The underground




The Underground is where the best fighting in the country takes place. For
sure.

I know since I have been watching fights over here for 11 years. The
Underground, as many of us know, is a NYC private fight club where (mostly)
guys fistfight guys and guys fistfight women and women fight women. Simply,
they have the best fighters, the bravest motherfuckers on the planet go at it
and 99% of all fights end in a knockout and some of the wildest shit you ever
saw goes on after the fight. Yes, they do where small gloves sometimes, gauze
wrapped hands too. A variety of great shit.

Want to tell you about the one from last Sunday afternoon. They had this older
woman, do not know her name or age or where the fuck she is from. I would say
35 plus, pretty, nice bod, white lady who does not speak much nor does she
sell anything like some of the other fighters. I saw her fight 2 times before
versus women and she gave them a very nice beating. I would say she is 5'8 and
140-160, like I said very attractive, blonde, good muscle but very focused.
Her opponent was a young guy a drop taller than her that I never saw before.
The kid had that innocent look and brought his girlfriend and a few others to
watch. She wore this awkward red sports bra and red shorts with boxing shoes,
he wore blue trunks and barefooted. He looked athletic and I give Any mother
fucker who fights in this place my respect. Lord mother fucker knows I would
never fight there. My wife and I and some buddies go all the time to watch.

So they do all the announcing and shit and then this huge black dude screams
FIGHT and they get it on. It is deafening loud all the time. So they move
towards one another and it was clear this young man has some experience since
his defense was good but this is not an organized fight. This is brawling,
like gladiators. He throws a few jabs that tag her but she went full out bat
shit crazy and started landing haymakers to this guys face. As he was backing
up she chased him, stone faced, and was hitting him, for all intent and
purposes, barefisted since those wraps are like nothing. The welts on his face
were immediate and you can see the punches to his belly, even though the kid
had some nice abs, like her, were absorbing a beating. He was not prepared for
this, which made for good entertainment.

It took just a few minutes with his mouth and eye bleeding that he was nailed
into the corner and she was just fucking this dude up. He tried a few shots
and some landed but he was being killed. So one cool thing happened as his
arms dropped and his mouthpiece went flying when she stepped back, did a right
bicep flex and then leaped into his face with a Superman punch that made
everyone go EWWWWW and then a few more uncontested HUGE shots into his face
and he falls face first unconscious. Dead fucking out- awesome as fuck. The
whole thing lasted 4 minutes and 11 seconds. It was pretty cool. Now nobody is
allowed into the ring except for the fighters and the ref until the winner
says it is OK. So in the meantime his girlfriend is trying to pop into the
ring as were his friends and all were stopped by the security- which are
mountain side men who I am sure have been in jail.

Eventually he got to his knees and then stood up when she stood behind him and
removed his shorts and jock strap- in front of EVERYONE, which is typical of
this place believe it or not. I don't think he knew where he was still as he
stood their naked as shit She stood behind him and was whispering something
into his ear and took his hand and told him to wank one out since that was
exactly what he did. We were screaming and throwing shit at this guy as he
jerked off as she stood behind him saying something and then she got him in a
choke hold for some reason and while he is wanking one out in front of 300
people, screaming their lungs out, he shoots a load and is fucking crying out
in shame as she choked him out- UNFUCKINGCONSCIOUS. Lying on his back, cum all
over the place, still had his boner and his girlfriend or wife was going to
stroke out I swear and his opponent was just standing over him smiling and
flexing. I have seen wilder shit than this but figured I would write about
this one even though I never wrote shit before. She dropped him like a pile of
shit, which he was and will be for some time to come. Not sure why he agreed
to fight someone as good as her. The place was freaking out and watching his
girlfriend have a breakdown was neat too. Eventually her and her friends went
into the ring and were trying to help him get his wits back. One of his
friends took off his shirt sand tried to wrap it around his waste but that was
not happening so fast. His opponent walked over and just watched, stone faced
as usual, as his friends gave her the evil eye. He stood up and you can see it
in his face, the guttural humiliation not to mention one black eye and I am
sure a foggy head. He left the ring naked, fucking naked and beaten and
knocked out twice by a much older woman and I am sure his life will suck for a
long time.

That's all folks. The UNDERGROUND rules!!!!!!!