The Underground is where the best fighting in the country takes place. For sure. PART IV




More and more people are wanting to hear stories of the fights that take place
over at the Underground in NYC. Based on popular demand this is my fourth
story. And apologies to many of you since writing is not my thing and I know I
suck at it but have been improving according to my friends, I get right to the
point and do not go into a lot of terrible details but this is all I got guys.
These are all as real as a heart attack.

This happened two summers ago on one of those beautiful August nights in the
City. Yeah, I know the Underground itself is not so beautiful, to say the
least and in fact it is a pitiful and disgusting place for most of us despite
the fact they are making money hand over fist (no pun intended) but the night
was amazing. Let me interject here to mention that, one of the best female
fighters that I ever saw was a woman now living in Florida, who spent decades
here in the City before she moved to Florida. Prior to that she was born and
raised in Israel, which is why in previous postings I referred to her as the
"Israeli Assasin". Well, Karen, aka, The Israeli Assasin has her own, rather
robust website that is now free to all. On this site she has a lot of video
and pics and even though she did not fight on this card, the entire video is
there for anyone to watch. My point is that I watched this video 2x so I can
be accurate in what I say.

There is a professional MMA fighter, Hispanic, fucking hotter than a mother
fucker, 5'6 135-150 ( I use that big difference in weight bc when she fights
as a pro she has to get down to the 135 number to make weight but by the next
day when she fights she is a solid 145 plus---when she fights at the
Underground where making weight is irrelevant she comes in at 145-150 and
despite that her fucking insane biceps and abs are on full display) , did I
mention she is fucking hot, lol? She was 26 and I do not have permission to
use her name here, but like I said, she is so fucking hot. She has fought at
the Underground a few times and has totally fucked up and beat the snot out of
her female opponents in BRUTAl fashion- a lot of ground and pound and emphasis
on the POUND! I have not seen her fight a man yet. She is VERY pretty, great
figure and a powerful fighter. On this night, like Karen before her, she was
going to fight a husband and wife team in MMA. The married couple had some
experience fighting but not like this professional MMA Hispanic lady. The guy
was 5'10, a lean 175, muscled and was 3-0 in the Underground while the woman
was a short 5'3 and 130lbs and she was 5-0 at the Underground. They have
fought as a couple for years and both were 39 years old. A lot of us were
psyched to see this one since husband and wife fighters are pretty cool and in
this case, the MMA fighter was like 6-1 in the UFC and well known as an
aggressive fighter.

They all agreed to have the pro MMA fighter go against the guy first.

As soon as the signal to FIGHT was yelled she was rushing across the ring to
take this guy apart. She runs at him and lands 5 punches to his face that have
him backpeddling, an elbow across his face opens up a bloody nose and she goes
after him like the vicious animal she is. Elbow strikes, belly strikes and
using her reach and ability is dominating the shit out of him. Super cool to
watch this!! Nothing like seeing the difference between a professional and an
amateur plus we all know, we who understand combat sports, that a professional
woman can whip the crap out of 95% of guys, average guys. He managed to escape
from the cage where she had him pinned and he literally had to run away to
catch his breath. The crowd was ragging on him to fight LIKE A MAN and I saw
his wife screaming at him to fight back. Believe me I do not want to be him!!!
She follows and they exchanged what I would say is some of the hardest direct
blows in a row that I have ever seen. Since I just saw the video, with an
erection that was intense I should add, I counted 9 punches that connected
with his chin and body with a force that was fucking sick and he landed 5 VERY
hard blows to her face. Many more punches were thrown but those I mentioned
were all power punches that left each marked up. It was VERY exciting watching
her beauty and really defined muscles and him taking it too her. It really was
awesome. What he did next surprised me for whatever reason but he was able to
wrestle her to the floor and tried to mount her for a ground and pound but she
was too skilled and escaped and apparently want to keep on striking and
kicking. He had NO kicking game at all.

Remember, ALL underground fights are continuous fighting and 99% go to the 20
second knockout rule. As they stood she landed some rib cracking side kicks to
his side, FIVE times, followed by a straight kick to the middle of his abs and
like I said this guy WAS a fighter and was in great shape too. Give him credit
as he was still standing. She threw a really beautiful overhand right that
landed flush on his already bleeding nose that made that mother fucking nose
explode as if two firecrackers went off inside his nostrils. The crowd erupted
after that one and he got back on his horse and ran like a coward. The blood
was dripping into his mouth and down his chest which was beautiful. Meantime
wifeypoo was going fucking nuts trying to get him to "kill her" as she was
banging on the cage and I am sure with the deafening noise he could not hear
her. The MMA fighter went after him with more leg kicks that he could not
defend and a slew of hooks to his body and some upstairs to his face. She was
fluid, strong and clearly the professional fighter we do see at the
Underground from time to time. Not all the professional fighters win either,
when they fight bare knuckled or small MMA gloves anyone becomes vulnerable.
We have great seats and were able to hear the punches landing on his face and
the kicks to his ribs. Cool thing was with his back to the cage and me feeling
she was going to KO this dude he uncorks a nice left hook that was flush to
her jaw and she was hurt. Her arms dropped, the knees buckled and the crowd
was on their feet screaming bloody murder. Her nipples looked like they could
cut diamonds I have to add. Now it was her who was backpeddling. Ya know with
those little 4 oz gloves any one punch can spell disaster for the other
fighter. It took him a few seconds to grasp the fact that that one punch hurt
her and he started walking towards her. With that, she held her ground and
timed a perfect left hook to his jaw and he fell face first to the mat as we
all went nuts. One of those perfect thudding punches that we all have seen and
his eyes were closed before he hit the mat. Seeing it all 5x in slow motion on
those big screens they have was fucking awesome. When I see those kinds of
punches land and see the person drop like they have been shot thru the heart
it is always exhilarating to both me and my wife, especially when she grabs my
crotch and rubs my hard cock and gives me "that special look" like she is
going to fuck my brains out!! The ref started his count and got to 14 when he
grabbed the cage to get to his feet and he made it up. We were all happy since
that was going to allow her to beat this sucker like a rug or at least we
hoped for that.

He stood up and the ref asked if he wanted to continue and he said yes. The
truth is, if anyone at the Underground quits a fight it is unlikely, for the
most part, they will ever fight there again. Anyway, he was standing and when
he saw this FUCKING HOT MMA fighter coming towards her he began backing up.
She looked amazing I have to say. She had swelling in both eyes, was drenched
in her sweat and his blood on her hard sexy chest and the muscles in her arms
were accentuated from the fighting as I pictured her coming into a bedroom to
fuck the shit out of WHOMEVER she wanted that night. I am just saying this but
do not know her at all but I know she is single. During all of this, as I
watched this fight 2x on Karen's website, his wife is going batshit bizerk .
So, she is after him and she has some bruising on her face and does not look
100% clear but he looked like he was hit in the face with a frying pan and the
welts on his body were growing. She threw some wild but insanely powerful
looking punches that missed badly, apparently she was going for the KO, duh,
ha ha.. She pushed her way into his body and she lands three thunderous knees
to his belly as she held his head with her gloves and down again in the fetal
position looking bad as she stood over me gloating and breathing hard. Again,
the ref starts counting and gets to 12 and he is up again. At this point she
looks fresh, I mean she was sweating and her body looked INSANELY SEXY and
LETHAL at the same time but compared to him she was fresher looking. Anyways,
she is on her toes bouncing and jabbing and talking to him as he tried to
protect his belly from any kicks or knees since they had to hurt like fuck.
She knew she owned him and she knew he was badly beaten and I mean badly
fucked up and at this point she was simply humiliating him and causing more
physical and emotional damage . She landed 9 jabs to his face- NINE!!! Nine
hard, pinpoint, painful looking, making him swell more type jabs- beautiful
work! , 2 right hands to his belly and in turn he lands 2 nice jabs to her
face but I think they lacked power based on her reaction and then the big KO
blow was a spinning backfist that landed on his face and down on the mat, FACE
FIRST, and was counted out to 37 seconds. Mother fucking dead out unconscious,
beautiful. That is always such a cool punch to witness live, seeing her spin
around and with the momentum of her strength and power and skill land a blow
that does not look at tough as it must be since his body CRUMBLED like the
wicked witch of the East getting water thrown on her. The MMA professional was
doing a victory lap and posing and talking shit to the guys wife who was on
her way into the cage to help her badly wounded and shall I say totally
humiliated in front of the entire crowd. The wife was held back by security,
as the rule at the Underground is, ONLY THE VICTOR CAN GIVE PERMISSION FOR
ANYONE TO ENTER THE RING. She knew it too since she has fought there before.

The professional and victorious MMA fighter was talking and posing for a good
few minutes as her opponent's body twitched those involuntary muscle twitches
after a KO and eventually sat up with his back against the cage with his 2
swollen and black eyes and a body and legs that had to be causing serious
discomfort. He looked like someone with the flu and add to that the bruising
to his body and it was ugly. She humiliated and embarrassed him not only in
front of 300 or so of us but in front of his wife and their friends. So she
walks over to him and bends down and has her left glove behind his neck, they
both still have their mouthpieces in and I see him nodding his head to
whatever she is saying. Next thing I see him kissing her gloves as she held
them in front of his face and then LICKING her gloves and I mean serious
licking going on. She is now sitting on his lap and he began kissing her
flexed biceps as she did all of these muscle poses in front of him- the crowd
was going nuts and his wife was fucking besides herself as she yelled threats
to the pro MMA fighter and she laughed in her face. His wife , I cannot even
explain how angry she looked, was Screaming and walking back and forth just
dying to defend her husband. She then stands up and with her ass in his face
she is bending touching her toes and he began to rub and kiss her ass. And
when I say kiss her ass I mean he is grabbing her ass and making out with it.
It was hysterical!!!!! She gets down on her knees as he remained sitting and
she puts one glove on his throat she cocked her fist like she was going to
deliver some more carnage and the crowd started chanting " KNOCK HIM OUT
AGAIN, KNOCK HIM OUT AGAIN" over and over. She was saying something to him and
having all of this on those huge screens they have was great. He looked scared
as hell and was saying PLEASE STOP PLEASE PLEASE DON't" all of which was easy
to make out by him mouthing the words. Everyone loved watching this. He tilted
his head back, waiting for that one fucked up blow to his face and with his
head cocked he starts crying and his body shaking from the crying and BAMM,
she throws FOUR punches, all with her right hand and it looked like the first
blow knocked him out again, emphasis on AGAIN, and when she let go of his neck
he slowly fell to his left in an awkward way like the leaning tower of pisa,
and she stood there posing her fabulous hard body over his unconscious ass.
She then motioned for his wife and friends and medical personal to enter the
ring. When this happens the security goons are right there to make sure
nothing happens. His wife had to be restrained but we all knew this fight
between the wife and the MMA lady, that was going to happen in about 50
minutes was one we are not going to miss ... ... ... ... ... ... .He was taken
out to the hospital via stretcher, STARK NAKED, and the victor had the
microphone jabbering away about herself. When he passed us by on the
stretcher, of which they paraded him around the entire place ... .slowly ...
.. his hands were over his face and he was crying uncontrollably which I have
seen before but always found odd. Why? Everyone knows that all fights end via
KO and usually a damn good humiliating beating so why be crying, which just
makes the humiliation worse? I have seen people carried away who just laydown
on the gurney getting high 5's out of respect, since anyone who dares fight
there deserves TOTAL respect for being a gladiator for sure. But here is this
dude, who I think is brave, is a warrior, has more balls than me and most
people, is a true fighter, has fought and won here before, and true his body
is beaten to fuck, totally bruised everywhere, knocked out TWICE, and not just
by some bum but by a professional and well known and fucking scary MMA
fighter, true a beautiful hard bodied woman, but still nothing to be
embarrassed by and certainly not to be crying over. So as he is being shown to
the crowd and when they see him crying, there are people spitting on him,
calling him names and throwing beer and soda on him- unbelievable scene. Yet,
we all know that he can fuck up 90% of the people taunting him. I don't get
it.

The fight with his wife, Maryellen, took place in the same cage, also MMA
rules, exactly one hour and 50 minutes after her husband was removed like a
load of shit to be sent to the hospital for observation and whatever had to be
done. Now his wife is a cutie, nice body, big set of tits, good fighter but
not a world beater for sure. Everyone thinks they are going to be the next
KarenZ, aka, the Israeli Assassin. Nobody really thinks anyone will be the
next Karen for a host of reasons. First, Karen still fights, even at her
advanced fighting age and look, no woman hits as hard as her, has more sudden
heart wrenching destructive knockouts, is as beautiful as her with a body that
is just totally fucking wild and the list goes on. Anyway, check out her free
website, that alone is the most valuable takeaway you can get from me. Maybe,
if and only if she permits me, I will write about her fights or at least the
ones we have seen. Not like she answers my emails but sometimes she does, we
shall see. So for now let me tell you what happened between the pro MMA
fighter and the wife.

The pro MMA fighter is coming down the aisle to some Spanish type of music I
am not familiar with. She looked fresh and was wearing a new outfit. This one
was not as good as I hoped for since it covered up too much of that smoking
body. It was a simple white tanktop that clung to her tight hard body so much
I could see her abdominals protrubing through which was fucking hot , white
shorts, her feet were taped and had on white MMA gloves with a black and white
mouthpiece. Her very angry opponent was already in the cage walking back and
forth like a caged animal. She was yelling sounds and pounding her gloves
together and she looked like she was going to kill someone. She wore a yellow
sportsbar and everything else was black. When the ref brought them both to the
center of the ring for last second instructions he had to stand between them
otherwise they would have started fighting before they should have. The ref
shoved them both to the neutral corners and yelled FIGHT. The size difference
between the two was really clear. The professional MMA fighter was, especially
after her first fight with Maryellens husband, was looking very defined and
just looked much bigger than Maryellen. Plus she was so fucking hot. Yummy.

They walked fast towards one another and Maryellen looked like a wild lady
after seeing her husband beat to fuck and then humiliated, she wanted her
revenge. The Pro MMA fighter looked under control and simply dodged all of
Maryellens initial onslaught. Being a boxer Maryellen was NOT ready for the
kicking just like her hubby was not ready. As a result she ate a straight kick
dead center to her abs and then a huge kick to her legs. That had to hurt but
she looked OK for now. Mary landed 2 nice jabs but was countered with 3 to her
face, that looked a lot harder than those she threw and right uppercut to her
ribs. They were both talking crap back and forth during their entire fight too
which is always entertaining. All the usual shit and name calling. As they
circled Mary ate some more kicks to her body and some nice jabs to her face
which was turning red. The crowd was as always going nuts with some screaming
for the MMA fighter (who was hot, lol) and some for Maryellen, who was
protecting her husbands and families honor.

As the fight began to settle down I sensed some defeat in Maryellens face as
it was being hit a lot but those kicks she was absorbing looked like fucking
hell on wheels. Maryellen was trying to get inside to do her thing but
everytime she did she ate a few punches or some kicks. To her credit, she was
kicked, at this point, at least 6 times to the center of body and she took em
all not to mention she was really kicked a lot in her legs which is a place
boxers do not practice. She did land some blows to the MMA fighter but nothing
that really registered.

Now the MMA fighter was in a zone. She was totally fucking with and fucking up
Maryellen. It was a surgical display of power, skill and experience that had
Maryellen getting the mother fucking shit beat out of her like a piņata.
Despite Maryellen being so energized with anger, the MMA fighter was beating
the shit out of her and zapping her energy with brutal kicks and surgical
punches . I just counted 9 power shots to her face, hooks, one superman punch
that was VERY VERY COOL and made Maryellens head jerk back with force and some
nice power hooks to the now red part of Maryellens ribs and I cannot imagine
what that must feel like. She also landed 11 kicks to her legs during this
time period. It was looking like it was impossible for the MMA fighter to lose
or even be hurt.

As Maryellen retreated with her back against the cage and now not talking a
word VS. the MMA fighter, who was SO hot, lol, beating her like we love to see
at the UNDERGROUND. Mary was covering up and the MMA fighter was finding
openings with her fists and feet and you could see Maryellen just falling
apart. As she was the MMA fighter backed off and walked into the center of the
ring and motioned Maryellen to follow. Not that she had a choice but when she
did it was clear that her ribs were shot and her legs were beaten to fuck. She
was in fact limping like a wounded animal being led to her death.

Now in the middle of the ring and the MMA fighter smiling she began her slow
and methodical destruction of another human being. All of her shots were meant
to hurt Maryellen and nobody could stand up to that kind of beating- just a
matter of time. The MMA fighter was playing it up to make her VERY popluar at
the UNDERGROUND. She was toying with her beaten opponent, flexing her rather
defined biceps, doing those bolo punches and talking away. After some more
disgustingly brutal kicks to Maryellens legs and ribs Mary collapsed wincing
in pain on the mat and her body looked mangled. She was counted to 16 seconds
where she finally got up. Remember all of these fights at the UNDERGROUND go
without rounds until KO.

While Mary was down on the ground the MMA fighter ran to her corner and one of
her people took off her tanktop and bra and was now topless showing off small
but really nice tits and wickedly defined abs and that hot muscular body-
needless to say the crowd was going bezerk. Now both girls are in their
fighting stance when the MMA fighter drops her hands and shook her tits in
front of Maryellen and said something that pissed her off. Maryellen was then
HUMILIATED by throwing 6 punches at the hot MMA fighter and all 6 missed by a
mile. It looked terrible I have to say and we all LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maryellen had to know this was going horribly bad. Now the MMA fighter began
to dance around her and rip her a new asshole with punches and kicks and then
repeated that over and over again but she ALWAYS stopped short of the KO and
allowed her to recover- and for ONE reason only- to BRUTALIZE her opponent. If
this was a real fight like we see on TV it would have been stopped to a TKO a
LONG time ago. By the look of Maryellen she was not only out on her feet her
body would take a month to recover, if ever. Those legs kicked and the
bruising and her difficulty walking were all signs there was damage being
done- big time. Not to mention those blasts of hooks, straight jabs, etc. were
scrambling those brains and causing long term effects I am sure.

The MMA fighter at this point was just throwing jabs now, never one at a time,
usually 3-5. I cannot imagine her nose was not broken by now but her fucking
brain was scrambled I am sure.

Still topless and still talking and still shaking those boobs and flexing in
between kicks and punches was great to see. Smiling away right in Maryellens
face or what was left of it. Total control. Even though this is the
UNDERGROUND, over the years they have developed some protocal when a fight is
going this badly for someone. Without going into detail, over the years some
terrible things have happened here so to avoid that they will stop a fight if
need be. To that end, the ref went over to the MMA fighter and told her to
either knock her out in the next 30 seconds or the fight will be called.
Having the topless MMA fighter looking up at this massive ref with the sweat
dripping down her tits and body and all of those muscles pumped up like a
bodybuilder, but not quite of course, was hot to watch and believe me, like I
mentioned, as I am watching this fight on Karen's (Israeli assassin) website,
I froze that scene so my wife and I can study her incredible body- and we
loved it!!!!

I believe even I I could have finished off this fight at this point and
believe me I am NOT a fighter. Maryellen was fucking gone. The MMA fighter
kept talking and jabbed her until Maryellen was driven back into the cage.
With that the MMA fighter takes a step back and then lunges in with an
overhand right and what can I say- she dropped like a pile of dog shit by
bouncing off the cage and directly into the body of the MMA fighter and her
face, which was a mask of blood dragged down the entire chest of the hot MMA
fighter, landed unconscious on her knees and then the MMA fighter stepped back
and she dropped the rest of the way, face first, to the mat. Counting her out
with 20 seconds was merely a formality. She was counted to 56 seconds before
there was any life shown. Now we all know the rules, NOBODY enters the ring
until the winner says it is OK. The people with Maryellen all knew that and
waited outside the cage screaming something.

Even by the Underground's standards, this was one brutal mother fucking
destruction of a human being. God damn those kicks were hell and I cannot
imagine the pain Maryellen is going to suffer through for who knows how long.
Her head and face absorbed a ton of punishment and no doubt there has to be
long term brain damage like football players get. She was lying there weeping
in pain and humiliation like I have rarely seen and believe me I have seen a
LOT of fights there. To think Maryellen thought she was going to be the next
"KarenZ" was a joke when I heard it the first time but to look at her now it
is absurd. Got news for you, even this hot MMA fighter, who was really good
and is highly ranked at the UFC, is not the next Karen either.

The MMA fighter, still topless and looking hotter than a mother fucker, took
the mike and began demeaning both Maryellen and her husband and she tore into
them in a tirade that was kind of crazy but there she went. Soon after that
she sat on MAryellens sore body, still with the microphone, and berated her as
weak, useless, stupid, ugly, etc., as Mary laid there weeping which only made
the MMA fighter get more verbose. She bent down and had Mary suck her sweaty
tits and the crowd went nuts but I thought, OK stop, enough, let her get some
medical attention. Which was exactly what the personal at The Underground did
as they motioned for the MMA fighter to get off so the paramedics can take her
away.

Quite the site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!