Chapter 12: Late Night Lovers




Elvira's eyes widened as Dee Dee's cock began to rise. Within moments, the
curved shaft protruded directly from the girl's crotch, veins visibly pulsing
along its length. Below it, she could see a huge ballsac filled with two
testicles already the size of tennis balls and getting larger. Elvira felt her
pelvis twinge in anticipation ... and to be honest, a little bit of worry.

Dee Dee stroked one finger along the length of her monstrous cock. The curve
left the glossy head pointed straight at Elvira's face and she could see
precum glistening on the tip.

Elvira tried to scoot back, but her back hit the headboard of the bed, leaving
her nowhere to go.

"C'mon, haven't you heard of a little thing called foreplay?" Elvira held up
her hands in a placating gesture. "Even us 'witches' like to be romanced, you
know?"

"Where I come from, what we just did is considered foreplay, Elvira."

Elvira tried to scoot to the edge of the bed, but Dee Dee was coming closer
and she couldn't deny that something was stirring inside her. The sight of
that massive, inhuman cock of hers was weird, but she could feel the first
tingling hints of wetness between her legs. Elvira had been hoping to settle
things with just another quick handjob, but that was starting to look less and
less likely.

Dee Dee pulled Elvira's panties downward, exposing the glistening lips of her
pussy. "You have bigger things to worry about, Elvira." Dee Dee laughed,
looming over her as she stroked the excessive length of her dick. "Let me show
you."

Elvira was on her knees, mouth slightly agape as she stared at the massive
cock of Dee Dee being only a few inches from her face. Dee Dee had settled
herself onto the king-sized bed, legs apart to show Elvira the full, glory of
her erection.

The sight of Dee Dee's enormous erect cock raised goosebumps along the bare
skin of Elvira's arms and legs. Droplets of nervous sweat dotted the smooth
curve of her breasts and turning her nipples into hard points.

"So ... just to be clear ... we can't just talk this out?" Elvira had to tilt
her head in order to peek around the shaft of Dee Dee's cock to look up at her
face.

Dee Dee gave a sexy smile and shook her head. "Suck me, Elvira."

"Okay, well just give me a few minutes to do some stretches or that thing is
gonna ... mmmppph!" Before Elvira could delay any further, Dee Dee reached out
and closed one hand around the back of her head, her nails threading through
her long black hair. With one, sharp motion she yanked Elvira's head forward,
the tip of her cock pushing its way past her lips.

"Mmmph! Mthrfkr!" Elvira's words came out only as muffled groans, the thick
shaft com-pletely filling her mouth. Dee Dee pulled her head closer, pushing
herself a few inches deeper into her mouth, pressing against the surface of
her tongue. It was moving too fast, causing Elvira to quickly run out of
breath as the tip of her cock tickled her uvula. She tried to pull back but
Dee Dee's hand on the back of her head was as immovable as an iron bar.

Elvira's vision was starting to dim when she finally released her grip. She
pulled back, coughing and choking as she gulped down fresh air. The head of
Dee Dee's cock glistened with her saliva and strings of precum dangled between
her lips and Dee Dee's shaft.

"Ready for more, Elvira?" Dee Dee peered down at her as she panted on the bed,
she managed to get her heaving chest under control and wiped her mouth.

"Hey, let a girl catch her breath, will ya?" Elvira reached up, wrapping one
hand around Dee Dee's cock and cupping her voluminous ball sack with the
other. "I can't tickle your balls if I pass out, right?"

That got a deep laugh from Dee Dee. She reached out and hooked a strand of her
black hair with one claw, pulling it away from her face.

"Go on then, Elvira. Show me what you can do."

"C'mon girl, you can do this." Elvira told herself. Taking a deep breath she
wrapped her lips around the apple-sized tip of her member, gently sucking from
the flared base of the head to its smooth tip. Pausing to circle it with her
tongue she gave her balls an experimental squeeze, eliciting a pleased growl
from Dee Dee. Reaching her fingers as far around the shaft as she could, she
stroked up and down, letting the mixture of saliva, and precum serve as lube
to keep her action smooth.

Blowjobs always got her motor running. The feeling of a cock throbbing against
her lips and tongue ... the anticipation of an unexpected climax ... the
slight light-headedness as she gasped for breath around the thick obstruction.
Elvira pushed her head further down the length of her cock, lips slurping
loudly as she sucked Dee Dee up and down.

Dizzy from lack of oxygen and arousal, Elvira dropped her hand from Dee Dee's
massive ballsac and slid them between her own legs. She was already dripping
wet and her two longest fingers slipped through the puffy lips of her vulva
without any resistance at all. Elvira could feel the walls of her pussy
tighten as she got two knuckles deep, causing her to moan drunkenly around a
mouthful of shemale cock.

As she continued to finger herself, she tightened her left hand around the
base of Dee Dee's dick, making her veins stand out even more against her tight
skin. She could feel the texture of the individual veins against her tongue as
she took more and more of Dee Dee into her mouth and throat. Breathing
carefully and shallowly through her nose, Elvira deep-throated Dee Dee. If
this girl had anything resembling normal human proportions, her nose would
already be buried against her crotch and she'd be able to flick her balls with
the tip of her tongue. But Dee Dee still had inches to spare as Elvira
struggled to take her further down her throat.

Elvira was about to give up on that challenge, reaching the point where she
could no longer breathe comfortably, but her eyes widened as she felt Dee
Dee's hand clamp around the back of her head once more. With her cock still
buried deep in her mouth, she looked up, meeting Dee Dee's burning gaze and
her grin grew as somehow, more of her cock forced its way down Elvira's
throat.

Elvira could only manage a faint, muffled protest as Dee Dee pushed her cock
down her throat. Her eyes rolled back into her head, as she struggled to keep
conscious while Dee Dee's giant cock mercilessly fucked her throat.

The abuse did nothing to stop her fingers, working busily between her legs.
Elvira shoved her middle and ring finger as deep as they could go, their tips
straining to reach her g-spot while she ground the joint of her thumb against
the wet, swollen bud of her clitoris.

Elvira's vision was starting to fade as she felt the tip of Dee Dee's cock
blocking her throat but her body wasn't trembling from fear, it was shaking
with pleasure. An intense orgasm ripped through Elvira's body, filling her
barely conscious mind with nothing but intense, blazing ecstasy. Droplets of
liquid pattered onto the ground, dripping from both her pussy and from Dee
Dee's lipstick-streaked shaft as she vigorously face-fucked her.

As the intense wake of Elvira's orgasm finally faded, she became aware of Dee
Dee's cock throbbing and twitching against her tongue. "Good grief, she's
gonna cum again, already?" Elvira thought. If she let her cum in her mouth
then she might just choke her with it, considering how deeply she was buried
in her throat. But her hand was too strong and she barely had any strength
left as she struggled to remain conscious.

Elvira pressed one thumb against the base of Dee Dee's cock, hoping to hold
off her orgasm for just a few more seconds. She pulled the fingers of her
other hand from the still-quivering lips of her pussy and reached up to grab
her by the balls. Struggling to fit both of her churning testicles into her
dainty palm, she gave Dee Dee a firm squeeze.

With a groan of pleasure and surprise, Dee Dee threw her head back as Elvira
squeezed her nuts like a stress ball. Sure enough, her grip on the back of her
head loosened and she wasted no time pulling back, the long, slippery length
of her dick slurping out of her lips in one long, smooth motion.

Springing out of her mouth with a loud, wet pop, Dee Dee's dick jerked into
the air, slipping free of Elvira's grip around the base. The entire shaft
contracted slightly before releas-ing again, shooting out incredibly large,
thick wads of cum. The thick white jism was so thick and viscous that it was
almost like cream or lotion.

Too exhausted to do anything other than gasp for air, Elvira could only watch
helplessly as more bolts of semen shot out of Dee Dee's cock like a cannon,
flying through the air and landing on the carpet and furniture.

Elvira grabbed Dee Dee's cock, pumping roughly as she tried to coax more semen
from the still-hard tip. To her surprise, multiple streams of cum rocketed
upwards, almost painting the ceiling and coming back down to land on both of
them. "Holy cow! When this thing of yours starts going off, it doesn't stop
does it?"

Dee Dee grabbed one of her wrists, pulling Elvira closer to her with one arm
as she closed her other hand around her waist. "Don't worry my dear, thise's
plenty more where that came from." Dee Dee gently pushed Elvira onto her back
on the bed. The bedsprings creaked in protest as she bounced on the mattress.
Dee Dee loomed over Elvira, her monstrous mem-ber visibly throbbing only
inches away from her pussy. She moved closer, pressing it against Elvira's
thighs, spreading them apart.

"Wait, wait!" Elvira held up her hands. She had really hoped things wouldn't
progress this far. "Give a girl a minute to catch her breath, will ya? I need
some time to get ready."

"I've been waiting a very long time already," Dee Dee panted. She bent down,
and her long tongue emerged from her mouth and she lashed it against the lips
of Elvira's pussy. The feeling was intense and despite her best effort to
control herself, Elvira was breathing heavily and trembling. "You taste ready
to me."

"Look don't get me wrong ... I liked what we just did. But most times when
somebody with a dick did it to me, it was like a news bulletin on TV: short,
unannounced and a disaster."

Dee Dee chuckled as she saw Elvira's point. There had been times when she'd
taken her top off to let guys see her tits, and things were over very soon
after that. "So what you're saying is that I really rang your bell, just now?"

"More like knocked the bell out of the freaking steeple completely." Elvira's
eyes darted back and forth as she tried to come up with a plan. She perked up,
an idea striking her like a flash of light. "I just ... didn't want you to
miss out on my ... personal specialty."

Dee Dee's lips spread in an intrigued grin as Elvira pressed her large, pale
breasts together and waggled her eyebrows.

"Just lay down on your back, and I'll show you what I can do." Elvira crouched
over the prone body of Dee Dee, turning so that she faced her cock, and her
crotch was close to her face. Dee Dee was lying on her back on the bed, her
legs spread and her feet hanging off the edge. Dee Dee was warm with a
disturbing, insidious heat that pulsed against Elvira's stomach and pelvis as
she bent over her.

Directly in front of her face was her monstrous dick, as straight and firm as
a tree trunk. Elvira gulped, trying to suppress the odd mixture of dread and
arousal that filled her belly. She could feel the slippery, moist lips of her
pussy rubbing against her chest as she pulled herself her body towards Dee
Dee's magnificent cock.

Taking a deep breath, she pushed herself forward and downward, her sternum
pushing that huge cock downward as her breasts slid along the sides, eliciting
a wet, eager rumble of pleasure from Dee Dee. It required a surprising amount
of force to push her rock hard member downward and its insane length meant
that the glistening tip was barely an inch from her face. She could feel heat
radiating from it, as though she were standing next to a candle's flame. That
heat only increased as the veins along Dee Dee's cock began to throb once
more, visibly swelling before her eyes.

Pulling her forearms up in front of her, Elvira pressed her breasts together
on both sides. Elvira's skin provided natural lubricant, but even in these
situations she prided herself on the quality of her titjobs, so she made sure
to add droplets of saliva as she worked Dee Dee's shaft. The feeling of her
soft, damp breasts moving over Dee Dee's hot, vein-riddled prick was getting
Elvira's motor running again and as she pushed herself forward and back, she
couldn't help but notice the friction of Dee Dee's cock against her chest.

"Keep it together girl, you know you can do this." she chided herself, trying
to stay focus-ed on the titjob and bringing Dee Dee to a climax as quickly as
possible. Having seen this mon-ster shoot off twice already, she knew what to
expect when the moment of release came.

Fortunately, this position was perfect, giving her full access to Dee Dee's
cock. Elvira wrapped one arm around her breasts, holding them firmly around
Dee Dee's shaft while she continued to writhe up and down on it. Elvira licked
the palm of her other hand and brought it up to rub the glistening head of Dee
Dee's penis with the flat of her palm. That elicited another lingering gurgle
of enjoyment from Dee Dee, reassuring her that her technique was still as
sharp as ever.

That was when Dee Dee surprised her. As Elvira ground her tits against the
length of her cock and worked the head with her palm, she suddenly felt
something pressing against the lips of her pussy. It was hot and wet ... Dee
Dee's tongue.

"It's about time you took the hint there, sister." Elvira tried to scoot her
butt backwards, the better to let Dee Dee's long, slithering tongue do its
work. Its thick tip flicked against her clit, making it difficult for her to
keep her focus.

"Consider this pleasure your reward for freeing me from that wretched limbo."
Dee Dee's ability to speak was apparently not meaningfully hindered by the
fact that her tongue was con-tinuing slowly tracing the outline of her pussy.
"I'm gonna lick your belly button from the inside."

"H-hey now ... I'm not one to turn down a..!" Elvira's voice trailed off into
a long moan of pleasure as Dee Dee reached up and clamped her strong fingers
against the side of her hips, pulling her back onto her tongue. Although her
mind was reluctant, Elvira's body was more than eager to accept the long,
thick tongue as it slipped between the lips of her pussy and pushed deep
inside. The walls of her pussy immediately tightened around it, doing their
best to grip the slick, bumpy surface of Dee Dee's tongue.

The sudden mixture of shock and pleasure caused Elvira to rear back slightly,
her huge breasts losing their grip on the slippery skin of Dee Dee's cock. It
was like pulling the release on a catapult, the tension of her erection
causing the hard cock to spring upward and smack her right in the face. "I
knew I should've worn a crash helmet if I was gonna do it with someone as big
as you," she muttered.

As Dee Dee continued to delve into the depths of Elvira's pussy with her
tongue she twisted and contorted it, forming thicker, rippling shapes as she
pulled it in and out of her. All of her well-honed pussy eating techniques
were paying off ... Elvira was too drunk on bliss to do anything but rub her
face and chest up and down Dee Dee's hard cock. Elvira turned her body from
side-to-side, nuzzling Dee Dee's shaft like a kitten with a taste of catnip
and letting out small, desperate little noises of gratification whenever her
nipples flicked over Dee Dee's rip-pling skin.

"This isn't good ... or maybe it's too good ... " Elvira was having trouble
thinking straight. Her hips were starting to grind against Dee Dee's chest on
their own. Before she realized it, she was bathing the exposed tip of Dee
Dee's cock with her tongue, clamping her boobs around it with both hands like
it was a fireman's pole.

"That's right. Give in to the pleasure, Elvira." Dee Dee's voice felt like it
was pulsing through her entire body, her voice traveling along every
sweat-dappled curve until it echoed in her mind.

Elvira's hips gyrated on their own, trying to take in more of Dee Dee's
incredible tongue. Her voice was muffled as she pressed her face against the
slick, musky length of her cock.

Dee Dee chuckled with her tongue still inside of her and the feeling was
almost enough to make Elvira's mind go blank. "You have a strong spirit,
Elvira. That's good."

Another thrust of her tongue sent a spasm through Elvira's body, leaving her
clinging to Dee Dee's sturdy cock like a shipwrecked sailor clinging to a
scrap of wood.

Elvira shook like a leaf in the wind, her body and mind focused on a single
point of tight, white-hot pleasure deep in her pelvis as Dee Dee's tongue
ground against her clit. She didn't stop, just kept working her tongue deeper
into her, causing the wave of pleasure to crest over and over again as
multiple orgasms wracked her body.

Desperate to satisfy her new lover, hoping that she would keep pleasing her if
she did the same for her, Elvira worked her fingers and breasts up and down
the shaft of her penis. Arcing her back, she ran her tongue along its mottled
length, savoring the texture of every vein and ridge as well as the flavor of
Dee Dee's flesh.

Pulling the curved shaft towards her, Elvira managed to wrap her lips around
the smooth, round head, tasting Dee Dee's salty precum as she tried to swallow
her. The feeling was amazing ... Dee Dee's tongue was locked into her pussy as
it trembled with orgasm after orgasm and her mouth around her pulsating cock,
feeling the tip tremble as she became ready to cum as well. Elvira was
completely in sync with Dee Dee, running her tongue over the tip of her cock
as she felt her own climax building.

Dee Dee growled with pleasure, the vibration of her voice subtly changing the
tempo of Elvira's seemingly endless orgasm. Elvira moaned as well, the sound
muffled by the fat head of her cock filling her mouth, pressing against her
tongue.

"Yes!" Elvira arced back in glee, Dee Dee's dick popping free of her mouth in
a spatter of saliva and slime. Then, Dee Dee climaxed with an incredibly long
jet of thick white spunk that flew halfway across the room in a single, mighty
blast.

Her explosion of fury was cut short when the next jet of Dee Dee's semen took
her full in the face. It was like watching someone being hit in the face by a
banana cream pie. The thick liquid managed to catch her right when her mouth
was opening. There was a brief, stunned pause before her mouth snapped shut
and Elvira instinctively swallowed the mouthful without thinking, gulping
audibly. Several more tremendous gouts of jism flew out from her cock, further
soaking and staining the bedcovers and carpeting.

"My cleaning bill ... " gasped Elvira. "It's gonna be murder ... "

"Hoping I was already finished for the night?" Dee Dee's released her grip on
Elvira's waist and withdrew her tongue. Dee Dee moved out from under Elvira
and was now on her knees, the hot length of her still-erect cock pressing
against the curve of her bare ass.

"Uh ... yeah. Can't blame a girl for trying, can ya?" Elvira gave a weak,
unconvincing smile. Her body was still shaking from the intense, orgasmic
aftershocks.

Dee Dee traced one long fingernail down her neck, along the curve of her
breast and then down her stomach towards her still-quivering pussy. Dee Dee's
hands closed around her waist and pushed Elvira's body gently back against her
erect cock. "It's time that I sample the main course."

Elvira didn't need to ask what she meant ... Dee Dee's burning eyes were
focused right between her legs. Elvira was sweating as Dee Dee ground her hips
against her pelvis, the shaft of her cock sliding against Elvira's butt
cheeks. Elivra's eyes popped open in alarm. "Hold it, sister! Don't even think
about putting that thing in my back door ... or we're gonna find out what kind
of effect my spells will have on you."

"Silly girl," teased Dee Dee. "You took almost all of me down your throat and
nothing bad happened. But since you've asked so nicely ... "

Elvira's protest turned into a wide-mouthed moan as Dee Dee found the strength
to lift her into the air. "Holy shit! I haven't even made out my will yet!" A
combination of adrenaline and sexual energy had given her the strength to lift
Elvira. Dee Dee resisted the urge to drop her straight down, instead slowly
impaling her pussy on the entire stiff length of her cock.

Elvira's mind was wracked with emotions, first expecting to be torn apart by
Dee Dee's fourteen-inch invader, and then replaced by the most intense
pleasure she'd ever felt in her life.

"There oughta be a law against that kind of thing ... " she gasped. Elvira's
body had just received the tongue-licking of a lifetime, and now somehow her
pussy had easily accepted the massive girth of Dee Dee's cock, and was wet,
trembling and eager for more.

"Told ya I knew how to use this baby, and not hurt anyone ... but you wouldn't
believe me."

For a moment, Elvira could only sit there, staring at her body almost fully
impaled on Dee Dee's dick with her mouth hanging open in shock. She had been
with some big guys in the past ... and experimented with a very
unrealistically proportioned dildo one time in college ... but Dee Dee was
easily the biggest thing she'd ever taken. There was a deep, delicious ache
between her legs as Elvira's pussy was stretched almost to its limits by Dee
Dee's throbbing shaft and it felt like the thick head was so far inside that
she could practically feel it pressing against her stomach.

"Oh ... this is unbelievable," Elvira gasped weakly, pelvic muscles clenching
around the unyielding girth of Dee Dee's cock.

"Glad to hear it." Dee Dee licked her lips. "Now be a good girl and turn
around so I can get my hands on those 'two friends' of yours." Elvira started
to rise up, but Dee Dee gripped her hands. "No you don't ... spin around while
you're still on my cock."

Elvira started to protest, but then realized that if she'd done all of this
with no pain, then somehow she could do as Dee Dee asked. The sensation of the
monster shaft grinding against her pussy walls as she turned was like nothing
she'd ever felt. "I don't know how we're doing this," she panted. "Maybe you
can teach me a few spells when we're done ... "

The bedsprings groaned in agony as Dee Dee lifted Elvira up, almost far enough
to pull her off of her cock, and then pulled her forcefully back down,
thrusting herself deep inside her once more.

The bed squeaked and groaned as Elvira rode Dee Dee's cock, her ample breasts
bouncing up and down with each thrust. Her body was speckled by sweat, which
glistened in the light. Dee Dee had pulled her head down towards her and her
long, writhing tongue was in her mouth, plunging in and out of Elvira's lips
in time with her cock.

Elvira's body was shaking as the massive shaft pumped in and out of her,
pussy-juice flowing freely down its length. Her clitoris was tingling like an
electric buzzer as the lips of her pussy stretched around Dee Dee's shaft,
rubbing the taut nub of her clit directly against the vein-studded flesh of
her cock. With each thrust of Dee Dee's cock bringing her to the edge of
orgasm, Elvira kept humping, even if that meant she had to fuck Dee Dee all
night long.

It was impossible to say how long the two of them bounced on the groaning
bedsprings, Elvira's pale, smooth skin grinding against the tanned brown skin
of Dee Dee. But finally, she could feel it, Dee Dee'ss cock was starting to
swell, throbbing faster and hotter as she neared her orgasm.

"Yes, I'm ready!" Dee Dee's voice was a reedy groan as her cock twitched
wildly inside her. Her tongue popped free of her lips and trailed over her
breasts.

Elvira's self-control broke when she finally came inside of her, releasing her
own pent-up orgasm as well. The two of them came together as she pumped her
pussy full of thick, sticky cum, the sheer volume causing it to dribble down
the shaft of her cock and along Elvira's thighs.

Dee Dee then pulled her huge cock completely out of Elvira as she fell onto
her back on the bed. Dee Dee now knelt in front of her pussy, stroking her
cock as it pointed at her face. Multiple streams of jism flew completely over
Elvira's head landing on the carpet and furniture.

"Good fucking grief, girl, that thing of yours isn't human."

Dee Dee could only smile and laugh. Somehow the effects of the transport spell
going haywire, as well as doing it with someone as stacked as Elvira were
giving her incredible sexual longevity that surpassed even things that she'd
done on the Island.

"The party's not over yet, sweetheart ... do I look like I'm finished anytime
soon?"

"Here we go again," moaned Elvira. None of the monsters or slasher-killers in
the movies she hosted were as hard to kill off as Dee Dee's unstoppable prick.
"I hope you come with a warranty of some kind ... cuz you're about to wear
poor little me out tonight."

Sometime later, in the wee hours of the moring, Elvira had finally reached her
limits.

"Look, honey. I don't care if 'seven' is my lucky number ... I've gotta get
some sleep. There's a big convention I've gotta be at on Saturday, for all my
adoring fans, and I can't show up there with bags under my eyes. We need to
get a few hours of shuteye, and maybe by then, I'll come up with an idea for
what to do with you."

Later that morning, both women had cleaned up and showered. Elvira felt
surprisingly bright and perky, considering all the sexual activity and the
little sleep she'd gotten. "Don't ask me how, but I feel like a million bucks
... I thought I was gonna have to use a 'walker' to get around today, after
the way you rode me last night."

Dee Dee was fairly certain it was due to her transferring her energy into
Elvira as they had sex; it had happened to her when she did it with the
Vectran girl, Calista, and she assumed it was a similar effect when she was
with Elvira. But she could sense this kind of talk wasn't Elvira's strong
suit, so she changed the subject.

"So ... you said you had to be at a convention today, Elvira?"

"Yeah, it clebrates comic books, old movies, science fiction ... typical nerd
stuff. People come out in droves to spend money on collectibles, dress up in
costumes and watch various cult movies. And last but not least, they pay to
get autographs and pose for photos with yours truly and other celebrities."

"Do you make very much money going to these conventions?"

"I sure as heck do! You think palm readings and tarot cards pay the bills
here?" She turned and walked towards her closet. "What to wear ... the black
... or the black?" Peering into the closet, Dee Dee could see that almost all
the hangers were holding the clingy black, trade-mark dress Elvira usually was
seen in. She selected one, and turned to Dee Dee. "Now we've just gotta find
something for you to wear."

Dee Dee stared at her in surprise. "That's right, you're coming with me as my
'plus one'. After what those morons almost did to my tarot cards and crystal
ball last night, there's no way I'm leaving you here alone in this place."

"But I'm not famous ... I mean, I posed for some girlie magazines back in the
day ... but I don't think that's the kind of celebrity they're looking for."

"Don't give it a second thought, girl. With your looks and that figure, you'll
be turning all kinds of heads, once we put you in a costume of some sort. But
I've gotta make sure that you look like you're some sort of starlet or
super-heroine to be able to get you into the convention."

"Well, why don't I just take one of your extra dresses and go as your sister
or cousin? If they're crazy about you, they ought to go nuts over two
Elvira's." She pulled out a hanger with a black dress on it, and held it in
front of her. The dress appeared much too large for her, since Elvira was
taller and had wider shoulders.

"Nice try, Dee Dee, but there's only one 'Elvira'. And there's no easy way to
say this, but you just can't wear that dress the way that I do." A puzzled
frown appeared on Dee Dee's face. "I mean, I can loan you my dress, but I
can't loan you everything ... "

Dee Dee chuckled at Elvira's jest. Usually, she was always the 'big girl'
whenever she'd posed with other girls, and could sense their jealousy ... now
the shoe was on the other foot.

"Let's go check out the other bedroom closet, and I'm sure we can find
something that'll fit you."

Once in the other closet, Dee Dee looked on in amazement at all of the
different outfits.

"No worries, Dee Dee. I've got a ton of leftover outfits from guests and
parties and conventions in the past. There's bound to be something here
that'll fit you." She rummaged through the clothes. "Now there's an old saying
about costumes and conventions: the sexier the outfit, the fewer questions
asked. Believe me, I learned this early on."

"How about this one?" Dee Dee held up what looked like a white leotard with a
very deep plunging neckline, blue boots and gloves and a red cape.

"Power Girl's costume?" laughed Elvira. "You've gotta be kidding, sweetie."

"Power what?"

"Power Girl. Where have you been lately, honey, a desert island? Everybody in
fandom knows who that gal is."

"Except me, apparently ... "

"In the comics, Power Girl's got a rep for having an even bigger set than mine
... sure she's fun to look at, but don't ask me how she can fight crime with
those monsters in her way. Really, those things of hers are considered
national treasures ... " Elvira hung the costume back on the rack. "Seriously,
if you show up in this outfit without the right 'equipment' to fill it out
properly, you'll wind up attracting even more attention. Let's pick something
else."

Shortly afterwards, Dee Dee was in a black leather outfit that showed lots of
skin in all the right places, but still left something to the imagination, and
wouldn't get her arrested ... at least not at a comic convention.

"Perfect!" exclaimed Elvira. "Now you look like a cross between a high-end
goth hooker and Catwoman. You'll fit right in at the costume contest if we
decide to enter you."

Dee Dee rolled her eyes. It would be a relief to be back on the Island, where
the other girls as well as their paying customers knew what she was all about
and she didn't have to go around masquerading as something she wasn't.

"Coming from you, that sounds like a compliment. Lead on, 'MacDuff'."

Once they were on the front porch, Elvira locked the door, and then waved her
hands, making a glyph in the air. For a split-second, the air seemed to
shimmer, and then was normal. "Now it's locked up good and tight. Just don't
touch anything ... " She yanked Dee Dee away from a metal railing as she
brushed against it absentmindedly.

"Yipe!" squealed Dee Dee. It was like rubbing your feet on carpet generating
static elec-tricity and then touching someone, only considerably worse.
"What're you trying to do ... give me an 'afro' before we even get to the
convention?"

"Sorry about that. In this part of town, cops won't respond to burglar alarms
unless it's a certified disaster. So I've 'upgraded' my home security system.
C'mon, my car's in the garage."

"Have you got that 'alarmed' too..?"

"Of course ... but if I told you how that works, Dee Dee, then I'd have to
kill you."

"I really should've bought some more life insurance, if I'm gonna hang out
with you ... "

"You know what they say: you knew the job was dangerous when you took it."