The Night after Christmas


Twas the night after Christmas
And there wasn't a sound
That's because I could say nothing.
I was helplessly gagged and bound.

I thought that it was Santa.
Rapping at my door.
But instead it was a catburglar
Who threw me to the floor.

Easily defeated by a woman
I'm very ashamed to say
I always though men were the stronger sex
But I learned my lesson that day.

She kicked me in the balls
I fell to the ground in pain.
She kept laughing and laughing.
This evil dominatrix named Jane.

She made me get all my valuables
Then ordered me to take off all my clothes
She packed up everything I had.
Then punched me in the nose.

I was beaten, humiliated and bloody
Then she pulled out the rope
She bound me tighter and tighter
I felt that I had no hope

She hasn't left my house yet.
Capturing me was her ultimate plan
Stealing my stuff was secondary
To humiliating a helpless man.

So I can only hope a brave woman
Can help get me out of this mess.
I really need a girl to save me.
I'm a guy in extreme distress!