DON'T DO IT By CJ "I'm telling you Mark, no I'm warning you, don't do it" Chris said. "Look Chris, I'm a lot bigger and stronger than you. That girl can't do shit to you." "Suit yourself, but I'm really serious, don't dare. I will never ever see her again. In fact, even though I've taken a loss, and I never want even a thought of that she-beast, I've changed gyms. If you've got the stupid ass courage and idiocy you will find out. I did and I was in bad shape for six weeks. In the damn ER I should have gone. You will call me from the hospital." Mark was the idiot. He had seen this giant amazon, six foot tall and two hundred pounds he guessed, in the gym. Damn she was shrugging five hundred pounds for sets and reps. "God, I hope that is not her last exercise. I've got to watch." But it was. He wasn't going to challenge her in the gym but he was a amateur MMA fighter. He knew he could take her. A couple of weeks later they both showed at the gym at the same time. "Wow you are impressive." The girl, Chrissy, didn't say anything at all, she just kept leg pressing all the weight the machine had. "Look, you are pretty impressive I said." "Hey do you want to arm wrestle?" "Get the fuck out of my space boy." Well Mark weighed at about two fifty, was cocky and very strong. "Not until I show you what I've got." "Well, you will get it you shit, now get out of here." "Hey, no one talks to me like that." "Yea, well I'm not no one. GO!" "What, are you scared little girl." "Little, alright, sometimes you shouldn't get what you ask for." Chrissy scribbled her address, handed it to Mark, "Be at my place at seven. Now get the fuck out of my way." "I'm going to her place at seven Chris." "Aren't you listening? You'd better not show and I am dead serious or you might rather be dead." "Fuck that. She is awesome but she is a shitass." "Yea, she'll shit in your face. Call me from the hospital you jerk." Dammit, Chris was trying to protect his hardheaded friend. Fuck it, let him learn. Chrissy opened the door dressed a full blown black dominatrix outfit, complete with spiked sharp heels, whip in hand. Mark could see a huge strap on dildo hanging on a wall. He didn't care. That infuriated him. He was going to teach her one hell of a lesson for injuring his friend. "Bitch." "Come on in. You'd better get ready I am really going to hurt and tame your fat ass." Mark was not fat, hadn't been for years and that charged him. "Alright. Well I'm gonna give you a little payback for severely hurting my friend. "Oh, you mean Chris. What's he trying to do, call in someone he thinks can do his pitiful job? Fuck you, your brothers and sisters, any children and any pets." Neither one of them wasted time or words. "You bitch. I'm at a boiling point." "Good, I drink boiling water." She grabbed Mark by his shirt and ripped it off. Within ten seconds she knocked him out in a headlock. "Lucky shit. She cheated and took me by surprise. That ain't happening again." Mark grabbed Chrissy by her ponytail and put her to the floor. He trapped both of her arms behind her back. Damn if she didn't break loose, flip Mark in-between her thighs and knock him out again. "Goddamn shit" and Mark swung at her hard. Chrissy dodged easily unloaded a right and knocked him out again. This time when he came to, Mark was roped arms and feet. "Holy shit. Maybe I should have listened to Chris." But Mark was a big and powerful guy. And he must have been offspring of Houdini because he got out of the ropes. "That isn't going to do you any good fuckface." "You stinking cunt I'm going to really injure you, girl or not." Both were furious. Mark slipped around and put Chrissy in a bear hug. She passed out this time. Mark found her kitchen, was getting the sink water as hot as it would go but he was hit with a frying pan. Chrissy threw the pan on the floor. "Come and get your reward you idiot." Mark charged and slammed her against the wall. Although that took Chrissy's breath she sledgehammered both fists into his kidneys. He slumped. Again with her massive thighs, Mark was put to sleep. He woke, back in the living room, handcuffed hands and feet. "Damn, she has the huge strap-on connected. "Ha. Whatcha gonna do!" She ripped Mark's clothes off . Then she pranced around the room singing "You Get What You Want." As hard as 'Houdini' tried, he wasn't getting out of the cuffs so he lay on floor trying to fathom what to do. Chrissy leaped on his stomach with her spiked heels. She kept jumping. Mark uttered nothing but he was really in pain. In fact, several of the places bled. She went into another room and came out with big bobby pins. Now this time Mark begged. She had mercy and threw them in a corner. But she did knock the holy hell out of Mark three times blooding his nose and blacking both eyes. That was very painful. Mark's manhood had shriveled to a baby string bean. "You fucker, my clit is bigger than you." God he was humiliated and speechless, but truly scared for his life. "Yes I damn fucking sure should have listened to Chris." Chrissy choked Mark hard, with no mercy. He mercifully passed out again. But he woke to the nightmare on Chrissy's street. "This monster is truly the devil. I've got to somehow get out of here." And like Chris, never even think of this thing again." That was not yet to be. Chrissy slammed all cuffs as tight as they could go. She put duct tape on his mouth. She got scissors and cut big chunks out of his hair which he was so proud of. She slapped his dick and balls until he wished he didn't have any. She even hit him hard there, fist wise, twice. So much for lovemaking for a long time. She plucked nose hairs and put peanut butter in his nostrils. She didn't paddle, she blistered his ass with a stick. There was no end to what she thought of. The last thing: Chrissy turned the limp Mark over and fucked him with that huge strap-on until he was bleeding badly. He was so in pain that he couldn't think but at that point he knew he would have to go to either the morgue or the ER. No morgue if he got out. Mark was not religious, but "God please help me!!!" Chrissy jerked Mark up, literally, kicked him out the door stark naked, still cuffed, and said "Get the hell and fuck out of my sight. You and your wimp friend. If I ever see you again, you will face worse shit." Mark called Chris from the emergency room. Chris felt so bad for his best friend he never broached the subject of the devil or said I told you so.