The GID before Christmas DistressedGuy Deviantart Twas the night before Christmas And breaking into the house Was a sneaky catburglar Sneaking in much louder than a mouse Upstairs Ned and Noelle were awakened A looming sense of fright Who could be breaking into our house This cold and dark night? "I'll check it out," Ned said bravely "Don't worry your pretty head." He figured if he acted like the manly hero Noelle would reward him when he returned to bed. Noelle said she'd go with him. She did have a brown belt in kung fu. Ned just laughed and answered condescendingly "You're the girl and I protect you." Ned put on his robe and went down the stairs Perhaps he could sneak up on the thief And catch him unawares. Ned was a bit frightened until he noticed with delight the burglar was female and obviously wouldn't put up a fight. "Hey sweetie, set down the stereo. You're going to jail." She glared and just laughed "You challenging me, stupid male?" "You bet I am, bitch!" Ned answered standing his ground. "And I normally don't hurt girls but I'm gonna enjoy taking you down." Ned grabbed the catburglar while trying to grope at her ass But he wasn't expecting her to hit him back Not so hard or so fast. Poor Ned went flying Right across the room His head hit the mantle and he collapsed with a boom The catburglar pulled off Ned's robe so he was now completely nude She thought what to do With the unconscious dude She pulled Ned under the Christmas Tree and tied him up tight She put a bow on his dick Then turned on the Christmas lights Quite the Christmas scene she thought A bound-up boy under the tree Ned slowly regained consciousness aghast and what he did see "Untie me this instant! You stupid little cunt!" She responded by kicking him in the balls and laughing at his pathetic cries and grunt. "I've got all your stuff loaded" she said. "So I'll be out of here in a flash. I wish I could stay longer," she said as she pulled out a match. "But I need to get going And I'm going to torch this place. But I'll never forget beating you up Or the look on your stupid face." Ned realized she planned to burn him alive. Things were really heading south. He tried to scream but she stuck and ornament in his mouth. She laughed at how helpless he was as Ned struggled and cried. He tried to scream through his ornament gag In just a few seconds he knew he'd be fried. Just then Noelle rushed downstairs before the burglar could torch the place & run to her van "What's going on here?" Noelle demanded. "And what have you done to my man?" The catburglar smiled wickedly One more victim to tie up and burn She pulled a gun on Noelle but this was where the tide very well turned. Noelle wasn't helpless like her stupid boyfriend, Ned. She flew into action kicking the catburglar in the head. Ned watched helplessly at his sexy girl fighting in a skimpy nightdress while he could do nothing; Just a helpless guy in distress. And unlike bound and gagged Ned Noelle knew how to fight a few more quick blows and the catburglar was out like a light. Noelle stood victorious the battle was quickly at an end She then turned her attention to her wimpy boyfriend. "So you were going to protect me?" She said while giving the ribbon on his dick a twirl Ned just mmmphed weakly back at her Ashamed he was just saved by a girl. She took out his ornament gag And Ned breathed a sigh of relief Though she left him tied up as Noelle locked up the thief. "Well Ned, we're under the mistletoe. So I want you to kiss my feet," Noelle commanded her helpless boyfriend who had been easily beat. Noelle left him tied up til morning Then she unwrapped her gift. And he knew she was in charge Things had started to shift. Ned knew that from now on her every wish would be his command or else she'd remind him how she had to save him and that he was just a wimpy little man. So whatever Noelle wants Ned gives in without a fight And Noelle enjoyed her Christmas And gets her way every single night.