The Garden of the Goddess By Daedelus98 and Goddess of Destruction - Kali Alaura. Contact "The Goddess of Destruction" Kali Alaura - kalialaura007@gmail.com What happens when uninvited guests crash the home of "The" Goddess of Destruction Kali Alaura? Kali was tired from a long shift at her fashion boutique; dealing with rude, asshole customers all day was tiring. She kicked off her Jimmy Choo Stilettos and plopped right down on her extremely comfy couch, her pantyhose clad legs hanging off the arm with her sore, tired feet finally free from being held captive in shoes all day. Kali really loved her legs and did her customers, very shapely and fit, but she especially loved the pedicure she had got the day before. She had always loved her toes, especially painted with her favorite color - red. She regarded the pair of Jimmy Choo Heels lying on the floor next to her and remembered the first time she wore high heels to middle school. The boys did not pay any attention to her at first, but that soon changed after she walked all over the baseball cards they had strewn out on the classroom carpet. Kali remembered the looks on their faces when the cards crumpled around her heels as she walked all over them! Those boys were so pissed off, but she did not care, destroying them was so much fun and those cards should not have been there anyway! Our teacher Miss Masters even smiled in approval at Kali for doing it, because she was going to do that very same thing herself. Miss Masters hated those boys and all the silly, stupid crap they always brought to school! Kali started to fall asleep when suddenly a loud ruckus in the back yard jarred her instantly awake! She looked toward the backyard with every intention of investigating the noise, but annoyance and fatigue kept her from taking immediate action. Kali lay on the couch staring up at the ceiling knowing she would have to eventually check it out. "Fuck it!" she exclaimed, putting her shoes back on. "It must be a wild animal in the backyard again!" She thought to herself as she made her way to the sliding glass door. It was a warm Albuquerque summer evening, it was dusk and that meant relief from the hot desert sun. The patio lights unveiled a mess of broken ceramic pots, dirt and most importantly all of her marijuana plants littering the cement! Kali was fucking furious and was in no mood to deal with trifling bullshit; however no use in bitching so she started to clean up the mess. Suddenly Kali noticed a faint blinking red light on her side of the chain link fence separating her from that geeky neighbor of hers. "Maybe, it is one of those stupid remote control planes he always flies; it could be one of those big ones buzzing around my house all the fucking time!" Kali guessed. In the past she had a few run-ins with him and his toys, always landing in her yard! He was informed if it happened again the toy would not return in the same condition! Further examination of the object ruled out the nerdy neighbor. She slowly and hesitantly walked over to investigate the strange object, being careful not to slip on the tiny rocks that were disturbed by whatever it was. Kali nearly lost her balance on the loose rocks, but recovered her balance finally getting a good look at the object which looked like a small spaceship! The blinking red light was on top of a round dome resting on a big saucer, protruding from it in the back were two cigar shaped projections held up by struts. Kali couldn't believe her eyes, "Maybe it's someone's drone or something like that." she told herself. Kali bent over to touch it immediately reacting to its hot, smooth skin. Suddenly the red dome light flashed brighter and brighter nearly blinding Kali who instinctively covered her eyes. Smoke started to billow from the bottom of the object. A loud, piercing noise forced Kali to now cover her ears causing her to wince from its intensity. More smoke billowed out as the object started to slowly rise, blind curiosity overwhelmed her as she moved toward the now hovering object that was almost at shin level. She reached out to touch it again when instantaneously a strange green ray struck her in the chest. Pain shot through Kali's body as she winced from the object's attack. She again moved toward it, receiving two more blasts stopping her dead in her tracks! Recovering from the assault Kali yelled, "You fuckers crash my yard, then shoot at me!". The object continued its slow ascent, but Kali ended that by raising and resting her left high heeled foot on top of it. The object strained to gain altitude now with even more smoke billowing from beneath its hull, but Kali would not let it escape from her! The red light was now flashing blue and the object fired another green ray which Kali's anger allowed her to shrug off. Applying weight to her foot the object went back down to the ground hard, totally disturbing the small rocks underneath it. Kali felt a rush of power surge through her body, bending over she ripped the source of the green beam right off the top of the saucer. "You fuckers won't be firing anymore of that green shit at me!" she wickedly exclaimed, crushing the tiny gun looking object into the dirt and rocks. Regarding the now motionless, helpless object Kali announced "My name is Kali, Goddess of Destruction and you little fuckers inside are my slaves forever! Your lives are mine to keep or destroy!" Much to Kali's pleasant surprise the blue light on the dome slowly faded until finally it was no more! Kali was only playing around before but now it totally dawned on her that this object was not from Earth, that maybe it was from another planet! Going by that thought Kali picked up the "spaceship" and brought it to her patio. She pointed the ship to the broken pots, "Look at the fucking mess you assholes made! LOOK AT IT!" her voice thundered. It was almost like rubbing a dog's nose in its own mess, "I want whomever you are to come out of this stupid toy ship and apologize for what you did!" she commanded, roughly placing the ship on the hard cement. Minutes passed by and nothing happened, Goddess Kali became extremely agitated. She nudged the ship with the point of her left shoe a couple of times and still nothing. "If you don't get out of your stupid toy ship I will crush it with you inside!" she yelled in a threatening voice. Kali picked up the ship violently shaking it; she even mockingly flew it around laughing at how silly she must have looked. The giantess tossed the ship on the cement at her feet and raised her foot about to carry out her threat when suddenly a bottom hatch slowly started opening with a slight creak. Kali was surprised to finally see her "guests", little green men wearing what looked like silver space suits. They were so tiny compared to Kali, and she had to control the immediate urge to just stomp them flat as they emerged from the ship! Besides, "The Goddess of Destruction" had some special things in mind for her guests! Fifteen little aliens in all slowly made their way from the crippled spaceship all staring up at the giantess deviously staring back down at them. "I am Goddess Kali, and you puny aliens are my new little garden sprouts!" she proclaimed. The alien creatures were frozen in place, their necks craned up, beholding the giant goddess that filled the sky above them. Suddenly, the tiny creatures scattered, but Kali was too fast for them. She scooped them all up, looking for a place to put them for safekeeping. She spotted one large long flower pot intact among the mess that was once her garden and got an idea. "Since you ruined my garden, I will have to grow a new one, and you little fuckers are going to be new plants!" Kali stuck all fifteen aliens in the soil evenly spaced in three rows of five. She grabbed a garden hose, turned on the spigot and watered her new plants. The powerless alien creatures tried in vain to turn their tiny heads away from the giant hose. "Water makes all spouts grow big and tall!" she informed them as she shut off the water. "Now, if any of you try and escape you will be punished." Without hesitation she plucked one of her "sprouts" from the soil and started to slowly squeeze the life out of it, tiny screams of agony came from the doomed creature. The Goddess Kali could feel his bones crack and then seconds later its body went limp. Kicking off her high heels she told them, "Just a small demonstration of what disobedience will get you.", and just to drill her point home Kali threw the lifeless carcass to the cement below and crushed it with her stocking foot using a very seductive grinding motion for all to see. Crushing it was like squishing a little flower sprout underneath her foot, something Kali loved to do! "There will be no disobedience WILL THERE?" she asked. Her alien plant prisoners wildly shook their heads up and down in immediate acknowledgment of the Goddess's question. Looking down at them she said, "I hate sci-fi shit, movies, television shows all of it, and now it looks like I'm actually living in one of those geeky things!" Kali said lighting up a cigarette. After the day Kali had a cigarette on the patio was nice. Giantess Kali blew her smoke and flicked the cigarette's ashes on her tiny prisoners, they apparently didn't like it but Kali didn't care. When she was done she put out her cigarette out on the alien's spaceship, making sure they saw every agonizing second. Kali bent over the flower pot, it was time again to "tend" to her new garden. Leaning in close she asked "Do you little dickheads want to smell my pretty panty hosed feet?" lifting the pot off the table and putting it down on the cement. The Goddess raised a stocking foot over the helpless aliens then lowered it. "Take a sniff of paradise my little sprouts, sniff the sweet aroma of my sexy feet!" she laughed. This went on for a few minutes, and since the aliens actually seemed to be enjoying it Goddess Kali quickly pulled her foot away. "Now, I don't want you enjoying yourselves too much, after all you little fucking foot freaks crashed my yard!" Kali said stomping her foot right next to the flower pot prison. "Okay worms, it's now time to do something for your goddess!" she commanded. Goddess Kali plucked two of the "little sprouts" from her garden. Kali pointed over to their spaceship, the giantess set one of the aliens on the cement then gently rested her giant foot on it, keeping the other one in her strong, powerful grasp. The giant goddess commanded to the alien in her hand, "Go and get the little toy alien guns and radios you have in that puny ship of yours! You have two minutes or I will crush your small friend there under my foot!" she warned now placing the eager alien on the ground. The other little "plant" aliens in the flower pot were frozen with terror at what they were witnessing! "GO! You little fucking worm or I will kill you and him right now!" Kali yelled starting to apply pressure to his friend's tiny, helpless body. "You had better move or its dead!" Kali screamed! The tiny alien ran as fast as his short alien legs would carry him, minutes later emerging from the spaceship with what looked like small ray guns and radios. "Put them on the ground at my feet!" The Goddess of Destruction commanded. The alien complied with his Goddess's request placing the vital equipment at her feet as he was instructed to. "You won't be using these little toys anymore; I wouldn't want you trying to use these to escape your goddess!" Kali said as she ground the alien equipment into dust with the ball of her foot enjoying the feeling of the objects being crushed underneath. "Ha Ha, that was fun, you did a great job little alien worm, and for that here's your reward!" she said putting her full weight on the other alien pinned underneath her other foot. Its body was already easily crushed before she had even applied her full weight. Kali took great pleasure in putting the alien sprout quickly out of its misery! The other alien tried to get away, but Goddess Kali easily scooped it up and dangled the alien over her mouth. "Well, well you didn't listen to your Goddess about disobeying her so now you must pay!" She told the doomed alien dropping it into her mouth. The giantess chewed and grinded up her little snack which tasted like strawberries to her, then happily swallowed it with a big gulp! She turned to look at the remaining "little sprouts" thought for a moment then turned to look at the broken down spaceship, Goddess Kali put her high heels back on. The giantess looked over the stupid tiny alien spaceship and laughed out loud. "Ha ha this sure is a piece of shit spaceship my little garden worms!" she said walking next to it. The Goddess bent over and ripped one of its cigar shaped cylinders right off the saucer. "What a flimsy little ship you fucking sprouts were flying!" she snickered caressing the cylindrical shape. Instantaneously she dropped it on the ground "Uh oh, how clumsy of me!" a devious smile coming over her face as she crushed the object flat with her high heels. The alien sprouts in the pot stared helplessly at the destruction of what was once a powerful spaceship engine. Goddess Kali saw how the engines' destruction affected the aliens and laughed at them. She ripped the remaining cylinder off the saucer then walked over to her tiny garden. Making sure they could see the useless piece of metal Giantess Kali crushed and bent the alien engine, crumpling it up like a paper airplane. "Just like what I used to do in school when I found one of those stupid paper planes the boys use to make and throw at me!" she exclaimed. The Goddess kicked off her shoes and stood next to what was left of the spaceship. "This looks like something from that show Star Trek!" Kali remarked standing on it in her stocking feet. The ship's hull began to buckle under her weight; the metal giving way under her feet, a destructive smile came over her face as she stepped off it to put her heels back on. "I fucking hate Star Trek!!" Kali yelled as she stomped the spaceship into scrap metal while the sprout aliens just stood still like good little plants in their soil and helplessly watched. Goddess Kali destroyed the alien ship with powerful stomps, crushing any hope of them escaping from her! Kali practically flattened it leaving nothing left, she laughed at the carnage caused by her feet. "I love hurting men by destroying things that mean so much to them!" she told her sprouts, kicking away what was left of their precious ship. Now, with their only way of escape gone she turned to her remaining little captives with a smile on her face and turned on her shredder. The loud noise caused by the device caused pain to the little aliens, but no matter it wouldn't last long! Giantess Kali grabbed a few of the aliens, enjoying watching their bodies being ripped up by the shredder's powerful blades. One by one they all met the same fate; Kali laughed as she watched the horror on their tiny little alien sprout faces as her shredder eagerly devoured each morsel. After the last alien was gone Kali lit up a cigarette and smiled at the huge mess on the patio, "Men!" She laughed taking a drag from her smoke. The End.