The man from Bukhara
by Sundaram  (Sundar)  Ramchandran / zenkalidas 



There was this guy from  bukhara

Who was a real "bechara"

His life was as empty as the Sahara

Till he met a lady wearing a tiara.





She was a real amazon, was she

She never let him be

She dandled and spanked him on her knee

In a manner that everyone could see



In every way, She put him to the test

She tonsured him and dyed him with her sword in jest

She treated him as she would a pest

Till he looked like a chick fallen out from the nest



At last he gave way and wept for a caress 

Thus it was that the butch butcheress 

who hailed from bucharest 

slaughtered the bechara from bukhara



Footnote :



Bechara : Is hindi slagan  for poor helpless person 

Possible root : "Besahara" -> without help / helpless 

or "Be" without + "chara" - alternatives