Kali Alaura - The Goddess of Destruction
by Daedelus 98



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"Automaton Annihilation"

Written by Daedelus 98 and "The Goddess of Destruction" Kali Alaura

A marauding automaton bent on conquest gets much more than it ever bargained
for when it does battle with "The Goddess of Destruction"!

Contact Kali: kalialaura007@gmail.com

It was a hot, July afternoon in Albuquerque, New Mexico, about 92°F the
weatherman had reported, but Kali Alaura, Nob Hill Shopping District's
"Businessperson of The Year for 2019", was feeling as cool as could be!
Additionally, her fashion boutique - "Goddess in Paradise," voted the best
business in Albuquerque for 2019 kicked ass! Kali's boutique crushed all the
competition not just in Nob Hill but in all of Albuquerque as well. Today the
city chamber of commerce had bestowed those honors upon Kali and her boutique
in a very public ceremony. Quite an accomplishment considering Kali had just
opened her boutique merely two years ago amid adamant resistance from the old
timers running the Nob Hill Shopping District and surrounding areas. These
ignorant, sexist old timers felt the newly proposed business would fail
because Kali was a woman. It was extremely satisfying for Kali to see the
looks on their faces during the award presentation!

The award presentation was perfect timing for Kali who was heading to the bank
to secure a loan for a second boutique she was opening soon. The loan officer
had a reputation for being a hard ass when it came to granting loans. Shit,
you would think the money was his the way the old miser held on to it, but the
ever shrewd Kali knew the one thing most men could not resist - a sexy pair of
silky, shapely legs, and a low-cut blouse! Yes, it was 2020 and women SHOULD
NOT have to resort to such tactics to get ahead in business or in life for
that matter! One cannot fault the old guy really, Kali looked extremely hot in
her black business suit, white blouse, and red Kate Spade stiletto heels. Kali
totally slayed her meeting at the bank, between the combination of her tough
business acumen and drop-dead gorgeousness the poor old loan officer never had
a chance! Following the meeting Kali would have all the money she needed to
open a second boutique! Kali had learned one thing in her business dealings -
never take shit from anybody EVER!

Kali was meeting friends at one of her favorite hangouts - Ojos Locos Sports
Cantina in Upton. She was friends with the servers, who always took loving
care of her. The after-hours parties with the staff were always a blast, funny
stories came from the mayhem!

One-time Kali got ahold of an ex-boyfriend's prized model car collection,
taking them to the cantina for a little revenge! Kali filmed a couple of the
servers (whom were like sisters to her) mercilessly crushing the cars as
retaliation for him spending all his spare time in the garage building them!
He no doubt got a startling surprise when the package holding the crushed
remains of the lovingly made models and the video clip arrived at his
apartment! Serves the dickhead right for wasting his time playing with toy
model cars instead of playing with Kali! "Why can't I just be a woman that it
takes more men to satisfy me?" Kali lamented to herself.

In addition to everything else that had happened, Kali was excited because one
of her favorite singers - Lana Del Rey came into her store to try on a couple
of newly arrived clothing items. Lana was filming her latest music video in
the desert on the outskirts of town and needed to get away from the craziness
of the shoot. The press of course was there badgering Lana while she shopped,
but for Kali that meant even more exposure for her already thriving business.
Kali had drifted off thinking about the day's events almost running her sand
colored Chevy Pickup off the road. "Better put on some music!" Kali said
switching on the radio. The Lana Del Rey song "Doin' Time," one of her new
favorite songs was playing! The song originally written by Sublime in 1997
then covered by Lana in 2019 was a hit. Kali loved Lana's video which paid
homage to the movie "Attack of the 50FT. Woman" both the original and remake.
It was indeed sweltering, but Kali drove on, rolled down the window, and lit a
Marlboro Red cigarette finally safely making her way home.

Kali basked in the air-conditioned relief of her spacious south-western styled
home. She kicked off her heels, enjoying the air-cooled stone floor on her
tired, sore bare feet. Kali loved her high heels, had been wearing them since
middle-school, but they were murder not only on her feet, but for her calves
as well. Kali went into her bedroom to get ready for her much deserved night
out, "What to wear?" she thought aloud. Kali made her way to her shoe rack,
the place where she made her biggest decision - what shoes to wear! Once Kali
finally figured that important detail out, her wardrobe choices fell nicely
into place! Kali had two wall-mounted shelves in addition to a pair of
free-standing shelves, all holding high-heels, sandals, boots, and trainers.

Kali looked over her rapidly growing shoe collection, then looked at the
poster hanging up on the wall next to the shelves - movie art for the Original
1958 Sci-fi/Horror Classic "Attack of the 50FT. Woman". Kali stared at the
poster for a minute thinking that if she were the title character of Nancy
Archer things would have been much different! Kali/Nancy would have crushed
her cheating, no good husband Harry to death like a mushy, bruised banana in
her titanic hand! Kali/Nancy would have continued her rampage, not stopped by
an exploding powerline transformer!

Kali/Nancy would have annihilated the whole fucking town, stomping the people
into bloody goo on the streets, destroying all the buildings with mighty
swipes of her gigantic hands and crushing all the cars and trucks flat with
her giant bare feet! The military, sent to stop the giantess would not have
had a chance as Kali/Nancy would have mercilessly stomped the soldiers like
tiny insects, swatted their helicopters and planes out of the sky, and crushed
their tanks and guns into scrap metal! The people of the world would have all
willingly surrendered and gratefully bowed down to Kali/Nancy - "Goddess of
Destruction"!

Moments later Kali snapped out of her daydream, "Shit! Need to get going!"
Kali picked out a pair of her most favorite shoes - her black gladiator
sandals, they were sexy and best of all comfortable, she had just got a
pedicure, so they were a perfect choice! Kali's toes looked perfect in them;
the red toenail polish went well with the sandal's black leather. Kali loved
the way men tried so hard not to look at her pretty feet when she wore them!
Kali completed the ensemble with a sexy black short sleeve body hugging dress,
accessorized with a shiny black belt. The dress, which accentuated her
luscious curves perfectly complemented the sandals, and it showed off her legs
very nicely! Kali was ready to party and about to grab her cell phone when
suddenly she heard a noise in her living room. "Fuck! What is it now?" Kali
gasped. The last time Kali had heard a strange noise, uninvited alien guests
crashed into her back yard! The encounter did not end well for the "little
sprouts" or their tiny spaceship! Kali grabbed an aluminum baseball bat from
her closet and went to investigate the disturbance.

Kali made her way to the living room with the bat cocked and ready to fuck
someone or something up, "Hopefully it is not more dumb aliens, I don't have
time for this shit!" she muttered to herself. The living room was quiet, Kali
snapped the light switch on, and the ceiling fan light totally illuminated the
huge room. "No intruders here." Kali said disappointed there was not anything
there. Kali looked around again, lowering the baseball bat down to her side,
seconds passed and still no movement or sounds. Then suddenly a loud CRASH!!
Kali cocked the bat back to the ready position and looked around for the
source of the noise. "That sound came from the kitchen! Hey! Who are you and
what are you doing in my house fucker!!" Kali yelled moving toward the
kitchen. Upon arriving, Kali discovered metal pots and utensils strewn all
over the floor. The now hypervigilant Kali heard another noise this time
coming from the bedroom! Kali ran to the bedroom's doorway instantly met with
a bright green light causing her intense pain. Stumbling into the room Kali
pushed through it looking up to see the source of the terrible light. Kali
could not believe her eyes! Her intruder was a robot, about two feet tall, its
whole body was silver, had two arms, two legs, and what looked like a head on
top complete with two glowing red eyes. In the robot's right claw, it held
what looked like a nasty looking laser gun!

Kali did not have time to stare at it though, for another blast came from the
intruder's weapon. Kali managed to duck the blast this time! The energy beam
scorched the wall behind her, destroying not only a section of the wall, but a
precious family photo as well! "That was the only family picture I had, you
stupid, little robotic fucker!" Kali yelled from behind the cover of her bed.
Enraged, Kali went on the attack, practically hopping over the bed,
instantaneously swinging the bat at her attacker. Kali's attempt while valiant
earned her another blast from the laser wielding automaton. The target was the
aluminum bat which upon impact from the beam glowed an intense hot bright red
causing Kali to quickly drop it. Mere seconds later the bat melted on the
stone floor into a pile of molten aluminum, "Fuck! I just replaced that floor,
you stupid robot!" Kali screamed, quickly darting back over the bed for cover
expecting another blast from that stupid laser gun!

Seconds passed by feeling like minutes and when nothing happened Kali slowly
peered over the bed to see what was going on, the intruder was gone. Now a
really pissed Kali got to her feet, if only her SIG SAUER P365 was not at the
gun shop for repairs, this whole ridiculous situation would be over quickly!
Kali grabbed her phone off the dresser and started searching her home for the
intruder. Kali found nothing inside her home, finding no sign of the attacking
automaton. It was almost as if the whole thing had never happened at all,
although the melted aluminum baseball bat on her bedroom floor provided
evidence that this was not just some weird late-night sci-fi B movie! Why had
Kali's life become like a sci-fi B movie anyway, what was it about her? First,
it was an alien spaceship complete with little green men, and now a killer
robot in her home? Why did Kali attract such weird, stupid shit like this?

Kali needed a cigarette, grabbing her smokes and lighter she went to the back
porch. Kali looked around her back yard for any sign of the intruder, upon
spotting nothing she lit up a cigarette. Kali needed to plot her next move
before the robot came back for a second round. She could call the police, but
they would not believe her, think she was crazy a robot in the house indeed!
Kali let out a slight chuckle at that thought, it WAS ridiculous, robots like
that were harmless toys in a store window, not marauding automatons bent on
destruction! Kali finished her cigarette and looked around the yard once more
while crushing out the butt with a sandaled foot on the ground and headed back
ready to defend her house at all costs!

Kali slowly walked to the kitchen, poured herself a glass of white wine,
quickly chugging the tasty Chablis. She poured herself another and took a sip
this time enjoying the taste. Still contemplating her next move Kali looked at
her phone. She unlocked the device and started dialing when suddenly there was
another loud CRASH!! "That came from the living room!" Kali exclaimed. Kali
rushed to the room only to see her brand-new wall mounted 70-inch flat screen
television lying on the floor screen first!

In addition to the now trashed television was her intruder laying paralyzed on
the ground right next to the mess! Kali could not believe her eyes, "What the
hell little robot man!?! What did I ever do to you or anyone else for that
matter to deserve this!?!" she angrily asked. Kali unlocked her cell phone,
again trying to complete her call when the robot started to make a strange
metallic clicking sound. Kali stopped dialing and instantaneously the metallic
clicking stopped, this gave Kali an idea. "The crash in the living room
happened as I dialed the first time, and what you were trying to do with my
television, I don't even want to know! She started dialing again, and thus the
strange metallic clicking started again, seconds later smoke started to slowly
billow from the robot's body. Seeing this Kali now slowly dialed the number
and the smoke and noise intensified, she stopped dialing, then suddenly
started again, the intense metallic noise mirroring her actions! Kali's living
room started to reek of smoke and singed circuitry, but she did not care at
all!

Kali enjoyed torturing the intruder with her phone, now making a game out of
it, start, stop, start, she was having a total blast! Kali walked over to the
crippled robot, slamming her right sandaled foot on its metallic chest! Kali
stopped dialing and noticed the robot slowly trying to raise its right arm,
trying to level the laser gun at her! She was too fast for the helpless robot
though, "OH HELL NO!! NO little toy ray gun for you anymore!" Kali exclaimed.
Kali pinned the powerless automaton's right arm on the floor with her left
foot, "Naughty little robot boys and their stupid little robot toys!" Kali
said mockingly raising her left foot then forcefully stomping it down hard on
the laser gun, which slightly cracked due to the blow! Kali smiled at the
visible damage she had caused, "HA! HA! Looks like you won't shooting ANYBODY
with THAT broken piece of shit!" Kali continued to viciously stomp the laser
gun and robot claw completely crushing both! Kali surveyed her handiwork,
"That felt FUCKING GOOD!" Kali exclaimed kicking around the broken remains of
the laser gun and robot claw.

Kali turned to be was left of the now harmless robot, "NOW! Pay attention you
pathetic piece of SHIT!" Kali screamed, emphasizing her command with a
powerful stomp of her right foot on the robot's torso! Kali noticed the stomp
had left a sandal imprint on its chest, this observation excited her
immensely, "HA! HA! HA!" Kali wickedly laughed! "I don't know why you came
here, and quite frankly I don't really care!" Kali, now becoming even angrier
again stomped her powerless metallic victim's chest plate.

The sandal imprint became slightly deeper, "Who is going to pay for the damage
done to my house ASSHOLE!!" Kali yelled, getting even angrier, yet again
stomped down now with full force on the robot's chest plate! "Know you can't
fix the damage you caused to my house or replace my broken flat screen
television set!"

Kali yelled stomping her foot two more times NOW really causing severe damage!
Smoke really started to billow out from the robot's dented body now, "So, I am
going to take the payment out of your ASS!" Kali announced to the stupid
robot! The "Goddess of Destruction" jumped on and pummeled the robot with both
feet, first the body and then the head! Smoke violently billowed from the
doomed automaton, its glowing red eyes rapidly fading with each blow, "Had
enough yet, little puny robot man?" Kali mockingly asked, still stomping away
with her powerful, sexy sandaled feet! Kali continued crushing the robot
intruder's head destroying it. Kali saw its glowing red eyes completely fade!

Energized, Kali went to work on the robot's body completely caving in its
chest plate with her powerful stomps! Kali was getting quite a workout, which
was good because she had missed her morning training session. Sweat was
forming on Kali's brow and her brunette hair was wildly flinging about as she
continued to destroy the intruder with extreme prejudice! Kali could hear the
Buckcherry song "Crazy Bitch" playing in her head with each sadistically sexy
stomp! The rest of the robot's torso, arms, and legs was now nothing but a
pile of crushed, broken trash no long resembling the menacing automaton that
had attacked Kali before! "That was fun!" an exhausted Kali exclaimed giving
her now rubbery legs a rest by plopping down on her comfortable couch. "Wonder
what POSSIBLY could be next." Kali said, enjoying the results of her impromptu
workout. "Aliens - check, alien spaceship - check, robot - check! Bring on all
those stupid sci-fi fuckers!" Kali yelled. Only the future would supply Kali
that answer, but one thing is for sure - it will be interesting!

The End ... . For Now!

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