The underground part 2




The Underground is where the best fighting in the country takes place. For
sure. PART ll

Since my last story was such a big hit among my friends who attend these
matches, I have been asked to tell you about another fight we saw at this club
in NYC. This is not for the faint of heart so if you cannot deal with real
life brutality you may as well skip this story.

I will get right to it. Linda was a brawler we have seen her fight a dozen
times over the 11 years we have been watching matches at the Underground. She
is one tough lady and looks nothing like one would expect. She is average
looking woman, I would say low 30's by now, she is listed at 5'4'' and 1/2 and
weighs 180 pounds. Big floppy tits, blubbery around the middle but this woman
can bang with the best of them. Real thunder in those fists. Not a muscle to
be seen BUT since I have seen her obliterate by both men and women and be
obliterated by both men and women and still stand up to them I know there has
to be dozens of layers of muscle in that big belly and arms. We have seen her
fuck up men and women in royal fashion and she has a mean streak a mile long.
When we have spoken to her outside of the ring she is well spoken, sweet as
sugar, seems bright and is rather engaging. In fact my wife and I ran into her
in a supermarket on the Westside and had an awesome 45 minute conversation
with her. In the ring she will eat you alive. We have seen her lose 2x to the
"wonder woman" of that club, even though she has moved down south several
years ago. The wonder woman or "Israeli Assasin" as she is known around here,
aka KZ, has beat her twice in epic barefisted brawls. I am talking legendary
fights that can be seen for free on her website and that too is not for the
faint of heart, I will tell you. But back to the fight in question.

Linda was going to face one of the more really stunning fighters I have ever
seen. Carol was billed as the next KarenZ, for what that was worth. When we
saw the flyers for the fights, that all of us receive in the mail a few weeks
prior to the fights,we were not sure if they were photoshopped or not but on
fight night it was clear that she was a fox. Beautiful model like face,
standing 5'8 and a firm and solid looking 140 pounds, blonde and blue with an
hourglass figure to fucking die for and she was a 3x blackbelt in kickboxing
with an awesome reputation for her skills. Quite the opposite of Linda in many
ways.

Linda wore a black t-shirt, black shorts and they both wore 6 oz gloves. Carol
wore a bright green sports bra, yellow short shorts, and matching gloves with
her hair in a ponytail and looked amazing, hotter than I can describe. Her
husband was a stud and the friends she brought all looked like her. Everyone
was going crazy how hot she was and with her skills, on paper at least, we
were curious to see what was going to happen.

After the ring announcements they yelled FIGHT and the fun began. Carol
circled Linda and was landing jabs to her face at will as we watched Linda's
face be jerked back with each punch and her short hair fly around. Carol
kicked her in her stomach several times and we could see that was hurting
Linda but she is tough and strong as shit. There are no rounds in these fights
and these jabs and kicks went on for some time uncontested as Linda tried a
few haymakers but could not reach the taller and faster Carol. Carol was
smiling and the whole time and using Linda as target practice as her stud
husband kept yelling for her to "keep it up" "break her" "punish that fucking
slob" and all that crap. So far this was a typical Linda fight- take blows and
finally go for the kill. Linda's face was getting red and there were some
welts on her stomach during this one sided fight. Carol was not exactly the
humble type as she started to clown around after connecting with a side head
kick that I am sure would have sent my head into the crowd, ha ha. But Linda
was Linda and stayed in her fighting stance trying to get inside to land some
shots but Carol kept her at bay with her long jabs and swift and lethal kicks.
I will tell you that Carol looked really hot with the sweat pouring down her
hard body, her muscles swelling to look pretty awesome and in total control.
But like I said, I have seen this movie before.

Out of nowhere Linda leaps forward and connects with one of her looping right
hands to Carol's jaw. I saw it right then and there as did anyone else who has
seen Linda fight. That ONE punch hurt Carol, I saw her knees buckle and hands
drop a few inches but more telling was the facial expression changed from
smiles to frown. Now Linda plotted forward and absorbed some fucking sick
uppercuts to her soft and flabby belly but by now her head was on Linda's
chest and the attack began. HUGE hooks into Carol's hard body were obviously
hurting her by the grimace on her face and now stuck in her corner. Her
husband was screaming for her to get the fuck out of that corner but Linda was
too strong and experienced. Carol uncorked some beautiful belly punches that
did slow Linda down somewhat but still I can tell what was going to happen.
The crowd was going crazy wild as always. Linda really is amazing, she took
some fucking killer shots into her belly, she slowed for a second and then
poured it on even more. A physical phenomenon who loves to brawl.

Carol was clinching or trying too since that was tough between the sweat and
the fact that Linda is on the broad side. Linda pushes off and one right hook
drops Carol on her ass to a standing 8 count. Expressionless, Linda went to
her neutral corner and patiently waited for the 8 count. She does have great
stamina for an overweight person. When the count was over Carol stood cement
footed in the corner, for some reason, so Linda casually walks towards her
when Carol unleashed a really perfectly timed head kick followed by a 4 punch
combo to Linda's head and face and dropped her. But like I said, I have seen
this movie before and I know she can take a punch. I did see Linda knocked out
4x, twice by much larger guys and twice by Karen Z so I know it is possible.
So she too received an 8 count but looked clear eyed and steady, however,
Carol thought she was hurt and she got careless and walked forward to finish
the fight, or so she thought. As she walked in with her hands a drop low,
Linda landed an overhand right that looked like it came from the canvas and
had all of her weight and power behind it and that was that, Carol was knocked
out COOOLLLDDDD, on her back. When Linda landed that motherfucker cement block
of a punch, the same one I have seen her KO 5-6 men, I knew it was over.
Watching this hot piece of ass like that was rather groovy I must say as the
ref counted her out. She was actually unconscious for 24 seconds as the
cameraman had it all for us to see on the big screens. Meantime Linda is
chatting from the ring with people in the stands and Carol's husband was
trying to get to his wife. But it does not work that way, only the winner can
allow medical personal or friends into the ring and Linda had no intention of
doing so. I felt for the guy as these gigantic bouncers kept him from entering
the ring.

Next thing I see is Linda helping Carol up to her feet but Carol looked like
she was stoned- still out of it. Linda walks her into the ring buckle in her
corner and drapes her hands over the ropes and starts brutalizing her and the
crowd loved it, including me and my wife. This is the part that makes Linda so
interesting. Besides her physical look of an average looking, overweight
woman, she is so much fun to talk too and so engaging and friendly you would
never think she had any interest or knowledge or ability to fight AND you
would never think she had this crazy mean streak, but fuck yeah she does.
There is this really beautiful young lady with a body that any man would fuck
non-stop, nicely muscular and athletic and Linda is standing behind her
punching her in her kidneys with all of her might like one would do to a
heavybag. The pain had to be unbearable and she was paralyzed in pain as she
was crying and mouthing PLEASE STOP. Eventually Linda did stop but only to
attack her neck next. Carol was in the same position as before, arms draped
over the ropes, crying and looking rather shitty and now Linda is punching
down into where the shoulder and neck meet, maybe 15 on each side of her body.
Carol is numb with pain as I see Linda is using her body, her tits mostly, to
push into Carols back and keep her from collapsing. Absolutely brilliant!!!!!
Meantime her husband is going crazy but he had no chance of saving his wife
with those bouncers that's for sure. Linda stepped back and motioned for the
guy with the microphone who announces the fighters to come closer and put the
mike by Carol's mouth. This was mighty cool I have to say. Beaten to a pulp,
this 3x black belt was whispering a faint "please stop, I am sorry" over and
over again as Linda held her by her hair and pushed her body into Carol's so
she would stay upright. The crowd was going nuts. I am sure there was
permanent damage being done to her neck/shoulder/kidneys. Linda hits like a
heavyweight man and there is Carol, muscular and trained but being beaten like
Rocky beat that hunk of meat in the freezer type of thing. Hearing her whisper
STOP and seeing her cry and the facial expression of severe pain was wild.

Then Linda turned her around and in one motion delivered a right elbow into
Carol's jaw that sprayed blood all over and she dropped to the canvas
motionless. Linda gave the signal for the husband and friends to come into the
ring and tend to her broken body. Her husband was spitting and cursing at
Linda who just walked towards her corner and out of the ring to a deafening
applause and god knows how much money. The paramedics came immediately and put
Carol on a stretcher and took her to the hospital.

Linda spent a lot of time walking back to the lockers talking to fans and high
fiving. When she passed me and my wife I was surprised that she remembered not
only seeing and speaking top us but our names. Pretty cool. Still seeing her
body upclose I am telling you in a million years you would never know this
girl is a lethal weapon. All the power to her.

The next Karen Z for Carol? That's not happening for sure. I doubt we will
ever see Carol back at the Underground but who knows? What a great fight and
Linda is as tough as nails.

In the interview room after the entire night of fights where all 9 winners and
losers (if they can make it and they rarely do since they are making a bee
line for a hospital) get to answer questions for an hour or so. Someone asked
Linda if she would fight the real Karen Z again and she said any time she
wants even though she lost both fights. KZ lives in Florida for years now so
who knows, but I would pay extra to see that one. Anyway, this was Linda's
night and she won in a big way and my hat is off to her. It was funny when
asked how badly she was hurt from the knockdown, she said, not bad at all and
I knew I was going to take her out- said nonchalantly. Typical Linda. When
asked about the punishment afterwards she responded. I am not quoting here-
but she said- she heard the disparaging comments that Carol and her friends
were saying about her and she wanted to send a clear message. When asked what
that message was, she said, and this was beautiful------ she said, we all know
that Carol is a very beautiful woman, has a remarkable body and is a trained
fighter with a wonderful reputation, we also know I am not that beautiful and
my body is average at best. BUT, my reputation here goes back more than a
decade and not to receive ANY respect and in fact INSULTED from the first time
we met, disappointed me as a fighter, as a woman, as a human being and the
best way for me to express my disappointment is with these ----as she held up
her fists. When asked if she was trying to permanently injure her, she said, I
was trying to send a clear message to respect anyone who is a fighter,
ESPECIALLY here at the Underground, where we are gladiators, all of us and we
all deserve respect from at least one another. My message, if that's what you
want to call it, was to remind her every day or at least for a long time, via
pain, via the embarrassment she will suffer for a long time, how to act
towards your fellow combatant. We all applauded her honesty and approach to
her answers. Seeing her smile was nice and then we watched the highlights of
her fight on a screen in that room. They used slow motion for the KO punch and
the post fight destruction, it was AWESOME. Seeing a close up of Carol lying
on the mat in her sleeping unconscious state and that fucking sexy body had
both me and my wife horny as fuck and seeing her fucking destroyed in the
aftermath as her useless arms were slung over the ropes and seeing Linda
batter her was, well was why we love the Underground.

Yes, as alluded to above there were other fights that night. One other woman
fight VS her husband but that was eh, the guy VS guy fights were really great
but I don't think anyone wants to hear about those.

Later