body, bending over she ripped the source of the green beam right off the top of the saucer. "You tiny fuckers won't be firing anymore of that green shit at me!" she wickedly exclaimed, bellowing out an evil laugh as she crushed the tiny gun looking object into the dirt and rocks under her heels! Regarding the now motionless, helpless object Kali announced "My name is Kali, Goddess of Destruction and you little fuckers are my slaves forever! Your lives are mine to keep or to destroy!" To Kali's pleasant surprise the blue light on the dome slowly faded until finally it was no more! "You landed on MY planet, disturbed the GODDESS, and now you will have to pay for your insolence!" Kali announced. Minutes went by and Kali just anxiously stared at the now crippled object. To Kali's delight the alien object's outer skin had now cooled down. The Goddess of Destruction smiled wickedly! Kali was only playing around before but now it totally dawned on her that this object was not from Earth, that it was from another planet! Going by that thought Kali picked up the "spaceship" and brought it to her patio. She pointed the ship to the broken pots and soil, "Look at the mess you idiots made! LOOK AT IT!" her voice thundered. It was like rubbing a dog's nose in its own mess, "I want whomever you are to come out of this stupid toy ship and apologize for what you did!" she commanded, roughly placing the ship on the hard cement. Minutes passed by and nothing had happened, Goddess Kali now became extremely agitated. She nudged the ship with the point of her left shoe a couple of times and still nothing. "If you don't get out of your puny alien ship, I will crush it with you inside!" she yelled in a threatening tone. Kali, now fully awake and alert set up a chair next to the alien ship, quickly kicked off her shoes and placed her bare feet on the ship using it as a footrest! The ship's smooth, cool skin felt good against her aching feet, relaxing the angry giantess. Kali got extremely relaxed and could feel the object slightly give way under the weight of her feet! "Sure, is a fragile little thing!" she callously remarked. "Maybe the aliens inside were hairy creatures like in "Earth Girls Are Easy" and they want fulfill their Goddess's needs?" Kali thought to herself. Now anxious and losing patience, Kali put on her shoes. Kali picked up the ship violently shaking it; she even mockingly flew it around laughing at how silly this must have looked to any neighbors watching. The giantess tossed the ship on the cement at her feet and raised a foot about to act on her threat when suddenly a bottom hatch slowly started opening with a slight creak and a hiss of air. Kali was surprised to finally see her "guests", little green men wearing what looked like silver space suits. They were so tiny compared to Kali, and she had to control the immediate urge to just stomp them flat as they appeared from the ship! Besides, "The Goddess of Destruction" had special things in mind for her guests! Fifteen little aliens in all slowly made their way from the crippled spaceship all staring up at the giantess deviously staring back down at them. "I AM GODDESS KALI, empress of this planet, and you puny aliens are my new little garden sprouts!" she proclaimed. The giant goddess's form blocked their view of the sky above them. Suddenly, the tiny creatures all scattered, but Kali was too fast for them. She scooped them all up creating a temporary prison in her gigantic, cupped hands, looking for a more permanent place to put them for safekeeping. Kali spotted one large, long, brown flowerpot intact and still filled with soil among the mess that was once her garden, set one of the overturned tables upright, placed it on top, and got an idea. "Since you ruined my garden, I will have to grow a new one, and you little fuckers are going to be my new plants!" Kali stuck all fifteen aliens in the soil evenly spaced in three rows of five. She grabbed a garden hose turned it on full blast and watered her new plants. The powerless alien creatures tried in vain to turn their tiny heads away from the giant hose. "Water makes all spouts grow big and tall!" she informed them as she shut off the water. "Now, if any of you try and escape you will be punished!" Goddess Kali warned. Without hesitation she plucked one of her "sprouts" from the soil and started to slowly squeeze the life out of it, tiny screams of agony came from the doomed creature. Goddess Kali could feel what might be bones cracking due the immense pressure of her grip and then seconds later its body went limp. "I DO NOT TOLERATE REBELLION!" Kicking off her high heels she told them, "Just a small demonstration of what disobedience will get you.", and just to drill her point home Kali threw the lifeless carcass to the cement below and crushed it with her barefoot using a very seductive grinding motion for all the rest to see! Crushing it was like squishing a little flower sprout underneath her foot, something Kali loved to do! "There will be no disobedience on MY planet WILL THERE?" she loudly asked her frightened captives. Her alien, plant prisoners wildly shook their heads up and down in immediate acknowledgment of the Goddess's question. Looking down at them she said, "I like sci-fi stuff, movies, television shows all of it, and now it looks like I'm actually living in one of those cheeky sci-fi movies on the late show!" Kali said lighting up a cigarette. After the day Kali had a cigarette on the patio was nice. Giantess Kali blew her smoke and flicked the cigarette's ashes on her tiny prisoners, they did not like it, but Kali did not care. When done she put out her cigarette out on the alien's spaceship, making sure they saw her grind the butt on the smooth hull. Kali bent over the flowerpot; it was time again to "tend" to her new garden. Leaning in close she asked, "Do you little creatures want to smell my pretty, shapely feet and toes?" lifting the pot off the table and putting it down on the cement. The Goddess raised a foot over the helpless aliens then lowered it. "Take a sniff of paradise my little sprouts and enjoy the sweet aroma of my sexy feet!" she laughed. This went on for a bit, and since the aliens seemed to be enjoying it Goddess Kali quickly pulled her foot away. "Now, I don't want you enjoying yourselves too much, after all you little foot freaks crashed my yard!" Kali said stomping her foot right next to the flowerpot prison. "Okay worms, it's now time to do something for your Goddess!" she commanded. Suddenly a cockroach crawled up on the patio in Kali's view, making its way to the flowerpot. Kali turned and looked quickly surveying the mess on the patio noticing a smashed jar amongst the flowerpots and soil. "Looks like you escaped from your little jail worm!" Kali announced. "You see that my little sprouts, that creature was a man named Willie a creature who upset me when he became bratty, insolate, and rebellious!" Kali said pointing at the cockroach crawling closer to the pot. "I turned him into this gross pathetic bug! Willie angered me, and when insignificant puny men anger me, they are crushed under my deadly, powerful feet!" Kali exclaimed stomping and crushing the cockroach before it could escape! SQUISH!! Kali ground Willie into a disgusting stain on the hard cement! Not finding him useful anymore she enjoyed destroying him! Goodbye WORM! Goddess Kali plucked two of the "little sprouts" from her garden. Kali pointed over to their spaceship, the giantess set one of the aliens on the cement then gently rested her giant foot on it, keeping the other one in her strong, powerful grasp. The giant goddess commanded to the alien in her hand, "Go and get the little alien guns and radios you have in that tiny ship of yours! You have two minutes, or I will crush your small friend there under my foot!" she warned now placing the eager alien on the patio. Goddess Kali does not like guns! "GO! You little worm or I will kill you and him right now!" Kali yelled starting to apply pressure to his friend's tiny, helpless body. "You had better move or its dead!" Kali screamed! The tiny alien ran as fast as his short alien legs would carry him, minutes later appearing from the spaceship with an armful of small ray guns and radios. "Put them on the ground at my feet!" The Goddess of Destruction commanded. Good little sprouts! The alien followed his Goddess's request placing the vital equipment at her feet as ordered to. "You won't be using these little toys anymore; I wouldn't want you trying to use these to escape your Goddess!" Kali said as she ground the alien equipment into dust with the ball of her foot enjoying the feeling of the objects crushed underneath. "Ha, incredibly fun, you did an excellent job little alien worm, and for that here's your reward!" she said putting her full weight on the other alien pinned underneath her other foot. Kali took immense pleasure in putting the alien sprout quickly out of its misery! The other alien tried to get away, but Goddess Kali easily scooped it up and dangled the alien over her mouth. "Well, well you didn't listen to your Goddess about disobeying her so now you must pay!" She told the doomed alien dropping it into her mouth. The Giantess chewed and grinded up her little snack which tasted like strawberries to her, then happily swallowed it with a big gulp! Time to play with the toy now! She turned to look at the remaining "little sprouts", thought for a moment then turned to look at the broken-down spaceship, Goddess Kali put her high heels back on. The giantess looked over the stupid tiny alien spaceship and laughed aloud. "Ha! This sure is a piece of crap spaceship my little garden worms!" she said walking next to it. The Goddess bent over and ripped one of its cigar shaped cylinders right off the saucer. "What a flimsy little ship you fucking sprouts were flying!" she snickered caressing the cylindrical shape. Instantaneously she dropped it on the ground "Uh oh, how clumsy of me!" a devious smile coming over her face as she crushed the object flat with her high heels. The alien sprouts in the pot stared helplessly at the destruction of what was once a powerful spaceship engine. Goddess Kali saw how the engines' destruction affected the aliens and laughed at them. She ripped the remaining cylinder off the saucer then walked over to her tiny garden. Making sure, they could see the useless piece of metal Giantess Kali crushed and bent the alien engine, crumpling it up like a paper airplane. "Just like what I used to do in school when I found one of those stupid paper planes the boys use to make and throw at me!" she exclaimed. The Goddess kicked off her shoes and stood next to what remained of the spaceship. "This looks like something from that show Star Trek!" Kali remarked standing on it with her bare feet. The ship's hull began to buckle under her weight; the metal giving way under her feet, a destructive smile came over her face as she stepped off it to put her heels back on. Now The Goddess is Really Angry! "I hate rude, uninvited guests!!" Kali yelled as she stomped the spaceship into scrap metal while the sprout aliens just stood still like good little plants in their soil and helplessly watched. Goddess Kali destroyed the alien ship with powerful stomps, crushing any hope of them escaping from her! Kali practically flattened it leaving nothing left, she laughed at the carnage caused by her feet. "I love hurting men by destroying things that mean so much to them!" she told the doomed sprouts, kicking away the remains of their precious ship. Goodbye sprouts! Now, with their only way of escape gone she turned to her remaining little captives with a smile on her face and turned on her shredder. The loud noise caused by the device caused pain to the little aliens, but no matter it would not last long! Giantess Kali grabbed the remaining aliens, enjoying watching their bodies ripped up by the shredder's powerful blades. One by one they all met the same fate; Kali laughed as she watched the horror on their tiny little alien sprout faces as her shredder eagerly devoured each morsel. After the last alien was gone Kali lit up a cigarette and smiled at the huge mess on the patio, "Men!" She laughed taking a drag from her smoke. The End.