Samantha beat my ass, a fact of my new life.




I am writing about this using different names and no location and am doing so
as a word of caution to guys like me. Guys like me? Yeah, athletic, 6 feet
175, strong, a guys guy and into all the usual guy things that revolve around
sports. I am under 30. I am not a macho type, I don't get into fights, I
always have had a girlfriend and now a fiancé and am as normal as one can
imagine. No drugs or excess alcohol or anything else out of the norm. Boring?
One could say so but who cares?

So what happened? I noticed this hot woman at the gym all the time but since I
am engaged I look but nothing more. Let's call her Nancy, she is an athletic
looking woman, about 5'7'' and 145, muscular/athletic build, big boobs and
really a "looker" and I mean REALLY. She lifts a good amount for a woman, I
saw her bench 145 for reps, 20lb dumbells all day and a bunch of other things,
like I said I did look, a lot.

About 6 months ago they added a whole boxing section to the gym, 3 rings and
all the bags and crap that go with that. I popped my head in a few times but
had no real interest. I overheard Nancy talking to some other ladies about her
boxing training and how much she enjoys it and that he has had some "real"
bouts. All the other girls asked her a slew of questions as I eavesdropped on
their conversation. It was interesting to me but nothing more.

Sometime after that, not sure how long maybe 2 months, I had an opportunity to
speak to her as we were sharing the same machine. Just being the jerk I am
sometimes I asked her if she ever saw the new boxing section of the gym,
knowing the answer was yes. She perked up, as it were, during that
conversation and I said that I don't think girls should box, as it is a man's
thing to do and said, no way any girl can beat a guy at boxing. Like I said, I
can be a jerk sometimes. As predicted she got pissed off, which was fun to
manipulate her and I kept it up a little longer and I am sure it became
obnoxious. She said to me that I should spar with her sometime to see how and
I quote "can show you that I CAN box and I am NOT a man and probably beat your
ass". She was serious and I was breaking her chops and I had no desire to hit
a girl. I bullshitted some more and we both went in separate directions. I did
not think about it again.

Three weeks to the day I see her and her friends pointing at me and
whispering. I really had no idea why until all 6 of them came over to me as a
group and the "spokeswoman" of the group, not Nancy, chimes in with " so you
think it is manly for a woman to box and you think you can beat Nancy and you
never boxed anything besides oranges in your pathetic life?" Wow, I was taken
aback! Being ganged up by a bunch of women who think I am some kind of
Neanderthal. I really had no choice but to hop into the ring and push her
around. When I agreed they all lit up like they hit LOTTO.

Now there I am standing outside the ring as one of them got me some heavyduty
dick protector and black gloves and mouthpiece. I sure did not feel natural in
that gear nor did I standing in the ring opposite Nancy who looked VERY
comfortable. She was bouncing on her toes and looked rather strong I have to
say. The spokeslady said three rounds and I just nodded my head as I got a
sick feeling in my gut but said to myself that I will throw a few punches to
keep her away and tie her up the rest of the time.

They rang a bell, like it was a real fight and they were cheering like crazy
for her. Nancy pretty much ran at me and I covered up figuring she was going
to tackle me. When I looked thru my gloves I see her glove coming right at my
left eye and I gotta say, it landed flush and my head snapped back. I had zero
time to process this as she began raining down punches into my face as I
backed up and when she had me against the ropes she landed, god knows how
many, punches to my gut and before I knew anything I was on all 4's on the
mat, feeling waves of pain, like a bad stomach ache go through my torso and
felt like my face was burning. I had NO IDEA what to do but to get up and deal
with this. I did and I was angry and wanted a little revenge I have to say. I
threw about 10 punches and besides hitting her arms, maybe 3x, the rest hit
the air and I was already tired and wanted that mouthpiece out so I can
breathe. She immediately attacked me in a fury that I could not deal with as
she knocked the mouthpiece out via left hook and I was dizzy by the time the
bell rang. One of the girls led me back to my corner and asked me if I wanted
to quit. Quit? Are you crazy. She reminded me that I was knocked down once, my
face is beginning to swell and I am breathing like I ran 5 marathons. I could
barely speak due to a lack of oxygen but not ready to quit. I looked across
the ring and there was Nancy, nice sheen of sweat that accented her muscular
and athletic physique but she was barely breathing and smiling at me and
yells, so do I look like a man now? I did not answer when the bell rang again.

I was in no rush to walk out towards her so the solution was for her to charge
at me. She did so with another body attack that once again dropped me in
severe pain. As the "ref" stood over me, not counting or anything, she bends
down and says "look she is going to hurt you, so just standup and admit she is
a better fighter and you can go back home in one piece". I shook my head and
tried to stand, although I was slightly bent over since I was hurt but
determined to NOW land some punches of my own. I walked gingerly towards her
as she waved me over and said "cmon tough guy, keep coming so you land at
least one punch" and laughs as her friends were talking crap. I walked over
and did my version of a jab that was way off and she landed a vicious hook to
my right side that caused me to bend way over and in pain and I saw her right
glove coming towards my jaw but could not move and that is all I remember
until I woke up in the corner of the ring all by myself with her gloves on my
chest. Yes, I was knocked out, totally knocked out, lying on my back. When I
woke up it took me a good few minutes to process what happened as I looked
around the empty ring.

I hobbled into the showers and stayed there for like 20 minutes trying to tell
my friends and fiancé what happened and there was NO hiding from this since
those other women saw it all and I knew word would get out. I went home and
told my fiancé everything and eventually told my friends too and here I am
telling all of you.

Yes, of course I saw Nancy again and she was not too terrible towards me. She
came over wearing this rather revealing workout outfit and asked me if I was
OK after being KNOCKED OUT ( she drew those words out not only louder than she
could have but longer like 10 seconds to say a few words. Her nipples started
popping and I knew it had nothing to do with me but what she DID to me. A few
of her friends said crap to me too.

There ya have it guys. Moral of the story is to be smarter than me. Women are
stronger than many guys nowadays (ever see Crossfit pro's?) they box, wrestle,
MMA and all the rest. Trained athletes can WHIP ON UNTRAINED stronger men.
Take that to the bank boys!!!!