Jordan McKenzie Battles an Asian Lady on board a Yacht A promoter friend of mine was setting up a female kickboxing card to be held on a private yacht off the coast of Hong Kong. The theme was to be Caucasian women against Asian women and he needed a Caucasian lady in the lightweight category that would appeal to his clients who in this case were Asian business men. He said that he would prefer a mature lady, a blond or redhead with great breasts. Jordan McKenzie immediately came to mind. I had managed Jordan years ago as a kickboxer and knew that she was still active and didn't mind getting into rough matches. I had also been romantically involved with Jordan. Jordan had great breasts with large areolas and huge nipples. Her nipples were almost an inch long when erect and her areola, which were about an inch and a half across, would be all goose bumps when she was aroused. She also had very fleshy labia majora which formed a very prominent camel toe when she was wearing a bikini or thong. My friend agreed that she would be perfect. He knew that she would have her hands full trying to protect her tall body against his chosen Asian. The ladies would fight kickboxing style, 5 - 3 minute rounds with a 2 minute rest, 8 oz. gloves, topless wearing only a promoter provided thong. When the promoter supplies the thong you know that it will be skimpy and revealing. After all these gentlemen were paying to see lots of bare flesh. My friend also had a policy that no husbands or boyfriends would be allowed on the yacht. Jordan seemed excited to hear from me but initially seemed cool to the invitation. I purposely steered clear of her marital status. She had been married to an old ring nemesis of mine, Gavin. I explained the rules of the fight, the location, accommodation, training gym, corner staff and the purse. The purse did catch her attention. She asked about her opponent and I provided all the information that I had. She would call me the next day. The next day was an anxious day for me but then about 2:30 pm I received a call from Jordan saying that she was in. She did ask about corner people and asked if I was available. I said that the promoter hadn't asked me. Almost one month later I met Jordan at the airport and took her to meet the promoter, Greg. It was now 7 days before the event. Greg was very impressed with Jordan and immediately began to talk about the fight. I hadn't told Jordan that her pubic hair had to be shaved all but a small patch just above her cleft which would show that she was a true redhead. It didn't faze her. She did ask me later if she would be naked before she got out of the ring. I replied that I wasn't sure. The Weigh In I had been appointed Jordan McKenzie's manager by the promoter. The weigh in took place the evening before the fight with our fight being last. There had been tensions all evening and I had expressed concern to John the promoter that I wasn't sure it was a good idea for these ladies to meet face to face. He wanted a photo with them nipple to nipple. The program had Kim Nishi weighing in first. She dropped her robe and the guest broke into instant applause. I could feel Jordan tense up. Nishi was naked except for her pale blue thong. John steps forward with the tape measure, reaching around Ms. Nishi who lifts her arms and inhales a deep breath as John brings the tape around her erect nipples and announces 36 and a half. He proceeds to her waist which is 28 and her hips which are 37. Nishi steps up on the scale, 132 pounds. Nishi and her manager step to the side and now its Jordan's turn. My redhead drops her robe and we have chaos as the Asian gentlemen show some of their animalistic side. Jordan's nipples seem to pop erect as soon as the cool maritime air hits them with her areola covered in large goose bumps and a visible camel toe being displayed through her white silk thong. John had an erection as he proceeded to place the tape around Jordan. He placed it across her nipples and called out 37. He proceeded to her waist which was 27 and her hips 36. Jordan then stepped up on the scale and John called out 136 pounds. John wanted to take a nipple to nipple photo. It wasn't going to be easy as Nishi is 5 inches shorter than Jordan. The tensions were escalating, then the trash talk and the ladies were on each other. They went to the floor with Kim on top and she got her knee up between Jordan's legs. "Ahhhggg" my redhead cried out in pain as John and I pulled the Asian off my redhead. Jordan rolled into the fetal position grimacing in pain as she held her throbbing jewels. I quickly called for an ice pack to hold the swelling to a minimum but the closest ice was below deck. I helped my injured fighter down to our dressing room and applied ice to her aching genitals. Kim had scored a direct blow and Jordan's fleshy labia were bruised and significantly swollen. I appealed to John to delay the fight for a day or allow Jordan to wear a groin guard but John was adamant that the fight would go on as planned. The Fight Jordan had spent a restless night and was unable to sleep much through the day. Finally it was time to go to the dressing room. The ring was up on deck and with our bout scheduled for 10 pm which would make it cool especially with a light breeze blowing off the ocean. I needed to get Jordan warmed up and keep her warm until the bell rang for round 1. The two preliminary bouts both end in knockouts so we get called to the ring early and head up on deck. [Fight Announcer] This has not been a good evening for the Caucasian women, both their bantamweight and their featherweight ladies have been knocked out. We are waiting for the two ladies who will meet in our main event, Jordan McKenzie and Kim Nishi. Here are some facts about these two ladies. Jordan and Kim are close in weight but Jordan McKenzie is 5 inches taller then Kim Nishi. Can Nishi cope with the American's height advantage? Jordan has huge nipples which will be bare for the first time in the ring. Will Mrs. McKenzie be able to protect her breasts? There is also a 12 year age difference. It looks like the introduction are about to begin. [MC] - Gentlemen, this is the fight that you have been waiting for and I'm confident that you won't be disappointed. This will be a kickboxing match consisting of 5 - 3 minute rounds but don't leave your seats as the end could come in the first 30 seconds. The ladies will be topless wearing only a thong, 8 oz. gloves and a mouth guard. In the corner to my right, she is 22 years old, stands 5' 4" tall, and weighed in at 132 pounds with vital stats of 36c-28-37, born in Bangkok and now living in Honolulu . . . . . . "Kim Nishi" [Applause] In the corner to my left, she is 34 years old, stands 5' 9" tall, and weighed in at 136 pounds with vital stats of 36c-27-36, from Orlando, Florida . . . . . . "Jordan McKenzie" [Applause] Ladies, please remove your robes and meet the referee, Brian Yates., at the center of the ring. The applause is deafening as the audience get their first look at the topless ladies wearing only brief thongs. Jordan's huge nipples went rigid immediately and her areolas covered with goose bumps as the cool ocean air contacts them. Her opponent's eyes lit up like a kid in a candy store and I knew that my lady's nipples were about to be tested. Both ladies are full figured and the bulge of their genitals is very evident in their skimpy thongs, especially Jordan who remains bruised from the ruckus at the weigh in. [Fight Announcer] The ladies receive final instruction from referee Yates and we are ready to begin. Round 1 Both ladies begin cautiously remaining on the outside. The Asian catches the American with a kick to the back of the leg. Jordan backs away limping as she walks off the kick. The ladies move to face each other, Jordan with a jab into Nishi's face, followed by a high kick that Nishi is able to avoid leaving the redhead open. Nishi makes her pay with a firm right to those beautiful C cup breasts. Jordan groans but moves in and connects with a left jab followed by a blistering right that lands under Nishi's ear. The Asian is staggered but retaliates with lightning speed and nails the American just below her belly button with a knee. Jordan momentarily doubles over but is able to cover up and back away. Jordan strikes out with a couple of high kicks to keep Nishi from moving in. They lock together in a Thai clinch and exchange knees. They break. Nishi misses with a kick intended for Jordan's inner thigh. Jordan moves in with a left/right combination, the left missing its mark but the right connects with the Asian's left breast causing her to wince. Nishi lunges forward with a knee lift intended for the American's belly. "Uhhhgggg" Jordan cries out, her mouth guard spews out as the full force of the Asian's knee contacts the redhead's vulnerable jewels. Jordan goes to the mat writhing in pain. The Aussie referee, Dr. Yates moves over to the incapacitated redhead and calls for "time out" to give the redhead time to recuperate. The area around the ring becomes chaotic as the guests push forward to get a closer look and photos of the anguish redhead. Jordan's manager attempts to enter the ring but is restrained by ring security. Both corners are yelling at the referee. Ms. McKenzie is still on the mat in obvious pain. An agonizing Jordan McKenzie struggles onto her knees and she is shaking her head in a negative motion as Yates asks her something, presumably if she's ready to continue. McKenzie still wincing in pain has her left glove holding her crotch as she attempts to get to her feet. This is not a good start. Was the knee really an accident? Jordan will have up to 5 minutes to recuperate and I should add, swell. It will be 5 minutes before I can ice the injury, that's if she makes it through the round. McKenzie is up on very shaky legs and leaning over the ropes. Yates asks if she's ready and he gets a negative response. McKenzie's manager is encouraging her to continue but it looks to us like she is hurt and maybe not able to go on. McKenzie's manager tells his lady that there is less than a minutes left in the round. Yates asks again and Jordan grimaces as she tells him that she'll continue. Yates signals time in and motions for the ladies to fight. Jordan backs away as Kim Nishi advances quickly. Jordan halts the Asian's advance with a low kick. Nishi pursues the American with a high kick to her head. Jordan partially deflects the kick but is slammed back into the corner pad. Nishi is on the redhead slamming numerous knee lifts into Ms. McKenzie's inner thigh and belly. "Ahhuggg" I think the lovely Jordan McKenzie just took another knee to her genitals but Yates has no intention of stopping the action. McKenzie attempts to hang on but the young Asian is relentless. Nishi a left/right combination to the American's breasts sends the lanky redhead reeling across the ring. The Asian is unrelenting. A right to the head sends the American to the canvas. Referee Yates picks up the count; 3 . . . 4 . . . A stunned Jordan McKenzie is crawling onto her hands and knees. There is blood on the mat. It looks like Jordan McKenzie has been cut on her left eyebrow. 5 . . . 6 . . . Ms. McKenzie is up but holding onto the ropes. 7 . . . 8 . . . Yates asks if she's ok and she looks at her corner before nodding yes. Less than 30 seconds left in an action filled round which has seen the young Asian devastate the taller American. Yates motions the fighters together. Nishi walks in on the confused redhead and delivers a knee well down on Ms. McKenzie's thong. "Uhgggg" The tall redhead doubles over and Nishi with lightning speed delivers numerous punches to the defenseless American's breasts ending with a right uppercut to her chin. The Asian fans are on their feet cheering their lady on as Ms. McKenzie topples backward to the mat. Is this going to be another first round KO for Kim Nishi? Yates after pushing Nishi to a neutral corner picks up the count. 4 . . . This is what the Asian's came to see. Ms. McKenzie is on her back near the Asian corner, her long legs spread, knees bent, her thong revealing more of her anatomy than she wanted this audience to see. 5 . . . 6 . . . The bell ends the round as McKenzie struggles onto her knees and is probably saved from a first round KO but will she be able to continue? A dazed McKenzie is helped to her corner and her crew goes to work immediately to revive their lady. The only visible evidence of the beating she took is a mouse forming under her left eye and a small cut on her left eyebrow. The corner crew goes to work with ice, smelling salts and the no-swell tool. Jordan's manager slides an ice pack onto the redhead's throbbing genitals. There is a lot of discussion between Jordan and her manager about continuing. In the other corner Ms. Nishi is sponged off and is now standing impatiently waiting for round 2. Jordan is having trouble getting her mind off the pain. She took a couple of low blows that Yates let slide. We knew this might happen but didn't count on her being hurt at the weigh in. Kim Nishi is good and is relentlessly demoralizes her opponents. I convince Jordan that this will be a better round and the ice pack has her mind off the throbbing pain at least for a few more seconds. Round 2 McKenzie is up and coming out for round 2 and receive an ovation. Nishi is out quickly, almost running out to meet McKenzie. A startled McKenzie backs away to regroup. McKenzie with a firm jab backs the Asian up but not for long as Nishi drives a straight kick into the top of American's thong. "Ugghh" as McKenzie clinches tying up the young Asian. Both ladies hammer away at the other with their knees as they remain locked in a Thai clinch. The ladies break and the Asian nails McKenzie's left breast with an elbow. The ladies regroup moving toward each other. Nishi misses with a left and is staggered by a big right from Jordan McKenzie. Nishi backs against the ropes. McKenzie with a firm kick to the Asian's belly followed by a right hook to the head. Nishi's knees buckle but the young Asian retaliates with a knee into the American's belly, a left hook, a right uppercut and McKenzie is down again. Yates pushes the Asian to the neutral corner and picks up the count. 3 . . . 4 . . . McKenzie is on her knees and the cut on her eyebrow has been reopened. This is not good. 5 . . . 6 . . . Jordan McKenzie is on her feet. Yates cleans her gloves as he looks into her eye and asks if she'll continue. She nods yes. Yates waves the ladies together. Nishi moves in on the still dazed McKenzie. The redhead misses with a right and Nishi lifts McKenzie's bare right breast with a brutal uppercut. "Uhhhgggg" That punch has opened a cut on the American's swollen right nipple. A confused McKenzie attempts to protect her breast as Nishi drives a kick into her belly. The Asian's heal lands well down on the redhead's thong. McKenzie is in huge trouble as Nishi opens up a left, a right into the American's breasts. The Asian supporters are going wild as they sense that the end is near for the American. The Asian drives a brutal knee to the top of McKenzie's thong. A left into McKenzie's injured right nipple followed by a right uppercut to her chin drops the redhead into the ropes. The Asian fans are on their feet cheering their lady on as the dazed Ms. McKenzie is hung up in the ropes. The young relentless Asian pummels the American's breasts before Yates can pull her off. Jordan McKenzie is dangling head first out of the ring as Yates calls a "time out" to assist her back into the ring. A dazed McKenzie is in the ring on her knees as Yates calls "time in" and begins the count. 4 . . . 5 . . . Jordan McKenzie just can't seem to get anything going against this young Asian. 6 . . . 7 . . . McKenzie is on her feet as Yates looks into her eyes. Yates asks if she can continue and she nods yes. Yates waves the ladies together. Nishi moves in quickly and walks into a McKenzie right hook, the one Jordan's been looking for all night. The Asian's legs wobble but she remains up as they go toe to toe with punches. It's a slugfest. Both ladies should be on the canvas by now. McKenzie delivers another blistering right hook to Nishi's chin. The Asian is down! Jordan McKenzie has just dropped Kim Nishi. The few American's in attendance are now able to cheer. Yates ushers a dazed McKenzie to a neutral corner and picks up the count. 4 . . . 5 . . . Kim Nishi has been cut I think. Both ladies have blood on them after that free for all and I think Nishi has been cut just above her left eye. 6 . . . 7 . . . A very dazed Kim Nishi is up on wobbly legs. She nods to Yates that she's ready to continue. Yates waves the ladies to fight. McKenzie moves in cautiously but the bell ends the round before another punch is thrown. A quick run down on the ladies. Kim Nishi was cut just above her left eye. Jordan McKenzie's cut on her left eyebrow stopped bleeding during the round but her right nipple continued to bleed. She now has a mouse under each eye. Round 3 Both ladies are out quickly. Kim Nishi doesn't appear to be suffering any effects of last round's knock down. McKenzie delivers a left to Nishi's breasts and a firm right to the Asian's chin. Nishi is wobbled but comes back with a left that buckles McKenzie's legs. The ladies lock together in a clinch, lose their balance and fall into and partially through the ropes with Nishi on top of McKenzie. Yates calls "time out" as he sorts out the ladies and gets them into the ring. The fans again erupt in cheers as Yates calls "time in" and waves the ladies to fight. Ms. McKenzie's wet and stretched thong has slipped down when the ladies were wrestling on the ropes exposing a fringe of auburn pubic hair above the top and her left labia has slipped out of the leg opening. The Asian corner is urging their lady to go for the kill. Nishi misses with a kick but scores the left uppercut and Jordan McKenzie is staggers back against the corner pad. Nishi rushes into the corner pummeling the redhead's breasts. A knee to the groin is hidden from Yates view. Nishi drove her knee up into Ms. McKenzie's bruised genitals. McKenzie screams out. "Uhhhggg" The redhead is hurt. Nishi pummels the redhead's breasts followed by another knee low into McKenzie's thong. McKenzie is desperately trying to hang on in the corner as Nishi drives a right in low just below the redhead's exposed pubic patch followed by a blister left uppercut to her chin that snaps the American's head back. Yates pulls the Asian from the corner. The beautiful redhead topples to the mat breasts first. Yates rolls the unconscious redheaded beauty onto her back, pulls her mouth guard from her mouth and then picks up the count. 5 . . . 6 . . . Ms. McKenzie is still on her back, her large bruised breasts rising and falling with each breath, auburn pubic hair visible above her bikini, swollen left labia exposed, blood oozing from her left nipple, blood trickling onto the mat from her left eyebrow and a significant mouse under each eye. 7 . . . 8 . . . This is going to be over. Jordan McKenzie is still out cold. The young Asian, Kim Nishi, has knocked out the American veteran. 9 . . . 10! Wow! What a Knock Out? McKenzie is still out. Ms. McKenzie's manager and the ring doctor go to aid the redhead. They place an ice bag under the back of her neck, work an ice bag over those swollen breasts and hold the smelling salts under her nose. I think we have a very agonizing Ms. McKenzie back in the land of the conscious and asking her manager what happened. The doctor works on her cut eyebrows and nipple as she remains on the canvas. Jordan McKenzie is helped to a sitting position and then up and over to her corner. Oh, those beautiful long legs [MC] "Gentlemen, the end of this match came at 2:46 of round 3 when the American, Ms. McKenzie was knocked unconscious and the referee, Dr. Yates, counted her out. Your winner by knock out is Kim Nishi." [Thunderous Applause] It has been a devastating evening for our American ladies, losing all three bouts to the Asian ladies by knock out. Rematches anyone?????? Jillian37dd@yahoo.com