Evolution - Part 1 by hermangold1970@gmx.com evolutionnovella.blogspot.com "How are you doing today ? Thank you for coming." "No problem. How was your weekend ?" "It was like most of the other ones :beach, sun, parties." "Yeah, me too. I often take it for granted how blessed we are. Anything new ?" "Not really. You know, I have been bored for quite a long time. This routine of ours has become too monotonous. Yeah, I know, we have everything a woman our age would ever want, but I still feel the way I feel." "You read my mind ! I have been feeling the exact same way for quite a while now. Maybe too much of a good thing is a bad thing. I often feel guilty when I become bored with our lives. Just yesterday I was reading an article about how we are feeling. It is actually called 'affluenza' !" "I know. I have spent a few sessions talking to my psychiatrist about this topic. I heard him first use that word about six months ago. Actually, affluenza is quite common in communities like ours'. That is why there are so many 'wellness centers' in our city. To be honest with you, I find our lives to be quite dull. I sometimes wish that an event would take place which would add a challenge or sense of excitement to our otherwise monotonous lives." "Yeah, I know exactly what you mean. Why do you think drug use and alcoholism have such a high incidence here ? All the rehab centers in this town are a testament to that. So, has ANYTHING different happened in your life recently ? Anything at all ?" "Aside from tearing one of my dresses when bending down last week, and gaining a few pounds over the past month, nothing has changed." "You know, it's funny that you mention that. The exact same thing happened with my dress last week, and I have also gained a few pounds. Maybe the man upstairs is starting to feel sorry for us !" "Yeah, maybe ! But you know, I am somewhat puzzled by this. I have always been the same weight since graduating from college, and I can't recall having changed my diet in any way. Also, the fact that you have experienced the exact same thing makes it even more puzzling." "Oh, come on now, it is just coincidence. Besides, you can't expect us to stay the same weight forever do you ? Your metabolism slows as you get older, slowly but surely." "I suppose you are right. Ah, the hell with this, let's grab our surfboards and hit the ocean. What's the point of having beachfront homes if all we are going to do is to complain about life, rather than enjoy it ?" "Fantastic ! Let me just walk down to my place and grab my board. See you in a few minutes !" "I see that you're back. Well, let's hit the waves, after all we have our own private patch of ocean, and no other surfers to compete with." "Yeah, I know. I love your tan ! You are look like a bronzed goddess that glows in the sun !" "You know, I was about to say something similar about you ? You look as if one of those ancient Greek statues came to life, and got the perfect tan !" "I wonder what our boyfriends think ? How do you think they would describe our bodies ?" "I've never given it much thought. But luckily for us, they are a mixture of Hercules and Adonis !" "I know, those bastards ! In the back of my mind, I always wonder if they are cheating on us, or if they would be tempted to leave us for someone else ?" "Only if they had a death wish ! Besides, they know all too well they are not going to find two gals like us anytime soon ! I know that sounds arrogant, but reality is reality." "I guess you're right. Oh, I worry too much sometimes. Well, let's hit the waves ! Same routine as always ?" "Absolutely ! Surf for an hour, and then have our dinner delivered from one of those exotic restaurants. What do you want to have tonight "Tonight I feel like having Sushi. It is healthy, fresh, delicious, and a work of art all at the same time."