The FemWin Arena of GirlPower and Man Thrashing It's 1 - 2 - 3. The bell rings. The Ass In Your Face Avalanche Amazon Amanda Atkins and her partner Suffer My Ass Staci McSquish the Stylish Steamroller have just beaten 15 opponents in one match. These 15 young men were no match for these large curvy Women. They lay, beaten, defeated, humiliated, piled up and took the three count with their faces buried in the way superior bottoms of these large Womanly Goddesses, heavy bottoms pressing mightily down on them, while others lay in the pile of broken, beaten men underneath, the legs of these gorgeous seated Beauties resting on them, crushing them further, pinning them. None of the fifteen really stood a chance against these Goddesses. None of them could ever have met any other fate other than to end up on their backs, beaten, and with the once proud face now buried deep in the ass of the victorious Goddesses above them, in her rightful place, on top of yet more defeated scrawny men, in their rightful place with the face buried in devine womanly ass, all wearing FemWin Brand Underwear which always helps a Lady triumph and look radiant glamorous and gorgeous while taking the men out of action. And with victory comes a special house rule right to keep the vanquished for two whole weeks and do with them as you please. Plus this time-span is extended if penalties are applied, and they always are, for you see the penalties can be applied each time a Woman feels that her defeated male is not giving enough compliments and worship, or not the right tone or body-language, or not kissing and licking well enough, or even every time the Goddess is in a mood to invite the scrawny male to guess how much an outfits cost her, or the brand, or guess what somebody said, or guess her weight, or guess what the title of a page in a woman's magazine that he never saw is. And any attempt to get out of making a guess or to protest or appeal is equal to a further doubling again. You see each penalty is a doubling of the number of weeks before the defeated male is returned, so these quickly add up to years of servitude and of living in a Lady's ass. Plus one male's remark can mean a doubling for all males who were in anybody's possession. Some of the larger ladies like to spend the whole day or whole week with a little man upside down, against her back and with his face buried in her ass, and they like to walk to the ring wearing him and dumping him in front of the newest batch of doomed opponent males. FemWin Brand Underwear is soft and ladylike and snug and nice. It always helps a Lady triumph and look radiant glamorous and gorgeous while taking the men out of action, and it is built to withstand hours of hard and heavy facesitting without ripping, tearing, losing its softness or getting wet and soggy. And so, inevitably, the two Goddesses of Doom, The Ass In Your Face Avalanche Amazon Amanda Atkins and her partner Suffer My Smelly Ass Staci McSquish the Stylish Steamroller - do not try to shorten their names or else you too will end up like these males here today, will certainly end up - together with 22 of their closest, sexiest and girliest friends - keeping these 15 newly defeated males, some of whom fought bravely yet did not last at all long - only to end up where they belong, with a large Woman's ass on his face, others never had the chance to put up any fight, so quickly were they put on their backs and made to kiss the ass that will take its rightful place on top of them. Others still tried to run, only to be immediately caught and sat on by dozens of cute girls, no matter which way they went. These males will be kept and sat on for months and years and will probably die in the assumed position, buried deep under a large divine ladylike glamorous Goddess's ass pressing down on his face as the Lady sits comfortably atop her prey, right where she belongs. It's always Ladies night at the FemPower arena of GirlPower. No male has ever won here. Any hitting or hurting of a woman is strictly forbidden in the FemWin Arena of GirlPower, so a team of males' strategy might be to gently nudge a Lady in soft slow-motion, a tactic that has never yet succeeded against any of our supersized Goddesses, and never will, nor will any other strategy. The last person who tried to hit a Goddess was shot with the freezer ray before he even landed a blow - he was taken down, pinned and kept alive and made to suffer - after all, a man should be made to regret his mistakes, how else will he learn from them - ballcrushing knees and claws are also a good technique for those who require a little persuasion. Every attempt to run away and escape has also been dealt with in the appropriate way, maximising the number of captured males being sat on at ringside. As we move on to the second match of the evening, we, as usual, move the defeated males over to the ringside area, where the Ladies of the general public will sit on top of them for the rest of the night's action, some using the defeated wimps' faces as seat cushions, others using their body as something to sit on at the same time - usually with five Ladies on top of each male. These males have been beaten fair and square, and so it is only right that they should now be part of the furniture. Don't worry, people, before they were moved, they were all, of course, marked with pink woman's graffiti marks on their chests, so there is no confusion at the end of the evening, about which stable of girls gets to take which of the defeated males home tonight. While this is going on, the glamourous announceresses and match number card girls: the terrible triplets Tanya, Tori and Tatiana are flashing their sexy bodies all over the ring. The second match of the evening consists of the sensational and always-popular Wet and Windy Undies Woman Wendy the Wicked, along with her younger sister, Vaginal Vengeance Vicki Victory and Wendy's daughter, Lights Out Linda Lawless going up against Chess Club Chad and Useless Wimp Grady (not the name he had given but sometimes our glamourous announceresses and match number card girls the terrible triplets Tanya, Tori and Tatiana do give a better description than what the person had provided). Wendy's daughter, Lights Out Linda Lawless is a devoted student of the always-popular Wet and Windy Undies Woman Wendy the Wicked, learning all her moves, and practicing to do it in style, while also learning some useful ring moves also from Vaginal Vengeance Vicki Victory. Vaginal Vengeance Vicki Victory always manages to knock a guy over, jump on top of him, rain down a load of punches on his face, and then to send him to sleep by pressing her Vaginal Vengeance down on his face until he passes out. The always-popular Wet and Windy Undies Woman Wendy the Wicked is quite a crowd pleaser not only for her famous wiggle, shake and drop ass-onto-male-face move but also for the fact that her bottom is not always clean, and whatever "the wet winds" have left in her FemWin Brand Underwear always gets smeared all over her opponent's face. It looks like while I was telling you this, the match has already run its course: the two scrawny wimps have been taken down, and while one of them is on the brink of passing out under the Woman's bits of Vaginal Vengeance Vicki Victory, the other wimp is on the receiving end of all that "the wet winds" have left in the FemWin Brand Underwear of both Wet and Windy Undies Woman Wendy the Wicked and her eager copycat student daughter Lights Out Linda Lawless - both males are on their backs and the Girls are toying with them, dropping their full weight onto their targets and then smearing brown humiliation all over Useless Wimp Grady's face, very much to the delight of the entire audience, the other Ladies watching through the curtain, the Girls from the FemWin, L'oreal, Revlon Goddess, Lancome Lady and FemPower sponsors delegations who also like to get involved in sitting on the defeated males, the Terrible Triplets, and all around them. The moment we all have been waiting for: Wet and Windy Undies Woman Wendy the Wicked pulls the back of her lycra tights down to reveal her bare naked ass, and her daughter Lights Out Linda Lawless brings a paper plate with her poo from earlier and the poo of the terrible triplets who have brought this out on it, she skilfully gives Grady a brown pie in the face, and pushes him onto his back again, only for the enormous Wet and Windy Undies Woman Wendy the Wicked to come down on him, pushing the dirty pie all over his face with her ass while also collecting the 3 count and winning the match. Wow. What a way to win a match. Now we skip forward to the third match, where the male has attempted to jump off the top rope onto the much larger Woman, but she, Mount Molly the Massive Mangler has caught him in mid air. He accepts his fate, and waits for Mount Molly the Massive Mangler to spin him over, perform a sensational piledriver on his head under her thighs, and then a splash, because a win is never enough for Mount Molly the Massive Mangler - she wants to see his ribcage crushed and to do her patented one foot on the defeated male victory pose on an unconscious opponent. Now we skip forward to the the 4th match to see that, like in all the matches this evening, the fight ends with total victory for the Girls and total defeat for the boys. There is little more than a bunch of moves in which the male is used as something mattress-like for a large Woman to land her ass on as she lets it drop onto her opponent. It's total victory for Fifi the Face-Farting Fairy and her prot'g' Lunar Landing Lady Lucy Lytsout. Now we skip forward to the 5th match (apologies to those who were hoping to see all the terrible triplets' match number outfits tonight) where Donna Demise the Destroyer of Doomed Dorks is up against Misogeny Mike, who she has managed to get into an awkward position: Her opponent's head - the last part of him not to be broken - is resting on the lower a turnbuckle and her ass is sitting cosily on top. What a way to win! Now we skip forward to see that at the end of the 6th match where the young novice, Miss Bitch Bianca the Ball Squasher Beautyface is up against Dirty Derrick - she has managed to get her opponent in a groin claw and as she squeezes his balls in her hand, hope turns to panic in the eyes of Dirty Derrick, then to acknowledged defeat and agony. This groin grab move was applied with big success in many recent weeks by Gloria the Glamorous Groin Grabber who is away on other duties today, teaching a self-defence class. That Gloria always knows how to make good use of the wimps she has seized, and so does Bianca: as target practrice. Now we skip forward to see that in the 7th match the cheerleaders, Lethal Legs Lola Lipstickski, Avenging Angel Angelina AngryFists, Sledgehammer Staci, Jawbreaker Jenny and Killer Kitty Kate Ker Pow are up against nine men from the college football team, who go flying in all directions as each girly punch hits its target and sends another jock flying. By the end of this match, there will be little ego or pride left for these jocks, as their faces will have been completely smashed up by the ever so cute and innocent looking ribbon-clad girls. Now we skip forward to see that in the 8th match where the young light weights, Knockout Nellie Nosebrook, One Elle of an Elegant Elbow Coutesy of Evelyn Endim, Mess-Him Up Millie and Pummelin Pigtails Pamela Punch are up against just one opponent this time, Abusive Andy - each girl gets a chance to do her moves on him one after the other ... . At one stage they start to quadruple-team him, passing him round as he staggers from one fist impact to the next in a circle of Girls, and when he goes down they all sit down on him, ensuring that he has no hope of beating the three count ... . It looks like their manager the Unmovable Annie Angry Ass has managed to get Abusive Andy's manager smothered to death under her ass during the match - well done and go girl! Now we skip forward to see that in the 9th match where the largest Ladies of all, Heavy Hips Holly Hindenburg and the No Survivors Siren of Shipwrecks Madusa the Man Squasher are up against five of the smallest dorks ever to enter this ring. Oh yes, this is going to be good. The five wimps together weigh less than one of these Great Goddesses of Womanhood, and boy are they in for a total defeat. It is not long before the 900+ lbs No Survivors Siren of Shipwrecks Madusa the Man Squasher has managed to get two of her opponents fully inside her lycra trousers. Once she sits down, or jumps up to land on her ass, which is what she will do, it's kiss this thing good night time for those two. Meanwhile Heavy Hips Holly Hindenburg has taken chase after the three remaining opponents - all three of whom have run into large crowds of girls grabbing a hold of them - these large crowds of girls drag and return all three pathetic wimps into the ring, for complete and total squashings under the divine ass of Heavy Hips Holly Hindenburg and of the lycra-filled up No Survivors Siren of Shipwrecks Madusa the Man Squasher, while knowing that they will get to sit on the defeated males for an hour after the match, as other defeated males are paraded around the ring and made to kiss the bottoms of the girls who beat them and of the girls who sat on them after their match, followed by weeks of friendly visits to Holly's sorority house for more sitting fun. In the 10th match Mucledeath Molly the Mangler crushes the skull of her opponent Randy the Rapist between her butt cheeks before the bell to start the match has even rung. She is crowned the winner, and rips the testicles of the rapist right off his scrotum, before then going on to fold him in half over her knee to the cheer of all her admirers. The final match of the evening involves a lot of audience participation, as is customary in the FemWin Arena of GirlPower and Man Thrashing. This allows more or less all the ladies in the arena tonight to take part in beating up and jumping onto Wifebeater Wayne, Bankrobber Barry, I Only Love You Liar Larry, the Sexist Sissy Sam Sumboy, Terry the Tax Inspector, Infidelity Idiot Irwin, Crooked Ken Kungetitup and Mafia Mario. What beatings and under-ass endings are not dished out in the ring by our returning favourites and by Colossal Colleen the Cutie, Million Punches Mandy, Jawbreaker Jenny and the No Mercy Missy Krissi Nutclaw, all wearing the FemWin Brand Underwear, are dished out by our lovely audience instead. It is only once everybody has had enough, following repeat beatdowns and face-busts, and only once all the male managers, towel-holders and suits are likewise shared out and taken down repeatedly that the simultaneous one-foot on each defeated male mass victory pose is adopted and the worthy winners are declared.