Brother verses Sister Combat  XVII
by Buzz Haywood buzzhaywood@yahoo.com
Lauren


Now the record reads: 368 matches, Lauren 362, Buzz 6.

I've become a phenomenon in my sport. I've become extremely popular. However,
I've done it at the expense of my brother. I'm happy that my big bro and I
have been able to put our problems out of the way and once again became close.

After agreeing not to wrestle each other again, we figured out the promoters
had different ideas. And so, the matches have continued. Also the competitive
rivalry with Drake and Alexis has continued.

The Alcon siblings are tremendous athletes. The Thunder Hawks are still on the
cuircuit and doing well for themselves.

Lionel Klein and Lloyd Sanford certainly want to even things out with Alexis.
Good-luck with that one, boys! Alexis has continued to get the better of both
of you. Recently she wrestled Lionel in an I-Quit match, and Lionel did!!

And his tag team partner Lloyd took her on in a loser eats dog food match.
Alexis didn't eat any dog food that night.

Look at her big bro, Drake... How many matches has he won against her? 0! I've
wrestled that girl plenty of times to know how fantastic of a competitor she
really is.

I've beaten her and she's beaten me. I'm looking forward to getting back into
the ring with her ASAP! Right now I'm the number one ranked woman in the
wrestling cuircuit. Alexis Alcon is number two and she'd love to take my spot.

But it's Buzz, my big brother who I worry about. No, not about beating him,
because I already own 362 wins out of our 368 matches. The six wins he managed
to get were not decisive ones. But who care's? They never ask you how you won
or by how much, only if you won.

And I am glad he got something. I know it's not easy on him always losing and
getting totally dominated by your younger sister. So I hope for success for
him because he deserves it. And he did obtain it. My wishes came true for him.
Recently Buzz won the Herritage Title. He won it from Smasher Bane. It's been
three weeks and he's been a successful champion thus far.

Because of the history with the Haywoods and the Alcons, a promoter wants to
schedule a fatal four way match between the four of us. Another promoter
suggested to make it elimination rules to the match. So, three will be
eliminated and only one of us will be left standing. We've all agreed to the
match.

Now that Buzz is the Herritage Champion, he'd better look out, word around
town is Pitman Pyke is coming to our cuircut. He's had 578 matches and is
undefeated. No one was willing to put their titles on the line against him in
his previous area. And when they were forced into it, the champions constantly
got themselves disqualified.

With Pyke around, no title is safe. Anyhow, Buzz now has our fatal four way
match to concern with. Lucky for him his title is not on the line. Hey, in the
ring it's every sibling for themselves! I'd like to thank my fans for their
continued support. Randal, you've been great. Annie, you're a good friend and
Buzz loves you. I'll see you all at the matches.