Celebrity Penthouse Fights: Ronda Rousey vs Bella Thorne




Boy, did I lose control of this one.

Ronda Rousey is a very intimidating woman when she walks into the room. It was
about two days away from the fight, and I was meeting the former UFC champion.
I prefer to not meet the fighters until after the fight, mostly to graduate
the winner and console the loser. Why did I meet with her, you may ask? Well,
I met with her for two reasons. First, my assistant wanted to meet her badly
since she idolizes her. Second, in order to get Bella Thorne, I had to make a
big promise that could anger the former champion. That's why I had my
assistant with me, in-case I needed a human shield. They said the only way
Bella would even agree to the fight would be if Ronda couldn't punch her at
all. No shots to the face standing or on the ground. Ronda stifled a laugh and
smiled as I asked Ronda why she wanted to fight Bella Thorne of all people.
Sure, Blended was awful and I guess that justifies a beating.

Ronda told me what happened. Apparently, Bella is a bit of an MMA fan, she has
a family member that fights and she called for New York to legalize it. When
Ronda was at peak popularity, Bella went down to Glendale Fight Club to meet
her. Ronda was used to celebrities coming to the gym and usually, they'd take
a picture together and that was it. Well, Bella and Ronda did some very light
sparring and grappling, took a selfie and that was it. Bella expressed support
in the days leading up to the Holm fight, but once Ronda was drinking soup
from a straw, things changed.

Bella told all her friends in Hollywood that she clipped Rousey with a right
hook and actually knocked her out! You can smell the manure from Wisconsin and
when Ronda found out, she was livid. To make matters worse, Ronda called Bella
on her bullshit and Bella denied she even said anything. Bella continued
talking up the phantom knockout and actually thought she had a chance to win!
When I found out that Ronda was fighting at 145 pounds, I had a good laugh. If
Bella could outright lie about knocking out Ronda, Rousey can get away with a
white lie. She looked much better than she did going into the Holly Holm, some
meat on her bones. I can see Rousey manhandling Bella and throwing her around
with ease, maybe letting Bella get a shot in and then making her tap. God
knows what will happen in that five minute punishment round, that could reach
Gillan/Coleman levels of sadism! Ronda was wearing her UFC gear: Black sports
bra with black shorts, no gloves since she can't punch Bella. There was one
modification though, something was stitched onto the bra and onto her ass:

DIE

BELLA

DIE

I know it doesn't mean The Bella, the so Bella is screwed, maybe Ronda will
rake into a bunch of rakes! What can I say, I watched the first few seasons of
the Simpsons a lot while I was on the run. Ronda looked loose, happy even as
she went through an intricate warm-up for the fight. Once the door opened and
Bella walked into the room, Ronda's face changed. I wouldn't even classify
Bella's walk as confident, more of somebody taking the long walk to the
electric chair. Ronda mean mugged Bella with a thousand yard stare, Bella
looked like she felt about two feet tall. The message on Rousey's top did
little to help Bella's already fractured psyche. At least Bella was in
appropriate fighting gear: Blue sports bra and matching workout pants. I
presume Rousey would have tried to break a bone or eight if Bella wore a
bikini. She might break a bone or eight anyway. The two awkwardly stood there
for about a minute and I was expecting Bella to suddenly fall to her knees and
beg for forgiveness. Instead, Ronda circled Bella like a vulture circling a
wounded animal, Bella's eyes darting back and forth wondering what was going
to happen next. Ronda smacked Bella on her rather firm ass with a smile, Bella
looked shocked and confused at her actions. Finally, Ronda stood in-front of
Bella with her arms crossed with a stern look on her face. Finally, Bella
broke down and put hers hand in-front of her, a gesture for forgiveness.

"Ronda, I didn't mean to tell people that I knocked you out! I got into some
champagne one night and started talking stupid....I'M, SORRY RONDA! I was
embarrassed when you called me on it, and I lied because I didn't know what to
do." Bella said with actual sincerity and it was a better performance than the
one in Blended. Or the Duff....I'm a Mae Whitman guy. Ronda's face didn't
change, but she chuckled a bit at Bella's plea, eventually a full-on belly
laugh erupted. Bella chuckled too, but when Ronda got in her face similar to
what she does at weigh-ins, the laughter stopped.

"Listen, I don't give a shit about your apology little girl. I was nice enough
to meet you and do that stupid session with you. I thought that was it but
with the way you've acted, YOU'VE EARNED THIS FUCKING BEATING! I'm going to
beat you and if you tap out, I'm not hitting that damn buzzer. I'm going to
tell you when to tap out, then I'll have my five minutes of fun." Ronda hissed
and I seriously thought that Bella would fall apart into a million tiny pieces
right there. I also concluded that Ronda would find a way to tape those pieces
back together and dish out a whooping. Bella was on the verge of tears at this
point as Rousey put up her fists. Rousey was expecting Bella to at-least try
to fight, but that wasn't happening. Rousey sighed.

"Alright, if you can take me down, I'll declared you the winner and you get
the five minute punishment period. I'll give you three tries to get me down."
Ronda said much to the delight of Bella. Bella backed up as Rousey stood there
like a majestic tree and Bella dove at Rousey's perfect legs for a double leg
takedown. Rousey stuffed it right away and tossed Bella aside like one would
toss a discarded Kleenex. Bella got back up and tried for another takedown, a
single leg this time and Rousey blocked it with little effort. Bella got up
and then tried to take Ronda down with a hip throw! Rousey blocked it with
ease and countered with a throw of her own, Bella's back crashing on the
hardwood floor. Bell was slow to get up and Rousey was laughing at her,
probably the most humiliating thing that Bella went through since Blended.
"Alright, I knew you couldn't take me down, but since I'm a gracious soul, if
you can knock me out...you win," as Ronda sighed.

Bella smiled, wound up her best punch and it looked like a solid hook to the
jaw. Rousey's head snapped to the side, but all she did was smile at
Bella."Thai clinch," Bella demanded to a mystified Rousey, so Rousey let Bella
grab her in the clinch. Bella pulled Ronda's head down and hit a nice looking
knee, but it was obvious that Bella lacked power. I don't even think she could
knock out a pillow. Bella feinted throwing one more knee to the head, but
instead kneed Rousey right in the baby maker. It was the lowest of low blows
as Rousey's eyes widened as she crumpled to the ground, screaming in pain as
Bella made a run for it. Unfortunately, I lack any security and I don't want
to be the one to deal with an angry Rousey. Bella couldn't help but taunt the
downed Rousey as she stood over her and dropped about three brutal stomps to
left side of Rousey's head. Rousey was so out of it that all she could was
take the shots and do little to resist. Bella stood back and laughed at Ronda,
who was slowly start to regain her composure. The stomps actually did some
damage as Ronda was on all fours, looking for anything to help her up.

What she didn't expect was a brutal punt to the face by Thorne, rocking her
jaw sideways. At this point, everything was a blur. Was Bella acting all
scared a ruse? And what was that blur of red hair coming towards me? Before
she could even figure out what was happening next, the foot of Thorne was
connecting with the right side of her face, her head snapping backwards.
Rousey rolled over onto her back, in a haze as Bella plotted her next move,
which gave Ronda time to recover. Ronda decided to get back onto all fours and
saw Bella setting up for another punt to the face. Bella charged and at the
last minute, Ronda rolled out of the way. Bella had a look of fear as Ronda
got back up and cracked her neck. Bella felt confident and threw a kick that
Ronda easily caught and Ronda decided to let Bella realize how fucked she was.
Ronda nailed a picture perfect palm strike to the nose of Bella and let go of
the leg, as Bella walked backwards holding her nose. Rousey pursued, hitting
another perfect palm strike to the nose knocking Thorne to the ground.

Ronda helped Bella to her feet and nailed a devastating hip throw, as Bella
held her back in pain. Ronda picked her up again and hit another devastating
hip throw, with Bella screaming in pain. The three throws caused immense pain
in her lower back and remembered Ronda's instructions: You tap when I tell you
to tap. No doubt, King would agree fearing for his life, and Bella had hope
that her backup plan was save her. Outside of the fight room, her sisters Dani
and Kalili were wanting for the signal. They knew it was potential suicide to
pick a fight with a UFC champion, but if you never fight one Thorne. All they
needed to hear was Bella say "Holly Holm is better than you" and they'd
intervene. It could end in one of two ways: Ronda going all Bruce Lee on them
or Ronda succumbs to....THE NUMBERS GAME! Ronda quickly mounted the downed
Bella and feinted another palm strike as Bella put her arms up to block it.
Ronda thought about going for the armbar to end it all, but that's the grand
finale. Instead, Rousey locked Bella in a mounted kimura, slowly adding
pressure. Ronda was enjoying watching Bella squirm and grunt as she increased
the pressure on Bella's shoulder. It was similar to the old territory days
when the* promotion's shooter (The guy who really knew how to hurt people)
would take marks in the ring and stretch them. They'd slowly increase the
pressure and as the marks screamed, that's when they'd go into for the kill.
Bella was screaming at this point and seemed ready to tap, but Ronda growled
"Don't tap" in a voice reminiscent of Harley Race.

Bella could only hold the arm in pain as Ronda contemplated what to do next.
It wasn't armbar time, but Rousey had heard of something called a grapevine.
It was commonly used in fetish wrestling videos and those videos that proclaim
to have MMA in them. Ronda got her lower leg locked in with Bella's legs and
slowly spread the legs as Bella could only try and stifle her screams. She
even bit down on her lower lip, hoping that Ronda would get bored of the hold
and move on. Ronda caught on to Bella's tactics and did the opposite,
spreading Bella's legs even further and Bella finally gave in and let out a
scream. Ronda continued to spread the legs to their maximum point and finally
released the hold, still in a mounted position. Was it time to end the fight
with the armbar, hit the buzzer on put on a show?

Yes, it was.

Ronda began to apply the armbar and much to her delight, Bella was actually
trying to prevent it. She put her hands together and held on for dear life as
Ronda slowly worked the hold. If Bella wanted to extend this beating out,
Ronda would be willing to give into the fantasy. Bella, realizing that her
grip was slowly loosening screamed "HOLLY HOLM IS BETTER THAN YOU" as Rousey
ripped through the grip and began pulling back on the arm. The sisters came in
and Bella watched at they sneaked up to Ronda. Kalili and Dani were dressed in
boots, jeans and t-shirts.

Once Ronda saw the boot of Kalili crashing down on her nose, she quickly
realized she was trapped. Ronda went to block it with her hands, freeing Bella
from her hold. Bella got away from the fracas, tending to her hurt arm. The
boot crushed down on Rousey's nose as Ronda let out a scream of pain. Holm's
bare foot nearly crushed her jaw, the pain was almost on that level. Rousey
knew what was coming next as the two sisters stomped way at various parts on
Ronda's body, the fighter doing everything she could to block the shots.
Stomps landed to the gut, arms and even her breasts. Ronda was desperately
trying to get back, if she could catch a leg, she could take one of the
Thorne's out. Ronda was on all fours and grabbed a hold and Dani's leg and
actually got her to the ground. Kalili and Bella attacked right away, Bella
now feeling ready to fight. It was a series of forearms and hair-pulling as
Ronda punched away at Dani. Dani was doing her best to block the punches as
Bella smartly grabbed the belt that I hung up for punching purposes and tried
to choke Ronda with it. Ronda delivered a stiff elbow to the gut, Bella fell
onto her ass as Kalili took off her boot and smacked Ronda in the back of the
head. Ronda went down, holding her head as Kalili helped Dani up as. All three
of them surrounded Rousey as she got back up. Bella was standing in-front of
her albeit at a distance, Dani to the right and Kalili to the left. If Ronda
went for Bella, Dani and Kalili would attack right away. It would be same
result if she attacked any member of the family.

Ronda turned to her right and drilled Dani with a right cross and threw her at
Kalili. With Kalili distracted,* Ronda had a chance to attack Bella. Right
when Ronda was ready get a hold of Bella, both sisters tackled her to the
ground. Dani put all her weight of Ronda's legs and Kalili was sitting on the
back of Ronda as Bella walked towards Ronda, belt in hand. Dani was visibly
pissed at the punch Ronda threw, but knew better to attack. Kalili grabbed the
hands of Ronda and tried to force them together behind her back, but Ronda was
resisting with all her might. It looked like the Keystone cops trying to
arrest somebody! However in a combined effort Kalili and Bella managed to
force the muscular arms of Ronda behind her back. As Ronda screamed in
frustration the two quickly tied her wrists together and then pulled her
ankles up and created a tight hogtie. With Ronda bound and helpless at their
feet the three sisters gave each other hugs and a high five. However they then
turned their attention to Ronda. All three sisters stomped away at the back
at Rousey, the boot ones causing the Rowdy one to scream, it was a harrowing
sight. Should I tell you that I got the belt from a fetish website? Ronda was
completely helpless as Bella decided to call the shots.

"Roll her over, I'm finishing this bitch off." Bella hissed as she watched her
sisters roll Ronda onto her back as she slowly backed away from the scene.
Ronda was still trying to find a way out, she was not resigned to her fate of
being the loser. Ronda saw Bella charge at her, jump high in the air and bring
her knee full force onto her face, the knee landed on her nose and mouth.
Ronda felt intense pain in her face, not to mention to sound a broken nose and
god knows if her jaw had been re-injured. Upon impact, Ronda was knocked out,
dead as a door-nail and I had no choice to call the match off. I got on the
announce system that I had installed for a situation like this and decided to
end this match.

"Due to Miss Rosuey's inability to defend herself, I am calling the match in
favor of Bella Thorne. The winner by knockout....*sighs* Bella Thorne" I said
with a hint of sadness. Dani and Kalili raised Bella's hands high in the air
with smiles, they had pulled off a Vince Russo esque swerve. Bella walked
towards Ronda and placed her foot on the chest and face of Ronda, flexing her
biceps. Finally, both sisters exited the room as Bella walked to the buzzer
and hit it with confidence. __________________________________________________
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Punishment Round

I should let you in on a little secret about Celebrity Penthouse Fights, the
fighters sign a legal agreement to fight. I put in a clause for the punishment
round: If you lose and attack your opponent in the punishment, I'll sue you
into bankruptcy. It sounds awful, but I do what I have to do. Bella undid the
restraints and sat on Ronda's back, waiting for Rousey to wake up. Ronda was
out as Bella set her up for a camel clutch, and Bella was starting to get
impatient. A few slaps finally woke up the Rowdy one up as Bella started to
pull back on Ronda's chin. All Ronda could do was groan as Bella took great
delight in assaulting the back of Ronda. Finally, Bella let go of the hold and
rubbed Ronda's face into the floor, humiliating her. Bella eyed up the
beautiful locks of Rousey and decided to choke Ronda with her own hair! It was
innovative at the very least, as Ronda was being choked with her own hair. All
Ronda could do was rip at her own hair till she mercifully coughed out a
verbal tap out. It was bad enough to be humiliated by this starlet and her so
called moves, but to have her own hair used against her was low. Bella grabbed
the hair of Ronda and pulled her up to a kneeling position. Rousey wore no
look on her face as Bella reared back and slapped the taste out of Ronda's
mouth, it stung the left side of Ronda. Bella liked doing it so much that she
leveled Rousey with another slap, the thought of Ronda being her plaything
made her wet. Maybe sit on Ronda's face and sploosh in her face to end the
fight? Nah, that would be a dignified way to end things. She already knew what
tactic she was going to use to end the punishment round.

She looked over at Ronda was on her knees as Bella motioned her to stand up.
Ronda stood as Bella walked towards her and raked Ronda in the eyes for no
reason. Rousey grabs her and began to rub them as Bella took Ronda to the
ground with no resistance. Bella mounted Ronda and looked at the defeated
champion. Bell was at a loss for what to do, so she stood up from the mount
and placed her foot on the throat of Rousey. For Bella, nothing was better
than watching Ronda choke away underneath her painted toes, grabbing at the
ankle with amazing futility. All Ronda could do was gurgle as Bella struck a
number of poses, with her biceps, hand on hips and even doing the Chun Li
victory poses. Ronda tapped the mat three times as Bella eased foot off
Ronda's throat, Ronda was coughing and gasping for air. Bella once again used
Rousey's to get her up as she placed Rousey against the wall. Since Ronda was
useless, there was no reason to tie her up, she had already humiliated her by
doing that. Still, Bella needed a way to HUMILIATE Ronda and what better way
than using the belt?

Bella walked to the leather belt and folded it into optimal whipping shape as
she looked at the taut abs of Rousey. Those abs made Bella feel like a fat ass
and she stared at Ronda's eyes. The eyes said no, almost pleading with Bella
to have some mercy. There would be no mercy from Bella as the belt lashed
across Ronda's stomach and even I had trouble watching this. Ronda screamed,
holding her stomach, but Bella pushed those hands away and landed another
lashing with the belt. Bella took great delight and watching Ronda's eyes
close and seeing Ronda's stomach tighten up to absorb the shots. That would do
little to help as a forth lash made the screams even louder, and a fifth one
was all she wrote. Ronda hadn't passed out, but the red belt marks meant no
showing off the abs, accomplishing Bella's goal. Bella leveled a knee to the
gut of Ronda that barely got a murmur as Ronda fell to the floor.

Bella saw that she two minutes left as she dragged Ronda to the middle of the
room and mounted her. She considered delivering two minutes of palm strikes as
payback, but Bella had a better idea. It was time for the grand finale! Bella
decided for the next two minutes, she was going to armbar Ronda and make tap
repeatedly.That would be the final humiliation of the night Bella executed an
armbar from the mount, it wasn't perfect, but hearing Ronda moan in pain was
worth it. Bella pulled back harder until Rousey tapped out as Bella released
the arm. She wasn't going to break the limb, so she waited about ten seconds
before pulling back on the arm. Ronda again moaned and finally tapped out. The
cycle continued, Bella putting some pressure on the arm but not enough to
cause a break, she would wait longer and longer between tap outs to reapply
the hold. She finally saw that she had about forty seconds left, so she pulled
back on the arm one more time and Ronda tapped out. Bella got up and looked
down at Ronda, who was holding her arm and even crying.

Bella was content to walk away but she remembered the Die Bella Die message on
her top and shorts.

"I'll be taking those." Bella said happily. She ripped the shorts of first,
Ronda could do nothing to fight back, exposing Ronda's pretty pink panties.
Bella took pleasure in what she did next as she slowly took the top off,
exposing the small but beautiful breasts of Ronda Rousey. They looked nice and
Bell thought of breast torture but the buzzer went off as Ronda covered
herself with her hands. Bella simply looked down and smiled at her defeated
foe and left the room, leaving a broken Ronda to stew in her humiliation.