Brother  verses  Sister  Combat  XXVII
by  Buzz  Haywood  buzzhaywood@yahoo.com
440 matches, Lauren with 434, and me with 6.


Lauren again tangles with the idiotic classmate.

At this point Pittman Pike is still 2,208-0.

Pike looked at the badly beaten and humiliated John Cunnings. "Dude, you're an
embarassment to manhood," he said, "avenge yourself." Pike convinced him to
challenge Lauren again, this time with his Master Card on the line against
everything Lauren already won. John was weak. Lauren kicked him in the chin
immediately after the bell and pinned him for a three count.

Pike was disgusted with Cunnings. John's best friend, some dude called Weenie,
said he'd take on Lauren in his place. They put John's Visa credit card on the
line. Lauren had done so much wrestling already. She easily out wrestled
Weenie. She put him in the rings of Saturn and he submitted. Out of fear for
Pike, Weenie challenged her again with John's American Express card on the
line. This time she pinned him in 11 seconds.

But, it didn't stop there. John's Discover card was removed and Weenie wanted
another chance. Lauren gave Weenie two piledrivers. She quickly pinned and
defeated him. Lauren was winning all of John's money here. All he had left was
a Gold card. Pike made Weenie challenge Lauren again. This time she gave him 8
DDTs and 10 powerbombs. Weenie was finished. Lauren wins again. Pike was
disgusted with both John and Weenie. Lauren took all her new found wealth with
her. Me, Lauren, and the women's wrestling legends went out to dinner
afterwards. This dinner cost John $168.98 and left a $50 tip. Next Lauren and
I shopped on the Internet and spent over $900 on there.

With the remainer of the credit on the Master Card, we paid off our next
college semesters and bought new ring wear. Lauren destroyed the card. Even if
they tried to contact John Cunnings about the outstanding charges, they
couldn't reach him, as he was in the hospital. Suddenly an envelope was
slipped under Lauren's door. Apparently John's cousin wanted to confront us.
The dude's name apparently is Dumpsey. I slept over my sister's place. It was
late and Dumpsey might come back. When we woke up, we had breakfast courtesy
of John's Visa card. A guy walked over to our table. It was Dumpsey. "My
family has a score to settle with your family, so it seems!" Dumpsey said.
"So, when and where do you want to do this?" I asked. "In a week, at the arena
in Portland," he responded. "They love me in Oregon," Lauren added. Dumpsey
was not amused. "I'll see ya both in the arena!!" Work out time. We both
renewed our gym memberships for another five years with the John Cunnings Visa
card.

While waiting for our Dumpsey confrontation, we donated money to charities
that are most important to us. Like the American Cancer Society. $3,000 from
the Visa went to the charity. We then donated $3,000 for Autism.

Pittman Pike is now at 2,258-0. Dumpsey was announced into the ring first.
Then Lauren and I were introduced. A coin was tossed to see who Dumpsey would
wrestle first. I won the coin toss. It would be me and Dumpsey going at it.
The guy was much more of a brawler than he was a wrestler. I held my own with
him for the most part. But I ended up getting disqualfied by not breaking a
choke in the corner in 5 seconds. Now it's time for Lauren to get at him. The
bell rang. Lauren clotheslined Dumpsey. Then she suplexed him and pinned him
for the 3 count. Pike came out and said he was disgusted at Dumpsey. Only time
will tell what the deal with Pike is.