Brother  verses  Sister  Combat  XXII
by  Buzz  Haywood  buzzhaywood@yahoo.com
Out  with  an  injury


Now the record reads: 430 matches Lauren: 424, Buzz: 6.

Herritage Champion, Pittman Pike 1,098-0 record.

I was starting to recover. Lauren was on my TV screen. I was watching footage
of her wrestling Laney Cyrus for her Women's Championship belt. Lauren
wouldn't tell me if she won or not.

I tried to study her face to check for a trace of happiness. She went out for
frozen yogurt. Man, they were both tremendous in this match-up. But I was
rooting for my sister.

Lauren had just used a belly-to-belly suplex on Laney and then executed a
Styles Clash which would make AJ Styles proud. Right away I knew what the
results would be. 1-2-3!

My baby sister was now the Women's Champion!

We celebrated when she came back. We had frozen yogurt and drank diet cola. We
talked about how far we came along. I was recently the Herritage Champion and
now she's the reigning Women's Champion. The Haywoods had been on a role,
until I got injured that is. Bet let's be honest. She was and is the more
successful one. But I needed to be just as successful as Lauren. By the time I
was well enough to return, Pike was still the Herritage Champion and his
record was now at 1,154-0. I needed to work my way back to contendership of
the Herritage Title.

After a card Lauren and I were in the parking lot. A rude fan was waiting for
us. He was harassing Lauren. Yelling sexist remarks at her. I went up to him
and confronted the jerk. I went to hit him, but he had a tazer and zapped me
with it. But right behind him Lauren kicked the guy right in the head. She
choked him out. I wasn't surprised at all. She handled everything. Me? I was
zapped. The dude? He got beat up by my sister just like me and so many other
guys have in the past. In the ring I still managed to remain on a role
defeating all of my opponents. When Pike moved his record up to 1,199-0 I
became the number one contender to the Herritage Championship. By the time we
returned to the ring for our return match, Pike was 1,217-0. Unfortunately he
defeated me in 30 seconds. A new tag team of cocky brats had arrived and
quickly became the Tag Team Champions. There names are Coy Bradford and Hamil
Juke.

They attacked a great wrestler named Murray Clive. He was asked to choose a
partner to recieve a Tag Team Championship match. He chose my sister, the
current Women's Champion, Lauren Haywood. She accepted his offer and the match
was set. The bell rang. Murray and Coy started off. They locked up and started
trading blows afterwards. They were brawling all over the ring. Coy tagged out
to Hamil. After trading hip-tosses and arm-drags, finally Murray was able to
tag out to Lauren. She dazzled him with her abilities. Hamil was so humiliated
that he tagged out to Coy. But, Coy got the same treatment.

Half way through the match Coy and Hamil became afraid to be in the ring with
Lauren. She applied the scorpion death lock on Coy. Hamil ran in to break it,
but Murray speared him. Murray then threw Hamil out of the ring. The referee
saw Coy tap. The match was over. Murray and Lauren are now the Tag Team
Champions.

Coy had his manhood insulted. So now he challenged Lauren to a singles match.
Lauren, of course, accepted the challenge. Coy was announced to the ring
first. As soon as the bell rang Coy ran towards her, but Lauren back-elbowed
him. Coy went down. Lauren leg dropped him. Then she suplexed Coy. Next came
the piledriver. Coy was out of it. Lauren climbed the top rope and did a moon
sault on him. She pinned him. 1-2-3! Lauren won again. She completely
dominated Coy in the match.

Could Hamil possibly want to challenge Lauren next? It sure seems like it.
When he collected his tag team partner, he looked like he was ready to issue a
challenge to my sister. It turns out he did want to wrestle her. Hamil saw how
easily Lauren disposed of Coy. What makes him think he can do any better? The
match was set to take place. Right off the bat Lauren Thesz pressed him. She
began pounding on him. Next, she lifted up Hamil and gave him a Death Valley
Driver. 1-2-3! Another easy win for her. Now she's a double champion. At the
same time Pike is unstoppable. 1,250-0 is his current record now. I need to
study more of his matches. This man has to have a weakness.

I needed to regain that belt.